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All Episodes

Avocado Toast — 119 episodes

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1

Tyler Dirt & Landonson - Ep117

2

Tyler pees sitting down - Ep116

3

work friends reunite - Ep115

4

naming our children - Ep114

5

diet drink freaks - Ep113

6

reading poems to troubled husbands - Ep112

7

tyler starts gambling - Ep111

8

snapchatting for dummies - Ep110

9

tyler's high test - Ep109

10

black Cletus - Ep108

11

poisoning vegans - Ep107

12

slight bloating and a mid weenie - Ep106

13

the perfect flaw - Ep105

14

christmas eve vandalism - Ep104

15

buying a speed mover - Ep103

16

liking the same girl and sleepovers - Ep102

17

tylers hiding in your bedroom - Ep101

18

ranking disabilities and big news - Ep100

19

bible characters with no aura - Ep 99

20

ranking bible characters by aura - Ep98

21

angry indian - Ep97

22

a man who dies his entire life, lives more then the man who doesn't - Ep96

23

sweat treats - Ep95

24

Icks women should have - Ep94

25

depression software - Ep93

26

lets get glazed - Ep91

27

pros, cons and a racist hans - Ep90

28

shorts at the bottom of the pond - Ep89

29

EP88 RE-UPLOADED

30

what came first, Canada or the slaves? - Ep87

31

tyler thinks he YE - Ep86

32

dear friend of the pod - ep85

33

minor red flags - Ep84

34

the five p's - Ep83

35

what do people care about? - Ep82

36

florida - Ep81

37

Adolf Stoltzfus - Ep80

38

womens vollyball and small disappointments - Ep79

39

your thinkn of a dadgum mermaid - Ep78

40

mass weenie stabbing - Ep77

41

tyler starts smelling his new boss - Ep76

42

Dear Diary- Ep75

43

tylers blind date and black friends - Ep74

44

the bucket and heavy sucide watch - Ep73

45

God’s street is not racism street - Ep72

46

angry driver and girlfriend roleplay – Ep71

47

hitting on men and pickup basketball - Ep69

48

we're back in town. . .

49

freestyling for people on craigslist - Ep67

50

trying to find out chiggers agenda - Ep66

51

a rousing episode 65

52

rape whistles and bible collage - Ep64

53

happy holidays - Ep63

54

worst ways to get a girls number - Ep62

55

devious december is upon us - Ep61

56

arson and hot stuff - Ep60

57

that might have been a hit - Ep59

58

this may have been a bad idea - Ep58

59

DONT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

60

cocaine and pur geanus - Ep56

61

disrespectful women and Iron man Ep 55

62

racist albums and giving up on love - Ep 54

63

Hey girl, are you a traffic cone? - Ep 53

64

randel joins the studio - Ep52

65

you got the freedom to - Ep51

66

episode 50

67

financial blunders and alien attacks - ep49

68

9-5 in your sleep - ep48

69

We are a firefly, in the pit of hell - Ep47

70

Tyler strikes friend and we get political - Ep46

71

Landon witnesses a murder, Tyler writes a Morgan Wallen parody, and she can bench 200 - Ep45

72

conspiracy theories and a new guest - ep44

73

Ozzies think Heaven is Hell - Ep43

74

Tyler gets humbled and Landon bullies kids - Ep42

75

rubber? hotel ac? na, cigarettes - Ep41

76

a very sensitive gameshow - Ep40

77

gym junki monkies take over planet fitness - Ep39

78

accidentally pushing your girlfriend into traffic - Ep38

79

women stereotypes and a car chase - Ep37

80

bad advise and exploring your mind through sleep - Ep36

81

Solving world problems, with babys - Ep35

82

Trying mushrooms with a special guest - Ep34

83

Tyler reads Landon's search history - Ep33

84

crack pipes and people groups - Ep32

85

Mabye Kanye isnt so crazy. . . Ep31

86

Is Operation Christmas child a scam?!

87

Mark Rober Sent us a Package? - Ep30

88

Tyler breaches airport security to launch a drone strike - Ep29

89

Don't do drugs unless you're over 21 and your parents say it's ok - Ep28

90

If you look hard enough there's a little bit of Jew everywhere - Ep27

91

Fight Harambe or Fall From a Hot Air Balloon - Ep26

92

local spice merchant and friend of the podcast - Ep25

93

how to solve world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24

94

Do the dew before the dew does you - Ep23

95

How to get over your ex that now likes your best friend? - Ep23

96

Landon has a new addiction - Ep22

97

Tyler has Ebola - Ep21

98

60 seconds in the life of Joe Biden - Ep20

99

Devoirce and Resistance - Ep19

100

im so tired rn i cant think of a title - Ep18

101

Jingle the Bells of Love - Ep17

102

Did he just put a bounty on my head? - Ep16

103

KU is going for the golden goose - Ep15

104

Who is Ann Frank? - Ep14

105

Cult, culture, cult sure? - Ep13

106

There's no easy way to talk about feet - Ep12

107

Bonus Valentines Day Ep

108

Never have I ever . . . Ep11 (2:00 a.m.)

109

Stop Grieving, Start Thieving - Ep10

110

Stop Bullying Ethan! - Ep9

111

Bonus Christmas Ep

112

Mariah Open Carry - Ep8

113

We are Men, Dont Call us a hen - Ep7

114

Jumping into the Trampoline of Life - Ep6

115

Tyler’s not 5’10” - Ep5

116

Lasagna on a Pitchfork - Ep4

117

DoorKnocker - Ep. 3

118

20 degrees off - Ep2

119

Vitamin W - Ep1