BMO in the MO'RNING

Last Time - BMO's had his fill with cellulitis!

Last Time - BMO and Ashlee discuss an unusual approach to reduce the swelling from Cellulitis and BMO unveils a diddy!“Cellulitis” is an original comedy song written and created by Brian “B-MO” Montgomery for B-MO in the MO’rning.The musical production was created using Suno under the authorized account name “bmointhemorning.” Because of that account designation, the song or associated metadata may identify “bmointhemorning” as the creator or writer. Brian “B-MO” Montgomery and bmointhemorning refer to the same authorized creator/account for purposes of this recording.Lyrics and original creative concept © 2026 Brian “B-MO” Montgomery / BMO MediaWorks LLC. All rights reserved.This recording is being used by its creator and rights holder as part of the “Last Time on B-MO in the MO’rning” podcast. No unauthorized third-party recording is being reproduced, distributed, or claimed as original content.Song: “Cellulitis”Written by: Brian “B-MO” MontgomerySuno account/creator name: bmointhemorning© 2026 Brian “B-MO” Montgomery / BMO MediaWorks LL

Last Time - Jim Hargrove of Vaiden Farm Supply stops by to discuss "the do's and don'ts of preparing your food plots!

Once again Boswell Media is teaming up with Make a Wish Mississippi grant the wishes of some critically ill children right here in our area!

Last Time - Our text and tones topic question of the day was a good one, "When it comes to relationships, what is something you should always remember?"

Sebastopol Volunteer Fire Department Captain Clint Morris hangs with BMO to talk about their upcoming Walk to Remember saluting the First Responders who lost their lives on September 11, 2001.

Last Time - A Staton Island man was struck by lightning in the foot and walked, well...limped away!

The morning show returns, but how long?

Last Time - Just where was B-MO "vacationing" at?

Last Time - For Dolly

Last Time - Things you'll only find in a pawn shop!

Last Time - A duck walks into a bar......

🏋️‍♂️ Forget the military challenge and the Shaolin monk routine—this is the workout real men have been waiting for!Learn to put on your pants without grabbing the wall, pick something up without staying down there, and master the 14- and 16-ounce curls. 🍺The B-MO in the MO’rning Over—or Almost—Forty Workout!Get swole…or at least get up! 😂

Last Time - For eighteen years, parents dream about everything they’ll do once the kids move out—travel, join a gym, remodel and bring back date night.Then the house is finally empty…and a trip to the mailbox counts as going out. 😂B-MO in the Morning presents P.L.A.N.S.—Parents Lying About Newfound Spare Time, the nature documentary every parent needs to see.

Last Time - The 2026 NFL Preseason has arrived! Starters not included, actual football sold separately—and your season may be over by Week Three. 🏈📦

Last Time - Disney World has apparently found itself in the middle of a very serious crisis: guests using the tops of trash cans as makeshift tables. Forget the heat, the crowds, and the cost of taking a family to the park. THIS is what people are upset about.So naturally, B-MO treated the “Disney Trash Can Dilemma” with the gravity it deserved, even calling Chynna to apologize for failing as a father and grandfather by not staying

Last Time - From Atari and Nintendo to PlayStation and beyond, every generation had those games you absolutely had to own. B-MO, Breck, Ash, Brent and Cray compare the games that defined their childhoods, drained their allowances, started arguments, ruined friendships, and kept them glued to the TV for hours. Which classics still hold up, which ones were overrated, and which game could still make you throw a controller across the room today?

Last Time - When a super-secret extraction from Turkey suddenly becomes not-so-secret, B-MO, Breck and Ash reveal the elite security operation nobody asked for. Exploding planes, questionable tactics, edible coffee, cookies, energy drinks and enough confidence to survive absolutely none of this in real life.It’s Mission Improbable, because “impossible” sounded way too organized.

Last Time - Cereals you weren't allowed to have!

Last Time: The second episode of BMO of the Watch is released as the USS MASON keeps her name and the NAVY unveils THE SPOCK!

Get in to the game!

Last Time - BMO and Breck discuss things parents say and translating them for todays kids!

Last Time - Professions we wouldn't date or marry!

Last Time: What officially goes in a junk drawer?

B-MO receives a surprisingly heartfelt Post-it from 14-year-old Harley that ends with, “P.S. Hope you ain’t dead.” What follows is a funny on-air investigation, a few taxidermy jokes, and the sweet story behind the note!

How far is "Way Over There?"BMO's Investigative Team takes on one of humanity's greatest unsolved mysteries: just how far is "Way Over There?" Through groundbreaking research, eyewitness testimony, and absolutely questionable science, the team uncovers the real factors that determine when a simple trip becomes an expedition.From gas prices and surprise run-ins with people you were hoping to avoid, to the effort of becoming publicly presentable and the dreaded phrase, "Since we're already out...," this investigation proves that "Way Over There" isn't measured in miles... it's measured in motivation.Case closed... at least until somebody asks you to run to Walmart.

Last Time - Phrases every Gen X Kid Should Know But Never Hear Anymore

Last Time - First and last visits to a man's house you were talking to or beginning to date!

SHARK WEEK began early as a routine afternoon at McMillan Park Pond takes a toothy turn when reports surface of a massive fin circling near the dock. Sheriff Randy Atkinson calls in a seasoned shark expert, the B-MO crew arrives with lunch from The Chicken Nugget, and suddenly the pond erupts into fried-chicken-fueled chaos.Could a Mississippi Mud Shark really be lurking behind the community center? Tune in and find out!

Last Time: Over 8 million senior citizens have tried dating apps with no success at all...thanks to the creative minds at B-MO in the MO'rning those numbers might not change, but they're laughing a lot more.

Last Time - Parody New for the weekend.

Last Time - What's your reply when your ex texts "I miss you!"?

Last Time - Top 5 Things Men Swear They know (but have NO CLUE!)

Last Time: The boys reveal what people secretly find sexy about Dungeons & Dragons players—and why rolling a natural 20 may be the ultimate display of nerd rizz.

Last Time: Mississippi’s weather has officially turned into an all-you-can-survive buffet—serving triple-digit heat, Canadian smoke and bottomless tropical moisture. Meanwhile, B‑MO has one simple request for everybody asking questions: stay outta his business! It’s another helping of the funniest moments from B‑MO in the MO’rning.

B‑MO's son discovers a Japanese “manly drink” that sounds anything but manly, prompting Donnie to deliver an important drinking PSA for America’s savvy sailors. Then Bill Clinton crashes the message with some questionable cigar advice—and Donnie fires back with a Hillary-approved killshot. Just another completely responsible morning on Last Time on B‑MO in the MO’rning.

Last Time - Somebody paid $50.1 million for Gus—a 67-million-year-old T‑Rex that isn’t even completely there. B‑MO and Breck explore much better ways to spend that kind of money, because for $50 million, we want every damn bone.

Last Time - Robin and Justin Cuellar, along with two of their students stopped by to discuss their world championships weekend in Orlando.

Last Time: A Mississippi traffic stop went completely off the rails when officers discovered a woman driving nekked, allegedly impaired, carrying marijuana—and sharing the car with several modified firearms. Her explanation? She was headed to Wally World to buy clothes because she had nothing to wear. B-MO, Breck and Ash break down one of the wildest moving violations Mississippi has delivered yet.

Last Time - The songs you grew up with are now oldies—and apparently, so are you. B-MO and Breck roll through the classics that still sound brand new, even though the CDs need walkers and the records have already moved into assisted living. It’s Olds Cool—because your music didn’t get old… everybody else just got younger!!

Last Time - The B-MO Investigative Team follows the evidence to find out who’s listening, where they’re listening, and how a Central Mississippi morning show ended up reaching audiences from Forest Hills to Atlanta, Nixa—and beyond.

Last Time: Are the animals finally fed up with us? Bison are launching tourists, squirrels are terrorizing neighborhoods, otters are attacking spectators, goats are going after royalty, and raccoons are getting drunk and learning karate. B-MO takes a hilarious look at the growing animal uprising—and asks whether humanity may have finally pushed the cute and fuzzy crowd too far.

A BMOW is the Boatswain’s Mate of the Watch—the sailor responsible for keeping things moving, maintaining order, and making sure the ship stays squared away. B-MO, however, hears “B-MO of the Watch” and immediately assumes the Navy has finally recognized his natural command ability. Armed with confidence, questionable terminology, and absolutely no official authority, he is fully prepared to confront suspicious sand pigeons, hostile water pigeons, unauthorized camels, and any broom that has not been properly manned.

Last Time - The harsh realities of growing older!

Last Time - Digital green flags that matter to women in Mississippi and Breck's first autograph!

Last Time - A viral NeeDoh squishy-toy trend has parents asking why anyone thought microwaving, freezing, boiling, baking, grilling, air-frying, or otherwise treating a stress toy like dinner prep was a good idea.B-MO and Ash break down the warning-label madness with one simple message: squeeze it, don’t cook it — and for the love of common sense, stop letting TikTok supervise science experiments.

A Pasadena bank robbery turned into one of those stories where the headline does half the comedy for you. Police say a man using a wheelchair went into a First Citizens Bank on South Lake Avenue, handed the teller a note claiming he had a gun, kept one hand in his pocket, and left with a few thousand dollars — no weapon was seen, nobody was hurt, and officers still hadn’t found him after canvassing the area.

Last Time - The boys discover some BRS (Breck Riley Stuff) taking place without Breck Riley being involved!

Last Time: Reality available everywhere

Last Time - America celebrates 250 with a pitstop at the Bicentennial!