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Alchemy This — 364 episodes
The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members.
What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe
Inheriting a circus
Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association
Arctic Scavengers
Substitute teacher
Neighboring condom factories go to war
Pigeons at shitting school
Lego manufacturing plant
The US Military and Education swap budgets
Mario Kart as NASCAR
texting
burrito-rolling master
Gap potatoes
Never late for school
Zoom doctor’s appointment.
Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.
Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.
Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.
America's Gum Control Issues
Clothing Store with No Clothes
Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class
Hot Dogs verses Beer
Welcome wagon
Superhero show from villain’s POV
The guy who empties port-a-potties
Strangers.
Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole.
Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot
Turtles on Vacation
Lost In the Mall
Moist...
Paparazzi
Hip coal miners recruit new talent.
Waking up in a strangers bed
Government competition for new National Anthem.
A parenting hotline.
Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go
Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student
Yogurt Sweat
Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King
Comedian bombs so hard it kills people
Spatch-cock...
One day you can hear other people’s thoughts.
Severely injured or just fine?
Door-to-door beef jerky sales.
Inept undercover boss.
Santa gets canceled.
Warehouse Mutiny.
New medicine turns people into senior citizens...
Wild house party w/ fictional characters
This year, Christmas just don’t happen.
Professional tailor
Triassic time capsule.
Charleston carriage guide from Sweden
Craig Is pitted against Olives...
Off-road Limousine...
Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.
Dean’s dog dissertation defense.
Dating Apps first dates...Replay
Bratty tween runs for president...
3rd Thanksgiving Replay
Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp...
Cat Poo advent calendar...
The Donner party as an actual party...
Skin pockets...
Werewolf donates a kidney...
Stuck in an elevator...
Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...
Jeopardy!
Twerking during rainy traffic stop...
Learning to properly "whelm;"
Area 51 intern...
Expedition to the Center of the Earth.
Allison's Dream
Couples camping ....
Farts smell like particular fast food.
Drive-thru window.
Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext
Mack the Knife at the dentist.
Sao Paulo
Living without money.
Oblique
Reality TV.... to the death.
Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.
Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist
Irish friend.
Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana...
Karma...
Silence Of The Lambs for kids
1978: the heyday of disco
Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...
Dr Robert...
Goth clothing store replaces church
Aggressive apologizing...
Pumpernickel lady opens...
Joe blow and the Cumtones.
Wasabi Enema...
Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.
Monkey tennis.
Cannibal restauranteurs...
Someone with Bad Memory...
Pharmacy...
Video Game Green Room...
Fireworks salesman under performs...
Australians make American commercial...
Babies communicate through poop...
Rouge meatball terrorizes ...
American has to infiltrate British society.
Secret agent takes his toddler to work
Documentary on vaping.
Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin
Kids’ book author...
Gilligan’s Island 40th season
Incompetent people...
Paul Denim’s real story.
Hard to find underground rave.
Phone Sex Line...
Fast and Furious Car Parkour
Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat
Post Holing...
Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags...
People who don’t know cars review cars
Friendly Game of Would You Rather...
Soup to Nuts
Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop
Busy night at a OB/GYN ward
Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole.
Someone surprised to win Oscar.
Mosquito Casino...
Comedy Club, Dead Frog...
People return to the jungle...
Ford F150....
Drive-thru therapy
National Disaster Vacation
2 women named Alexa and Siri...
5 Wonka golden ticket winners...
Bike shop employees WAY overqualified.
Murder hornet...
Kindergarten cop
Crows secretly run a town.
New employee in a numbers Co.
Pretentious LA...
Cowboy vampire
Megaphones are regulated like guns
That's My Dog???
Squids instead of Squibs
Oompa Loompa Labor Camp
Alchemist Mind Swap
Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors...
Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.
Man by the name of Fuck Joey
Someone calls the shady vacuum store...
Calendar Man
Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing
A Star Wars fan finds out...
Joey & Caroline are genies...
Pilot has hard day...
New astronaut arrives at ISS...
The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy
A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”
Bad wifi
Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.
Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.
James dies from caffeine overdose...
Peaceful wilderness trip turns...
Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors...
Science fair goes wrong...
Lonely grandma gets...
Famous painter tries to find...
Tug of war as an Olympic sport?
It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…
Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.
Canadian border guards.
A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.
Willy Wonka’s break room.
Superheroes’ secret bar
Man without purpose...
Lunch ladies the opera
Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.
A squirrel in the garage.
Bank loan officer gets creative
19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail
Company who books “making a scene”
Gym Weights are Animals.
Football down by the river...
Camping trip has slasher music...
Amateur kidnapping...
Jello...
Superman has a ... take 2
Dirty old lady ...
A day at the IV League School
Shitty time travelers...
Superman has a...
Police show up
Genie in a bottle of ketchup
Diego the tortoise ...
Serial killer accidentally invents...
Trouble at the peanut butter factory.
Teach a dinosaur how to weld.
Crew of astronauts
Divorce Court.
James Heaney plays a Bond villain
Two different spy teams...
Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans.
Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy.
Antartica. That is all.
Superheroes and villains....
Haunted house...
Burger...
Tina, an adoption agent,..
A fishing guide ...
Alchemists learn about James Franco.
Nikki Schitts makes a....
Jacinda Ardern kidnapped
Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.
How the Louisiana Senator...
Lead actor is so disliked....
World of Warcraft...
Super Mario based on real people.
Crew of US Navy sailors...
Seance from the late 1800s.
The Can You Buzz Me In guys
What is life like this days?
Some southern people
A family isolating...
Joey is a garbageman
Gang of treasure hunting dwarfs...
Alchemists help Joey ...
Cororana Virus SWAT Team:
Consistently Charming Gerard Butler , But Not That One.
An Alchemist Gets Mugged...
James' Success Needs Intervention...
Failed Exorcism:
Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns…
Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists…
Cops Test Street Drugs…
Frat house murder mystery…
A public relations disaster…
James Heaney has had enough…
Hunting the body-shamed white whale…
Cruise Ship Amnesia...
Snoofa Hosts Oscars;
Alchemist Team Building Retreat;
Making Sex Support Group;
Apocalyptic Heaney...
James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone...
What happens in a Doomsday bunker...
Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas...
Taxidermist Hired At Zoo...
Pet Adoption Day—Cats vs Dogs...
Pet Owners On An Elevator...
Alchemy This Cast At A Podcast...
Professional Photographer’s Worst...
Mad Scientist Examines Patients...
Bomb Squad in Action...
Drunk lumberjacks want a strip club…
School Band P/T Conference...
Last Chance For Famous Brand...
The Professor Knows Porn...
Chernobyl Guided Tour...
Drunk Hunters...
Inmates Plan Escape...
Cat Miners...
Beta Gender, Non-Binary people getting coffee…
Small Town Skater Kids...
Unique Farmer’s Market...
Marven McHugh As Call-In Radio Host;
Extreme Scavenger Hunt In Space;
A Minnesota home cooked meal...
Med School Grads Celebrate;
Marvin McHugh Meets Judy Garland;
Soldier’s Mother Travels To Iraq...
Scientist Faked It To Make It;
U.S. Cruise Ship Through Norway;
An Escape Room;
R-rated Freak Attraction...
Healthy Patients and Sick Doctors;
Biologists exploring find a Chupacabra…
Uni-Body Part Group Therapy...
Jacob, Rachel and Leah...
School Drop Off...
CutCo Knife Sales Replicants;
Absurdly Busy Pizza Joint;...
Detectives Interrogate James Heaney...
OCD Sufferer Is Jailed
Pet Frogs Plan An Escape...
Castaways Find Others
Training For Jaded Geniuses
Origin Of British Posh-Speak
The Uncle Squishy Show
Medieval Prisoners
Grocery Store Detectives
Questionable Renters
Passengers On A Commuter Train
Psychologist’s First Day
Friends Playing Clue Solve Murder
Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home
Crime Boss, Michael Mann at Theme Park
What The Dead Leader's Parrot Knew
High School Senior Prank Day
Bowlers Should Never Be This Serious
Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress
Rich Southern Aristocrats on a Snipe Hunt
An Author, Muse, and Publisher; Tarot Card Reading, Psychiatrist or Patient?
Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever
A Not So Private Honeymoon; Snoofa Finds the Father; Are You Smarter than a Millennial?
Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters
An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton'; Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos; Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS
Nerds Go Camping; Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia; Roommates and Their Fussy Pets
Meeting His family for the First Time; A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto; New Hire at the Sex Shoppe
Guided Tour of the National History Museum; Television City Town Council Meeting; Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well
Folks with Famous Peoples' Names; Carefully Hire a Construction Crew; Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House
Elderly Mob-run Bingo; Fenway Concession Vendor; 'Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything
Family Reunion with David Blaine; Operating on the wrong Patient; An A.I Workforce & One Human
Strangers Wake on Alien Ship; Dogs Awaiting Adoption; Marvin McKuen’s First Day Waiting Tables
Billionaires and Their People Negotiate; Every Flavor of Humanity at the DMV; A Doctor Who Cheated His Way Through School
Australian Arrives At US University; House Hunters Destroys Families; In A Word: PIRATES!
Ellis Island Hopefuls; Climbing the Corporate Ladder in a Day; What Our Pets Think of Us
Worst Bank Robbers vs Even Worse Bank Managers; Two Baristas Vs World; Doctors Who Needed Borders
Marvin McCue: Daytime Judge; The Usual Suspects: The Alt-Lineup; Mt. Everest: A Team-Building Experience
Tundra Migrating Animals; Father and Son Faux-Pilots vs Strangers; New Arrivals At The Commune
Demon Visits Blind Grandmother; Flat-Earther Dating Site; Intervention for Guinea Pig Enthusiast
Genius Kids Day Care; Non-Intellectual Property Lawyers New Offensive Baseball Mascots
Pizza Joint Never Closes, Not Even for a Zombie Apocalypse; Antarctica Research Station Crew at Wits End; Mad Scientist Yard Sale
Young Fularg Player Scouted by Universities; Kids Conduct War Crimes Court Against School Bully
Scumbag Boyfriend and Pregnant Girlfriend on Intercontinental Flight; Corporate Event's A/V Needs Prove Too Much; First Day in HR with the Mafia
Hired Assassins on a Blimp; Student Actors Prep to Audition; Attending a Mid-size City Doggy Day Care Counter
New Highs and Lows in Workplace Gossip; Airport Staffers Deal as They Can with Travelers; Aging Rock Stars Record for Eccentric Producer
Explorers Compete with Columbus for the Gig; Employees Fail to Nab Elderly Shoplifter; 7-Eleven Cashier Is a Natural-Born Therapist
Backstage at a Live TV Dance Competition; Group Therapy for Several Sets of Twins
Undercover Animal Rights Activists at Zoo; Meeting of a Person's Multiverse Selves; After Vatican Closes, Catholic Leaders Fight Crime
Murderer and Graverobber First Date; Vegas Charter Bus Passengers; New Baseball Manager Mixes Things Up
An Odyssey of Epic Proportions Because Stepdad Said the Mafia Was out to Get Us
Snow Storm Strands Hipster Restaurant Reviewers; $18M Underground Vegas Home for Sale; Nail Salon Fights City Hall Over 'Hand Jobs' Name
Studio 54 Documentary Unused Interviews; Epic Medieval Quest; True Crime Podcaster Records an Episode at a Crime Scene
Americans on a Guided Tour of Australia; Friends Look for Bigfoot; PA's Day 1 on a $100 Million Film Set
The Fleckman’s Try A.I. Workers for Their Home; A Wedding in the Florist Section of Walmart
Many Organs in a Human Struggle for Dominance; Alternative Meat Chili Cook-Off; Local TV News Team Covers the Cook-Off
Stuck on a Hospital Elevator; Time-Traveled Cavemen Spitball Ideas as App Developers; Car Dealership Offers All New DeLorean and a Truckload of Characters
Breaking News Delivered by Medieval Town Criers; Residents Committee Meeting at a Retirement Facility; Backstage at a Mid-Level Pro-Wrestling Event
Fire Dept Tries to Stop a Jumper; Quality vs Quantity in the Office; Competing Lemonade Stands
Furry Convention; Good Cop/Bad Cop Interrogates Serial Flasher; Drug Dealer Pushes Carrots with No Ranch Dressing
Health Inspector Surprises a Busy Restaurant; Ghost Intern Learns How to Haunt Teenagers Using a Ouija Board
Unofficially Aiding EMTs; Creating New Pro Wrestler Names and Casting Them; Getting a Sit with the Godfather
The Gods Are Indeed Crazy; The Cruise Ship & The Dinghy; Fake Séance Brought To Justice
Cult Members in Purgatory; Public Library Porn Donation; Art Gallery Thieves Get on Shark Tank
Family Gives a Stranger a Ride; Taping a Culinary TV Show Competition; New, Small Western Town's Saloon, Circa 1862
Superheroes With Questionable Powers; Life in the Registrar’s Office; NASA Holds Interviews for the ISS, No Experience Necessary
A Runaway Train; the Author of 'How to Murder Your Husband' Stands Trial; the New Lottery Winner's New Year’s Eve Party
Late Night at Earl’s Diner; A Séance; Angel 2nd Class Gives an Afterlife Tour to New Arrivals
Dating Apps Dates; Y2K comes to the White House and a Hollywood Hills Showbiz Party; Swat Team Rushes PETA for Reality TV
Gender-Sensitive Dating Game; A Fortune Teller; In the Weeds at Antonio’s
Consumer Electronics Convention, A Book Signing, Best Bank Teller Ever, and 'The Chicken Casino' the Book
Doctors and Dentists, Horror Film Set, A Cult, and A Man Called Tinko
Halloween at the Meebles, Satan Ruled Out as Cause of Arkansas Flaming Pit, Grocery Store Manager in Timber Box, FL, Christian Bale: Hell and Back
Easter with the Family, Table Read for ‘The Hell You Say,’ Middle School’s Mamet play, Back Stage at Disney, Batman at Knotts, State Farm Picnic
Press Secretary, Kushner Time, Russian Love, Elvis Chapel, Jennifer Lawrence Impersonator, Parole Board, The Therapist's Therapist
A Public Defender, His Honor, In-Flight Madness, Hunters and the Hunted, Heaven and Hell
Replacing Zuckerberg, Motor Lodge and Honeymoon on the Boardwalk
The Concierge, A British Gang, A Cop’s Wake and The Reading of the Will
The Third Thanksgiving, Mission to Mars and Where’s Jesus?
A Crime Scene, Peoria Live TV News, A Kidnapping and The Sequestered Jury
Introducing Alchemy This