Adultish Whines
by Adultish Whines
A podcast where we whine about Adulting! Pour yourself a big glass of wine and come whine with your host Paige Crutcher. Paige is the queen of oversharing so nothing is off limits. Hopefully, her future husband will be ok with that? Prepare to bitch about life – family, friends, sex, dating and mental health. We are asking questions, learning, disagreeing, and dishing confessions. This is – a sorta adultish podcast.
Episodes
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Showing up to be your True & Authentic Self w/ The Naked Gal (REPLAY)
Please enjoy this encore while your host takes a break between seasons. We love some good old fashioned girl talk right!? Actress and Creative Director, Simren Lalani, aka The Naked Gal, joins P on this episode and it really is the most inspiring, soul cleansing, motivating little chat. Don’t...
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174. New Year, New Attempts (Let's Be Honest Tho)
Paige reviews 2025 goals (what stuck and what absolutely didn’t), shares the resolutions Whiners submitted, from the realistic to the unhinged and adds a few aspirational ones she hopes she won’t abandon by February. It’s reflective, a little chaotic, and very on-brand for Adultish Whines. Follow...
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173. The Chaos Report & 50 Cent Energy Pls
Paige survived the holidays, barely, and she’s here with the full chaos report: One of the Pedros got high, the other had a booty problem, and she whines about the worst pedicure of all time. She’s thrifting now, she’s over everyone’s nonsense, and she’s stepping into 2026 with shameless 50 Cent...
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172. A Cozy Christmas Whine…From Me to You!
Just Paige today wrapping up 2025. She’s whining about the things she’s proud of, the things she’s genuinely grateful for, and the things she’s still very much working on. We’re all just trying to make sense of adulthood one episode at a time. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow...
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171. Finding Your Voice & Extra Wasabi PLS
Do 2 Paige’s make a book cuzzz…! Paige Lawrence joins your host this week. They get into what it’s like to figure out your identity once the routine of sports is gone, the range of things Paige has tried along the way, and how she’s handling life in the public eye as an influencer. They also…
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170. Finding Ben: The Truth, 40 Years Later
Paige sits down with Chef Courtney, filmmaker of the short film Finding Ben and owner of Mo’s Brunch and Brews. Courtney shares the inspiration behind the film, which follows the emotional journey of finding his father for the first time at age 40. They talk about storytelling, community, and how...
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169. Piece by Piece, She Collages the Truth
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168. Cigars...But Make it Female
This week’s guest, Candace Ford, proves you don’t need permission to walk into a male-dominated room — you just need presence. We talk about how she built her cigar business, how she navigates being a mom and wife while running a whole empire, and the moments she realized she was that woman.…
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167. My AC Quit, My Washer Quit…So I Guess I’m Next.
My AC died, my washer gave up, a stray dog found me, TSA is melting down, and someone told me I “never stop”… so duh, it’s time for a solo episode. We’re talkin’ broken appliances, emotional endurance, and showing gratitude when life is loud. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow...
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166. No Socks, No Service and PLS No More Casseroles
This week, Paige sits down with Cinqo Young, music artist, creator, and longtime friend to talk about his new music, personal growth, and why food delivery etiquette (and relationships) both come with boundaries. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host:...
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165. Not That Karen: Letting Go & Paving Your Own Way
Karen isn’t that Karen..she’s the one you want running your brand. The founder of Social Behavior talks leadership, following your gut, and the art of letting go without losing your edge. Paige applied to work for Karen in 2020, wow where would they both be now if that had happened! Follow the…
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164. Sincerely, Isaac: Yin, Yang & the Art of Creating Freely
Director and creative visionary Isaac Yowman joins Paige to talk about the power of storytelling, getting out of your own way, and his most recent short film, “Sincerely Brad”. This convo is equal parts therapy and a masterclass on being a creative. Pour up, whiners! Follow the Pod:...
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163. Solo Whine: Remind Me What Self Care Is..True Crime?
Who needs a spa day when you can pay off a credit card? Paige’s version of self-care includes true crime binges, cleaning before the housecleaner comes, and celebrating her debt-free era. Nipple covers still missing, though. Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your first month of...
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162. Shutting Down Baby Talk & Trying Referral Dating
In this episode, Paige is joined by Jess and Billie Jo from Nobody Asked Us Podcast to get real about womanhood in your 30s — from shutting down “so when are you having kids?” convos to exploring the weird world of referral dating. The girls talk boundaries, dating fatigue, and..Dyno Nuggets?...
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161. Settling Isn’t a Bad Word & How to Keep the Spark Alive
Dr. Viviana returns to remind us that scheduling sex is better than no sex, “settling” is really just making a choice, and keeping the spark alive isn’t about grand gestures — it’s about communicating AND showing up, even when the wine runs out and the sweatpants are on. Follow the Pod:...
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160. Dice SoHo: Ripped Jeans, Icey Life & Picnics
Houston’s own Dice SoHo sits down for a candid convo on Adultish Whines—from the studio to relationships, family to community, and what it’s really like trying to balance fame with boundaries. Expect laughs, honesty, and a few whines you didn’t see coming. Follow the Pod:...
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159. Do I Have Idiot Written on My Forehead?
It’s just me this week and we’ve got a lot to cover. Body image struggles, people trying to play me in business, why I need to be more like Cardi B, and the truth about leaving comfort for a new studio. Oh, and my Whine of the Week? Giiiirl, Houston gave me a whole Friday-movie scene. Follow the...
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158. Class Clown, Culture, and Proving Dad Wrong
Houston comedian Chinedu Ogu pulls up to Adultish Whines. We’re talking everything from leaving his 9-5 to make people laugh, to going viral with his “I’m From Houston” skits, to winning over a dad who didn’t quite get the comedy dream at first. We laughed, we whined, and of course, played a…
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157. Why Houston Has a Stray Dog Problem (and How We Help)
I brought on my friend Caitlin, the reason I ended up with the love of my life, my dog Pedro. We dive into the world of dog rescue: what it’s really like to volunteer, the emotional toll of fostering, and why even one share or one foster offer can save a life. If you’ve ever thought about getting...
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156. Still Spoiled, Still Unstoppable
Spoiled Latina is back on Adultish Whines! Yvonne joins me to celebrate 10 years of the Spoiled Latina Summit, a movement that’s uplifted thousands of women and created a space for culture, community, and growth. We talk about the glow-up, what’s changed since year one, and what’s still to...
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155. Wingr: New Dating App, New Rules
The guy with 3 first names – Howard Jerome Edwards joins Paige to spill on Wingr — the dating app he co-founded — and the wild world of modern dating. Wingr replaces mindless swiping with real vibes, friend-fueled profiles, mood-setting, and more. They covered dad life, adrenaline rushes,...
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154. Solo Whine: Would I Date Me? Yes, Actually.
This solo episode, Paige is giving chaos in every direction: furniture shopping until her back gave out, fostering the perfect dog with one very gross habit, a Mexico City trip that energized P, and maid of honor duties coming up!? Oh, and apparently she’s in a happy little dating drought. Follow...
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153. Donating Kidneys to Strangers & The Abundance Mindset
Award-winning director and cinematographer, Wyatt Cagle joins Paige to talk about his new documentary Abundant — a project about generosity, grit, and nine incredible kidney donors. We also get into his career behind the camera, why Houston’s creative scene matters, and whine a bit about set life...
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152. Yappy Hour Got a Lil Nasty
This week Shythugg, host of Yappy Hour Podcast pulls up to Adultish Whines to whine about all things dating, bedroom boundaries (or lack thereof), motherhood decisions, and our very scientific game of “Why Do Men ___?” This is NSFW for real, for real. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/...
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151. Solo Whine: Word Vomit & Uninvited Guests
It’s just P this week, catching y’all up on the usual chaos: surprise cockroach encounters, another foster dog under my roof, and a live reading of a book of poems called “Word Vomit” that just really make you wanna either punch your ex…or text your ex. Follow the Pod…
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150. Red Balloon, Anime and..Throw Up?
Ridge Hardy pulled up to Adultish Whines to talk about Red Balloon Media, real life as a dad, and some kinky stuff, too. Whining about the bus, anime, mental health, and a recent breakup(?), safe to say this one is NSFW lol. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host:...
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149. Evolving Loudly: From Bus driver to Tommy Hilfiger
Phil’s back and evolving — kinda loudly, kinda chaotically. In this episode, Paige and Phil talk about emotional growth, fatherhood, fashion week invites (Tommy Hilfiger, no big deal), and why dating a woman who’s still friends with her ex is a major whine! P and Phil also somehow end up…
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148. Yapping. Business. Duolingo Beef.
She’s back — and she probably brought a drink idea and some major sh*t talking! This week, I’m catching up with my favorite redhead entrepreneur, Rachel, the brain behind a successful traveling bar business and someone who always serves the truth. We’re whining about female friendship, work...
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147. Solo Whine: Ick Happens, You Can’t Unsee It
An “ick” isn’t a red flag — it’s a vibe killer. This week, Paige is going through her personal list and asking the hard-hitting questions: Is it P? Or is it…them? Or is it a defense mechanism? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Go to...
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146. Solo Whine: Delulu: It’s Not a Red Flag If I Don’t Look
This week, we’re deep in the delusion, Whiners! P is unpacking the fine (and blurry) line between manifestation and straight-up ignoring the red flags. Is he “just busy,” or are we building a fantasy on vibes alone? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host:...
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145. Solo Whine: A Situationship Storytime: Nickname Edition
In this episode, I revisit three core characters from my past dating life: Short King, Bathroom Dad, and Rugby Guy. If you’ve ever had to give someone a nickname just to cope, this one’s for you. No shade (ok, maybe a little), just stories, self-reflection, and some well-earned eye rolls. Follow...
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144. Solo Whine: Obedient to You? Not in This Era!
“Obedient Guy” thought he was the main character — and that Paige would play a supporting role. Spoiler alert: She didn’t. This is the story of a recent guy she dated, someone who thought love meant compliance, and how P realized her boundaries don’t make her difficult - they make her sane!…
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143. Solo Whine: Trying New Things and Not Spiraling About It
Somehow, I became the kind of girl who tries new things without a meltdown. On this solo ep, we’re talking about what it feels like to stop self-sabotaging, release control, and lean into life—even when it’s not perfect. Growth? We love to see it. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/...
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142. Solo Whine: Oops..My Abandonment Issues are Showing
I thought I was just saying goodbye to my foster dog… but instead, I spiraled into every abandonment wound I’ve ever collected—from friendships ending to family that dipped and obviously men who have ghosted like it’s a sport. Poppi was just the trigger. I’m unpacking what it really feels like…
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141. Solo Whine: It’s Giving..Overwhelmed Homeowner
Buying a house by yourself? Sounds boss. Feels like chaos. I’m talking about the not-so-glamorous side of adulting: decision fatigue, analysis paralysis, and Googling “how to be decisive” at 2 a.m. Turns out homeownership is just making expensive decisions you’ll second guess for years. Go to...
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140. Karlous Miller Drinks Wine with a White Lady
Paige slid into comedian Karlous Miller’s DM’s —yes, that Karlous Miller—for a conversation that’s a blend of hilarious, unhinged, and surprisingly deep. It all started with a viral reel where Karlous said tall men don’t even like tall women (Paige is 5'10", so… rude). Now we’re unpacking that...
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139. Solo Whine: What My Foster Dog and I have in Common
P’s whining about her first ever foster dog... and the surprising things they have in common. Poppi the pup is cute, dramatic, a little needy—and not gonna lie, a little bit of a flirt. And honestly? Same. From chasing affection to having no business trusting strangers that fast, she’s been…
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138. Why We Crave Connection (and Sometimes Pick the Wrong People)
Why do we chase the unavailable? Why do healthy relationships feel “boring”? On this episode of Adultish Whines, my guest—Jenn Pinkerton, a psychotherapist, dives deep into connection and emotional clarity. Join P and Jenn as they whine about attachment, boundaries, and how to stop picking chaos...
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137. Herpes Isn’t a Death Sentence
Paige sits down with Allie Mazur, a coach and advocate who turned her herpes diagnosis into her power. They are chatting about the real stuff—dating with herpes, navigating shame, and why a diagnosis doesn’t define your worth, your sex life, or your future. Whether you're navigating stigma…
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136. “Everything I do This Year, is Gonna be Big”
Whiners, please welcome Winnie Ileso to the stuuu! Straight off a plane at HTX to the pod, y’all! Big Win is such a real down to earth vibe – P and her whine about some dating, some reality TV nonsense, prioritizing alone time and the difference between hard work and hustling. Listen up! Follow…
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135. Solo Whine: What Moving Unpacked Emotionally
Life stays lifin’, Whiners! Where does the time go? How do y’all get all your stuff done? We are about to learn today at Hotel de P, that’s one thing that is for certain! P runs through her recent move and reflects (whines) a bit about how she’s actually really never had a place to truly call…
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134. TV isn’t as Glam as You Think!
Chattin’ with Chelsea was a grand time, Whiners! Chelsea Edwards has done a bit of everything as a job until she landed in the news space and from there, she became the host of her own talk show. How is she juggling being a TV personality, a single mom, dating and all the other things that come...
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133. How Self Confidence Impacts Our Friendships
Social Relationship Expert, Jewel Hohman joins the pod this week and is educating the Whiners on the science of friendship - it’s a real thing! Jewel shares the 3 steps to help set the scene and foster successful friendships in your life! Introvert vs extrovert, self perfectionism, overcoming...
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132. Life After Love is Blind
Stacy Snyder is back on Adultish Whines, y’all! P and Stacy touch a bit on LIB and how it gave her this platform to catapult The Closet Audit, Styling and also gave her a bit of anxiety lol. How does she balance it all and maintain a positive outlook? She gives the Whiners some styling tips and…
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131. Solo Whine: Adulting Level Unlocked - I Bought a Home!?
Whiners - what in the heyll has been going on with P? Besides checking a 5k off her list, and will never do one again…She bought a home! Prepare for her to be house poor lmao. You coming along for Homeowner Era?! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host:...
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130. The People’s Favorite Recovered Fu*kboy
Y’all literally voted for Phil to come back on! Never a dull moment with him. Whiners, he is an entrepreneur, podcaster, father, and owner of the best laugh all wrapped in one. P pries into his current dating life, his ideal woman, and of course he pries back *insert eye roll*. Thoughts on the...
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129. Stop Doing Kegels: They Aren’t Actually Helping
Dr. Mamawah Bourque of Awareness Pelvic Health is talking all things Pelvic Floor. Who is pelvic floor therapy for? What are some of the misconceptions? How can it improve your sex life? And sooo much more! “I forgot my clitoris!” should go on her business card…yes? Follow the Pod:...
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128. From Sleeping in his Car, to a Business Owner
Devante Jones blesses P and the Whiners with his Louisiana Accent! He is a licensed therapist and counselor specializing in working with LGBTQIA clients and just loves helping people. He takes us on the journey of being homeless and sleeping in his car to opening up his own private practice and...
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127. Are We Sharing Our Body Count?
Whiners, please welcome back Dr. Viviana! Perfect timing for the relationship doctor to be on, ehh? She has created the ultimate Couples Date book, and like honestly how much easier can she make it for us (them) lol. Should we disclose body count? Should we have sex early on? P asks her some...
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126. Solo Whine: I Miss Sending Nudes
Now that the entire YEAR of January is over lol, let us all try this again! P catches y’all up on the recent thangs – quitting her apartment, plans to run a 5k and getting chosen last at Pickleball – wtf? Also, what the hell were y’all doing as teens, cuz Paige saw some teens doing something...
About this show
A podcast where we whine about Adulting! Pour yourself a big glass of wine and come whine with your host Paige Crutcher. Paige is the queen of oversharing so nothing is off limits. Hopefully, her future husband will be ok with that? Prepare to bitch about life – family, friends, sex, dating and mental health. We are asking questions, learning, disagreeing, and dishing confessions. This is – a sorta adultish podcast.
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