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Cigarette Burns
by Cole & Jedd
Two guys who have seen way too many movies discuss their love of all things film and tv.
Episodes
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Episode 63 - The Holiday
"Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen." Happy Holidays Burners! Join us as we close out the year talking about one of our favorite holiday movies, The Holiday. We tackle everything from how great Kate Winslet is, to how highly regarded Ed Burns is in the Williams…
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Episode 62 - Stock Watch
Today we’re trying something a little different. For a long time, we’ve been talking about the Hollywood stock we’ve bought, how it turned out, and whose future we’d invest in today. Our inescapable hubris made us believe you’d like to hear that conversation, so HERE IT IS! You’re gonna hear…
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Episode 61 - Amadeus
"I will speak for you, father. I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am the patron's saint." Join us as we discuss the pitch perfect masterpiece Amadeus. This film has everything one would want and more. We can't do the film justice but we certainly try. Listen for…
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Episode 60 - The Scout
We’re back baby!! And we knock the rust off while breaking down 1994’s "The Scout". Yeah, we talk about this flawed beauty, but most importantly we can’t stop talking about two of our favorites, Brendan Fraser and Albert Brooks. Thanks for the patience and we’re pumped to get started again!...
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Episode 59 - American Gangster
"My Man" We don't throw around masterpiece lightly but when we say this is a forgotten masterpiece, we ain't kidding. Denzel, RC and a supporting cast that will make you say "Hey, I can't believe they are in this too!" We go over everything from the hottest of takes to the mass cultivation that…
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Episode 58 - The Karate Kid
“Wax on, wax off”.....We bring you the quintessential film about karate in the Valley, "The Karate Kid". This is one of our all-time favorites and we get into the entire Karate Kid universe and answer questions like “Should Aly have been with either of them?”, “Was the crane kick legal?”, “Did…
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Episode 57 - Take Me Home Tonight
"Tonight we're not thinking -- just doing." Let's travel back to the 80's to celebrate this film that was made in 2007 but released in 2011! We feel this gem went under the radar and judging by the box office we're not wrong. Join us as we cover all things Fogler, Grace, Faris and Pratt. We love…
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Episode 56 - Love and Basketball
All’s fair in Love and Baskeball, baby! Dump 2020 and charge into 2021 with our breakdown of Love and Basketball. Everything you want to know and Monica and Q as we go the full 4 quarters to tell you why Q is no prize, why Monica is a star, and why Gina Prince-Bythewood is responsible for one of...
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Episode 55 - "Mank" Quick Burn
This week was the much-anticipated release of David Fincher’s new film “Mank”. Jedd gave it a 9.4/10 and Cole gave it a 9/10, so it’s safe to say we loved it. We get into our first impressions of this remarkable love letter to old Hollywood and the masterpiece “Citizen Kane”. It’s gorgeous,...
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Episode 54 - Predator
"I ain't got time to not do a podcast on Predator" Was that a double negative? You're damn right it was!! Join us this week as we take all the time we can to deconstruct all things Predator. We talk about the classic lines, classic greetings and also determine whose strategy would be better to…
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Episode 53 - The Trial of the Chicago 7: Quick Burn
"THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!!" - Jedd is back and we do a quick burn on one of the most anticipated movies of the year, Aaron Sorkin's Trial of the Chicago 7. This is a fascinating look at one of the most important moments in modern history as it moves back and forth between the events that led…
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Episode 52 - Notting Hill
“I’m just a girl…” Come to London, head over to the Travel Book Co., and fall in love with Anna and Will all over again as Cole and your favorite guest host Erin break down Notting Hill. We take a long stroll down Portobello road and talk about who is the worst character, why Erin hates Anna and...
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Episode 51 - Good Will Hunting
“It’s not your fault” – Actually, it’s Cole’s fault. Thanks to some very unplanned work stuff, Cole took forever to get this edit done. However, our Good Will Hunting episode is worth a ticket to Game 6! Download now to hear if Skylar is actually funny, whether Robin Williams was overrated, and…
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Episode 50 - Groundhog Day
"Well it's Groundhog Day...again". On this episode Cole and Jedd go round and round as they discuss and dissect all things Groudhog Day. This film may appear to be a simple comedy but there is so much more beyond the shadow. This film has it all, comedy, existential questions, philisophical...
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Episode 49 - Twister
“Cow….another cow. I think that was the same cow.” That’s right Burners, we start chasing tornadoes with the 1996 classic, “Twister”. Jan De Bont delivers an incredible disaster flick despite being a bit of a disaster himself behind the scenes. We get into all the meteorology and break down why...
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Episode 48 - Happy Accidents
Today’s episode is an experimental journey through “Happy Accidents”, the 2000 Marisa Tomei/Vincent D’Onofrio romance. We mixed it up a bit and tried to have some fun with this off-beat, often bad, always bizarre time-travel romantic comedy. Cole watched the first half; Jedd watched the second…
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Episode 47 - The Last Dance
"The Glove… I had no problem with The Glove." This week we go dancing and basically gush over the greatest sports documentary of all time. We're of course talking about The Last Dance. The ten part espn series on the six time nba champion Chicago Bulls featuring the greatest to ever lace them up,...
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Episode 46 - MacGruber
“Sorry, I just took an upper decker” - That’s right, this week’s episode tackles the cult classic, MacGruber. We found a shoelace, ping pong ball, chewed gum, and a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon and turned it into a banger. We get into American Exceptionalism, car stereos, how many pumps the MPAA...
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Episode 45 - Road House
"Pain don't hurt" Or does it? No no, it definitely does not hurt. You know what else doesn't hurt? Doing a deep dive on the 1989 Patrick Swayze classic Road House. This film has so much subtley and layers and subtext and philosophical conundrums and...who are we kidding this film is all about...
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Episode 44 - A League of Their Own
“THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!” – or is there? In honor of what should be the very beginning of the baseball season, we talk about one of the greatest sports films of all time, “A League of Their Own”. Penny Marshall’s masterpiece is a perfect blend of sentimentality, action, and a sense of...
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Episode 43 - MASH
"This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!" It's the first edition of blind spot theater and what a great way to kick things off with the Altman classic MASH. This film is 50 years old and in some ways it shows and in others you can see how influential it was and continues to be. This is a...
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Episode 42 - Reviews
Trying to think of what to watch? We got ya covered. Here are some quick reviews: The Invisible Man – 7/10 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot – 2/10 A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood – 8/10 The Way Back – 7.4/10 Spenser Confidential – 3.7/10 Tiger King – 6.5/10 Cruising – 7.5/10 JFK: Reckless Youth – 4/10
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Episode 41 - The Departed
“YOU ARE NAHWT A CAHWP!!” This week we try to find the rat in our deep dive into Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed”. Many think it’s a masterpiece, we don’t. Listen as we try to figure out the hype, discuss why this film isn’t a Billy Bob, point out Jack’s physical limitations, and discover Cole’s...
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Episode 40 - Outbreak
"Deep Fuckin Shit!!!" On this episode Cole and Jedd manage to escape their self quarantine for a little bit and do a deep dive on the classic movie Outbreak. They considered doing an episode on Contagion but that shit is just too scary right now. Outbreak has everything you need at the moment. A...
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Episode 39 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
“Then by God, we take it back” – It’s Cole’s dream come true as we’re talking about the 1991 Kevin Costner classic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. The best part – Jedd hates it. Get ready for an epic discussion of the highs and lows of this masterpiece. We also give you our Top 5 Robin Hoods...
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Episode 38 - Oscars Recap and Reviews
“And the Oscar goes to…..” – We’re here to recap everything interesting that happened at the Oscars. Parasite dominates, Eminem gets his shot, COWS – this show literally had it all (and by all we mean every music number possible). We get into all the WTF moments, the weirdest award, and what we...
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Episode 37 - Oscars Preview 2020
Get your ballots ready because it's award season, kid! We go over the globes, baftas, sags and our oscar predictions. We'll see how off we are with our predictions. So sit back, relax and enjoy this quick burn.
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Episode 36 - The Nice Guys
"I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working?" It's 1977 and we're gonna burn through the entire film canister that is The Nice Guys. New year means new intro so no more guessing what actor we're talking about. Now you get to figure out what movie we are acting out an...
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Episode 35 - Movies of the Decade
Saddle up for a definitive list of the best films of the decade. We go through all of our favorites from 2010-2019. There’s plenty you’ll expect and plenty you won’t. Yes, MacGruber is on the list. Get excited for our breakdown and how we even surprised ourselves. Happy New Year everyone and…
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Episode 34 - Love Actually
"No, No, No, No, No Bloody Holly!!" Merry Christmas Burners. On this week's episode we discover that love (and christmas) is definitely all around as we cover all things Love Actually. We go over everything from the most expensive porn film ever made to how shitty of a best friend Mark is. Cole...
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Episode 33 - Reviews
Happy Thanksgiving!! Here's a quick burn reviews episode to enjoy for the holiday weekend. Marriage Story - 8.3 Knives Out - 7.5 Honey Boy - 8.6 Fast Color - 7.0 The New Kids - 3.2 The Irishman - 10.0
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Episode 32 - Old School
“Blue! You’re my BOY!!” Alright Burners, this one’s for you! In an episode entirely devoted to fan requests, we tried something a little different….we deep dive into the classic “Old School” by way of a DVD commentary. The entire movie will play in the background as we discuss everything from…
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Episode 31 - Reviews
Quick Burn Reviews: The Art of Self Defense (8/10) JoJo Rabbit (8.8/10) Hustlers (6.25/10) Parasite (8.7/10) Dolemite is My Name (8.5/10) Ford v. Ferrari (8.5/10) Gemini Man (2.8/10)
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Episode 30 - MCU Phases 1-3 (by memory)
"That is America's Ass" Much like Thanos it was inevitable for Cole to get a rundown of all that he's been missing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Join him as Jedd goes over nearly every film of phases 1-3 by memory. This means you'll hear a lot of things like "I can't remember his name", "It's…
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Episode 29 - Phenomenon
"You felt it didn't you?" This week Jedd goes on an expedition to discover all things Phenomenon. He does a quick recap of John Travolta's career including the highs and the many many lows. He also gives his take on the best types of characters for Travolta to play. Shockingly, tough guy isn't…
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Episode 28 - My Cousin Vinny
“I-----DENTICAL” – For all you Yutes out there, this is the episode for you. Today we’re talking about “My Cousin Vinny”, a film so perfect we decide to forgive (only a little) how much we hate Stan. Enjoy while Jedd explains the perfection of Marisa Tomei, Cole does a few legal briefs, and we…
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Episode 27 - Reviews
Quick Burn - Reviews What's Up, Doc? (8.0/10) Paper Moon (9.0/10) Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (8.7/10) Glow (8.5/10)
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Episode 26 - The American President
“I’m Andrew Shepherd and I AM the President” Podcast favorite Erin from Heaving Bosoms joins Cole to talk about one of their all-time favorites, “The American President”. This film has it all – prime Rob Reiner, young Aaron Sorkin, the second coming of sexy Michael Douglas, perfect Annette…
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Episode 25 - Reviews
Quick Burn - Reviews Good Boys (5.5/10) Apocalypse Now: Final Cut (9.5/10) The Mephisto Waltz (5.3/10) The Lost Weekend (6.0/10) California Split (7.0/10)
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Episode 24 - Thelma & Louise
"You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself." On this episode we discuss the 1991 classic Thelma & Louise. This is one of those films that can be watched over and over and just keeps getting better. The performances, the cinematography, the direction…
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Episode 23 - That Thing You Do
“I AM SPARTACUS” – This week we’re talking all thing 1964 with That Thing You Do. Take a listen to hear about Erie’s lone beatnik and his band The Wonders (or is it The Oneders), the birth of Jazz radio in LA, why Jimmy is an asshole, and why Lenny was the best card player in the band. Jedd hits…
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Episode 22 - Rookie Of The Year
"Gosh Henry, you could play for the Cubs!" On this episode we swing for the fences with a deep dive on the 90s classic, Rookie Of The Year. We go over everything from trying to break your arm, the athletic ability of Gary Busey and of course the vocal styling of Thomas Ian Nicholas. So join us as...
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Episode 21 - Wimbledon
“I’m Peter…Peter Colt” - In honor of The Championships Wimbledon we covered every inch of the 2004 classic romantic comedy, “Wimbledon”. Our resident tennis guru tells you what they got right, what they got wrong, and that he may take a sabbatical to hunt down Pat Cash. (He’ll also tell you who…
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Episode 20 - Independence Day
"Welcome to Earth!" Happy 4th of July everyone! On this episode fireworks go off when we do a deep dive on the classic summer blockbuster Independence Day. We get into everything from alien military strategy to what could have been with the Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum team-ups. We also discuss…
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Episode 19 - Tropic Thunder
“I’m a dude, playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude” – If you missed him, HE’S BAAAAACK. If you didn’t, sorry. Cole is back on the pod after a fantastic vacation and he joins Jedd to get DEEP IN THE JUNGLE with Tropic Thunder. All quotes ALL THE TIME. Download now to get all the Osiris,...
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Episode 18 - Teen Wolf
"Give me, a keg, of beer ... and these" What's up Burners!?! Cole is on vacation this week so it's just Jedd diving deep into one of his favorites, Teen Wolf. This is a classic 80s film starring the one and only Michael J. Fox. Jedd covers everything from the background of the film to his fan...
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Episode 17 - Tom and Meg
“They knew it. Time, distance, nothing could separate them.” Hey Burners! Today’s episode is all about Hollywood’s favorite on-screen couple, Tom and Meg. You don’t need the last names; you know who we’re talking about. We’re getting in deep with the careers of the two most charming actors of…
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Episode 16 - Back To The Future
"What the hell is a jigawatt?!?" We're going back....Back to the Future!!! What's up Burners! Join us this week for a very special episode where we talk about the timeless classic Back to the Future. We cover the background of the film, the casting choices and of course a deep dive on the entire...
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Episode 14 - [Spoilers] Avengers: Endgame Review [Spoilers]
[Spoilers] Avengers: Endgame Review [Spoilers] Jedd gives a spoiler filled review of the final film in the Infinity Saga - Avengers: Endgame. Enjoy this bonus quick burn. "Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have."
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Episode 13 - Gladiator (Part 2)
“DEATH SMILES AT US ALL…ALL A MAN CAN DO IS SMILE BACK” Hey Burners, we’re back for Part 2 of "Gladiator". Can Commodus destroy Maximus? OF COURSE NOT. Listen to Jedd try and calm Cole down while he worships at the altar of Russell Crowe one more time. We apologize for not having any reviews on...
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