Cinema Gamut

Just a heads up, my audio may sound a little funky in the back half of this episode. There was a crazy amount of static noise, and I had to make a deal with the elder gods to make it listenable.

Where everyone gets to have their cake and eat it too!

We didn't even mention how much awkward sexual stuff is in this movie. There was simply no time.

Step 1: Kill a guyStep 2: ???Step 3: Profit

Ghost In The Shell! Who ordered the Ghost In The Shell? Got two PIPIN HOT Ghosts In Shells, right here!

I hope you like twists... Because there are more episodes to come! Season 4, sort of... Anyway, watch Ghost In The Shell (1995) and Ghost In The Shell (2017) for the next one bye.

This was recorded before "The Whole Bloody Affair" came out. It was recorded 50 years ago, in fact. I've been in a coma since then. While I was in the hospital they... Anyway, this is supposed to be the last episode, but after I woke up from my coma I decided I like anime now, and I forced Tristen to watch an anime... And the live-action adaptation. ... Does anyone read these? Anyway, the anime in question is Ghost in the Shell. So watch Ghost In The Shell (1995), then watch Ghost In the Shell (2017). Honestly, you can skip the 2nd one, I barely remember it. If you want bonus points, you can read Ghost In The Shell (1989), or watch Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004). You gotta watch the animes in Japanese though. The English voice acting is... something only a mother could love. It's hard to find them in Japanese though, the 2nd one, especially. Like, I had to look for a LONG time to find it. Not that I watched it. Because we only watched Ghost In The Shell (1995) and Ghost In The Shell (2017). What else.... umm, you could watch Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2004) if you want a less interesting version of the world and characters from the anime movies. I mean, I only watched two episodes, but like, how many do you watch before you decide the show ain't good? When you think about it, any show or movie could get good at any point. We watched Iron Lung recently and it was mostly solid, if a little uneven, but then the ending was some of the sickest shit I've seen this year. I mean, it's February, but if you take the last 12 calendar months... That year... Anyway, don't watch Ghost In The Shell (1995) with your mom. Lots of nips in that thing. Maybe there's a censored version? I didn't really look into that, so you're on your own there. I mean, there's plenty of other movies you could watch with your mom, like Kill Bill! No nips in that one. I think? Boy, it's been a while since I saw it... Definitely some feet in there. Maybe ask your mom how she feels about feet before you watch it. Bit of a grey area. I mean, not for old Quentin, but for you and me.Wow, I thought I would get cut off by now. Technology huh? Oh... I feel another coma coming on... Whew, false alarm... I do have to go though. Got a date with my Kusanagi body pillow.

I have risen from my editing grave to deliver to you this podcast about a movie we were pretty mixed on... Woo.

Oh, I love Fall Guys! Wait, this isn't that? Oh.

It's a Christmas miracle! We've managed to post an episode... Did you get a Nintendo for Christmas? If not, I guess this podcast will have to do.

DON'T CALL 911... there's no reason to. It's just a podcast about Nobody.

Biiiig gap between episodes, huh? Yep, it just be like that sometimes. Gonna try to make the next gap smaller. Hope you enjoy the Hit Man Ep. It's a pretty good movie.

Hey! This isn't Network! Yeah, so we recorded that episode, but I lost my audio. So we're moving on to our next movie. Sorry, folks.

! So Tristen and I played another game. Arguably one of the most influential games in the medium. And now we're talking about it! On the internet! Gee, what a time to be alive!

Half Monkey, Half Man, 100% Dev Patel

Or should I say The Ugly The Bad and The Good?

I used to really like this movie...

It's the 50th episode Barbenheimer special! Remember that trend from almost a year ago? Anyway, we're taking next week off, and we'll be back the following week with Snowpiercer.

In plane, no one can hear you scream. Actually they can, but they won't notice if you headbutt someone so hard you knock them out.

Sam Rockwell? Matthew Vaughn? Cats? You son of a bitch, I'm in!

WE'RE BACK BABY! And so is DUNC. A match made in heaven.

SPOILER WARNING: From 52:17-56:06 we discuss a game mechanic you should NOT know about if you haven't played the game. Aside from that, enjoy the bonus episode!

It's the Kubrick double feature to wrap up season two!

This podcast is based on true events.

Crime pays pretty good, actually.

Is this one a' them Japanese cartoons yer always watchin?

We done another video game! Apologies for Tristen's audio, this was recorded a while back.

In a world without children, one woman has a child. The end.

This episode brought to you by the Love Needle... Ugh...

I started lookin at my computer real funny after watching this movie...

You know what, I'll say it. This is my favorite spinoff-sequel with a feline protagonist!

This week we revisit a movie that I watched a TON as a kid. Is it good? Probably not. But maybe though?

Couple-a lads 'avin a row, 'innit?Just a couple-a Eedjits!

We broke the rules and played a game again, but it's a good one this time!

This movie's a little hard to track down, but worth the watch!

The sci-fi got a little intense for us, so we decided to switch gears and unwind with Paddington Bear.

Alex Garland never disappoints with his thoughtful science fiction movies, and Annihilation is no exception!

He's mad, she's furious. Hijinks ensue. It's Mad Max: Fury Road!

From a time when comedies were popular enough to get made on a regular basis, it's 21 Jump Street!

We weren't able to get to 21 Jump Street this week, but a while back we recorded an episode for NOPE, so enjoy that in the meantime.21 Jump Street should happen next week.

Tristen finally got us to watch a foreign film. And it didn't go over so well for me. He seemed to like it though, so good for him.

The long hiatus is over, and it's time for another Villeneuve joint... That doesn't really work as a phrase, but anyway, today we're talkin Prisoners! This was the first Villeneuve movie for both me and Tristen, and it's pretty good (Spoilers).

Here endeth season one, with a long ass episode about Christopher Nolan's Batman movies. It's been real. See you in October. Probably.TimestampsBatman Begins: 8:34The Dark Knight: 1:13:55The Dark Knight Rises: 2:18:44

There's a looooooot of Jake Gyllenhaal in this movie.

Violent grindhouse meets thoughtful cyberpunk.  It's UPGRADE!

We played a game this time. But not a good one...

This movie's not a looker, but it's got some stuff goin for it.

Today we talk about an EP that I've been listening to for years that is practically unknown, It's Holly Brook's O'Dark Thirty. It can only be found on Youtube as far as I know. Here, specifically: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2A4980727048F2D0 In addition, we talk about Joji's video for Slow Dancing In The Dark.

In this episode: a grouchy man tries to ruin someone else's enjoyment of The Northman. Spoiler: It doesn't go well.

Presenting: Nick, FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, WOO, CAGE!