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Beards & Sundries — 218 episodes

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DDAAD!! DDEEAD!! HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!!

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Fart it Out

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Karen Burger

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When Life Gives You Pandemics, GET DRUNK!

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TexASS size episode!

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Move over Jenny Craig, Try New Cyclosporiasis

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Lets Wack On The Course

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Too Busy BiscingOFF To Think of an Episode Title

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Pulling a New Season! Welcome Back to season 9!

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GAME OVER: for more than just this season in modern America

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Pride & Parody

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We're Sorry, Gen Z

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Poop Butt

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BeB*tched

15

Show us your ASPICS!!!

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I can barely taste the alcohol in this!

17

We're Late! We're Late! For a very important date!

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An Episode About the Only Three Famous People Named "Truman" (Plus One Other)

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What Do Chris Farley and Billy Mays Have in Common...

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Salt, Fat, ASS and heat

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XTRA XTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! STR8 MEN INVENT SPORTS TO BE GAY 4 EACH OTHER

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The Biggest Snowflake Ever Was Found In A Red State

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Is There Pepper in This??

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Faking Not Being Disappointed in a Concave Butt

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Kink Shaming You Right Into This PODCAST!!

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GOONING FOR JAY

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Strains, Gains, and Tiny Brains

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The Christmas Album is a HOAX

29

Cabin Fever & 8 Inches

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Alcohol May Be Needed For This Episode... Let The Roasting Commence

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Millennial Crimes, Elderly Senators, & Why We’re Arguing About Cream Pies

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"Honey, The Land!" Sylvia Browne Screams At Us.

33

Level 8-1: Press START for GTA 6, Sim and Millennial Nostalgia!

34

Closing the Burn Book on Season 7

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All I Want For Christmas Is The Aux Cord

36

I’m Comin’ for Ya, Bambi

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Stranger Things Chapter 7 — The Mysterious Case of How This True Crime of a Show Is Still On Air

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Why Do Therapy When We Can Just Cry On Air!?

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Let's Talk About S*X... Baby!!

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Thankful for FOOD MONTH.... and i guess our friendship

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Fruit of the Loom Had a Cornucopia… Fight Me

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Amazon Ruined This Episode

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Are You Afraid Of The Gay?

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Hot Gays In Their Expiration Era

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Are All Horror Film Victims Stupid? or are We Stupid?

46

Vacation's All We Ever Wanted

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Get in Loser, We're Going (Clothes) Shopping!

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A Treatise on Children and Baseballs

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FREE BUTT DOCTORS!!!

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Minor Inconveniences = Major Chaos

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The Episode Where We Trash Ourselves

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We're Family Here: The Toxic Story

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Stick Your Meat in Our Buns

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Stick Your Meat in Our Buns!

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Ryan Walters is a D*ck Weasel

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D*CK BREATH

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Millennials = New Boomers!

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Beards & Sundries TV

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Get in Bitches, It's Season 7!!!

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VILLAINS... OUT!

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The One Where We Do This Again (IYKYK)

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Cruising the Carnival

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Absolutely Not... BUT FABULOUS!

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3 Gays, 1 Gorilla

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Life is Fast... and Furious

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Eating Anthony's Enchilada

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Everyone Hop on Our Rocket!

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Lord of the Rings: Too Fast, Too Furious

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Revealing our Search History

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My Baby Left Me For My Dog's Truck

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Let's Get This "Straight"

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Sexting Gone So So Wrong

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Snack Snack Snacking on Jay's Back Door

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Loud Quitting

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Flip Flops & Jeans... & Jeans & Jeans

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Porking Maury Povich

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With Apologies to Jon Reilly (But Not Delta)

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A Bloody Break from Valentines

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Building the Perfect Man (for Jay)

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A Late, Early Valentine

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All the Best of the Bad

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A (Ban)ner Year... So Far

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Hacking Into Anthony's Sh*t List

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Beards & Sundries: Villainous

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Your New Favorite Christmas Carol

86

Ode to a Plumber in Green

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A Thanksgiving Recap... Without the Recap ***FIXED***

88

Jay is a Little -Too- Old Fashioned

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49th in Education: A Hate Story

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The Lazy Episode

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SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

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You Can't Say Michael Moore in Oklahoma

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A Little Halloweenie

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The Ground Beef of Wood

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Gagged, Gooped, and Untucked

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An Episode of Their Own...

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From PSLs to DSLs

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B*tches be Trippin' All the Time

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A Dinner Date in Springfield Ohio

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Chad Radwell's Suck Zone

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Beards & Sundries Top Ten: Fast Food

102

American Horror Story: Housing

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Move, I'm Gay!

104

A Sectional Awakening

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Getting the Gold in Getting Gaped

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We're Rich... in Saturated Fats

107

Joe's Green Ball... Of Yarn

108

Jeans and a Nice Top (Not That Kind)

109

The B&S News Network

110

We're -not- a Petty Podcast

111

With Apologies to... *sigh* Boomers

112

Blue Steel

113

Back in My (Gay) Day!

114

Joe & Jay Make Anthony Cry Over SkyNet

115

Beards & Sundries: The Big, Gay Musical!

116

Bitten by a Radioactive Hair Cut!

117

House Werk!

118

Joe Makes Out With a Hot Dog

119

It's... the Powerhouse of the Cell...

120

America's (real) Favorite Pastime

121

Kids... They're Not That Great

122

Food Again, But Make it March

123

Show Us Your (Texting) Package

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Everyone's Favorite Social Media App: Pinterest!

125

Eggcelent Takes and Boring Pancakes

126

Is It Gay to Touch Your Ass?

127

In Honor of Nex Benedict

128

For the Son of God, You Sure Are a Son of A...

129

Ronald Reagan Goes to Super Hell

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The Personification of The Titanic Pounds the Market

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Pronouncing Puerto Vallarta

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Gay Science!

133

Jay's Incredible Driving Advice

134

What A Year It's Been... This Week

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Fuzzy Dice to Wipe Away the Tears

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A Christmas (Karmic) Miracle!

137

Playing As Blow Job in Goldeneye

138

"Dating" Apps

139

Jay Gets High

140

Two Beards and a Baby

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Beards & Sundries: An Incomplete History

142

(Two) Beards & Sundries

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Beards & Sundries: Murder Noir

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A Locket Full of Jay

145

The Mothman's Juicy Ass

146

Halloween 69: Michael Does His Taxes

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Stop. Drop. And Slob That Knob

148

The Crispiest Hair of All

149

Irritated Gay Men (With Beards)

150

I'm an Asparagus Rising

151

Gaston, From The Little Mermaid

152

Ads? Ew.

153

Homo Renovation

154

Truck Nuts, Lifted Struts, Flat Butts

155

The Funny Thing About the JFK Assassination

156

Buzzfeed Psychiatry: AKA Millennial Therapy

157

Poor Rio Gets C*ck-Blocked at the Fair

158

We're Here, We're Queer, and It's Been a YEAR!

159

B*tch, You’re at Chili's

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Gay Wrath

161

Whackin' Balls With Gomez Addams

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Cars... Too.

163

In an 87 Ford Thunderbird

164

Wedding Advice by Celeste

165

Skillets? At a Concert?

166

F***ing Mother Gothel

167

Five of May

168

What a Twist(er)!

169

Let's Have a Ball

170

Is Everyone Mad at Me?

171

Is Easter... Religious?

172

Anthony Watches The Birdcage

173

I Gotta Break Some Eggs!

174

Luck o' the Irish

175

A Cup Full of Joe

176

It's a Screamer!

177

Short Kings & Shorter Shorts

178

The One With Richard Johnson

179

The Chalk in Our Hearts

180

Rodent Meteorology

181

Machete Wielding Cowboy

182

My Seat Heater is On

183

What's My Password?

184

New Year, New Me!

185

New Year, New Jay

186

Beards & Sundries Holiday Bonus Episode

187

Episode 25: Oops! All Games!

188

Episode 24: Christmas Procrastination

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Episode 23: Jay's Okay... I Guess

190

Episode 22: I Hate Black Friday, Next Topic!

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Episode 21: Anthony... is the Best

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Episode 20: I Want Deviled Eggs!

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Episode 19: DEBATE! 2022!

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Episode 18: American Whore-or Story

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Episode 17: Spoooooooky Hollow

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Episode 16: Actually, It's Just Horror

197

Episode 15: Hocus Pocus

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Episode 14: Anyway... Back to Fall!

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Episode 13: Cheese Curds... but Watch Out!

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Episode 12: A "U up?" Text to Apple

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Episode Eleven: A Pity F*ck For Darkwing Duck

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Episode Ten: My Hair Hurts

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Episode Nine: A 7am Cocktail in the Atrium

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Episode Eight: Ants on a Log

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Episode Seven: Back to School

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Episode Six: Everyone's Tired of Everything

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Episode Five: A Bag Phone to Call Grandma

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Episode Four: That's Not Billy Zane, It's Arnold Vosloo!

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Episode Three: In a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham

210

Episode Two: Coming Out!

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Episode One: What Are We Here to Talk About Again?

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It's Not That Urgent

213

Would YOU Smash Bing Bong?

214

"Top Secret" Bunker

215

Independence Day: The One with Vivica

216

Poor Old Samwise

217

Pineapples?

218

Two Truths and a Lie... Oklahoma Edition