中级美语L118

118 What a Grouch! Barny and Sally are husband and wife. They're having dinner. (B=Barny; S=Sally) B: These water dumplings taste like tennis balls. S: But they're your favorite dish! B: Not the way you cook them. S: Why are you so grouchy? B: Why shouldn't I be? I've got a wife who can't cook, my kids are naughty and... S: Hold it a minute. Maybe you are the problem! B: Huh? How could that be? S: There might be something wrong with you. You should see a doctor. B: Huh? No way! S: Why not? B: Waiting in doctors' offices makes me grouchy.