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A writer attempts to write a romance novel A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees Suspecting your husband is the devilSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid A criminal using Cameo to send blackmail messages but can only afford b, c-list celebrities See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inheriting a circus Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it The writers of junk mail    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association  Surfers Go to NYC Unnecessary Cashews  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arctic Scavengers Strike at the Paperclip Factory  New York Water Smuggling   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute teacher A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker AwardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighboring condom factories go to war Pardon me, do you have the time? Hash brown World ChampionshipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigeons in a shitting school. TOO personal training. You're in the wrong line.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant. Powerpuff Girls. Workers return to the office, changed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets Man who sneezes when he's aroused Pizza wizardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario Kart as NASCAR A baby thinks she's funny Home makeover  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting prom night convention for bad parkersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

burrito-rolling master gone completely texas Canned laugh auditionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoesOverly full orchestraBen Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the ConstitutionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school Zoo animals commentary Balloon World CupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor’s appointment. Failed science museum. Swallowed ear bud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. Politician has to poo. Cheese boys and/or girls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying. Door to door salesman named Hungry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. Wild time at airport arrivals. Why are your shoes wet?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America's Gum Control Issues 5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team Stranded on Desert IslandSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clothing Store with No Clothes Internet Security Stand Up Verses ImprovSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class Newest Bond Girl is from Accounting Ultimate Frisbee tournamentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot dogs V Beer Surfs Up IndigoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome wagon. The chocolate bandit on 2/13. No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superhero show from villain’s POV. Candlemaker union & the electric lightbulb. Swordfight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A day in the life of the guy who empties port-a-potties. Two virgins trying to have sex. Southerners struggle to leave a review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strangers. Bad dating locations. All the shit keeps falling apart.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole. Pinball Speakeasy. A Day at IKEA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot. Students ACTUALLY listening to Teachers. Nobel prize committee considers the iBong.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turtles on Vacation Milking Oats FlagsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lost In the Mall A day in the Life of the grammar police Elton John V Ricky MartinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moist.Chocolate milk dealers.Are remote co-workers AI? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

paparazzia man with a plan concerning hamthe three kings of West Virginia Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hip coal miners recruit new talent.Hot sauce factory.First people on Mars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

waking up in a strangers beduniversity moonshine teampaintball battle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Government competition for new National Anthem.Pro Wrestler works at call center.Surprise anniversary party for a sex shop manager. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A parenting hotline.Bullfighter branches out.Party is actually an intervention.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it goA winner from the hit tv show. "Your Mama", just can't let it go.Aggressive inline  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Intergalactic Foreign Exchange StudentThat's Bologna PeteyWhat do with Home Gym spaces? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yogurt SweatStreet Bikers vs Harley RidersWaygu Masseuses  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom KingComputer Bootcamp Psychic Discount  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people.Losing emotional control in the worst place.Satan’s lazy brother.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spatch-cock.Wizards library.99 Miata.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One day only where you can hear other people’s thoughts.The Beatles, the diagnosticians?Aggressive condom marketing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man who can’t decide if he’s severely injured or just fine.Hacking into stranger’s emails..Stone mason become freemason  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door-to-door beef jerky sales.Libertarians get rid of stop signs.Road rage. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inept undercover boss.What the hell is going on?.Tenured professors try to relate to their students  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Santa gets canceled.Gold digging Escorts.Vote Yes- Save Our Bus drivers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warehouse Mutiny.No Feeling Condoms.What Is Love. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New medicine turns people into senior citizens.Podcasters must read constant ads.Joey’s story becomes a scene. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.