Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CANCER! It’s a great time to be a Cancer, but it’s a wonderful month for everyone because Susan Miller published her horoscopes on the first day of the month! Neither extreme heat nor a broken leg could put a damper on Susan’s desire to help her readers, and Laura and Alex are as grateful as ever for her guidance. The gals start the episode with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers because there is a lot of ground to cover this month. In July’s note, Susan takes the opportunity to share some recent lessons she believes she has learned from the universe. These stories provide information not only about her health history and childhood education, but also about her relationship with her cousin Maria and Maria’s friend Joyce. What comes next is a tale of generosity, compassion, and FedEx. And Laura and Alex decide they should finally buy some of Susan’s merch in order to support her new charitable initiatives (aka sending iPads to her homebound friends). Next Laura tells Taurus what’s in store for July, including a peach of a full moon and electric silvery beams from Uranus. These beams will come out of nowhere, Taurus, so be ready to act!Lastly, Alex is thrilled to report that Scorpio will likely receive great career news this month. Not only are the planets doing stuff to make this happen, but July contains the Luckiest Day of the Year, practically guaranteeing exciting developments. The gals are taking August off from the pod, but will be back with a new episode in September. Have a great summer, everyone! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 3:23Cancer: 18:26Taurus: 26:24Scorpio: 34:05Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected]:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY GEMINI SEASON!!!!It’s a great time to be a Gemini and a great time to be a New Yorker! The summer is off to an exciting start because the Knicks are NBA champions for the first time in 53 years! The episode starts with the gals discussing the absolutely euphoric moment that New York is having this June. But while most New Yorkers are loving life, there’s one iconic New Yorker who may not be living it up: Susan Miller. Laura and Alex are sad to report that Susan broke her leg. The gals have become accustomed to Susan’s epic health struggles, but this one is a doozy. They wish Susan a speedy recovery even though they know that Susan’s lifelong medical issues prevent her from having one. A lot of planets are doing a lot of things this month, so Laura and Alex jump into the astrology section of the note next, followed by Gemini’s June forecast. Susan has given Gemini some wonderful gifts in their horoscope this month, including an interesting section on ancient astrology that somehow concludes with the declaration that Geminis are ideal IRS workers, and a fascinating tangent on the pursuit of dreams in which the gals learn invaluable information about who Susan admires in life and business (to no one’s surprise, FedEx is mentioned).Then Alex delivers the Scorpio horoscope, which is packed with so much good fortune and positivity that she thought she must be reading the wrong forecast. But she was not, and Scorpio is in for a great month of career advancement and money. Finally, Laura tells Taurus that they need to watch out for fleets of cupids this June because romantic days are ahead. And maybe a trip to the mountains! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 7:50Gemini: 19:42Scorpio: 34:55Taurus: 45:48Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected]:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!! It’s an exciting time of year at Astrology Zoned because it’s Laura’s birthday! As is abundantly clear by now, Laura is an absolute Taurus queen who understands the importance of embracing the Taurus tenets of rest and relaxation. And Susan Miller has only good predictions for Laura and her favored Taureans this May. The gals begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. It wouldn’t be an update from Susan Miller without an appearance from the business woman and she’s here in full effect to tell her readers that her calendar is available at a discount. Susan also includes here a brief summary of each sign’s horoscope for May, which leads the gals to wonder if this format is a new feature of the note, especially considering that the summaries that Susan puts at the end of each sign’s forecast famously do not actually summarize the information in the preceding content. Next up is a discussion of the forecast for the Taurus birthday babies! Taurus has a lot to be excited about during May. There’s even a rare Blue Moon this month! Laura tells her Taurean pals to expect birthday money, glitter, and a private bubble of love, and reminds everyone that during Taurus season, one never needs a reason to recline. Alex ends the episode with a recap of the Scorpio forecast. Jupiter is here and is bringing lots of good things, including unexpected money. Susan also predicts wonderful career progress for Scorpio, which will be made possible from assistance from none other than the Jolly Green Giant (™?).Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: Taurus: 9:54Scorpio: 22:55Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected]:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday. Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when going through airport security. A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers is next. The gals report that Susan is very excited about the launch of Artemis II! Laura and Alex have a theory that Susan has a direct line to NASA, so they wonder how she might be involved in this groundbreaking mission. Another fun development revealed in this month’s note is that renowned illustrator and Susan Miller favorite Izak Zenou is doing a sketching residency at the Carlyle Hotel in New York! The gals reveal how they would style their ideal Izak portraits and wonder if he’s open to accepting bribes so that they can art direct their own sittings. Laura then tells Taurus what’s in store for April. Well, she tells them as much as possible, but Susan used the Taurus horoscope to go on a rather long tangent about the recent flood in her apartment and the history of asbestos in New York City, so there isn’t as much astrology in this month’s forecast as there should be. The episode ends with Alex’s recap of the April forecast for Scorpio. Susan wants the Scorps to get some rest! She also would like them to hire a financial advisor instead of talking to a friend about potential financial moves in order to help with the chaos that Uranus might cause this month.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlements: 1:08Note from Susan Miller: 9:12Aries: 21:37Taurus: 34:10Scorpio: 48:32Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing [email protected]:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com