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Bedroom Drinking — 274 episodes
People with Kids Are Selfish is the the Long Awaited World War 3 Finally Coming?
ICE-y Hot Takes, Independents Day, and Is This the Most Random Super Bowl Ever?
IRS Agents Getting Paid to Watch Porn, Old Men Taking Over the NFL, and the Christmas Movie Debate Returns
AI is Going to Make Us Slaves, Aaron Rodgers Has a Fake Wife, and is NYC Cooked?
RIP Charlie Kirk, the Government, and Maybe Free Speech?
Taylor and Travis Prove Love Isn't Dead While Sydney Sweeney and Cracker Barrel Prove People Love to Be Offended
Elon Goes Rogue, No Kings, and Beware the Hobosexuals
Chicago Pope, Real ID Controversy, and Why Golf Becomes Appealing in Your 30s
DoorDash Installment Plans, RIP Post Office, and March Was a Bad Month to Be a 90s Icon
The Government is Being Ripped Apart Faster Than the Chiefs' Threepeat Dreams
An Explosive Start to 2025 and the Worst Streaming Service Ever
Women's Baseball, White People at Theme Parks, and Some People Just Weren't Meant to Understand Cryptocurrency
Orange New World, Offended by Free Chick-fil-A, and When Did Trick-or-Treating Get So Bougie?
Final Pre-Election Thoughts, the Fake Weather Conspiracy, and Was Joker 2 Bad on Purpose?
Deadpool, Drive-Ins, and Desperate Marvel
RIP Democracy, No Tax on Tips, and a Blossoming Golf Career
Assassination Attempts on Donald Trump and the National Anthem
Convicted Felons, Hobby Horsing, and Hawk Tuah
Quiet on Set Ruins Nickelodeon for a Generation, Morgan Wallen's Bar is Cursed, and People Who Don't Matter Hate Harrison Butker
Banning Porn, Banning TikTok, and Finally Caring About Women's Basketball
Southwest Airlines Loves Customers of Size, Fast Food Surge Pricing, and Losing Fingers to Watch a Football Game
Our Dead President, the Failed Taylor Swift Psyop, and Finally a Good Super Bowl
RIP Dallas Cowboys, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and the Election Year from Hell is Upon Us
Banning Menthols is Racist, College Football Makes No Sense, and Should Anonymous Social Media Profiles Be Banned?
Taylor Swift is the New NFL Commissioner, Spring Football is in Turmoil Again, and Does Biden Put His Own Pants On?
Republican Debate Circus is Back, Hong Kong Cracks Down on Smokers, and a Fun Magician Conspiracy
Country Music Controversies, Hollywood is On Strike, and Sound of Freedom is Not a QAnon Movie
Adult Diaper Models and the Hilton Toe Sucker
RIP Bud Light, MLB Doesn't Care About Drunk Drivers, and Does Austin Have a Serial Killer?
The Dumbest DoorDash Customer Ever, Nepo Babies, and Will Spring Football Ever Survive?
Polygraphs Are Scary and the Super Bowl Was Great But is it All Just Scripted Anyway?
Nashville Orgy Cops, Southwest Shutdown, and is the Whole Healthcare Industry a Scam?
DC Reboot, Athletes Don't Owe Anyone Loyalty, and a Celebration of Cheesy Christmas Movies
The Red Tinkle and Ticketmaster vs. Swifties
This Year's Controversial Halloween Costume, Tom Brady Needs to Un-unretire, and West Virginia is Haunted AF
Student Loan Forgiveness and Kids Should Just Stop Having Birthday Parties
The Streaming Bubble is About to Burst, Nick Cannon's Kids Have the Worst Names, and Why Adults Should Play with Legos
RIP Roe and Tip Culture is Getting Out of Hand
Patriotism, Top Gun: Maverick, and What Kind of Prisoners Would We Be?
Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd, Kissing Kids on the Mouth is Creepy, and Can Elon Musk Save Twitter?
The Slap, Eric Church, and Can Axe Body Spray Make Your Nipples Fall Off?
Batman is Back, Don't Say Gay, and NFL Punishments Are Kind of Ridiculous
Adios Tom Brady, Old People vs. Joe Rogan, and Minnie Mouse and M&Ms Get Scandalous New Outfits
Very Spoilery Thoughts on Spider-Man: No Way Home and The Matrix Resurrections, and a Big Announcement
Facebook Wants Your Nudes and Should College Athletes Get Paid?
Dave Chappelle Refuses to Be Cancelled, and Demi Lovato and Kanye West Are Crazier Than Ever
Kyle Rittenhouse is Not a Villain and Trash Cans Make Terrible Toilets
People Need to Chill About Aaron Rodgers and Is Eternals Really the Worst Marvel Movie?
Is Alec Baldwin a Murderer?
Social Media Pet Peeves, Stupidity is on the Rise, and the Worst Time to Fart on a Tattoo Artist
Southwest Closed-Gate, Suing Geico Over an STD, and Does Finders Keepers Equal Theft?
Is Everything We Know About Showering and General Personal Hygiene Wrong?
Dudes are Bad at Being Friends and is it Weird to Hire People for Your Wedding Party?
The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever
The Milk Crate Challenge and Afghanistan is a Mess
Eviction Moratoriums and Scarlett Johansson vs Disney
Mandatory Vaccines, the Delta Variant, and a Serial Pooper
Vaccine Knockers, Taco Bell Fireworks, and What's the Point of Going to Space?
#FreeBritney, Freed Cosby, and a Home Depot Exorcism
Juneteenth is Weirdly Controversial All of a Sudden
Ranked Choice Voting and the Ever Evolving Fake Check Scam
Cancel Culture is Getting Really Desperate
Tim Tebow's Controversial NFL Return, New Texas Gun Laws, and Getting High on Expired Meat
RIP Masks (Maybe?) and Why Your Favorite TV Shows Get Cancelled
Vaccine Passports and Related Conspiracy Theories That May or May Not Be Crazy
Derek Chauvin and the Most Unenviable Jury of All Time
Sex Doll Throuples and What's Actually in the Georgia Voting Bill?
Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Tails and Thoughts on Zack Snyder's Justice League, Part 2
Nate Dawg Got Married and Thoughts on Zack Snyder's Justice League, Part 1
RIP Mask Mandates, Dr. Seuss, and Getting Fired for Wearing a Tampon
Coca-Cola's War on Whiteness and Did They Really Ungender Mr. Potato Head?
Faking Your Own Suicide and Suing Chick-Fil-A for Long Drive-Thru Lines
Winter Apocalypse 2021, Gina Carano, and Why Disney+ is Hiding Movies from Your Kids
Another Lame Super Bowl, Gorilla Glue Girl, and Making Sense of the Game Stop Stock Drama
Saying the N-Word is the Quickest Way to Set Your Career on Fire
Is 2021 Living Up to the Hype?
Things We Don't Get About Santa Claus Movies and the Worst Christmas Movie Ever
Warner Bros vs. Movie Theaters
Unpopular Restaurant Opinions and What Makes Something a Christmas Movie?
Swastika Strudel and is COVID Coming to Ruin the Holidays?
Is the Election Really Over?
Election 2020: We Don't Know Who's President But We Know a Lot of Other Stuff
Stupid Thanksgiving Rules and Final Election Thoughts
Life Sentence for Stealing Hedge Clippers and Chris Pratt is Cancelled for No Reason
Trump Has COVID and Should We Be Afraid of Social Media?
Trump v Biden Round 1, AKA When America Officially Jumped the Shark
Let's All Stop Pretending to Be Shocked That Politicians Are Hypocrites
Incest Laws and Is Netflix Really Promoting Child Pornography?
Why is Country Music the Only Genre That Isn't Allowed to Evolve?
RIP Chadwick Boseman and California's War on the Gig Economy
CBD Experimentation, First Reactions to The Batman Trailer and Going Back to the Movies
The Office vs. Parks & Recreation: Which One is Better?
VP Kamala Harris, Don't Feed the Bears, and Big Brother Brings Some Normalcy to the Summer
The Mail-In Voting Controversy and Some Really Embarrassing Newspaper Headlines
Should You Read the Book or Watch the Movie First?
Kanye's Running for President and We're Running Out of Coins
Frozen Grandpa and the Wayfair Human Trafficking Conspiracy
Mask Mandates and The Princess Bride is Not Being Remade So Stop Freaking Out Already
NASCAR's Noose Oopsie, Poor Gym Etiquette and Other Pet Peeves
The Dominos Pizza and Lady A(ntebellum) Controversies
Defunding the Police and Forgiving Student Loan Debt
It's Time to Shut Up and Start Listening
Releasing the Snyder Cut and the CDC's Dumb Guidelines for Reopening Schools
Netflix's Trial by Media and Paying for Sex with Hamburgers
Nate vs. New York and Dumb Ways to Fight The Rona
The Future of Movie Theaters and the Crumbling Economy
Is the Government Going Too Far?
The Great Toilet Paper Shortage and Wash Your Friggin Hands
Super Tuesday and DNC Conspiracies
Reclining Airplane Seats and the Most Dangerous TikTok Challenges
State of the Democrats as 2020 Heats Up with Special Guest Josh Novinger
Coronavirus, Impeachment, and Dumb Complaints About the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Deaf People Suing Pornhub and Everyone (Allegedly) Hates Bernie Sanders
Government v Dollar Stores, Oscars So White and Male (Again), and Nerding Out Over Star Wars
World War 3, Raising the Smoking Age, and Why Staggered Adulthood is Stupid
Hallmark Channel Divides America and the Best (and Worst) Movies of the Decade
Hilarious Off-Brand Knockoffs and Is Anything About Wrestling Real?
Clearing Up Misconceptions About Colin Kaepernick and Chick-Fil-A, and the Long Awaited Popeyes Sandwich Taste Test
The 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 2
The 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 1
Popeyes Still Can't Get it Together, Kanye Finds Jesus, and Disney+ is Coming to Take Over Your Life
Joker is Wild and Ellen's Unholy Alliance with George W. Bush
Everything You Need to Know About Incels with Special Guest Josh Novinger
Vape Bans, Impeachment, and Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong
More Fun with Democrats and More Frivolous Lawsuits
The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Panic and Reading Harry Potter Conjures Demons
The Russians Have Our Faces and This Week's Racial Hoax
Food Lickers on the Loose and Raiding Area 51
Hollywood's War on Gingers and Everything We're Supposed to Boycott This Week
Democratic Circus with Special Guest Josh Novinger
Gay Pride Flags and Whataburger Meltdowns
Social Media Censorship and Blackberry Whiskey
Game of Thrones is Over, iTunes is Almost Over, and Nobody Wants to Film in Georgia Anymore
Sex Strikes and The #1 Thing Not to Do When Applying for a Job
Netflix is Becoming Irrelevant and Endgame is Awesome But Where Does Marvel Go from Here?
Nurses Playing Cards and The Mueller Report, AKA the Story That Will Never, Ever, Ever Die
Ilhan Omar Keeps Making Oopsies and White People Food is Killing the Planet
DC Does Good with Shazam! and Jussie Smollett is Innocent But Not Really
Gay Hating Chicken and is Jordan Peele Racist?
Slavery Reparations and Killing the Electoral College
The Secret Life of Aunt Becky, Lowering the Voting Age, and Rich Superheroes
Captain Marvel is Awesome and Brie Larson Does Not Hate White Men
Momo Gonna Kill You and Is Netflix Killing Movie Theaters?
Sex Scandals Everywhere and The Oscars Always Piss Someone Off
Getting High Off Used Tampons and Jussie Smollett's Fake Hate Crime
Year-Round Football and Farting Cows Will Kill Us All
The Worst Super Bowl Ever
Government is Back, New York Hates Babies, and Weird Sports on TV
Gillette on Toxic Masculinity and Catholic Teenagers vs. Native Americans
More on The Wall, Trump's Re-Election Chances, and a Vegetable Having a Baby
RIP US Government (Again) and You Can't Use Go Fund Me to Build the Wall
PETA is Full of Crap and Be Sure Your Tweets Will Find You Out
No More Tumblr Porn and Everything from Our Childhood is Offensive
Pornhub is the New Calvin Klein and Chocolate is Finally Healthier Than Salad
Florida Can't Count and Jim Acosta Has Nothing to Do with Freedom of the Press
Midterms 2018: The Good, the Bad, and the Cringeworthy
MAGA Bombs and Blackface
Kanye Goes to the White House and Elizabeth Warren Goes Full 1/1024th Native American
Kavanaugh Confirmed, Spelling Bees, and the Worst Gender Reveal Party Ever
Brett Kavanaugh: Naughty or Nice?
RIP Superman and Women Being Erased from History
Nike Hates America But Football is Back!!!
Everything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 2
Everything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 1
Ghost Sex, Phantom Pregnancies, and Black James Bond
The MoviePass Saga Continues and Has the Door Been Opened for Censorship?
The War on Straws and MoviePass is Sinking Faster Than the Titanic
James Gunn is Twitter's Latest Victim, Thoughts on Being Naked, and the Dumbest Parenting Trend Ever
Papa John and Scarlett Johansson Quit Their Jobs Because People Are Bitches
Get Ready for the Next Civil War Everybody!
Right to Refuse Service Works Both Ways and Store Brand vs. Name Brand: What's the Difference?
Kids in Cages and Soldiers in Space
Gay Wedding Cakes, Roseanne and the Media's Double Standard, and IHOP Has Gone Crazy
Everybody Hates the NFL Again, Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James, and is Star Wars Fatigue a Thing?
The Death of iTunes and the State of the Music Industry, and WTF is With Americans and the Royal Wedding?
Legalized Sports Betting and Assholes Killing Pitbulls
RIP Boy Scouts and Why Cinco de Mayo is Really for White People
Infinity War and the Future of MoviePass with Special Guest Keith of The MoviePass Pod
Mark Zuckerberg vs. The Old People
Scientology is Wack, Y'all
Condom Snorters, Terrible Reasons to Be Late for Work, Stoning Shooters, and Will David Hogg Please Just Go Away
School Sanctioned Protests, Epic Bar Fights, and Facebook Knows Our Darkest Secrets
North Korea Tries to Be a Team Player and All the Reasons You'll Probably Get Divorced
Nobody Cares About the Oscars Anymore and We Watched The Shape of Water So You Don't Have To
We're Living in Idiocracy and Vero Will Either Be the New Facebook or Google Plus
Lots of Guns and Black Panther
Super Bowl Wrapup, Friendly vs. Flirting, and Jim Halpert: Hero or Villain?
RIP US Government and Just Say No to Tide Pods
Encouraging Fitness with Fitness Guru Kyle Franke
Cell Phones are Worse Than Drugs
Star Wars, Taxes, and People Afraid to Pump Their Own Gas
The Room is the Best Worst Movie Ever and Why Smart People Like Bad Movies
Santa vs. Jesus and the Rise of the Digisexuals
Say Yes to Life Unless Someone Wants to Eat Your Feet
Justice League Thoughts, Starbucks's Annual Holiday Cup Uproar, and Destroying Your Own Property is a Dumb Protest
Celebrities Don't Owe Us Apologies and Trump's Tweets Won't Start a Nuclear War
Kevin Spacey Really Screwed Up and Disney is the Person You Hate Playing Monopoly With
Nutscaping and NFL Drama Spreads to Houston
Banning Books and Why Won't Colin Kaepernick Just Go Away
We Didn't Get Shot in Vegas and Airport Nightmares
Tattoo Nightmares, Flat Earth Crazies, and ANTIFA is Coming for Us
NFL: Civil War
Should Tipping Be Required and Making Friends on the Internet
A Dreamer's Nightmare and Elizabeth Olsen is Our New Crush
Choose Your Own Grade Classes, Blue is Not a Flavor, and Everybody Hates Joel Osteen
Texas is the New Atlantis, Murder vs. Self Defense, and Movie Pass is Da Bomb
More on Racism, Confederate Statues, and Getting Scared By Horror Movies
Disney Gives Netflix the Finger and Nazis Gone Wild
Affirmative Action and Tips for Not Dying on the River
Dying on Carnival Rides and the Trans Military Ban
Pokemon No, Journalism is Dead and Fake News is Real
Net Neutrality, Technology Addiction, and Everybody Hates the Casting for Everything
Travel Bans, Killer News Crews, and the Mysterious Dark Web
Chris Christie's Beach Day, Baby Driver, and Asian Food All Tastes the Same
Running Over Protestors, Lindsay Ell vs. Country Radio, and We Love Sharks and Mandy Moore
Death by Text Message and Crazy Conspiracy Theorists
RIP Hockey Season, Political Equality, and Big Brother is Watching Us
The Covfefe Conspiracy and Kathy Griffin is a Big Dumb Ginger
Wonder Woman Ladies Night and Natural Segregation
VP Walkouts and Those Godawful Male Rompers
Lunch Shaming, Fidget Spinners, and We're Too Old for Bar Hopping
Healthcare Hubbub, McDonald's Orange Soda Scandal, and Racism is Funny But Not Cool
Fyre Fest Goes Up in Flames and Special Guest Mike Stahl
Can Suicide Be Funny and Hot Chocolate Jokes Are Not Sexual Harassment
United Airlines Chinese Takeout, the Facebook Killer, and Condoms for Eternity
Bombs Away, Pyramid Schemes, and Drunken Life Advice
Baseball is Back and Penises Invading Women's Sports
Go Go Power Rangers, Cross-Eyed Penis Mutilators, and Undereducated Christians
Beauty & the Beast, Drunk Shopping, and Trump Slashes Prices Better Than Wal Mart
A Teacher, a Food Bank Director, and Two Assholes Walk into a Bar
Gay or Not Gay and White Girls Be Crazy
RIP Bill Paxton, Fake News, and Dissecting British Slang
A Day Without Immigrants, Professional Clothes Hangers, and Keanu Reeves Kicks Ass
Milo Yiannopoulos, Hate Speech, Betsy DeVos and Why Public School Sucks
We Go Live and it's a Trainwreck But Also Lots of Fun
Dog Lives Matter and Doing Shots with Your Idol
Breaking Starbucks Windows, Women Marching, and Other Inaugural Nonsense
RIP Dallas Cowboys, Pre-Inauguration Talk, Werewolves vs. Vampires, and Should Prostitution Be Legal?
Sinbad, the Mandela Effect, and Chris Pratt's Butt
Christmas Festivities and Ringing in the New Year
Rogue One, Offensive Christmas Sweaters, and Russia Being Russia
Don't Kill Babies and Don't Leave Your Mic on While You Pee
Costco Evacuation, Getting Some Strange, and Getting in the Christmas Spirit Star Wars Style
Fake Chipotle Calories and Thanksgiving PJ's
Reboots, Remakes, and How Not to Be a Holiday Shopping Asshole
So That Was a Crazy Election Right?
Cubs Unite America for a Day, Tracking Poops, and Lots of Inappropriate Words
Texas Vacation, Gross Belly Buttons and Final Election Thoughts
Ken Bone is the New Harambe and Neither of Us Could Ever Run for President
More Debate Shenanigans, When Clowns Attack, and FNL 4 Life
Nate's Going Full Musician and Presidential Debate Circus Round 1
Everyone is Equally Unimportant and Don't Be a Costco Fatty
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Libertarianism with Special Guest Tim Martinez
New Whiskey, Drunk Dialing Take Two, and Adult Coloring Books WTF???
Brock Turner is a Douchebag, Marijuana is Worse Than Rape, and Cell Phones Are Melting Faces
Un-American Football, Fantasy Football, and Aliens Are Better Than Zombies
Special Guest Keith Freeman, Lots of Booze, Followed By More Booze
Windy City Walking, Cheesy Beer, and Peeing on Jesus
Internet Trolls Are Why We Can't Have Nice Gold Medals, Suicide Squad, and Why Movie Critics Are Useless
Picture IDs Are Racist and Getting Unfriended is a Rite of Passage
Plagiarism is Bad if You Get Caught, WWE Lawsuits, and How the Hell Do You Pronounce Encephalopathy?
High School Reunions, Classic Nintendo, and To Purge or Not to Purge
The Media Wants to Give You A.D.D. and Pokemon Fights Back Against Childhood Obesity
Cinemark Sues Sad People, New Movie Sum Up, and a Big Johnson
The Weakest Man in America, Independence Day: Mediocre and Texas Forever Motherf*ckers!
The Gators Strike Back and Thank God We Don't Live in Philly
Everyone and Their Mother is a Gun Expert Until the Next Story Comes Along
That Stupid Gorilla, What to Do When You're in Nashville, and the Greatest Bad TV Show Ever
Trump, Liberty and Lots of Whiskey
Porn is the New Crossfit and Our Bizarre Purge Fantasies
George Zimmerman is a Dick, We Fail at Using Large Words, and Self-Service Eats
MILFs, GILFs and Civil War
Boycotts are Dumb, Target is Dumber, Remaking Jumanji is Dumbest
Harriet Tubman Takes Over and Why Having Babies is Stupid