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Avocado Toast

We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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  1. 71

    Tyler Dirt & Landonson - Ep117

    Join the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  2. 70

    Tyler pees sitting down - Ep116

    Join the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  3. 69

    work friends reunite - Ep115

    THE BOYS ARE BACKK we have been gone for almost a month and now we are united and ready TO CRUSH!!Join the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  4. 68

    naming our children - Ep114

    OH BABY OH BABY WE CRUSHED IT, this weeks patreon episode was, well, lets just say if you had any questions if the 5 is worth it. . . this weeks patreon was fs worth itJoin the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  5. 67

    diet drink freaks - Ep113

    WHIPITY SKIPITY WE ARE BACK CRUSHING IT!!! please join us with your favorite energy drink and lets crush this day togetherJoin the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  6. 66

    reading poems to troubled husbands - Ep112

    ANNNNDDDDD we're back,lets CRUSH this monday together.Join the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  7. 65

    tyler starts gambling - Ep111

    the boys are back and cooking in the studio! grab your favorite energy drink, and lets CRUSH this mondayJoin the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  8. 64

    snapchatting for dummies - Ep110

    Join the boys in crushing this monday, please leave a review or comment if you enjoyed this episode!Join the A.T.Family group chat https://snapchat.com/t/GcnBDLxVJoin our patreon for an extra episode every monday http://patreon.com/avocadopostCome on a train trip with us in October! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/avocado-toast-train-trip-tickets-1989873725880?aff=oddtdtcreator

  9. 63

    tyler's high test - Ep109

    lets crush this monday!join our patreon for an extra episode every Monday!Avocado toast patron

  10. 62

    black Cletus - Ep108

    We hope you crush this monday with the Avocado Toast boys! we drop an extra episode every monday on our patreon! patreon.com/avocadopostour instagram is @the_avocado_toast_podcast

  11. 61

    poisoning vegans - Ep107

    grab your favorite energy drink and CRUSH this monday with the AT boys!!!

  12. 60

    slight bloating and a mid weenie - Ep106

    God has given us another monday to CRUSH! so grab your favorite energy drink and lets make this one count.

  13. 59

    the perfect flaw - Ep105

    enjoy this monday with a huge dose of THE BEST PODCAST IN HUTCHINSON KANSAS!!!

  14. 58

    christmas eve vandalism - Ep104

    SLAY THE DAY MAVERICKS RAWWWW

  15. 57

    buying a speed mover - Ep103

    this episode was a wild ride for sure, remember your energy drink and lets SLAY TODAY!

  16. 56

    liking the same girl and sleepovers - Ep102

    today we found out that we are the best? grab your energy drink of choice and TUNE IN TO EP102!

  17. 55

    tylers hiding in your bedroom - Ep101

    The boys were in theyr bag this episode. Grab your favorite energy drink and lets have a day!

  18. 54

    ranking disabilities and big news - Ep100

    100 episodes down and we are so thankfull for all of you! We have some important news at the end of the episode so make sure you listen in. . .

  19. 53

    bible characters with no aura - Ep 99

    lalalalallalalalalalalala

  20. 52

    ranking bible characters by aura - Ep98

    we have a new mixerrrrrr, and our voices never sounded better. grab your energy drink and kill this monday!

  21. 51

    angry indian - Ep97

    lets have ourselves a day shall we? grab your favorite energy drink and enjoy episode 97

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    a man who dies his entire life, lives more then the man who doesn't - Ep96

    HAPPY MONDAY MORNING we hope you enjoy episode 96! but make sure you stay tuned for episode 100. . .

  23. 49

    sweat treats - Ep95

    Good morning from the boys at avocado toast lrc. Do yourself a favor and listen to this episode with your choice of energy drink.

  24. 48

    Icks women should have - Ep94

    happy tusday im tired and u prolly are aswl.

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    lets get glazed - Ep91

    WELCOME BACK LOGANG!! we hope your monday isnt making you want to END IT ALL this morning, and HOPEFULLY we can help!!

  27. 45

    pros, cons and a racist hans - Ep90

    this weeks espidoes had alot of twists and turns! you CANT miss it! well you could miss it but then you would have a worst and most badst week

  28. 44

    shorts at the bottom of the pond - Ep89

    we hope you all have an amazing day and enjoy episode 89

  29. 43

    EP88 RE-UPLOADED

    spotify is trying to quiet our voices and remove or episodes, BUT WE WILL FIGHT BACK!!

  30. 42

    what came first, Canada or the slaves? - Ep87

    the boys have had a rough week but WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT TIME!!

  31. 41

    tyler thinks he YE - Ep86

    another guest, youll never guess who. . .

  32. 40

    dear friend of the pod - ep85

    We have a special guest on the show that you may or may not remember from past episodes. We know him and love him, and so will you. Welcome to episode 85!

  33. 39

    minor red flags - Ep84

    are we going on a train with the AT listeners? or mabye we talk about some minor red flags or mabye we have a best friend contest. . . OR MABYE ALL OF THAT AND MORE! ON EP84

  34. 38

    the five p's - Ep83

    kinda a wild ep83 but we will try to tone it down next week.

  35. 37

    what do people care about? - Ep82

    no we dont get politcal and we dont talk about things people dont actually care about.

  36. 36

    florida - Ep81

    its late, but its here, dont miss this lore heavy ep filled with landon and tyler saying alot and making amazing insights into our own lives

  37. 35

    Adolf Stoltzfus - Ep80

    this episode is NOT one of our best moments.

  38. 34

    womens vollyball and small disappointments - Ep79

    No filters. No safe takes. No apologies. Episode 79 of the Avocado Toast Podcast kicks the door in with reckless opinions, dark humor, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed off-mic—but didn’t. From hot-button topics to brutally honest stories, this episode lives right on the edge of funny and unhinged. If you’re easily offended, this is your warning. If not, press play and enjoy the chaos.

  39. 33

    your thinkn of a dadgum mermaid - Ep78

    seventee ate recordings of the great MINDS, dont take for granted wich is granted the ones who have wished

  40. 32

    mass weenie stabbing - Ep77

    bahdah bing bahdah boom we are back for another FIE ep

  41. 31

    tyler starts smelling his new boss - Ep76

    we have blundered and stumblured but atleast we have you guys to tell it all to, peace and love

  42. 30

    Dear Diary- Ep75

    75, 75, oh how long this podcast has survived

  43. 29

    tylers blind date and black friends - Ep74

    idk why we thought this was episode 75 but that just goes to show how EXCITED we are to KEEP CHOPPING WOOD AND DROPPING HEAT!

  44. 28

    the bucket and heavy sucide watch - Ep73

    this episode is not one of our bests sadly, we aim for a more clean and less sugestive morning show. . . pls grab your grains of salt and get to lickn

  45. 27

    God’s street is not racism street - Ep72

    Please enjoy our youthful vigor.

  46. 26

    angry driver and girlfriend roleplay – Ep71

    a little riskay episode so mabye get your parents to listen with you, jklol, they will make you stop listening, dont tell them crap

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    we're back in town. . .

    the summer was a little dry for the podcast but we hope to be back to our everyother week uploads!

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    freestyling for people on craigslist - Ep67

    oh baby oh baby we are back, this one covers a lot SO LISTEN CLOSE DADGUMIT

  50. 22

    trying to find out chiggers agenda - Ep66

    a lot of questions to get answers! and who better to do it? Spoiler alert, its us!

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We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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