Zohan the Conqueror

Say hello to Zohran the Conqueror – the latest fanboy of the lunatic fringe. As Mayor of New York, the Zohan only has a Beatnik-level view of what makes the world work, but he’s still planning to run this con on YOU and the rest of the coalition of the unhappy come next election day. Zohan the Conqueror, as his mamma calls him, brings along all the usual gin-soaked stuff, like free beer and rubber money for anyone who’s lost their appetite for work. But this Mamdami is more than that. He’s the shiny new locomotive pulling the Hate America First Train just as it loads up to leave bankruptcy station. Can you dig it? “Chicks dig me because I burn tires,” said the Zohan. And although he has never actually seen the inside of a Dress Barn, he’s sure he knows just what women are looking for. Because in a Mamdami state-run grocery store, cotton candy is produce! It's a miracle. Think of Zohan as artificial sweetener! The more you read about what’s in it, the less of it you want. A vote for Mr. All Hat, No Cattle is like buying the jeans with the holes already in them. You know it is stupid, but you do it anyway. Come on now somebody pump the breaks on this mess before New York boils over for good. And order your special Uncle Otis secret decoder ring to make sure you get all the hidden messages in this stupid bit. And the rest of them too - I’ll see you at the peace march. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.