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carlpooling is a weekly conversation between two brothers ranging from religion and philosophy to politics and science (that used to be) recorded live from the inside of a moving 2010 Honda Civic.

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  1. 153 - To the Churches

    This week, we are going over Revelation chapters 2 and 3 where Jesus dictates some letters to the seven churches to kickstart the book. Lots of good stuff in here. Join us.

  2. 152 - Martin Luther - History of How You Think

    Welcome to our new series that we introduced a few episodes back; now called History of How You Think. This title does not apply to you if you don't think. I do not think, therefore i do not am.

  3. 151 - The Beginning of the End

    Welcome to the first all scripture episode of carlpooling where the boys dive into the first chapter of the last book of God's word.

  4. 149 - B2 Vitamins for Iran

    American Hegemony makes it's triumphant return, and so do we.

  5. 148.5 - Justin Tru-Go

    Well, looks like Justin Castro's ex-wife's boyfriend finally told the sissy boy tyrant that he has to stop being prime minister. We're really torn up about it.

  6. 148 - It's Morning in America

    He did it. The American people did it. Let's celebrate.

  7. 147 - Coconut Pilled

    You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree!!! You exist in the context of carlpooling; the greatest show in the entire history of the human species. Do you want fweedum? Do you know that it's time to do the things that you already have been doing and that time is everyday? Then jump in the Honda....

  8. 146 - Bulletproof

    Love him or hate him - if you try to deny that Trump pumping his fist in the air after taking a bullet to the head is one of the most hardcore things that have ever been done in American Politics - you're delusional. This week we cover all the angles and analyze what comes next. This weeks...

  9. 145 - What Could Be, Unburdened by What Has Been

    I see something. Off in the distance. It's getting closer. Is it? It can't be. It's those danged Carl boys speeding across the desert in their infernal 2010 Honda Civic. We all though they were dead. We we're all wrong. What's that? A bumper sticker? What does it say? "Let's go Brandon..." Don't…

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  10. 144 - Big Structural Episode

    Been a while. I get it. Sorry. I know that you are simply adrift in the outer darkness without your weekly injection of sweet carlpooling serum, but I was having a baby. Who really knows what this episode was about? Not I, but I'm pretty sure it was funny. Laugh along with us and look out for...

  11. 143 - Plagiarist

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Claudine Gay used to be the world's smuggest diversity hire. Now she's unemployed. This week we dig into the moral hollowing of America's academic institutions. What a special treat. Our...

  12. 142 - Stocking Stuffers

    Merry Christmas you filthy animals. This week we bring back some legendary carlpooling guests to rank all the hottest Christmas traditions and analyze the importance of traditions as such. Hop in the sleigh loser, we're going philosophising. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow us…

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  13. 141 - Ladyballers

    Men in women's sports is completely ridiculous. The fact that saying that is controversial highlights the fact that the west no longer deserves to exist. Thankfully the good folks over at the Daily Wire don't care about inciting some controversy with their new comedy: Ladyballers. Join us for our...

  14. 140 - Waterloo

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Napoleon was an interesting guy. His movie was not. Join us this week as the Boys discuss the key ideological downfall of the French Revolution and Napoleon's reign. Socials: Follow us on...

  15. 139 - The Feds Bought a Laundromat

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store You probably don't need me to tell you this, but the government hates your guts and wants to rip of the constitution to use as confetti for the going away party they throw to send you off to…

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  16. 138 - The Weight of Lies

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Crowder got his hands on the Nashville shooter's manifesto, but only carlpooling has it's hand on the truth. This week we discuss the implications that this document and those like it have on...

  17. 137 - Mirror Mirror, on the Wall, Who's the Cringest of Them All

    Snow White is making headlines again for all the wrong reasons. Click play to hear our take. Also we say dwarf a lot. Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.…

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  18. 136 - WW3

    This week we discuss how disappointing Thanos is as a villain. For like.. a pretty long time. Then we get into the main point of the show: the greater geopolitical impacts of the war in Israel and the unrest that has settled over the entire globe. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling…

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  19. 135 - The Sins of the Father

    CONTENT WARNING - This episode discusses in graphic detail the genocide that Hamas committed in Israel over the weekend in raw and uncompromising terms. Children SHOULD NOT listen to this episode.

  20. 134 - On Second Thought, Let's Not Go to Congress, Tis a Silly Place

    Listen. It's on the tin. We catch up with the headlines which have been extra stupid as of late. Join us won't you? Also please see the referenced picture at: carlpooling.com/nomaidens Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling…

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  21. 133 - Jamie Killed It.

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Dynamic Duo or Pitiable Pairing? Does Carlpooling even need Chris? Find out how we fare without a questionably integral element of the show. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow...

  22. 132 - The Universe? with Asa Hutchinson

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store THE UNIVERSE: A vast expanse of vastness. The concept of vast incarnate. EARTH: A pale blue marble hurtling through the cosmos. It leads us toward everything, and yet, it isn't going anywhere...

  23. 131 - Chris Christie the Hungry Hungry RINO

    WARNING - IN THIS EPISODE HUNTER AND CHRIS SAY THAT THE FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE WILL HAPPEN ON FRIDAY. THIS IS NOT CORRECT. IT IS WEDNESDAY. PLEASE NOTE. THIS IS NOT BECAUSE WE WERE WRONG. THE WORLD WAS WRONG AROUND US. The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the...

  24. 130 - The Rise and Fall of Sammy Stardust and the IDW from Mars

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Sam Harris is an interesting fellow. He was a foundational member of the intellectual dark web and the internet's most honest atheist. Then Trump and Covid (and Ayahuasca) broke his brain. We...

  25. 129 - Does Lizzo Dream of Electric Lawsuits

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store This week we try to talk about artificial intelligence but let's be honest, Lizzo really took the cake. What? No! That's not a fat joke. Humongous misunderstanding. I mean ginormous. If that...

  26. 128 - Memoirs of a Crackhead

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Hunter Biden. Some people hate him; other people pretend to love him. Alright, yes, that last group is just Joe, but is it all a ruse? Does Snoozing Joseph really love his troubled son, or…

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  27. 127 - The Supreme Court Hurts Everyone's Feelings

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Forced Speech: Nope. Loan Forgiveness: Nope. Affirmative Action: Nope. (Cackles in Justice Thomas) Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to...

  28. 126 - The Hot Dog Rebellion

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store The news out of Russia this week has been as exciting as it is confusing. Fear not bold listener! The boys break down all of the juicy propaganda on this week's episode! Our sponsors: This...

  29. 125 - Biohazard

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Look. China is Umbrella Corp. That's all. Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now...

  30. 124 - Oops! All Roadkill!

    The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Look. Chris has been busy gallivanting all over North America. His globetrotting lifestyle didn’t leave him any time to keep up with the news this week. Never fear. Hunter is here to save the...

  31. 123 - Free Speech and the Big Screen with Christian Toto

    Follow Christian on twitter: @HollywoodInToto Subscribe to the Hollywood in Toto podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hollywood-in-toto-podcast/id1486561148 Watch 'When the Mob Came': https://vimeo.com/ondemand/whenthemobcame Award winning film critic and host of the Hollywood in…

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  32. 122 - The Idiot

    No Silly. This isn't an episode about John Fetterman! That's mean. Can't believe you said that. No. This is about Dostoevsky's seminal piece 'The Idiot'. A beautiful novel and a great analysis. Join us won't you? The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at...

  33. 121 - To Save the West with Spencer Klavan

    This week is a treat. Author, scholar, and podcaster Spencer Klavan joins us this week to discuss his new book 'How to Save the West: Ancient Wisdom for 5 Modern Crises' and the ensuing discussion was, as the children say, lit. Huge thank you to Spencer for making the time for us and all you...

  34. 120 - Institutionalized

    By now we have all seen the videos of Jordan Neely being subdued on a NYC subway train, and we've also seen all the race hustlers and politicians lie about why this happened and what can be done. Carlpooling has actual solutions. The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and...

  35. 119 - Medusa with Patrick Blonski

    We are joined by writer and story teller Patrick Blonski to discuss his work around symbolism in the Bible as well as the relationship between modern feminism and the legend of Medusa! Don't miss it. Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven...

  36. 118 - Poll Position

    This week, we discuss 2024 poll numbers and it sucks all around. Both the GOP and the unhinged satanic worshipers of Moloch party are both trying to seize defeat from the jaws of victory. So how can we win? Press Play! Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't...

  37. 117 - For a Few Yuan More

    China is on the rampage. Oil purchases are taking place in Yuan, middle east peace is being brokered by President Pooh Bear, and the PLA is mobilizing daily in Taiwanese airspace. Meanwhile the west is responding by blowing spit bubbles and falling over backwards. What should we do about it?…

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  38. 116 - Vaudeville

    What can be said about Dylan Mulvaney that hasn't already been said about every other man pretending to be a woman, ignorant, prancing, preening, anorexic, debased moron parading around as if womanhood was a series of high pitched squeals and confused exuberance. And what can one say about...

  39. 115 - The Circus

    This week we take a look at three media stories revolving around our elected and appointed leaders and reveal the media meddling that occurs in the headlines. It's a doozie and we have the 'exclusive' correct takes for all issues involved. Dive in! Our sponsors: Mega Knife: Who doesn't like…

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  40. 114 - Push LPVO

    Welcome to carlpooling season 4!!! Alright - enough fanfare. Down to business. This week we discuss the horrific school shooting that took place in Nashville last week and the lies that perpetuate and permeate these type of events. We also discuss the trump arrest bait and discuss Libs of Tik…

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  41. 110 - Mugs and Bones

    Are conservatives in bed with big tech? No. Obviously. You're kind of an idiot for even suggesting it. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

  42. 109 - Ebenezer

    Ho Ho Ho Carlpoolers! No... I didn't really like that one. We need to workshop a better thing to call you all. Anyhow. Merry Christmas! Go Hark a Herald. This week we break down Dicken's Christmas Carol and feast on the sweet nectar within! You all make my Yuletide gay. Brought to you in part by...

  43. 108 - FBI in a Bird Suit

    With the help of several independent journalists, Elon Musk has begun releasing internal documents from Twitter HQ that shows just how closely the social media giant was working with law enforcement and the DNC. Truly shocking stuff broken down for you. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness.…

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  44. 107 - Not So Secret Gay Agenda

    Bob is out. Bob is back. What is it with the Mouse Tyrant, guys named Bob, and adults being obsessed with talking to your kids about sex. Let's talk about it. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

  45. 106 - Nostradamus

    Hail traveler! Woe unto thee! For it is I, Nostradamus. Soothsayer of great renown and knower of many an arcane secret!!! How was it that I, and I alone, was able to perfectly foretell the spiraling cacophony of possibilities that was the 2022 election you ask? Rest a moment by the fire and allow...

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carlpooling is a weekly conversation between two brothers ranging from religion and philosophy to politics and science (that used to be) recorded live from the inside of a moving 2010 Honda Civic.

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