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BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

by Kelly Mcclain

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Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleepBitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these for feminists? Also yes. Does that mean only women should read them? Fuck no! Feminism is for everyone! So come one, come all and let's embrace being a Bitch for the betterment of the world!Distributed by House of Bleep Productions and McClain Creative Services

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  1. Bitchstrology for Valentines week - to thine own self be true

    SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW SHARE 🖤 Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me: [email protected] Podcasts: Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram: @kellymcbitch

  2. Bitchstrology for the week of Feb 5th - New Moon in Aquarius

    New Moon in Aquarius this week, plus some winds of change from Uranus and the goddesses affecting our relationships and careers... Horoscopes by Sign available here: Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me: [email protected] Get a personal reading with me: 12Listen Call Scheduler Podcasts:...

  3. Bitchstrology for the week of 1/29 - curiosity, insight, action, healing

    lots of Mercury and Uranus energy this week, and the goddesses back that up with lots of supporting insight. It’s likely to be a fast moving week. Follow your gut and let the deeper work happen. SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW SHARE 🖤 Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me: [email protected] Podcasts:...

  4. Bitchstrology for the week of 1/22

    This week we have a Full Moon in Leo, Venus entering Capricorn, and Uranus stations direct, which makes ALL planets direct for a couple gloriously straightforward months. But first, some drama and a little chaos! SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW SHARE 🖤 Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me:...

  5. Bitchstrology for the week of 1/15

    Some new exciting developments in the way I “calculate” scopes! This is a loaded episode! SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW SHARE 🖤 Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me: [email protected] Podcasts: Bitchstory Bitchscopes Bitchsplaining Instagram: @kellymcbitch

  6. BitchStrology for the Week of Jan 8th - New Moon in Cap!

    The Astrology for the week of Jan 8th is very goddessy and I feel like it's full of destiny, calling, mission, purpose etc. You can read all of this at patreon.com/houseofbleep (linked below) Horoscopes by Sign available here: Patreon.com/houseofbleep Email me: [email protected] Get a...

  7. Bonus Episode - The Astrology of Serial Killers

    I've been meaning to dig this out of the archives for a long time. I actually did another show on this farther back but I can't find it! It's driving me crazy! But I am including my notes as a PDF on this episode because they cover a lot more than I could in an hour! Check out this brilliant shit...

  8. Bitchstrology for the first week of 2024!!

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  9. Bitchstrology for the week of 12/25

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  10. Bitchstrology for the week of 12/18

    Hey Bitches, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays...blahblah blah. I will attempt to get next week's astrology up on Xmas Day. <3 BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes...

  11. Bitchstrology for the week of Dec 11th

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  12. Bitchstrology for the week of 12/4-10

    If you dig this podcast, Please rate and review. And share this podcast with your astro nerd friends! Or if you're able, you can click the "support this podcast" button on the ⁠⁠anchor.fm/BitchScopes ⁠⁠home page, OR go to ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠ ⁠⁠Thanks!! Email us:...

  13. Bitchstrology for the week of 11/27

    If you dig this podcast, Please rate and review. And share this podcast with your astro nerd friends! Or if you're able, you can click the "support this podcast" button on the ⁠anchor.fm/BitchScopes ⁠home page, OR go to ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠ ⁠Thanks!! Email us: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠...

  14. BitchStrology for the week of Nov 20th

    AND insights for the Full Moon in Gemini on 11/27! This week does look fairly chaotic so prepare yourself! We would love it if you'd share this podcast with your astro nerd friends! Or if you're able, you can click the "support this podcast" button on the anchor.fm/bitchstory home page, OR go to...

  15. BitchStrology for the week of November 13th

    I'm calling this "Hail Hail the Gang's All Here!" or "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome". BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Email me: [email protected] Get a...

  16. Bitchstrology for the week of 11/6

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  17. Bitchstrology for the week of Halloween!

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  18. Bitchstrology for the week of October 23rd and the Taurus eclipse

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  19. Bitchstrology for the week of 10/16

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining. Email me: [email protected] Get a personal...

  20. Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 9th

    Astro summary for this week covers a lot of info. There’s an eclipse & a whole bunch of powerful energy. ****************************************BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or...

  21. Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 2nd

    We have planets changing signs, goddesses doing cool things, and quincunxes to make it weird. ************** BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to...

  22. Bitchstrology for the week of 9-25

    We have a full moon in Aries, and ants in our pants. BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes Don’t forget to check out my other pods: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining....

  23. Bitchstrology for the week of 9-18

    The sun makes some once-a-year type aspects this week with Neptune then Pluto, so we will see what that’s about. And then the Sun moves into Libra- yay! BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep,...

  24. Bitchstrology for the week of 9/11- this New Moon is a Mother!

    This week's New Moon is in the sign of Virgo, and let's just say I was very inspired by the nurturing archetype. This bitchstrology episode is packed with all kinds of info, from mythology, to celebrity childhoods, to healing for your own mother wounds. I did forget to mention in this audio that...

  25. Bitchstrology for the week of 9/4

    This week is much calmer than last week with that friggin crazy full blue moon. We do have a bunch of retrograde planets, but we do every year. It’s a good excuse to downshift and notice details. BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on...

  26. Bitchstrology for the crazy ass Pisces Full blue moon!

    This is a big full moon week! buckle up! BitchScopes individual WEEKLY HOROSCOPES (Bitch, I know you miss them!) are available by subscription for just $5/month. Available at: Patreon.com/houseofbleep https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchscopes/subscribe...

  27. BitchStrology - Astro Summary for the week of 8/21 - Get Your Shit Together!

    BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes This summary is for the week of August 21st and Mercury Retrograde! BitchScopes are distributed by House of Bleep Productions,...

  28. Bitchstrology for the week of August 14th

    There’s a New Moon in Leo this week, and it’s juiced up by some badass goddess energy! Email: [email protected] blog: kellymcclain.blogspot.com Patreon: patreon.com/Houseofbleep email me if you’re Interested in a personal astro reading Please check out my other podcasts- Bitchstory &...

  29. Bitchstrology for Aug 7-13 - Check Your Socks

    Here’s the Bitchstrology summary for the week of August 7th. You can read this at Kellymcclain.blogspot.com Please consider Supporting my work: Anchor.fm/bitchstory (click the support button) Patreon.com/Houseofbleep (at the $5 & $10/mo levels you get weekly BitchScopes horoscopes.) Questions and...

  30. Bitchstrology for July 31-Aug 6 - Full Moon & Lion’s Gate Portal

    This is your astrological summary for this week- it’s a juicy, good one!! We have an Aquarius full moon for releasing and the Lions Gate Portal for manifesting. Chariklo and Chiron are both active so there’s a a huge healing opportunity. you can read this at kellymcclain.blogspot.com To get the...

  31. Bitchstrology for 7/24-31 …Pluto square the Lunar Nodes

    Here’s your astrological lowdown for the coming week. To get the individual horoscopes for each sign, subscribe on Spotify or at Patreon.com/Houseofbleep

  32. Bitchstrology for the week of July 17-24

    The week starts with the new moon I discussed last week, then the nodes change signs for the first time in a year and a half…thennnn...Venus begins her retrograde at the end of this week! This week's BitchScopes focus on Venus Retrograde. Read last week's to get the scoop on the New Moon in…

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  33. Bitchstrology for the week of 7/10-7/17

    This is the astrological summary for the week of July 10th. There’s some big events this week- the lunar nodes change signs, and there’s a new moon in Cancer. BitchScopes for each sign are available by subscription for $5/month. To subscribe to written BitchScopes:...

  34. BitchScopes for the week of 7/3 and a big announcement

    I made a decision this week. It happened sort of by chance but it feels right. After 7+ years of pouring myself into these weekly, I decided things were imbalanced. After this week Bitchscopes will be subscription based. Both the podcast here and the written scopes will be $5 a month. These...

  35. Poetry-scopes for 6/26-7/2

    I got down with the Neptune vibes this week and did some poetic, bibliomantic astrology! Email me: [email protected]

  36. Your Rawr Summer Solstice BitchScopes

    The astrological scoop for the week of June 19th. The Sun enters Cancer and there’s a cool lineup of goddess energy in Leo!

  37. I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am!

    New Moon in Gemini - BitchScopes for the week of June 12-18

  38. The ZOA, Dark Matter, intellectual crisis…yep, this is about me.

    Very bitchy and sweary BitchScopes for the week of June 5th Hey, help a bitch out…go find “house of bleep” wherever you listen to your podcasts. Subscribe, follow, and all that happy horseshit. Danka!!

  39. Full moon in Sagittarius- a play in 5 acts- BitchScopes for the week of May 29

    I was feeling creative this week I guess and this week’s summary is written like the outline of a 5 act play. You can read the scopes at kellymcclain.blogspot.com

  40. A quest, going on, are we - BitchScopes for 5/22-29

    What a day! I had a shitstorm of a time recording today! (I can't even blame mercury retrograde!) I'll explain in the beginning of the show. But anyway...astrology This is a fateful week. The planets are showing us a new path. It's kind of exciting. Please check out our patreon at...

  41. Raw potential - BitchScopes for 5/15-22

    We’ve got three planets changing signs this week. Mercury is direct - hallelujah. And we have a lovely new moon in Taurus. This week is a nice deep breath.

  42. Mercury goes Direct! Huzzah! BitchScopes for May 8-15

    Mercury, buddy, I love you, but I'm over your bullshit. Move on, dude. We start and end the week with "no pants". Saturn gives us a bit of stability and dedication to whatever it's touching. And Mars and Neptune have a sweet trine on Monday the 15th. Mostly though, there is a Taurus stellium and…

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  43. Eclipse Schmlipse! Cheers, Bitch!

    BitchScopes for May 1-7 - there’s a lot going on this week!

  44. BitchScopes for April 24-30

    Help a bitch out and listen to this podcast here - "House of Bleep Productions"! https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please like and follow House of Bleep! In astro news, things feel less dramatic…dare I say “normal” ISH. BUT mercury retrograde is having a damn ball.

  45. An Eclipse. Mercury retrograde, 29 degree-apolooza…BitchScopes for the week of 4/17

    What a week! What a time to be alive! Where is my wine opener? Why is Netflix fucked up? Crying is glamorous! Let’s get Astrologically drunk on information!

  46. A little retrograde lesson

    I’m on a mini break with my family so I’m offering up this little retrograde class I gave a few years ago. Mercury will be going retrograde in Taurus this month on April 21st. We will talk about it more in depth when I’m back from spring break and whatnot. Email me at “[email protected]”...

  47. Indictment asteroids, sex worker power play, spring break & a bitchin’ full moon! Scopes for 4/3-10

    There’s a lot to feel out on this week! Not the least of which is a full moon which is begging for a great release ceremony. Check out yours! You can also read BitchScopes At kellymcclain.blogspot.com would love and appreciate if you shared this podcast, as well as checked out my others:...

  48. BitchScopes for 3/27-4/3

    Young and Untamed vibes is afoot this week thanks to a lot of 0° energy.

  49. Bitchscopes for the week of 3/20-3/27

    Pluto, the New Moon, Wild Numerology, and the History of everything - NBD! Read the BitchScopes blog at: kellymcclain.blogspot.com Email me: [email protected] Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/Bitchstory or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/Bitchsplaining or on Spotify:...

  50. So much happening! BitchScopes for March 13-20

    Three planets changing signs! A new season! Busy sky! Aries! Let’s goooooo!

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Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleepBitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these for feminists? Also yes. Does that mean only women should read them? Fuck no! Feminism is for everyone! So come one, come all and let's embrace being a Bitch for the betterment of the world!Distributed by House of Bleep Productions and McClain Creative Services

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Kelly Mcclain

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How many episodes does BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain have?

BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain has 79 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on February 13, 2024.

What is BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain about?

Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleepBitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these...

How often does BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain release new episodes?

BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain publishes weekly, based on its 79 episodes since August 2022.

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BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain is created and hosted by Kelly Mcclain.
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