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Avocado Toast

We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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    tylers hiding in your bedroom - Ep101

    The boys were in theyr bag this episode. Grab your favorite energy drink and lets have a day!

  2. 70

    ranking disabilities and big news - Ep100

    100 episodes down and we are so thankfull for all of you! We have some important news at the end of the episode so make sure you listen in. . .

  3. 69

    bible characters with no aura - Ep 99

    lalalalallalalalalalalala

  4. 68

    ranking bible characters by aura - Ep98

    we have a new mixerrrrrr, and our voices never sounded better. grab your energy drink and kill this monday!

  5. 67

    angry indian - Ep97

    lets have ourselves a day shall we? grab your favorite energy drink and enjoy episode 97

  6. 66

    a man who dies his entire life, lives more then the man who doesn't - Ep96

    HAPPY MONDAY MORNING we hope you enjoy episode 96! but make sure you stay tuned for episode 100. . .

  7. 65

    sweat treats - Ep95

    Good morning from the boys at avocado toast lrc. Do yourself a favor and listen to this episode with your choice of energy drink.

  8. 64

    Icks women should have - Ep94

    happy tusday im tired and u prolly are aswl.

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    lets get glazed - Ep91

    WELCOME BACK LOGANG!! we hope your monday isnt making you want to END IT ALL this morning, and HOPEFULLY we can help!!

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    pros, cons and a racist hans - Ep90

    this weeks espidoes had alot of twists and turns! you CANT miss it! well you could miss it but then you would have a worst and most badst week

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    shorts at the bottom of the pond - Ep89

    we hope you all have an amazing day and enjoy episode 89

  13. 59

    EP88 RE-UPLOADED

    spotify is trying to quiet our voices and remove or episodes, BUT WE WILL FIGHT BACK!!

  14. 58

    what came first, Canada or the slaves? - Ep87

    the boys have had a rough week but WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT TIME!!

  15. 57

    tyler thinks he YE - Ep86

    another guest, youll never guess who. . .

  16. 56

    dear friend of the pod - ep85

    We have a special guest on the show that you may or may not remember from past episodes. We know him and love him, and so will you. Welcome to episode 85!

  17. 55

    minor red flags - Ep84

    are we going on a train with the AT listeners? or mabye we talk about some minor red flags or mabye we have a best friend contest. . . OR MABYE ALL OF THAT AND MORE! ON EP84

  18. 54

    the five p's - Ep83

    kinda a wild ep83 but we will try to tone it down next week.

  19. 53

    what do people care about? - Ep82

    no we dont get politcal and we dont talk about things people dont actually care about.

  20. 52

    florida - Ep81

    its late, but its here, dont miss this lore heavy ep filled with landon and tyler saying alot and making amazing insights into our own lives

  21. 51

    Adolf Stoltzfus - Ep80

    this episode is NOT one of our best moments.

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    womens vollyball and small disappointments - Ep79

    No filters. No safe takes. No apologies. Episode 79 of the Avocado Toast Podcast kicks the door in with reckless opinions, dark humor, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed off-mic—but didn’t. From hot-button topics to brutally honest stories, this episode lives right on the edge of funny and unhinged. If you’re easily offended, this is your warning. If not, press play and enjoy the chaos.

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    your thinkn of a dadgum mermaid - Ep78

    seventee ate recordings of the great MINDS, dont take for granted wich is granted the ones who have wished

  24. 48

    mass weenie stabbing - Ep77

    bahdah bing bahdah boom we are back for another FIE ep

  25. 47

    tyler starts smelling his new boss - Ep76

    we have blundered and stumblured but atleast we have you guys to tell it all to, peace and love

  26. 46

    Dear Diary- Ep75

    75, 75, oh how long this podcast has survived

  27. 45

    tylers blind date and black friends - Ep74

    idk why we thought this was episode 75 but that just goes to show how EXCITED we are to KEEP CHOPPING WOOD AND DROPPING HEAT!

  28. 44

    the bucket and heavy sucide watch - Ep73

    this episode is not one of our bests sadly, we aim for a more clean and less sugestive morning show. . . pls grab your grains of salt and get to lickn

  29. 43

    God’s street is not racism street - Ep72

    Please enjoy our youthful vigor.

  30. 42

    angry driver and girlfriend roleplay – Ep71

    a little riskay episode so mabye get your parents to listen with you, jklol, they will make you stop listening, dont tell them crap

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    we're back in town. . .

    the summer was a little dry for the podcast but we hope to be back to our everyother week uploads!

  33. 39

    freestyling for people on craigslist - Ep67

    oh baby oh baby we are back, this one covers a lot SO LISTEN CLOSE DADGUMIT

  34. 38

    trying to find out chiggers agenda - Ep66

    a lot of questions to get answers! and who better to do it? Spoiler alert, its us!

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    a rousing episode 65

    getting DEEP into the minds of women and wetting our wicks

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    rape whistles and bible collage - Ep64

    tylers at bible collage but that WONT STOP US!! It did stop us kinda but shhhhhh

  37. 35

    happy holidays - Ep63

    There's nothing like a little holiday cheer for the whole family to enjoy—or almost all the family, depending on their size. . . ANWAY we hope you enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

  38. 34

    worst ways to get a girls number - Ep62

    BAM BOOM BOP we are on a roll chat

  39. 33

    devious december is upon us - Ep61

    what a chaotic episode! take everything with a grain of sand and an hourglass!!

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    arson and hot stuff - Ep60

    WE ARE BACK BABY!!! with a special guest!!

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    this may have been a bad idea - Ep58

    The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline offers services to talk to a skilled counselor. If you are feeling distressed and need to talk to a counselor, please call 1-800-273-TALK (8255). If you prefer to chat to a counselor online, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline offers that service.

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    DONT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

    just listen to the title and save yourself

  44. 28

    cocaine and pur geanus - Ep56

    i mean, what more needs to be said?

  45. 27

    disrespectful women and Iron man Ep 55

    big life updates! things are heating up and we are talking about all the summer life updates, not to mention, 2 new segments!

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    racist albums and giving up on love - Ep 54

    in episode 54 we critique new music, talk about soul traveling, and ICE CREAM, so make sure you don't miss out and listen to the episode!

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    Hey girl, are you a traffic cone? - Ep 53

    A mash up of old and new games and a new personality in the studio

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    randel joins the studio - Ep52

    sorry about the audio being messed up for this episode!

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    episode 50

    50 episodes of tom fooloary are now behind us, lets make the next 50 even better!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

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