Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau

A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not.We also witness one of the worst tree-removal jobs ever attempted, fraternity hazing that makes adulthood look like the better option, Juggalo insanity, a runaway car turning on its owner, the creepiest consent training video imaginable, and enough “they/them energy” to make everybody involved question how civilization got this far.Dave and Austin are concerned.But they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.Join the Patreon for the videos YouTube is too nervous, confused, or spiritually unprepared to handle.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn into attempted murder, see a gas-station taser incident become an action movie, and a man falls deeply, passionately, and mechanically in love with his car.The world is burning. We remain concerned.Join the Patreon for the videos YouTube is too nervous, confused, or spiritually unprepared to handle.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave and Austin witness a giant turtle attempt crowd-surfing without a crowd, a woman declaring war on pavement with a minibike, a disturbingly seductive beaver, faith healing in a region no pastor should be handling, and Spider-Man destroying his back one rescue at a time.And a man dressed like a cat gets inches from a police officer and discovers that pepper spray does not respect his species identity.Join the Patreon for the videos YouTube is too nervous, confused, or spiritually unprepared to handle.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 74-year-old grandpa squeezes into a patriotic women's swimsuit, climbs onto a homemade chain swing, and turns one peaceful backyard into a neighborhood hostage situation. From there, Dave and Austin investigate an unhinged off-Broadway Anne Frank musical, a sex robot wandering the aisles of Target, a man eating a tree in the jungle, and the public bathroom emergency that ends in disaster — all building toward the growing suspicion that "mind your own business" was terrible advice, because everybody's bedroom activities have officially escaped into the street.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson descend into the digital sewer to meet the people sacrificing their dignity—and apparently their reproductive organs—for views.We’ve got a man weed-whacking his own crotch, bricks being smashed over another man’s taint, a trailer-park scientist dropping weights on his junk, a terrifying babysitter who looks like the Grinch escaped county jail, and a woman encouraging people to free-bleed in their friends’ gardens.Humanity may not survive smartphones. But Dave and Austin are still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(Every Saturday at 10am.)►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The internet coughed up another creature from the basement, and this time he’s wearing a cowboy hat, enough turquoise to bankrupt a county fair, and eating a used ZYN pouch out of a public urinal.Dave and Austin break down the ZYN Goblin, Spider-Man’s spinal collapse, internet tough guys punching cardboard, deranged influencer behavior, and the growing suspicion that humanity may have peaked somewhere around the invention of indoor plumbing.Become a Concerned Citizen on Patreon for the bonus show, ad-free episodes, and more chaos after the YouTube cameras stop rolling.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(Every Saturday at 10am.)►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The Dave and Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the internet doing what it does best: proving humanity may not need an apocalypse because we’re apparently handling that ourselves.From a concert guy getting absolutely folded in half while trying to impress a girl on his shoulders, to weird internet clips, public meltdowns, and whatever strange behavior is currently passing for normal, this episode is packed with comedy, chaos, and concern for the future of civilization.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(Every Saturday at 10am.)►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back, and the world is still getting weirder.A church service that looks less like worship and more like a low-budget patriotic circus, complete with a grown man zip-lining through the sanctuary.Pride Month insanity, bizarre public performances, masked weirdos in parks, hobby horse competitions, New York sports riots, and the general collapse of common sense in America.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(Every Saturday at 10am.)►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave and Austin react to a priest DJing what looks like a Catholic rave, Madonna refusing to age quietly, fake abs, grocery store chaos, and the cultural fever dream we’re all apparently trapped inside. Concerned? Same. Laugh anyway.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(Every Saturday at 10am.)►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave and Austin are back, and this episode goes completely off the rails. From phone addiction turning humanity into hunched-over goblins to the weirdest corners of the internet, nothing is safe and nobody is looking up anymore.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(The first bonus episode will come out on Saturday May 30th, 2026, and then every Saturday after.)► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave and Austin are concerned, and this week the world gave them plenty of reasons. From a pole-dancing robot with a surveillance camera head to butthole sunning, RFK Jr. wrestling snakes, subway dog people, and the absolute collapse of common sense, this episode asks the important question: how did humanity get this weird this fast?Watch The Dave & Austin Show for comedy, cultural chaos, absurd headlines, and two concerned citizens laughing while civilization dry humps a pole.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(The first bonus episode will come out on Saturday May 30th, 2026, and then every Saturday after.)► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to a world that feels like there is no hope for humanity: a bizarre church service with a pastor using a labor pain simulator, political freak shows, fast food chaos, internet cringe, and the slow collapse of basic human dignity.In this episode of The Dave & Austin Show, Dave and Austin laugh through the madness, roast the weirdest corners of modern culture, and somehow end up asking the real question: when the church gets this strange, where does anybody go to find sanity?New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow(The first bonus episode will come out on Saturday May 30th, 2026, and then every Saturday after.)► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the wildest stories of the week, from a climate protester dangling inside a giant bell to the Met Gala looking more like The Hunger Games, RFK Jr. weirdness, political chaos, and the general collapse of common sense.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to one of the most unhinged corners of the internet: people sharing advice about using frozen V8, tomato juice, ketchup packets, and other nightmare fuel to “simulate” a monthly cycle.What starts as a ridiculous comedy podcast rabbit hole turns into a full-blown roast of modern internet brain rot, fake period hacks, V8 popsicles, trank zombies, creepy viral videos, nursing home performers, adult baby weirdness, and the kind of online behavior that makes you want to throw your phone into a cornfield and go live with the Amish.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ultra-processed food is officially getting weird.In this episode, Austin Anderson and Dave Landau react to the kind of internet insanity that makes you want to throw your phone into a pond and go live with the Amish. We start with a horrifying study about ultra-processed foods making human thigh muscles look like heavily marbled steak, which naturally leads to a very normal conversation about survival, Funyuns, butter-glazed thighs, and whether America has become human Wagyu.Then things somehow get worse.We dive into bizarre online trends, human dog shows, extreme body modification, the modern freak show of social media, and Justin Timberlake’s arrest video.If you like comedy podcasts, dark humor, culture commentary, internet cringe, Dave Landau, stand-up comics riffing, and watching two grown men try to make sense of a civilization, this one’s for you.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Austin Anderson is back with his only guest, Dave Landau, and this episode goes gloriously off the rails. We react to one of the weirdest and most disturbing trends on the internet, kids literally hitting themselves in the face with hammers to “improve” their looks.Along the way, we also spiral into moon landing talk, space diapers, internet insanity, and the general collapse of human dignity.If you like comedy podcasts, wild reactions, dark humor, and two guys laughing at the madness of modern life, this one’s for you.Subscribe for more episodes with Austin Anderson and Dave Landau.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Subscribe to the Austin Anderson with guest Dave Landau YouTube channel: @AustinwithguestDave ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Landau joins Austin Anderson for a completely unhinged episode covering Trump, Elton John in a Donald Duck costume, bizarre internet lore, open mic chaos, weird news, and the kind of conversations that go off the rails in the best possible way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show where Dave Landau is Austin Anderson’s only guest, and this episode starts with drive-thru frustration before spiraling into cigarette nostalgia, comedy clubs, old-school video games, true crime, social collapse, and AI creeping in to finish the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.