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City Dads
by City Dads
City Dads is a St. Louis City SC podcast that mixes comedy, soccer expertise, and unfiltered takes on the team and the city. Hosted by comedian Ryan Ballard, soccer expert Cory Smith, and Brent—the resident stepdad—it’s the perfect morning-after recap, served with hot takes and cold beers. Visit CityDadsPodcast.com for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Otter Spiderman
This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting stories, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride. Subscribe for…
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Tickling: Armpit Fingering
This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting chaos, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. From wild stories at youth matches to hot-takes on professional play and the madness of raising kids who think they’re the next Messi — this episode...
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Flinstone Flavors
Roman Bürki’s return, a kazoo, and the worst Uber ever — this week’s episode of City Dads has everything. The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive goodbye, and roast what a “homer…
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Chocolate Milk for Dogs?!
Ever tried to feed a dog chocolate milk? In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of City Dads, the crew dives into some truly wild stories — from dog-sitting disasters and questionable vet advice to ghost-hunting moms, awkward childhood auditions, and why Speed might actually be the perfect...
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Rubber Sheets
The dads are back — and it’s chaos. From mushroom trips to soccer rants and parenting fails, City Dads brings St. Louis comedy, dad life, and City SC talk that’s way too honest. ⚽😂 Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid out…
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Soccer Talk City SC Vs. Austin FC
In this episode of City Dads, we dive deep into the current state of St. Louis City SC, exploring what’s working, what’s not, and how the club can build toward long-term success. From Durkin and Morales in midfield to the future of Hackworth as potential sporting director, we break down how...
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Senator's Son Energy
Ready for laughs, sports talk, and dad life chaos? In this episode, we dive into the hilarious reality of being a dad—from awkward trips to Jo-Ann Fabrics with the kids, to wild “business ideas” (like sports bars next to craft stores), to the everyday comedy of balancing family life with sports...
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Phish, Phutbol & Phunnel Cakes
On this episode of the City Dads Podcast, things get hilarious and a little out of hand. We dive into everything from the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia documentary, to kids running wild on camping trips, to rodeo adventures that left us questioning bull riding and parenting choices...
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Ruining 50 First Dates
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Match Day Meet Cutes
From dental hygienist confessions to the Porn Olympics, hot dog math, and why yelling at athletes doesn’t make you funny — this week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. The dads are back in the basement talking St. Louis City SC soccer, camping disasters, weird fan encounters, Reddit rabbit...
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Soccer Talk City SC v. FC Dallas
This week on City Dads, we dive into City SC's Saturday match that had everything: red cards in the 20th minute, third-string goalkeepers standing on their heads, wasted man advantages, and of course — plenty of fan frustration. From Celio Pompeo’s highlight goal to Chris Durkin’s big moment, we...
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Turf Burns
This week on City Dads, the guys dive deep into another rollercoaster week of St. Louis City SC soccer — from blown leads and questionable ref calls to roster frustrations and flashes of brilliance that keep us hanging on. We talk about what’s broken, what gives us hope, and why being a City fan...
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Soccer Talk City SC v. Vancouver Whitecaps
St. Louis City SC fans… we need to talk. 😬 After another heartbreaking loss, we break down why this season feels like Groundhog Day for CITY — late goals conceded, questionable roster construction, and the never-ending debate around Chris Durkin’s role. From blown leads to VAR controversy, to...
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How Many Twinkies Do You Take Your Coffee With?
Welcome back to another episode of our comedy soccer podcast! In this week’s episode, we dive into everything from St. Louis City SC’s struggles in MLS, late-game collapses, questionable coaching decisions, and why this team just can’t seem to finish strong. ⚽ But it’s not all soccer — we also…
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Soccer Talk City SC v. Chicago Fire
St. Louis City SC fans… what was THAT?! In this episode, we break down City SC’s latest MLS match against Chicago Fire — from the collapse after going up 2-1, to fitness issues, late-game subs, roster depth, and why this team keeps dropping points from winning positions. We dive into: Why City SC...
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A Quick Gondola Story
From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place. In...
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The Dads Have Had Better Episodes
Look... In every season one show has to be the worst... Right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchdays 20 & 21: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Won't Stand for Solicitation
This week, The Dads tackle fat guys on motorcycles, how to give the perfect high five, and when it's appropriate to verbally abuse door to door salespeople. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 18: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Show Too Much Thigh
This week, The Dads cover the game, inseams, youth sports failures, and find a new way to get censored. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 17: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Won't Shut Up About Friday Night Lights
This week, The Dads talk about Tim Riggins, music, and a bit of soccer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 16: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Can Officiate Your Wedding?
This week, The Dads explain why they might be the worst possible option to help celebrate your nuptials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 15: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Out of Context: S1E8 The Dad(s) Get Sweaty
It's the City Dads, but out of context. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Run Out of Explosives
On this week's show, The Dads say **** on the internet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 12: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Matchday 11: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Record From A Trap House
On this week's show, The Dads record in a new space while trying not to get distracted by the Blues game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Consider a Tontine
On this week's show The Dads talk tattoos and bad parenting, rage against talkative Uber drivers, and... Yeah, consider a tontine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Match Day 10: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Match Day 9: The Dads Talk Soccer
We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dads Might Murder Their Doppelgängers
In this week's show, The Dads debate Charles Darwin's body count, think about patenting Tornado Helmets, get enraged by their children's joy, and consider murdering their doppelgängers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Dad(s) Get Sweaty
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The Dads Do Owen Wilson Impressions
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The Dads Blame the Collars
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The Dads Learn About Water Fowl
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The Dads Ruin A Random Child's Birthday
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The Dads Learn About The Far Side, Sitters, and Cialis
In this episode: The dads learn about the Farside, Sitters, and Cialis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Earth, Wind & Shire (2025 Season)
CityDadsPodcast.com Welcome back the City Dads Podcast! Hosted by Ryan Ballard, featuring Cory Smith, Brent Callahan, and producer Owen Pye, this show is where dad humor meets St. Louis City SC, beers, and completely unqualified sports takes. :: SHOW SPONSORS :: - Spicy Takes brought to you by...
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Olof & The Magician's Assistant (Season Kickoff)
Welcome to the very first episode of the City Dads Podcast! Hosted by Ryan Ballard, featuring Cory Smith, Brent Callahan, and producer Owen Pye, this show is where dad humor meets St. Louis City SC, beers, and completely unqualified sports takes. >> CityDadsPodcast.com << In this episode, we:...
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City Dads - Podcast Intro
We're excited to be apart of the St. Louis SC community. Join us Mondays after the game over a beer or on your way to work. (Not at the same time.) Visit CityDadsPodcast.com for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
City Dads is a St. Louis City SC podcast that mixes comedy, soccer expertise, and unfiltered takes on the team and the city. Hosted by comedian Ryan Ballard, soccer expert Cory Smith, and Brent—the resident stepdad—it’s the perfect morning-after recap, served with hot takes and cold beers.
Visit CityDadsPodcast.com for more!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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City Dads is a St. Louis City SC podcast that mixes comedy, soccer expertise, and unfiltered takes on the team and the city. Hosted by comedian Ryan Ballard, soccer expert Cory Smith, and Brent—the resident stepdad—it’s the perfect morning-after recap, served with hot takes and cold beers. Visit...
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