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brooke & v make white noise
by White Noise
everything you're about to hear is completely interesting.
Episodes
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36. full moon in leo, flirting on air
our most scandalous episode yet and the start of our 2022 faves. plus......a potential rebrand???
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35. a tarot reading
we were tired and sad cuz it's winter and holidays are weird so we did a tarot reflection of 2022. enjoy! for reference, the book v was using is called "Kitchen Table Tarot" by Melissa Cynova
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34. if you wanna develop a personality, boy do we have the playlist for you
brooke claims that there's nothing funnier than a bald man in a wig and she's got the anecdote to prove it.
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33. it sucks to be boring but here we are
tune in to find out what brooke and v are fighting about this week. also find out if they make fun of themselves for taking so long to record another episode (spoiler alert: they do)
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32. fuck you bye
TW: more discussion of Roe v. Wade the final episode of the podcast (not really, v is just mad at brooke...don't freak out)
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31. a current events episode (TW: abortion)
TRIGGER WARNING: this is a big ole TW for the entire episode. we spend the entire episode talking about Roe v. Wade being overturned and talk a bit about gun violence and it's overall a very heavy episode. please know that going in and do what you need to do to take care of yourself, even if that...
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30. this hogback ain't nothin' compared to the force of the Lord & our dead fathers
*tw - we feel like this one needs a trigger warning, but we're not sure exactly why brooke & v talk father's day and podcasting from bed. see below for all of our references from this episode. podcast episode from Soft White Underbelly:...
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29. i'm not a doctor, i'm a conspiracy theorist!
it's the 2022 birthday episode!!
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28. when was the last time you had a kiwi?!
brooke and v talk about porn and groceries.
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27. this is the grossest episode we've ever recorded
I'M SO SORRY MY AUDIO IS BAD I ACCIDENTALLY CONNECTED TO MY HEADPHONE MIC INSTEAD OF MY MIC MIC DON'T HATE ME PLZ love, v please enjoy the grossest ep we've ever recorded, featuring strep throat and Captain America.
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26. you're concussed and i'm having a stroke
V gets on Brooke's nerves and Brooke enlightens us about Saturn returns.
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25. friends don't let friends not be friends with their tarot decks
welcome to brooke and v's super sappy anniversary episode. please don't forget to pay attention to what's going on in the world to whatever extent/capacity you have the bandwidth for. if you'd like to help the people in Ukraine, check out this article from npr -...
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24. leading role in an actress film
brooke and v talk about how Trader Joe's is for the gays and Brooke's favorite pastime, which is reading aloud.
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23. i don't miss coffee cuz i guess i don't like it
brooke and v are back to their regularly scheduled programming! tune in for talk of shower tea, some lovely sappy friendship moments, and some sexy recs.
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22. 2021 favorites part 3: life's too short not to take your time
the much-anticipated conclusion of brooke and v's 2021 favorites!
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21. 2021 favorites part 2: maybe i'll get a promotion and be the queen of the universe
part two of our (never ending) 2021 favorites
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20. 2021 favorites: it's beautiful, it's lyrical, it's poetic...and it's fucked
part one of our 2021 favorites in honor of the year changing to a different year, even though that's pretty arbitrary and most definitely made up by humans. plus - it's our twentieth episode!!!
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19. an absolute unit of a mustache #notplagiarized
"the selfish giant" by oscar wilde (the short story brooke referred to) drinking outta cups - https://youtu.be/zrIPLAo0_iQ gen z harry potter - v couldn't find a better link than this so if anyone has a better person to give credit to, hit me up...
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18. an ode to beans
it's an ode to beans. plus, a brand new segment!
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17. ghust sturys: the lost audio
brooke and v celebrate ~spooky season~ check out Christine McConnell and go watch What We Do In The Shadows!
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16. can you edit in a scream?
v tells brooke a modern-day horror story. kilgore books - http://www.kilgorebooks.com/
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15. bound for greatness
brooke and v have their first guest!!
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14. comedic stylings and hot takes: an episode full of ~secrets~
it's a ~~secret~~
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13. reading synopses
TW - murder and suicide (40:30-50:30) brooke and v read some synopses. thanks to @strwberryskiess for your sweet academia pinterest boards shoutout to v's fav tattoo artist - https://hannahleathers.com/
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12. confused about the movement, fine with the peace
brooke and v are back from their impromptu summer hiatus. Jessica Lanyadoo's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo/posts the songs we mentioned are "Tech Noir" by Gunship and "Blue Monday" by New Order
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11. it's cool being earth
**trigger warning** talk of depression, self-harm, trauma, general mental health links to mental health resources that brooke and v really hope you use if you need them: https://www.mentalhealthfirstaid.org/mental-health-r https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/...
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10. we do not like AI generated feet
even though they don't have a nasty body odor like a Homosapien lover.
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9. goddammit
brooke is sad and v is pissed.
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8. this episode is about ethan (or, tom ruthford has a limp dick)
tune in today to hear about petulance, tom ruthford's limp dick, and our good pal ethan. who are you to not know who you are?
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7. this episode is about Evan
this episode is about Evan.
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6. thank goodness for me
this episode, Brooke and V dive into birthdays and how good they are at having them.
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ow, bro
this week, Brooke and V talk about how they take their tea, discipline, and how contacts are basically the bras of the eye.
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wistful bongos
today, Brooke and V talked about the color of school subjects, Molly the dog and her grumbling, and Brooke's most embarrassing moment.
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kinks in the cogs
we discover V's penchant for inventing awesome band names, V guesses one of Brooke's weirdest comforts, and it takes us ten minutes to even say hello.
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obsessed and upset, part 2ish
part 2ish of our second episode - not really though cuz we messed up. this week we talked about embroidery, spicy Korean noodles, and V accidentally didn't record the entire second half.
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obsessed and upset, part 1
part 1 of our second episode. this week we talked about embroidery, spicy Korean noodles, and V accidentally didn't record the entire second half.
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the beginning
TW: sexual trauma, body image issues What it's like when a pen dies, and other confusing stuff on the rules of the universe
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