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All Talk No Jeans

by Nick and Alyssa

All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway. Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children. There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally. We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.

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Episodes

  1. The Gagisode

    🎙️ The Gagisode | All Talk, No Jeans WARNING: This episode may trigger your gag reflex. You've been warned. 🤢 This week on All Talk, No Jeans, we're diving headfirst into some of the most disgusting, stomach-turning, and downright hilarious stories we've ever shared. We asked you to send us…

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  2. Diet Coke Is Battery Acid & Other Strong Opinions

    We came into this episode with six beverages, no McDonald’s breakfast, and apparently a LOT of opinions. This week we’re ranking and cranking energy drinks, reminiscing about childhood camping trips, responding to listener comments, discussing the surprisingly massive size of Australia, and...

  3. Raccoons, Rainstorms and Camping Gone Wrong

    Nick and Alyssa planned a relaxing trip to Lake Michigan. Then raccoons stole the buns, a thunderstorm soaked the campsite, and camping moved to the living room. They also share listener stories and family lore featuring fearless campground raccoons, a cliffside mishap, a collapsing tent, and…

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  4. Foot to Balls

    On today’s episode we discussed taekwondo and the chaos of competition day. We also debate Dana Carvey movies and plan for camping. Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This Instagram : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc Youtube : All Talk No Jeans TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans & morethanthis.co...

  5. Road Rage & Family Destinations

    On today’s episode the hosts discuss how the kids are following in their footsteps, discuss sitcom families, and family destinations. Www.morethanthis.co TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans & morethanthis.co Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This Instagram : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc

  6. The Mernerdisode

    Today Nick and Alyssa discuss some of the fun memories from their time at the Midwest giant, Menards. Tune in for funny stories and reminiscing. TikTok : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc Instagram : alltalknojeans Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This #podcast #funnypodcast #familypodcast...

  7. Hoosier Cupboards & Poison

    On today’s episode Alyssa & Nick share humorous family stories including weird things in foods and the love for Hoosier cupboards. Make sure to send in your Hoosier cupboard pictures so we can admire! Magical scrunched https://magicallyscrunched.com/ MoreThanThis.co Instagram : alltalknojeans...

  8. Childhood Food, Family Vacations, and Capybaras

    On today’s episode we give you some funny stories from our family vacation, we find ways to echo our parents, and we also analyze foods from https://morethanthis.co/ Instagram : alltalknojeans Facebook : All Talk No Jeans TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans Patreon :  / alltalknojeans

  9. Big changes, new updates

    It's been almost 2 years and a whole lot of life is happening! We're excited to be back and get back into podcasting. This episode gives you information on what's going on in our lives and discuss upcoming exciting things. New business website : www.morethanthis.co Facebook : All Talk No Jeans...

  10. 69 - Finances and Futball

    On today's episode, we have a discussion on finances and soccer. Find us on Instagram and Facebook. Send us your financial feedback : [email protected]

  11. 68 - Chrysler Pacifica Episode

    On today's episode we recap a recent road trip and involving a Chrysler Pacifica or two, coughs that never end, and door etiquette. What is your door etiquette? Let us know! [email protected] Find us on Facebook and Instagram

  12. 67 - We are BACK (again)

    After a short break we're back! Come catch up with us. [email protected] find us on Facebook and instagram

  13. 66 - Biscuit Rules

    On today's episode we discuss our new best biscuit front runner. We recap a trip to the zoo, an unfortunate slip and slide, and adventures we've had. We want to hear from you : [email protected] Find us on social media : alltalknojeans

  14. 65 - Metamucil & A Secret Agent

    On today's episode we discuss an epic cooking fail and a super secret agent. We want to hear from you : [email protected] Find us on Social Media : alltalknojeans

  15. 64 - Tomes & Tumblers

    On today's episode we discuss what we've read and are currently reading. We're also baffled by Stanley tumblers and why people are reading the law for them. We want to hear your family funnies so we can share with others! Send an email to [email protected]

  16. 63 - It’s Too Cold

    On today's episode we discuss weather that's way too cold, and Addie stops by for a quick catch up on life in kindergarten.

  17. 62 - Christmas In Space

    On today's episode, we recap the gap. We also discussed what we did for Christmas Christmas and something about space. Don't forget to send in your family funnies to [email protected] Follow us on social media alltalknojeans

  18. 61 - Tight Seats and Butter

    In today's episode we share some family funnies and even one sent in by a listener. We also provide tax advice you should never take and discuss the pros and cons of buttered salt. We want to hear from you! : [email protected]

  19. 60 - Trip and Trains

    On today's episode we recap our trip to Colorado and a train ride to space. We also have a couple listener family funnies to share.

  20. 59 : The CCM Episode

    On today's episode, Alyssa and general Jess dive deep into 90s and 2000s CCM otherwise known as contemporary Christian music. Tune in for hot takes controversial statements, opinions and core memories.

  21. 58 - Bras in Weird Places & Kid Dance Parties

    On today's episode we dive deep into strange places people find bras. We also discuss kid dance parties and the highs and lows that go with it. We want to hear your stories : [email protected] Find us on social media : alltalknojeans

  22. 57 - Colorado Crematorium Requirements & Books

    On today's episode we discuss a lack of oversight leading to a stinky situation. We read some funny family stories and discuss our latest reads. Send us your stories - [email protected]

  23. 56 - Bucee the Impractical Joker

    On today's episode we recount another whirlwind trip to Buc’ees and seeing an impractical joker! We also discuss some illnesses, some donuts, and more chaos. We want to hear from you - [email protected]

  24. 55 - Home Improvement

    On today's episode Nick and Alyssa dive into some of the crazy home improvement projects they've done over the years. Prepare for some laughs and eye rolls. We want to hear from you : [email protected]

  25. 54 - A Good Taco Bell Experience & Pork Balls

    On today's episode we discuss a positive for Taco Bell, we're just as surprised as you are. We also discuss pork balls and the various flavors involved. There's some wholesome weird news, and as always funny family stories We want to hear from you! [email protected]

  26. 53 - Addies Birthday Corner

    On this episode we recap Addies birthday party. Lots of laughs in this episode of ATNJ! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>>...

  27. 52 - Adam Yenser and Tie Rods

    Catch up with us and our crazy week on this episode of All Talk No Jeans. I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>>...

  28. 51 - Bears and Balls

    On today's episode, we recount our best bear stories, as well as some delicious balls. What? They're called munchkins, get your mind out of the gutter. Join us for some hot takes and rants because Alyssa is fired up today. Connect with us on social media : alltalknojeans We want to hear your...

  29. 50 - Bribery & Coke (Not Dealers)

    On today's episode we discuss our best parenting hack of bribery and we rank and crank different types of coke, the beverage. Hilarity ensues and laughs are exchanged. We want to hear from you : [email protected] Find us on most social media : alltalknojeans

  30. 49 - Getting Old with Uncle Prof pt 2

    On today's episode we finish our interview with Uncle Prof. We discuss some various weird news and also the joys of getting older. If you have funny stories, compliments, or hate mail send us an email : [email protected] you can find us on most social media as well : alltalknojeans

  31. 48 - I Won’t Get Vaxed for Weird Al ft Uncle Prof

    On today's episode we talk with our friend Uncle Prof and discuss higher education, Weird Al Yankovic, and bacon. Because duh, bacon rocks. We had a lot of discussion so this will be a 2 part episode. Connect with us on social media : alltalknojeans Email us your compliments , hot takes, or hate...

  32. 47 - Tree Trimming & Bargain Shopping

    On today's episode we discuss the woes of tree trimming and the joys of bargain shopping. We also recount our blustery beach day and amazing pizza. If you have family funnies, compliments, or hate mail email us at : [email protected] Find us on most social media : alltalknojeans

  33. 46 - How to Handle Ginger Ale & Going to School

    On today's episode Nick and Alyssa discuss ginger ale and when things go wrong. There's also an Addie's corner to discuss adventures in school and the highs and lows. find us on social media : All Talk No Jeans Contact us at : [email protected]

  34. 45 - First Day of School & a Flag Pole

    On today's episode we discuss the chaos of the first day of school. Alyssa shares weird news that includes a flag pole, and we also discuss what is currently on our shelves. We want to hear from you : [email protected] Find us on social media at : alltalknojeans

  35. 44 - Trip Update & Chicken Facts

    On today's episode we recap our recent small road trip with all the family hilarity. We also share some random chicken facts and discuss what's on our shelves that we're reading. There's a hot debate of what area of the water park has more urine and we want your answers Email us :...

  36. 42 -CS Lewis & Social Media Roasts

    In today's episode we discuss some classic authors and Nick airs his frustrations with CS Lewis. We also talk about keeping politics out of ice cream and products we buy. We want to hear from you : [email protected] Find us on social media : All Talk No Jeans

  37. 41 - Hot Sauce & The Sound of Freedom

    On today's episode we discuss adventures in hot sauce with their highs and lows, we recount some missed discontinued products, and talk about a trip to the movies to see The Sound of Freedom.

  38. 40 - Not So Urgent Care and Gen Z Lingo

    On today's episode we discuss a very busy week that included fresh carpet, a trip to the urgent care center, and confusing Gen Z language. We also talk about making our video debut and taking a day off for once. We want you to weigh in on this debate : email [email protected] Find us on…

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  39. 39 - Carpet Dramatics & Podcast Reviews

    On today's episode we discuss how we're old because we buy clothes at Costco, share some carpet renovation drama, and discuss some of the podcasts we listen to. We also talk about 20 years of work going down the drain and who is better : MadTv or SNL? We want you to weigh in on this debate…

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  40. 38 - Fluffernutters and Bad Parenting

    On today's episode, we discuss the joy that is fluffernutter's, and some wildly bad parenting. For once it wasn't us. There may or may not be a reference to a new type of biscuit. We don't have a problem we can stop at any time. Questions for the listener https://forms.gle/HBTY2apAyonV2syb6 We…

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  41. 37 - Camping Recap with the Stars

    On today's episode we ask Addie, Momsicle, and Popadilla the same questions to look at their experiences camping. We attempt to find the truth somewhere in the middle of all 3. Join us from some hilarity and random stories. Questions for the listener https://forms.gle/HBTY2apAyonV2syb6 We want to...

  42. 36 - Gruesome Weird News and Weekend Fun

    On today's we discuss our quick trip to Lansing, delicious sliders, and two hours of conversation 😮 without music. We also talk about some very gruesome weird news and the books on our shelves. Questions for the listener https://forms.gle/HBTY2apAyonV2syb6 We want to hear from you! Email us at...

  43. 35 - Family Chaos Featuring Salty Mama & General Jess

    On today's episode Salty Mama & General Jess join in on reliving some crazy travel stories with great laughs. Prisons, nature, and camping oh my! Questions for the listener https://forms.gle/HBTY2apAyonV2syb6 We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] I-0-I == More ways to...

  44. 34 - New Segments

    On today's episode we introduce 3 new segments! Alyssa shares some musical weird news, and Nick gets road rage. We recap a busy weekend with lots of work and dirt. We also review what books we're currently reading and much more. Even Addie makes an appearance. Questions for the listener...

  45. 33 - Dads & Daughters Dancing, and Biscuit Addiction

    On today Nick retells the craziness of this year's daddy daughter dance, inappropriate music choices, and way too much sugar. We also discuss some new biscuit finds on our quest for the best biscuit in the land. Joke are made and stories are shared. Join us! Questions for the listener...

  46. 32 - Lakers and Teslas

    On today's episode we discuss the joy of driving in a seasonal town, Teslas in the Midwest, and maybe dive into some real talk. Life is crazy busy so join us on the rollercoaster and have some laughs. On today we discuss the goal of finding the best biscuit in the land. We also discuss AI being...

  47. 31 - Biscuits and an Empathetic AI

    On today we discuss the goal of finding the best biscuit in the land. We also discuss AI being better at emotions than humans and Addie makes an appearance as well. Questions for the listener https://forms.gle/HBTY2apAyonV2syb6 We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] I-0-I…

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  48. 30 - Chickens and Road Trip Recap

    On this episode we discuss our chicken housing, talk books, and recap our recent road trip. There also may or may not be something living in the attic. We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>>...

  49. 29 - Fast Food not so Fast and Chickens

    On today's episode Nick is feeling feisty and calls out businesses and people who are grinding his gears. No surprise, the biggest complaint is from the fast food industry. We also discuss our chickens and give an update on new books we're reading. Along with funny family moments, today's episode...

  50. 28 - Wienermobiles, College Papers, and Books

    On todays episode we discuss the wienermobile being sabotaged, the plight of writing papers, and discuss the books we are currently reading. We also discuss the scary powers of ChatGPT and using it for good or evil.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway.

Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children.

There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally.

We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.

HOSTED BY

Nick and Alyssa

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All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway. Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children. There are a few loose...

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