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Cinamazing Chats
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In each exciting episode of Cinamazing Chats, Pablo and Erica discuss the merits, follies, and meaning of a different piece of cinema through their uniquely sardonic lens.
Episodes
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The Killers Of The Flower Moon (2023)
Special guest Sebastian Jaramillo joins the podcast to talk about The Killers of the Flower Moon. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License. freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/Fu…ous/Mr_Trumpet
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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
We celebrate Star Wars day by looking at the film that almost destroyed Star Wars, two decades before the Rise of Skywalker tried it again. In 1999 The Phantom Menace pod raced its way into the canon, leaving a carnage of controversy in its wake and inspiring legions of terrible prequels…
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Marley And Me (2008)
Enterprising columnist John Grogan (Josh Groban?) slowly unravels, ignoring wife, children, and familial responsibility alike in favor of obsessively devoting inches of column space to the outsized impact of a yellow lab on his life. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative Commons...
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Warcraft (2016)
We sit down and really get into Warcraft: The Motion Picture, the film that failed to be Lord of the Rings or Avatar, and tried to insert race relations into a simple story about Orcs and humans before Bright did it. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative Commons...
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The Mask (1994)
A mystical artifact turns a mild mannered man into a gruesome monster who attacks his enemies at night. We saw 1994's The Mask starring a manic cartoon character who also plays the titular character. Cameron Diaz wows in her first film role and Max the Dog nearly steals the dang show. Mr Trumpet…
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Doctor Dolittle (1998)
We discuss a beloved book series that many considered to be unadaptable: that's right it's 1998's Doctor Dolittle. We're a couple of Doctor Domores as we guinea pig out on Jim Henson puppets, CGI'd lips, and kafkaesque incomprehensible language barriers, while learning about those doggone HMOs...
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The Sandlot (1993)
Unreliable narrator Scotty "Smalls" describes the exaggeratedly idyllic greatest summer of his life when all the neighborhood kids and even his stepdad loved him as he gets into the biggest pickle of his life. We also meet the oldest dog known to mankind! Our friend Rachel joins us to discuss. Mr...
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Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Unite the two for the long-awaited, three-years-in-the-making, social media-demanded premiere... of the podcast about Zack Snyder's Justice League! In this episode, Pablo gets to flex his knowledge of men in tights while Erica pretends to know what is going on. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed…
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Valentine's Day (2010)
Be ours this Valentine's Day! We go on an adventure through LA with literally all the celebrities, as the malevolent unseen force of love works to bring people together in the soul-crushing romcom equivalent of Final Destination--Valentine's Day (2010). Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a...
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Gemini Man (2019)
Will Smith is his own worst enemy when he agrees to star in Boyz II Gemini Men, a reflection of a simulacrum of a copy of a clone of a movie. Join us as we dive into this genre dump of half-assed tropes and unsatisfying sci-fi thriller action. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative...
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Ep. 25 - Quarantine Trio: Home Alone, Rear Window, Cast Away
Whether you're stuck at home because you've displeased the Spirit of Christmas or you photographed a car race overzealously, we can all relate to the common thread of how isolation makes us question the nature of our reality. Listen as we touch on everything from slapstick violence to the mystery...
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Ep. 24 - Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Meet our hero, Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, a cruel, unethical, and misogynistic archeologist in the business to loot artifacts and take lives in his endless quest to gain tenure in this unfortunate prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark. Marvel as George Lucas and Steven Spielberg perfect their vision...
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Ep. 23 - Rat Race
We're racing to the finish line in Rat Race, the prequel to Ratatouille, as the Baja Men and Smash Mouth blast us back to the long-gone days of the early 2000s. We watched the mild gagfest throwback known as Rat Race. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative Commons...
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Ep. 22 - Fifty Shades of Grey
Welcome to the E.L. James Cinematic Universe in which bad BDSM softcore can somehow make 571 schmillion dollars and we suspend our disbelief that two actors with no chemistry would want to have sex together. Warning: this episode contains more sex references than usual and the plot discussed does...
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Ep. 21 - Waterworld
We wet our whistle on the hottest summer blockbuster of 2019; that's right, we saw Kevin Costner's Waterworld, a swashbuckling adventure on the post-apocalyptic high seas featuring fleets of jet skis, a very grumpy merman, and offensive gender politics. Almost as enjoyable as converting your own...
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Ep. 20 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Journey back to the enchanted island of giant reptile murders as we watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the 5th and worst film in the franchise.
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Ep. 19 - You've Got Mail
We journey through the Internet tubes to the Matrix simulacrum of autumn in New York. It's You've Got Mail, Nora Ephron's influential romantic comedy with all of the 90s tropes and none of the charm. Your heart will melt as creepy, wealthy businessman Tom Hanks stalks Meg Ryan's cloyingly cute…
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Ep. 18 - The Sixth Sense
Fabulously wealthy, wine cellar-owning child psychologist Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis) endures the case of his afterlife when he meets Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment), a boy living with schizophrenia. Join Pablo and Erica as they perform an autopsy on M. Night Shyamalan's magnum opus. Credits:...
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Ep. 17 - X-Men: Apocalypse
Journey with us to the 80s as a team of 20 year-old 40 year-olds band together to take on the mutant embodiment of Old Testament wrath in X-Men 6: Apocalypse. Featuring a plot filled with origins, this punktastic take on a 90s comic-arc sees Bryan Singer's attempt to rewrite X-Men continuity post...
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Ep. 16 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Join Pablo, Erica, and our guest, Joe, as we travel through the stars for a discussion of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, an excessively French film that should have starred Rihanna, but instead stars two adult children. The most expensive independent movie of all time, Valerian…
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Ep. 15 - Episode III Oscars Rises- The Battle Of The Five Armies- Revolutions- Infinity War
In Part III of our 2018 Oscar series, we discuss Get Out, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, and The Shape of Water. We also rank all the nominations, get into our picks for Oscar snubs, and discuss who we thought would actually have won (The Oscar should have gone to Birdman). Credits:...
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Ep. 15 - Episode II Oscars Knight- The Desolation Of Smaug- Reloaded- Age Of Ultron
In part two of our three-part 2018 Best Picture series, we go back to Dunkirk, and weigh the relative pros/cons of the glamorous romances found in Call Me by Your Name and the gothic Phantom Thread. Credits: Music: "Jazzy" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Dee_Yan-…_Yan-Key-Jazzy) by Dee Yan-Key...
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Ep 15 - Episode I Oscars Begins, An Unexpected Journey
It's part one in a three-part series, in which we discuss all of the films nominated for Best Picture at the stuffy, overly formal 2018 90th Academy Awards to save you from having to bore your own pants off. Pablo takes on the persona of Paula Abdul as Erica goes full Simon Cowell to chat about a...
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Ep. 14 - R.I.P.D.
It's Ryan Reynolds in his pre-Deadpool, unsuccessful comic book movie phase and Jeff Bridges doing his very best Yosemite Sam impression in a movie that can be best compared to Howard the Duck as equal parts lazily derivative as it is totally fucked up, in 2013's R.I.P.D. Credits: "Escape on a...
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Ep. 13 - The Disaster Artist
Join us as we discuss The Disaster Artist--the official adaptation of the book based on a movie based on a stageplay. Also with us is Deric Brown of the podcast Upgrade/Downgrade on Sticher, https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1309296699, and...
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Ep. 12 - Speed 2: Cruise Control
It's a low-intensity, high-stakes Lolita homage disguised as a disaster film in a sequel that even Keanu Reeves knew to skip, in Speed 2, a film that safely plays by the rules and doesn't take any unnecessary chances! Thrill as Willem Dafoe tries again and again to mildly annoy human…
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Ep. 11 - E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Join us for a festive Halloween as we discuss the spine-tingling tale of a young alien kidnapped by human children and forced to endure Americana until he can cobble together a phonecall to his home planet and ask them to blow up earth post-haste. Also features a vividly lifelike Drew Barrymore...
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Ep. 10 - Assassins
It's killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion--from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer...
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Ep. 9 - Jupiter Ascending
We're not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it's bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters. Credits:...
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Ep. 8 - The Number 23
Twenty-three is everywhere--it's a conspiracy! And we watched the film that explores the 23 enigma, The Number 23, which is so needlessly confusing and convoluted that it is truly a horror to behold, just like the malevolent number 23. (Did you know that there are two words in Cinamazing Chats…
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Ep. 3 - The Cobbler
Adam Sandler stars in this bizarre misstep from Tom McCarthy. As Sandler explores the possibilities of magical shoes that turn the wearer into another person, we watch in agape horror as the film manages to offend just about everyone. We will explore the moral dubiousness of his "hilarious"…
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Ep. 2 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
We discuss the bleak, existential technicolor nightmare that is Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, a haunting parable about assisted suicide as well as a truly mediocre kids' film. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons…
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Ep. 1 - Howard The Duck
Welcome to our inaugural installment of Cinamazing Chats! On this episode we discuss the improbable existence of the film, "Howard the Duck," as well as George Lucas' duck fetish, and Lea Thompson is down with the fowl. Tune in as Pablo and Erica dissect the film's many, many flaws. Credits:...
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Ep. 7 - Con Air
What could be more American than a true classic as we discuss Con Air. All the explosions and Nicolas Cage running around in a mullet and tank top you could ever ask for, as we make profound conclusions about what's really going on with Poe and Garland Greene, and whether the film comes down on…
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Ep. 6 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Journey with us into one of Star Trek's bleakest hours as we go where no one has gone before--into a William Shatner directorial effort! We discuss the behind-the-scenes drama as well as the philosophical ponderings behind the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel...
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Ep. 5 - Winter's Tale
Stay tuned as we analyze Akiva Goldsman's gentle fable about ageless love and how miracles are made of stars. Joining us this episode is special guest, Deric Brown! Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By…
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Ep. 4 - Spider-Man 3
Join us for a chat that's soooo good as we analyze why Mary Jane became such a pain, how Sandman isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him, and how Uncle Ben is the redeemer who will save us all--in this, our epic, action-packed edition of Cinamazing Chats discussing Sam Raimi's ill-fated...
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In each exciting episode of Cinamazing Chats, Pablo and Erica discuss the merits, follies, and meaning of a different piece of cinema through their uniquely sardonic lens.
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