Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

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Blake gives takes on being sick, a hotel trick and YouTube/TikTok stars. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-date Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com  Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party:  [email protected] 

Blake gives takes on blue checkmarks on social media and of course hot tubs. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com 

Blake gives takes on chemicals being spilled into drinking water and his college journey.  ****Next Low Tea: March 29nd****  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com 

Blake goes very, very, very in-depth as to who is more famous and why: Lincoln & JFK; Wilkes Booth & Harvey Oswald ****Next Low Tea: March 29nd**** this is a new date Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com 

Blake gives takes on the Oscars and then rips apart baby showers. Next Low Tea: March 22nd Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on The Crown, period pieces and different styles of diaper.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on having the sets of his life during his special tapings and William Howard Taft. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on performing in front of lots of people, the male obsession with cars and the imminent filming of his first stand-up special.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected]

Blake gives takes on why perfect practice makes perfect, and processes his grief surrounding the Eagles’ Super Bowl loss Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on Dominos, sweating the bed and the worst types of stuffed animals. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives his takes on how to pronounce words that begin with "tr", the Eagles and why police should treat protestors with the same restraint they treat sports celebrators.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on wextended stay hotels and gives some COLORFUL special hello’s to the Patrons. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on tourist attractions in your hometown, why it's so hard to keep groceries in your house and how HBO's The Rest of Us shines a light on Blake's embarrassing archetype for a show/movie. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected] Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on a very nice sentimental week, the Hulu show Fleishman is in Trouble, then at 22:30 he talks about mid-life crises and what causes them. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake gives takes on getting slapped by air travel, pretzels and mood management. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected] Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake gives takes on brushing his teeth too hard, how to best avoid flight delays and why New Years Eve runs on FOMO. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected] Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

A sick Blake gives his takes on Burlington VT, Star Wars vs. Hook and gives out a bunch of special hellos to his patrons. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected] Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com

Blake, coming from a total place of ignorance,  tries to figure out what's going with the royal family. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected]

Blake talks about Kirstie Alley, bad early comedic influences, gives a TV show recc and complains about his crooked-ass Christmas tree. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: [email protected]

Blake talks about coping with old break-ups, and gives his takes on X-Mas decorations including why gingerbread houses are just old food you can’t eat. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler & friends for your office party: [email protected]

Blake talks about how Thanksgiving needs to innovate, and then gives his takes on the best containers to drink out of Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music. Book Blake Wexler and comedians Darryl Charles & Chip Chantry for your office party: [email protected]

Blake gives his takes on the mid-terms, his southern road trip and dunking his hand down the back of a wealthy business man's pants. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about his relationship with politics, his voting history, why politicians beyond the local level shouldn’t be put on a pedestal and predicts the senate races. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about why Philadelphia is the way that it is, getting revenge on a dentist, and Love is Blind. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake makes a massive apology, and gives his tips on how to best optimize your air travel. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake gives his takes on boy ages, why colds are good, the worst school project ever, and species of birds. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blake gives his takes on people cutting airport security because they're late, Low T-ea, having the schedule of a child and inattentive parents.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blake gives his takes on Nazi Luftwaffe Commander Herman Goering, booty shorts and autumn special hellos to the patrons. Low T-ea at 9pm ET on Thursday! Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blake gives his takes on the Bering Strait, talking with your windows open, and the problematic World Cup Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blake gives his takes on why he doesn't feel pretty, suntan lotion application, JFK and the features of a live events that he prioritizes the most.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blakey baby examines the ideal window to drink a hot coffee, Joe Camel’s disgusting snout, and gives his takes on street signs. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

This week Blake enters the storm, foot-shafts, talks about why stand-up comedians will never unionize and gives out some Woodland Creature-related special hellos.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake asks, what’s better than waking up in a room full of friends? Then talks about shredded underwear and the household chores that are unnecessarily difficult. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about his shows in Austin: A City In Identity Crisis, and a wild Uber ride. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about digging trenches in Lee denim jeans, a fake 36 minute comedy special called Less is Moore, and seeing Rage Against The Machine. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake recaps his wedding and honeymoon.   Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

In the third and final installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake ranks the jobs he'd do if he wasn't allowed to do comedy. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

In the second installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake gives Special Hellos to his patrons by assigning pieces of sports equipment to each one of them. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

In the first installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake talks about his impending wedding and why he isn't nervous at all.  Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about why you should delete your period-tracking apps (article here: https://www.health.com/news/should-you-delete-period-tracking-app) and the specific Americana of New Jersey beach towns. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about reframing holidays beyond their conventional meanings, correctly guesses where President Warren G. Harding is from and names the bugs that he wants to stay away from him and his family. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake talks about the world being bad, his local access show from high school and takes the names of children’s TV shows and turns them into grown up shows. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music

Blake talks about how to show up late with a coffee in your hand without seeming rude, and asks what the first day of summer means to the average person. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Blake forgot his podcast equipment, full episode will be out later today.

Blake talks about which stores should pump smells out of them to draw in customers, what your fav band says about you vs what your fav comedian says about you, mail carriers and Olivia Rodrigo. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

Blake talks about pokepersons, figures out what business casual clothing is and discusses the romanticization of war.

Blake talks about cannibalism, front row HAIM tix and white accents.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Joe MacKenzie & Lynn Shore for the jingles & drops. 

Blake talks about the pig economy, pelvic wigs, and assigns various types of headgear to his patrons. Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

Blake talks about the moment he outgrew his father, the worst ways to be awoken and plays Name That Beast! Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here:  https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler