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BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain, 79 episodes.

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Bitchstrology for Valentines week - to thine own self be true

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Bitchstrology for the week of Feb 5th - New Moon in Aquarius

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Bitchstrology for the week of 1/29 - curiosity, insight, action, healing

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Bitchstrology for the week of 1/22

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Bitchstrology for the week of 1/15

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BitchStrology for the Week of Jan 8th - New Moon in Cap!

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Bonus Episode - The Astrology of Serial Killers

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Bitchstrology for the first week of 2024!!

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Bitchstrology for the week of 12/25

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Bitchstrology for the week of 12/18

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Bitchstrology for the week of Dec 11th

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Bitchstrology for the week of 12/4-10

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Bitchstrology for the week of 11/27

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BitchStrology for the week of Nov 20th

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BitchStrology for the week of November 13th

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Bitchstrology for the week of 11/6

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Bitchstrology for the week of Halloween!

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Bitchstrology for the week of October 23rd and the Taurus eclipse

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Bitchstrology for the week of 10/16

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Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 9th

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Bitchstrology summary for the week of October 2nd

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Bitchstrology for the week of 9-25

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Bitchstrology for the week of 9-18

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Bitchstrology for the week of 9/11- this New Moon is a Mother!

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Bitchstrology for the week of 9/4

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Bitchstrology for the crazy ass Pisces Full blue moon!

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BitchStrology - Astro Summary for the week of 8/21 - Get Your Shit Together!

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Bitchstrology for the week of August 14th

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Bitchstrology for Aug 7-13 - Check Your Socks

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Bitchstrology for July 31-Aug 6 - Full Moon & Lion’s Gate Portal

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Bitchstrology for 7/24-31 …Pluto square the Lunar Nodes

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Bitchstrology for the week of July 17-24

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Bitchstrology for the week of 7/10-7/17

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BitchScopes for the week of 7/3 and a big announcement

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Poetry-scopes for 6/26-7/2

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Your Rawr Summer Solstice BitchScopes

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I'm not gonna tell a story...oh wait, yes I am!

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The ZOA, Dark Matter, intellectual crisis…yep, this is about me.

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Full moon in Sagittarius- a play in 5 acts- BitchScopes for the week of May 29

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A quest, going on, are we - BitchScopes for 5/22-29

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Raw potential - BitchScopes for 5/15-22

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Mercury goes Direct! Huzzah! BitchScopes for May 8-15

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Eclipse Schmlipse! Cheers, Bitch!

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BitchScopes for April 24-30

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An Eclipse. Mercury retrograde, 29 degree-apolooza…BitchScopes for the week of 4/17

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A little retrograde lesson

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Indictment asteroids, sex worker power play, spring break & a bitchin’ full moon! Scopes for 4/3-10

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BitchScopes for 3/27-4/3

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Bitchscopes for the week of 3/20-3/27

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So much happening! BitchScopes for March 13-20

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BitchScopes for 3/6-3/12

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Buckle up…but first, poetry! BitchScopes for the week of February 27th

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Unfuckwithable - A Heroine's Journey - BitchScopes for the week of February 20th, 2023

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New Moon in Pisces - BitchScopes for the week of 2/13/23

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BitchScopes for the week of Feb 6th

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Jan 30th- Feb 6th and a Leo Full Moon

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Enter the Season of Spock with a loaded week - BitchScopes for January 16-23

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Bitches get shit done! BitchScopes for the week of January 9th

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My predictions for 2023!

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BitchScopes for January 2nd- 9th

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BitchScopes for the week of 12/26/22- mercury retrograde year end wrap

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Nerdy Numbers, Longest Night and New Moon bookends - BitchScopes for December 19-26

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BitchScopes for the week of December 12th

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Waiting in the Wings - BitchScopes for the week of November 28

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New Moon week of November 21

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BitchScopes for the week of Nov 14th.

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Veterans Day Special with my husband

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Eclipse/ElectionWeek of November 7th - we are gonna be OK!

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BitchScopes for the week of Nov 1

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BitchScopes for Mars Retrograde!

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BitchScopes for the week of October 17th and the eclipse next week!

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Neptune on the Loose - BitchScopes for the week of October 10-17

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Gumption Conjunction, What’s Your Function? BitchScopes for the Aries Full Moon, week of Oct 3

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BitchScopes for the week of Sept 26- and something a little spicy and different

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BitchScopes for the week of September 19th

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BitchScopes for the week of September 12

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BitchScopes for the week of September 5th

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Bitchscopes for the week of August 29th 2022 - Trust the Process!

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BitchScopes for the week of 8.22.22 - coping by cleaning - new moon in Virgo