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People with Kids Are Selfish is the the Long Awaited World War 3 Finally Coming?

ICE-y Hot Takes, Independents Day, and Is This the Most Random Super Bowl Ever?

IRS Agents Getting Paid to Watch Porn, Old Men Taking Over the NFL, and the Christmas Movie Debate Returns

AI is Going to Make Us Slaves, Aaron Rodgers Has a Fake Wife, and is NYC Cooked?

RIP Charlie Kirk, the Government, and Maybe Free Speech?

Taylor and Travis Prove Love Isn't Dead While Sydney Sweeney and Cracker Barrel Prove People Love to Be Offended

Elon Goes Rogue, No Kings, and Beware the Hobosexuals

Chicago Pope, Real ID Controversy, and Why Golf Becomes Appealing in Your 30s

DoorDash Installment Plans, RIP Post Office, and March Was a Bad Month to Be a 90s Icon

The Government is Being Ripped Apart Faster Than the Chiefs' Threepeat Dreams

An Explosive Start to 2025 and the Worst Streaming Service Ever

Women's Baseball, White People at Theme Parks, and Some People Just Weren't Meant to Understand Cryptocurrency

Orange New World, Offended by Free Chick-fil-A, and When Did Trick-or-Treating Get So Bougie?

Final Pre-Election Thoughts, the Fake Weather Conspiracy, and Was Joker 2 Bad on Purpose?

Deadpool, Drive-Ins, and Desperate Marvel

RIP Democracy, No Tax on Tips, and a Blossoming Golf Career

Assassination Attempts on Donald Trump and the National Anthem

Convicted Felons, Hobby Horsing, and Hawk Tuah

Quiet on Set Ruins Nickelodeon for a Generation, Morgan Wallen's Bar is Cursed, and People Who Don't Matter Hate Harrison Butker

Banning Porn, Banning TikTok, and Finally Caring About Women's Basketball

Southwest Airlines Loves Customers of Size, Fast Food Surge Pricing, and Losing Fingers to Watch a Football Game

Our Dead President, the Failed Taylor Swift Psyop, and Finally a Good Super Bowl

RIP Dallas Cowboys, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and the Election Year from Hell is Upon Us

Banning Menthols is Racist, College Football Makes No Sense, and Should Anonymous Social Media Profiles Be Banned?

Taylor Swift is the New NFL Commissioner, Spring Football is in Turmoil Again, and Does Biden Put His Own Pants On?

Republican Debate Circus is Back, Hong Kong Cracks Down on Smokers, and a Fun Magician Conspiracy

Country Music Controversies, Hollywood is On Strike, and Sound of Freedom is Not a QAnon Movie

Adult Diaper Models and the Hilton Toe Sucker

RIP Bud Light, MLB Doesn't Care About Drunk Drivers, and Does Austin Have a Serial Killer?

The Dumbest DoorDash Customer Ever, Nepo Babies, and Will Spring Football Ever Survive?

Polygraphs Are Scary and the Super Bowl Was Great But is it All Just Scripted Anyway?

Nashville Orgy Cops, Southwest Shutdown, and is the Whole Healthcare Industry a Scam?

DC Reboot, Athletes Don't Owe Anyone Loyalty, and a Celebration of Cheesy Christmas Movies

The Red Tinkle and Ticketmaster vs. Swifties

This Year's Controversial Halloween Costume, Tom Brady Needs to Un-unretire, and West Virginia is Haunted AF

Student Loan Forgiveness and Kids Should Just Stop Having Birthday Parties

The Streaming Bubble is About to Burst, Nick Cannon's Kids Have the Worst Names, and Why Adults Should Play with Legos

RIP Roe and Tip Culture is Getting Out of Hand

Patriotism, Top Gun: Maverick, and What Kind of Prisoners Would We Be?

Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd, Kissing Kids on the Mouth is Creepy, and Can Elon Musk Save Twitter?

The Slap, Eric Church, and Can Axe Body Spray Make Your Nipples Fall Off?

Batman is Back, Don't Say Gay, and NFL Punishments Are Kind of Ridiculous

Adios Tom Brady, Old People vs. Joe Rogan, and Minnie Mouse and M&Ms Get Scandalous New Outfits

Very Spoilery Thoughts on Spider-Man: No Way Home and The Matrix Resurrections, and a Big Announcement

Facebook Wants Your Nudes and Should College Athletes Get Paid?

Dave Chappelle Refuses to Be Cancelled, and Demi Lovato and Kanye West Are Crazier Than Ever

Kyle Rittenhouse is Not a Villain and Trash Cans Make Terrible Toilets

People Need to Chill About Aaron Rodgers and Is Eternals Really the Worst Marvel Movie?

Is Alec Baldwin a Murderer?

Social Media Pet Peeves, Stupidity is on the Rise, and the Worst Time to Fart on a Tattoo Artist