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The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members.

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What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

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Inheriting a circus

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Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association

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Arctic Scavengers

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Substitute teacher

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Neighboring condom factories go to war

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Pigeons at shitting school

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Lego manufacturing plant

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The US Military and Education swap budgets

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Mario Kart as NASCAR

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texting

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burrito-rolling master

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Gap potatoes

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Never late for school

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Zoom doctor’s appointment.

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Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

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Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

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Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

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America's Gum Control Issues

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Clothing Store with No Clothes

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Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class

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Hot Dogs verses Beer

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Welcome wagon

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Superhero show from villain’s POV

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The guy who empties port-a-potties

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Strangers.

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Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole.

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Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot

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Turtles on Vacation

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Lost In the Mall

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Moist...

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Paparazzi

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Hip coal miners recruit new talent.

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Waking up in a strangers bed

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Government competition for new National Anthem.

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A parenting hotline.

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Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go

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Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student

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Yogurt Sweat

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Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King

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Comedian bombs so hard it kills people

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Spatch-cock...

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One day you can hear other people’s thoughts.

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Severely injured or just fine?

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Door-to-door beef jerky sales.

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Inept undercover boss.

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Santa gets canceled.

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Warehouse Mutiny.

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New medicine turns people into senior citizens...

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Wild house party w/ fictional characters

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This year, Christmas just don’t happen.

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Professional tailor

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Triassic time capsule.

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Charleston carriage guide from Sweden

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Craig Is pitted against Olives...

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Off-road Limousine...

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Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.

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Dean’s dog dissertation defense.

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Dating Apps first dates...Replay

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Bratty tween runs for president...

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3rd Thanksgiving Replay

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Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp...

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Cat Poo advent calendar...

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The Donner party as an actual party...

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Skin pockets...

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Werewolf donates a kidney...

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Stuck in an elevator...

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Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...

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Jeopardy!

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Twerking during rainy traffic stop...

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Learning to properly "whelm;"

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Area 51 intern...

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Expedition to the Center of the Earth.

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Allison's Dream

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Couples camping ....

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Farts smell like particular fast food.

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Drive-thru window.

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Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext

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Mack the Knife at the dentist.

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Sao Paulo

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Living without money.

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Oblique

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Reality TV.... to the death.

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Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.

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Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist

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Irish friend.

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Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana...

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Karma...

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Silence Of The Lambs for kids

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1978: the heyday of disco

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Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...

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Dr Robert...

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Goth clothing store replaces church

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Aggressive apologizing...

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Pumpernickel lady opens...

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Joe blow and the Cumtones.

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Wasabi Enema...

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Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.

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Monkey tennis.