Your Thighs Are Steak Now

Ultra-processed food is officially getting weird.In this episode, Austin Anderson and Dave Landau react to the kind of internet insanity that makes you want to throw your phone into a pond and go live with the Amish. We start with a horrifying study about ultra-processed foods making human thigh muscles look like heavily marbled steak, which naturally leads to a very normal conversation about survival, Funyuns, butter-glazed thighs, and whether America has become human Wagyu.Then things somehow get worse.We dive into bizarre online trends, human dog shows, extreme body modification, the modern freak show of social media, and Justin Timberlake’s arrest video.If you like comedy podcasts, dark humor, culture commentary, internet cringe, Dave Landau, stand-up comics riffing, and watching two grown men try to make sense of a civilization, this one’s for you.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.