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Classroom Brew

Teacher happy hour in podcast-form! This is not your typical teacher podcast. Each week, we discuss weird and funny teacher experiences, including Weird Student Questions & Confessions, Comment Hero of the Week, Teacher Pep Talks, and more!

  1. 462

    Middle School Whimsy

    464: Ryan's summer enrichment is primarily middle-schoolers, which has been a fun experience so far this summer... Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  2. 461

    CPS CEO Dr. Macquline King Testifies Before Congress

    463: Ryan's summer is off to a hot start with his new and improved summer enrichment course, while CPS CEO Macquline King takes the hot seat before congress... Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  3. 460

    Raccoon Dexter

    462: Ryan's last week of the school year and first week of summer was... odd... Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  4. 459

    Overzealous Classroom Pack-Up

    461: This week's episode covers a major faux pas for teachers who share a classroom, letting seniors be seniors on their last day, gratitude for Ryan's best year in his career, and more! Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  5. 458

    Laugh, Students!

    460: From a pivotal union vote on whether dues should be increased, to a lack of awareness from students during movies, to Macquline King being subpoenaed, and even some Ryan updates, this episode has a bit of a wide breadth... Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  6. 457

    Embarc Chicago

    459: Aside from one brief story about a careless driver in a school-zone, the main focus today is on the non-profit organization Embarc Chicago. Please consider pledging to save this program; Classroom Brew is not associated or sponsored by Embarc Chicago. Just a concerned teacher, hoping that others can help save experiential learning for students. Pledge to help save Embarc: embarcchicago.org/donate  Patreon: patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: instagram.com/classroombrew

  7. 456

    Box of Dirt

    458: The year is winding down... slowly... so Ryan covers some mid- and post-AP Exam approaches by students and parents, among many other things... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  8. 455

    Sh*t Week

    457: Ryan's supposed to be in almost complete victory lap mode, with 1 out of 2 AP Exams over, but this week has had drastically different plans... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  9. 454

    Fool Me Four Times?!

    456: Shame on who? Ryan gets into a fellow teacher's frustration with apathy, audacious and unannounced arrivals from students, staff members haphazardly undermining instructional time, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  10. 453

    WTF Is in the Water?

    455: Kirk Moore is a hero and Ryan gets into the lack of media attention on his heroic story, as well as the audacity of students and administrative, prompting the titular question... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  11. 452

    Dying Decrepitly (Redundantly)

    454: Ryan's been dealing with rude coworkers, leaving to get donuts for a class, productivity walls after leaps and bounds, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  12. 451

    Secret File of Stank Ass

    453: Ryan's got some updates on summer planning, the Chicago Board of Education urging Illinois' Governor Pritzker to protect public school funding, a fun idea from an Instagram Teacher, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  13. 450

    Parents Demanding Teacher Phone Numbers

    452: Ryan recaps some weird moments from parent-teacher conferences, emails received during spring break, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  14. 449

    Spanish with Shannon (ft. Shannon)

    451: Shannon joins Ryan this week to talk about her career balancing act, the world of higher education, weird student behavior on zoom, and more! Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew Shannon's Website: https://sites.google.com/view/spanishconshannon/home?authuser=0 Shannon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spanish_con_shannon  Shannon's LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/shannonbarnes-8687/ Shannon Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shannon.barnes.391/ 

  15. 448

    Parking Spot in a Parking Lot...?

    450: Sometimes you have a gut instinct to not go to work... is this what happens when you don't listen..? Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  16. 447

    Bow to My Will, Humanities Teachers

    449: Rogue fire alarms, audacious students/parents/teachers, and a handful to deal with: Ryan covers the latest on this week's episode! Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  17. 446

    Lil' Nick Nolte

    448: Ryan's recap of the hilariously wild sequence of events from the past few weeks, from student mishaps, to summer planning, to student observers (?), and more! Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  18. 445

    Cascading Weekend From Hell

    447: Shorter episode this week... you'll see why as Ryan recounts what's been going on, but also a weird student phenomenon that we'll call "John 1, John 2." Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  19. 444

    Make Yourself Known!

    446: Everyone's been on one this month—teachers, students, practitioners—all in the classroom, too! Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  20. 443

    Is This Noteworthy, Student?

    445: The audacity of students and staff has returned (or never left), but luckily Ryan's pettiness can outpace them...  Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  21. 442

    Social Studies Catching Strays

    444: Ryan's weekly recap includes some audacious staff members, last minute student requests, an infuriating targeting of teachers, and more! Use Code "BREW75" for 75% off your first month of Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Email us: [email protected]  Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  22. 441

    Gildan Brand AP Apparel

    443: Ryan brings back the Comment Hero(es) of the Week, covers some annoying, disconcerting, and truly puzzling emails and updates, and more on this week's episode! Email us: [email protected]  Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  23. 440

    Double-Down with Boos

    442: Ryan's woes with CollegeBoard end anticlimactically, students let a staff member know what they think at an assembly... and they double-down, the district is tone deaf with its own students, staff, and community members, and much more this week! Email us: [email protected]  Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  24. 439

    Double Copier Indulgence

    441: Ryan's fighting off a cold but still covering topics like the Illinois State Board of Education's (ISBE) major error that caused a panic throughout the state, weird indulgences as a teacher, the district creating a calendar in spite of students/staff/parents/community votes, and more! Email us: [email protected]  Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  25. 438

    Putting Up the Podcast Listener Bat Signal

    440: Ryan's first week back after winter break had some high's, some low's, and some concerns... Email us: [email protected]  Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  26. 437

    Happy New Year!

    439: Maybe 2026 will be the year of the decrease in A.I. being shoved down our throats? This, and more, in the first episode of 2026! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  27. 436

    Penny-Pinching School District

    438: After some time off, Ryan closes out 2025 with a final episode, covering penny-pinching tactics that put the cart before the horse, lack of communication by other professionals in a school, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  28. 435

    Un-Joyful Morning Announcements

    437: Ryan's school is through the thick of finals week and the grade-grubbing this year will surprise you... We also follow up on the A.I. blocking from last week's episode and address the need for more people like Steve from "Too Much Scrolling" to do morning announcements... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  29. 434

    A War of [A.I.]tritian

    436: As the semester winds down, Ryan has to break an egg to make an omelette... This, and more this week! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  30. 433

    Schools Subliminally Supporting Sports Betting

    435: This week's episode covers some logistical concerns that administrations may not be considering, frustrations about A.I. and sports betting, and the chore of teaching AP Gov at a time when Gov... sucks... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  31. 432

    But First, Answer My Questions...

    434: Never a dull moment with some parent emails... Ryan keeps this episode short and sweet for Thanksgiving.  A huge thank you to you, the listener, as well as James, Lish, Cyndi, Melynda, Sabrina, Leo, Haden, Cheryl, Martia, Jeremy Mary Pat, Javier, Christian, Katy, and Sydney for supporting our Patreon! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  32. 431

    People Don't Care About Teacher Stories

    433: While cringey savior movies are everywhere, unlike Abbott Elementary, most teacher-based shows do not survive... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  33. 430

    Don't Call Them "Scholars" (Justice for Abby Zwerner)

    432: Justice for Abby Zwerner, finally! We also discuss other things, like the use of the word "scholars" for students and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  34. 429

    MIND YA BUSINESS, Pedestrian!

    431: Ryan covers the facilitation of Mock Election, some frustrations after a long day of teaching, and more in this week's episode! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  35. 428

    The Ultimate Grading Hack

    430: With Mock Election underway, current events and student safety concerns, 28 phones to sort through, and the ultimate tip for productive, efficient grading, Ryan gets into a lot in this compact episode! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  36. 427

    Inequitable Teacher Responsibilities

    429: Ryan's past couple of weeks were marked with his school district further relying on Google and AWS, adding barriers to log in, providing inequitable teacher assignments, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  37. 426

    Pretentious Emails Galore

    428: Ryan recaps a tough week, given current events in Chicago, a weird email from a substitute teacher, an audacious email from a 4th grade parent, standardized testing qualms, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  38. 425

    Technologically Allergic

    427: Ryan gets into everything from being taken off guard/startled by an excited student, to a 22-year old man pretending to be a high schooler, to logistical concerns with standardized testing, potential school closures, Jeopardy interruptions, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  39. 424

    Even More of a Quite of a Time

    426: Ryan's trip to Salem included teacher shoutouts, while his return to work had mixed experiences with two different substitutes... All this and more, as Ryan struggles to find time to prep and grade during consistent national crises! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  40. 423

    Free the Knee!

    425: Ryan covers some new year changes in his second year at the new school; some good, some bad... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  41. 422

    School Toilet Paper Crisis

    424: Tracking teacher copies can be a slippery slope... This week, Ryan gets into covering current events that are turbulent in classes, district employees being put on leave or laid off for comments, silly required videos to show your advisory class, and the aforementioned slippery slope as it relates to paper in schools... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  42. 421

    Advisory Switcheroo

    423: Ryan's recap on the old switcheroo, finding a good workflow, addressing good questions about questionable government action as a government/politics teacher, the weird chicken-or-egg scenario with permission slips, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  43. 420

    Allergic to Teaching

    422: The first few weeks of school are nearly done, juuuust as the first health ailment hits Ryan: Allergies... Also discussed: the National Guard potentially policing the city of Chicago, teaching when you sound sick, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  44. 419

    The Snaky Bathroom Wall Thing

    421: Ryan covers "news" on exterior bathroom doors in Oak Park River Forest High School, buying weird combinations of supplies for a lesson, more unfortunate news—this time from Minnesota—and much more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  45. 418

    No Toilet Paper?!

    420: The first day of classes have been happening for centuries... why are so many schools so unprepared for this? Ryan tackles this question from personal experience, Oklahoma’s right-wing initiative, and more on this week's episode. Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  46. 417

    End of Summer (ft. Lish)

    419: Lish joins the podcast this week to talk about similarities and differences for Minnesota teachers and Illinois teachers, logistics that only teachers need to concern themselves with, and more as Ryan's summer comes to a close! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  47. 416

    Slippery Slope Nicknames

    418: As Ryan gears up for the new school year, we get into how e-GiftCards take advantage of teachers, a Florida teacher's fallout from calling a student by their nickname, the dread of summer ending, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  48. 415

    Regular People Things?! (Teacher Pep Talk)

    417: This Teacher Pep Talk from Ryan covers something we should all take stock of every once and a while... Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  49. 414

    Oklahoma's Indoctrination and Colbert Cancellation

    416: This week, Ryan covers CBS/Paramount stifling Colbert and the media, a cringe-worthy memory as a teacher, an update from a student from 2019's student series of this podcast, Oklahoma's right-wing curriculum indoctrination, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

  50. 413

    Flair Pen Final Drafts?!

    415: Ryan's summer has consisted of getting over [some/most of] his imposter syndrome at his new school, thanks to AP scores, as well as the process of moving up salary lanes, perplexing flair pen usage, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/classroombrew Instagram: www.instagram.com/classroombrew

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Teacher happy hour in podcast-form! This is not your typical teacher podcast. Each week, we discuss weird and funny teacher experiences, including Weird Student Questions & Confessions, Comment Hero of the Week, Teacher Pep Talks, and more!

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Olibalow Studios

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Classroom Brew currently has 50 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

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Teacher happy hour in podcast-form! This is not your typical teacher podcast. Each week, we discuss weird and funny teacher experiences, including Weird Student Questions & Confessions, Comment Hero of the Week, Teacher Pep Talks, and more!

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