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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes — 167 episodes

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The Final Episode of Blake's Takes For God's Sake

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Double Blankets

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Blue Checkmark Lives Don't Matter

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I'm Drinking for Three

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Wilkes Booth vs Harvey Oswald

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Hollywood’s Biggest Night

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Poddy Humour

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We Got Him.

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The Cincy Special

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2 Blessed 2 Be Stressed

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The Sauce is The Boss

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A Little Horse

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Deep in the Heart of Wexass

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The Rest of Us

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Three-Sevenths Life’s Crisis

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Are Combos a Pretzel?

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Toothbrush Psycho

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The Best Gifts To Receive: Special Hello Edition

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Pippa Middleton Your Silence is Deafening

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Wextroverts

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F-Marry-Kill: Dionysus, Siren, Centaur

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Thanksgiving's Vibrating Sword

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Find Humor in my Ignorance

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BTFGS Election Day Special!

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The City of Brotherly Love Is Blind

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Blake’s Mistakes For God’s Sakes

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How Old Is A Boy

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There Is No Right Fielder, But There Is A Wrong Fielder

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Redact that! Fall Special Hellos

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British Butts Look Like Vanilla Sheet Cake

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I Don't Feel Pretty!!!

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Street Signs Designs

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I Like To Sit In The Sink; Special Hellos

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Unnecessarily Annoying Chores

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"I Was Stabbed 24 Times"

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Music is a Very, Very Serious Business

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Portuguese Man Of War

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My Passions Are History, Sports and Arguing: The Final BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series

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Criquet Bats & Eye Cages: A Special Hello Edition of BTFGS' Snackable Summer Snack Series

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Grooming Myself: A BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series

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The Jersey Chore

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Creepy Crawly Freaks

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I Put My Suit In The Wash

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UPDATED Faux Pas is French for Fake Fathers

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Late Wexler

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I Have Reverse Benjamin Button's Disease

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This Podcast Has Lyme Disease

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HAIM & Caucacccents

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The Wig Economy

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Name That Beast!

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The Big One-Nine

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Sub Dude

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Field Tripping

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Mr. Beau Jingles

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Little Dexter

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Choo Choo Training Day

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Killing Wexler

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Appeteasers

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Friggin’, Frickin’ and Frackin’

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Have You Met My Friend, Sal Monella?

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The Mile High Biddy

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A Girlfriend Is A Sister You Choose

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Birth Boy

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Bezos Butt

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One Year Back On The East Coast

66

Blake’s Raleigh Rally

67

The 100th Episode

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World War Wooooooo!

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Call Me Daddy Roach, Papa Roach is My Father’s Name

70

Hey Siri, How Tall is Michael Bublé?

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The Abraham Lincoln Story

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Clams Casino

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A Divorced 17 Year-Old’s Home

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Blake Films A Special

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Breakfast Sounds: Crunch vs Smush

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Chester Cheetah vs Cheshire Cat

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The Neverending Suppository

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Blake George, Trans Student Athletes, Baldwin, Halloween

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Your 20s vs Your 30s

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Unnecessary Competition & Pettiness w/ Blake's New Friend Brian

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Comprehending Fandom

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Dinosaurs

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Monica Lewinsky vs Sarah Paulson

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Remembering Norm Macdonald

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Predicting The Lives of 2020’s Top Babies

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An Unnatural Disaster

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Eagles Autism Challenge

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Blake Jobs

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A Special New York Hello

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The Best Children’s Games From The 90s

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The Best Teeth, What I’d Teach

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A Pantry is Just a Walk-In Cabinet

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There’s A Mouse About The House

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Calzones are Sandwiches

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Bruise Willis

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No Wexcuses: Today's Episode Releases Later This Afternoon

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Any Boat Can Tug

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An Egg That’s Ready To Hatch, On His Terms

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“Nice while he was alive!” – Reviews of Live Fish

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Reptile Reviews Part II

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Lourdes of the Rings

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BLAKE'S ENGAGED (to be wed)

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Reptile Reviews Part I

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All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball

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Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone

106

Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth

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My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show

108

Bad Roommates

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My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul

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Body Parts That’d Be Hilarious-Looking If They Were Huge

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Jawbreaker Candy Ball Gag

112

Murder Among The Mormons Guy Does Blake’s Spider Joke

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Is Piglet Winnie-the-Pooh’s Son?

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Peak, Pit and Void

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It's Blake's Birthday for God's Sakes

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Tom Brady’s Skin is Made of Lips

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Fruit

118

Ripe for a Ball Pit

119

The Muppets, Gonzo is a Pervert, Biden Inauguration

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I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey

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I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years

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Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal

123

The Twelve Days of Wexmas

124

Animal Life

125

Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”

126

WEXIUM: The Vow/Seduced, an all-NXIVM episode

127

Long-Distance Drinking: The Thanksgiving Episode

128

Livin La Vida The Sopranos

129

The Rogan Podcast, But For Men

130

Electional Support Animals with Georgea Brooks

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The Keto Kaelin Diet with comedian Gary Petersen

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Drinking Whiskey With My Girlfriend’s Grandmother

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Laughing About Crying About Old Break-ups

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Blake Picks Apart Everybody's Posts on Nextdoor

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Recapping a Presidential Debate Before It Happens

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How To Look Hot When It’s Cold

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You Must Use Baby Wipes

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Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs

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They Flew An Airplane Into My Legs

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Getting Married During a Pandemic Is Easier Than Cheering for The 76ers w/ Mike Hemcher

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Mississippi’s Flag Should Be A Possum Attacking A Google Search Bar

142

Movie Theaters Should Sell Chips

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South of the Bored-er

144

Back to the Blakesics

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Todd Glass on Stand-Up in the COVID Era

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Blake Records with a Total Stranger

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DeSean Jackson, T&L's 100 At-Home Activities, Different COVID Pages, Common Racist Phrases

148

Confederate Statues, Don’t Cook with your Partner, Liverpool, Go for a Damn Drive

149

“Cancel Culture”, Blake’s Favorite TV Shows, Athletes Named Smith, Daddy

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A Very Important Tweet, Name-Calling, Relationship Mailbag, Guessing the Rules of Field Hockey, Commercials are Too Loud

151

Impeach Old Deuteronomy, Drunk Pro Sports, The Near-Future of Stand-Up, Sex Words

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Black Lives Matter

153

Jokes for May 25 to May 29

154

Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone, Mass Gatherings, Sports Without Fans, Quibi

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Jokes for May 18 to May 22

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Everyone Should Be a Furry, Wear Your Mask, Most Embarrassing Sports Moments and Game Night

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Jokes for May 11 to May 15, 2020

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Couples Costumes Rule, FDR Overstayed His Welcome, Hiking is the Best Exercise, and When Sports Should Come Back

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Jokes for May 4 to May 8, 2020

160

Don Trump vs Abe Lincoln, Military Dress Up, Move the 76ers to Newark, and Don’t FaceTime with Your Parents at the Same Time

161

Jokes for April 27- May 1, 2020

162

Blue Angels vs Thunderbirds, Cult Leaders, Is Dennis Rodman Interesting, and Web Browsers

163

Jokes for April 20- 24, 2020

164

Reopening State Economies, The NFL Draft, Quarantined Friendships, Variety is the Spice of Strife

165

Jokes for April 13- 17, 2020

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Stimulus Checks, Mike Vick, Quarantine Couples, and How to Dress at Home

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