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Classroom Brew — 464 episodes
Middle School Whimsy
CPS CEO Dr. Macquline King Testifies Before Congress
Raccoon Dexter
Overzealous Classroom Pack-Up
Laugh, Students!
Embarc Chicago
Box of Dirt
Sh*t Week
Fool Me Four Times?!
WTF Is in the Water?
Dying Decrepitly (Redundantly)
Secret File of Stank Ass
Parents Demanding Teacher Phone Numbers
Spanish with Shannon (ft. Shannon)
Parking Spot in a Parking Lot...?
Bow to My Will, Humanities Teachers
Lil' Nick Nolte
Cascading Weekend From Hell
Make Yourself Known!
Is This Noteworthy, Student?
Social Studies Catching Strays
Gildan Brand AP Apparel
Double-Down with Boos
Double Copier Indulgence
Putting Up the Podcast Listener Bat Signal
Happy New Year!
Penny-Pinching School District
Un-Joyful Morning Announcements
A War of [A.I.]tritian
Schools Subliminally Supporting Sports Betting
But First, Answer My Questions...
People Don't Care About Teacher Stories
Don't Call Them "Scholars" (Justice for Abby Zwerner)
MIND YA BUSINESS, Pedestrian!
The Ultimate Grading Hack
Inequitable Teacher Responsibilities
Pretentious Emails Galore
Technologically Allergic
Even More of a Quite of a Time
Free the Knee!
School Toilet Paper Crisis
Advisory Switcheroo
Allergic to Teaching
The Snaky Bathroom Wall Thing
No Toilet Paper?!
End of Summer (ft. Lish)
Slippery Slope Nicknames
Regular People Things?! (Teacher Pep Talk)
Oklahoma's Indoctrination and Colbert Cancellation
Flair Pen Final Drafts?!
Back Into Teacher Fitness, Part 2
Back Into Teacher Fitness, Part 1
Wayground It Is
Summer Brief
Staying Late to Stay Regular
Parking Lot Parents
Really Coulda Been an Email
What Are We Doing?
Losing a Student to the Void (Hallway)
Don't You See How That's Worse?
47 Me Versus Gorilla
Entitled Rudeness
Time for a Change
We Wrote Three Children's Books!
Artificial Intelligence Leading the Unintelligent
"Friendly" Fire
The Week Before...
Nnnnope, I'm Clocked Out
Department of Worldwide Wrestling Education
Am I Being Petty?
One Flu Swoop
Roll With It (I'm TIred)
Tie Tying Grading (ft. Ryan)
Teacher Planning Writer's Block
Teaching During Transitions of Power
"The Past Was Wild" -Student
The Crafty Vibes Smell
Happy Holidays, Here's More Training
See You in 2025!
Audacious Emails
Bald Eagle Sighting!
The Bliss of Ignorance
I Can't Save Myself, but I Can Save You
What is Texas Doing to Schools?
Botched Sub Plans
Tough Day to Be a Government Teacher
Two Sides of the IDGAS Coin
Socially Inept Teachers
The Replacements (School Board)
The ENTIRE School Board Resigned!
Episode 374 Preview (Patreon Exclusive)
Can We Not Strike... Please?
Safety Drill Week (Teacher Pep Talk)
Curriculum Night
Mouse Problems in Teaching
Through the Looking-Glass
Exciting [and Scary] New Beginnings
English Teacher and Abbott Elementary
Alliteration Bird Groupings (ft. Hayden)
Teachers' Bill of Rights (ft. Carla)
Backpack, Backpack!
Why Teachers Quit
TikTok Teacher Imposters!
My Final Class
Automatically Get Positive Feedback
A.I. Teachers
Bathroom Break! (Teacher Pep Talk)
Teacher Ghetto
The Return of Comment Heroes!
[Almost] The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
The Best Dressed Teacher (ft. Peter)
Across the Language-Verse
Field Trips! (Teacher Pep Talk)
They're Still Gonna Cut Class
Conference Drinking Game, Part 2 (ft. Peter)
A Rock and a Hard Place (ft. Peter)
Conference Drinking Game (ft. Peter)
Mewing Teachers
Day 346 in Captivity
Beware the Ides of March (ft. Peter)
The Little Teacher Who Could
Student, You Know I'm Petty (ft. Peter)
Trample My Dead Body (ft. Peter)
Sophomoritis and Aramark
Surviving February (Teacher Pep Talk)
School Sabotage
Treacherous Classrooms (ft. Peter)
Offense to Some (ft. Peter)
Are Some Students Unreachable?
Kicking the Tires
Teacher Pick-Me-Up
Requiem for a Hall Pass (Teacher Pep Talk)
Better Go In Sick
The Faculty Lounge: A Cocktail Guide for Academics (ft. Philipp Stelzel)
F U Kazoo
Thanksgiving Break (Teacher Pep Talk)
Don’t Be Audacious
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I Guess We’re Doing This Again
STEAM Teacher (ft. Brian)
On the Road Again (Teacher Parody)
Substitute Positivity
Expect More From Your Students
Teaching and Standup Comedy (ft. Gaspare Randazzo)
Oh Contraire, Who Are YOU?!
Teachers Going to Bars (An AI-Generated Cautionary Tale)
Welcome to the New Year (Teacher Pep Talk)
Not Like Samuel L. Jackson
First Week Existential Crises
Retirement Tour
We Got Duped
Bartending Definitely Paid More (ft. Cyndi)
Guest Teachers (ft. Adam)
Of Course No One Wants to Be a Teacher!
Ryan’s Former Student Teacher (ft. Hayden)
Teachers [Not] Getting the Bag
Teachers Donating Plasma
Baby Names Ruined by Students [Patreon Preview]
Let’s Make It Make Sense (ft. Ms. Holloway @talkintia)
Nice, Half-Working Jail (School)
Great Things About Teachers
Just Vibin’ (ft. Melynda)
It’s Just Not Nice
Best Teacher Appreciation Gift
Worst Teacher Appreciation Gifts
Back to the Classroom
tOdAy In UnDeRfUnDeD sChOoLs
Kanye’s Donda Academy (ft. Peter)
What Happens in the Lounge, Stays in the Lounge
Hard Lessons with Denzel Washington
Traffic Cones
Abigail Zwerner Deserves All the Money
Are Students Getting More Violent?
Teacher Commute Ride Along
Students Drinking in Class?!
Dazzle Me in Week 28
TeachSure (Teacher Pep Talk)
Breaking Student Trust
The Audacity of Some Parents
Teacher CommuteCast
Abbott Elementary at the Golden Globes!
Audacious Review from a Substitute
End of Semester
Uninspiring Inspirational Posters (Teacher Pep Talk)
When You Really Step In It
Parents Smoke With Their Kids?
Person Everyone Needs You to Be (ft. Rachel)
Taking Papers for a Ride (Teacher Pep Talk)
Substitute Storms Out of Classroom [Into a Bar?]
“You Doin’ Too Much”
Self-Proclaimed Life-Changers
Snapping at Students? Here’s Why
The Greatest Moment That Almost Didn’t Happen
Teach More, Hover Less (ft. Miriam Plotinsky)
Education Aggravation (ft. Leslie K. Brooks)
Deodorant Swipes (ft. Dad)
The Audacity of Aramark
The Good Ole Aramark Special
Teacher Pep Talk: Truancy
Big Yikes to Start the School Year
Teacher Pep Talk: First Week of School
Top of the Totem Pole
Removing Yourself from Toxicity (ft. Lish)
The Students Were Too Stunned to Speak
Teacher Pep Talk: Taking a Sick Day
Toxicity in Schools
Teacher Pep Talk: Enrolling in American Schools
Fraudmin (Fraud + Admin)
The Power of the Voice (ft. Michael Fleming)
”Lean on Me” Plot Holes
Teacher Pep Talk: SUMMER!!!
Regaining My Sanity
Teacher Pep Talk: The Most Annoying Student Question
Students Got Beef
Teacher Pep Talk: Meetings
Olympian of Podcasting and Pitiful Teacher ”Appreciation”
Teacher Pep Talk: Parent-Teacher Conferences
Kindergarten Hangover
Neal Shusterman and Teacher Pep Talk #3
Teacher Pep Talk: Spring Break
Spot-On Teacher Pep Talk
That’s Why They Pay Me the Big Bucks
Why Would Your Child Say That?
Students Fight Over AirPods (ft. Peter)
Not Just a TikTok
Abbott Elementary
This Could Be Useful
Unnecessary Coach-ness
B.s.D.E. (Big Snow Day Energy)
Teachers Soil Themselves for Students
As*-Kissing Season Returns
Euphoria Students vs. Reality
Sanitizer Half Empty/Full
Locked Out by the District
Farewell Winter Break
Teacher Insurrection
#FreeBritneySingingSubtitutes
Sunday Scaries Cure
Strawberry Teachers and Classroom Craziness
Blazed Parent-Teacher Conferences
Cream of the Crop Substitute
Tromboner Lips (ft. Peter & Jonathan)
Some of the Worst Comment Heroes
The Parent Conference
The Stoney Patch Kid Incident
The Weirdest Student Confession (ft. Marty)
Teacher ADHD
This is Not a Drill (ft. Peter)
They Stole What?
Teachers‘ ”Morning Meeting” (Bathroom) Schedules (ft. Peter)
Radio Listeners Fund Classrooms Now
Sticky Chromebook Keys
Teacher Oddly Satisfying's
Fake "Equity" Champions
No Non-Meaningful Moments
Should Teachers Pay for Class Supplies?
Soggy Clay Porpoise (ft. Cai)
Why I Might Quit Teaching [Bonus]
[Don't] Relax This Summer, Teachers
School Was My Escape (ft. Kyra)
Tasmanian Kenny (ft. Kenny)
Was This a "Lost Year?" (ft. Adam)
What Are You Wiping With?
Pandemic Prom
A Word of "Support" from Our District...
In the Pocket of Fast Food Employees (Students)
Help Wanted: CPS CEO
Geriatric Instruction-Giving (ft. Brian Q)
Teacher Appreciation Minute (Week)
Hybrid Firedrill
We'll Take the Shingles
Sideline, C-Line, C-Section?
Bob [Cut] & Weave
Just Do It... Please
Loosey Goosey Caboosey
Clearly I'm in Disguise
We Don't Get Dental (ft. Jay-Z, Not Gen-Z)
Doin' the [Meme] Lord's Work (ft. Lindsey Daly @TeacherTrauma)
Why Do We Hate Teachers?
Why Do We Hate Teachers? [Trailer]
And That's on Stimulus
All It Took Was a Pandemic...
Probably the Bathroom (ft. Alex from First Gen. Teacher Lens)
Elastigirl's Doin' Too Much
Celebrities Supporting Teachers
Sieging Hybrid Learning
Starting 2021 With Everyone (ft. James, Lish, Cyndi, Melynda, Leo, Sabrina)
Miguel Cardona, Ed.D.
Holiday MINISODE
Standardized Testing During a Pandemic?
Are Students Falling Behind?
Student Arrest Records
Jaw-Clenching Teachers (ft. Katy)
The Height Scholarship
A Pelican's Gullet
Bonus Episode 169 Recap
Distraction Podacaste
Our Dead, Dear Barrister (ft. Megan)
Escalate It to the Google People
Balancing Humanity and Social Distancing (ft. Matt Halpern @matthalperneducation)
A Dog Treat for Your Troubles
Chris Wallace Needed a Mute Button
Chromebook Porn?! (ft. Lish)
Digital Class "Bombing"
Kid These Days (ft. Adam M)
Optipessimism (ft. Adam D)
Lin Manuel Lululemon
Teacher Postal Duty
Weird Dreams While Teaching During a Pandemic
Student Series 2020 (ft. Ayo)
Rick Ross or Betsy Devos (ft. Abby)
Pucker Up, Mr. Senator!
Joke's on You, Devos
Plant Daddy (ft. Joe Dombrowski)
Mike Tyson: School Board Chairman
Gimme the Clorox Wipes
Oliver
Diploma Executive Producer
Coming out of the Digital Woodwork
Tone Deaf
'What Kind of Teacher Am I' Quiz
Coulda Been an Email (ft. Alicia Keys)
"Thank You, You Rock, Etc."
It's Education, Not Tinder
Rod Bot-Gojevich
Point the Finger Somewhere Else [Bonus Preview]
Outing My Teacher Bedtime (ft. Katy)
The Return of the Distracted Lazy Teacher (ft. Brian P)
Hello My Lovely Students (ft. Daisy @the_realmisshoney)
Teachers Who Drink - and why (ft. Anne and Mary)
Social Distancing Podcast (ft. Leo @viaggitore_500)
Be Realistic...Buh-Bye
Roasting the Pilot Episode [Bonus Preview]
COVID Carcast (ft. Brian Q)
Just for Today
Teaching "Experience"
Grrrat Tat Da Da Da
Mimosas and Spam Emails
Closet Classroom (ft. Hallie @SpeechTimeFun)
Two Prudes Walk Into a Podcast (ft. Matt)
If Joe From "You" Was a Teacher
Am I a Teacher-Athlete? (ft. Travis)
Mental Health Drinks (ft. Matt)
Hi, I'm Kacey Musgraves
Cross-Check a Kid
Farewell 2019
Chill Lo-Fi Beats (ft. Lish Cromwell)
Teacher Happy Hour Excuses
An Actual Conversation (ft. Paul France @Paul_Emerich)
SpEdQuarters (ft. Lise)
Jailbird Grade Refreshers (ft. Rayanna)
Say It with Me!
A Broad [Teaching] in Poland (ft. Vanessa)
Teaching Is a Scam (ft. Mallory)
What We Eat Don't Make You Sh*t
Tears of School Zone Speed Limits
Co-Teaching Dogs Run These Halls
Can You Get Fired for That? (ft. Brian Q)
Now You Made it Weird (ft. Brian Q)
Teddy Ruxpin: Teacher Candidate
Gun Violence and Communal Tenacity
Restorative 'Professional Development' Justice
Snapchat Student IDs (ft. Diana and Peter)
The Dilemma
Just Happy to Be Here (ft. Barb)
Kindergarten Pencil Cop
House Arrest Ankle Monitors
I'd Like to Report for Early Retirement (ft. Erin and Adam D)
Finding Your Rock After Getting Shot (ft. Rob)
Father Figures (ft. Devin)
Work vs. School (ft. Pedro)
Fortnite Senioritis (ft. Myron)
Our Memes Understand Each Other (ft. Brittany)
Assertive Beyoncé (ft. Sheridan and Taija)
Wheels on the Bus are FALLING OFF!
Plaxico Burress: Substitute Teacher?
Bus Driver Appreciation
What Kind of Student Were YOU??
Ya Boy Callin' Out Subs
Side Hustle Teachers (ft. Stacey Ogden @sidehustleteachers)
Teachmedian (ft. Joe Dombrowski @mrdtimes3 )
LIVE Roundtable at UIC
This or That (ft. Brian)
Repeat 87 Times (ft. Connor)
Adventuring Salad (ft. Kelsey @adventuringkelsey)
Fugitive Crayfish (ft. Vanessa Taborda-Cronin @empoweredteachingpodcast)
Madea Buys a Backpack
Wandfl Influenza
Magic School Bus: Sex Education Edition
TheBomb.com (ft. Robbi Hicks @growingmindspodcast)
Cheap Octopus
How Teachers Write Exams
Wait, We Have School?
Inappropriate Kahoot & Shot Glass Exit Tickets (ft. Adam D)
Robot Teacher Voice
Water Bottle Bathroom Break (ft. Laura Vélez @beloveteachlove)
Sunday Scaries Video Podcast (ft. Mitch Meighen @mr_meighen)
Knocked OUT v. Knocked UP (ft. Brittani)
The ExMas Ornament
The Triumph of the Mediocre (ft. Adam D)
A Gaping Hole (ft. Adam D)
Microwaveable Shoe (ft. Mary)
The Door (ft. Mary)
Your Kid's a Pain in the Ass
Xotic Yeyo (ft. Stu Sauce)
Lazy Superman's Extrinsic Motivation
Hats Off to My Face (ft. Justin)
Gridiron Gang (ft. Justin)
Don't Take Everything So Seriously
You've Got a Hole In Your Pants (ft. Kimmie)
100% Hufflepuff (ft. Katy)
Bad Place to Stop, Don't Stop There
Equestrian Unions?
How Would You Handle It? (ft. Matt)
Podiatrist's Orders (ft. Matt)
Teacher Burnout? (ft. Brian)
My Students Deserved More (ft. Brian from The Lazy Teacher Podcast)
135 lbs Soaking Wet (ft. Tim)
Bootleg Tsipouro (ft. Peter)
I Lay This Sh*t Before You (ft. Tim)
Don't Touch Anything! (ft. Tim)
It's Not a Safety Commission, Per Se
The Weekend Edition [Bonus]
I Stayed in School Knowing I Had You (ft. Wes)
I'm an Open-Enough Book (ft. Barbara)
Let's Hear from Students! (ft. Jerry)
Stairway to Nowhere (ft. Anna)
Jake Paul Aces Being a Jackass
Thanks for Trying (ft. Sam)
'Huh?' Moments (ft. Sam)
Vaping in Class (ft. Sam)
We're Human, Too (ft. Diana)
Gentrified 2Centz (ft. Diana)
The Lazy Teacher Podcast (ft. Brian)
You're Dead to Me (ft. Francois)
Fight Fire w/Water (ft. Francois)
The Curious Incident of BIll Nye in Wakanda (ft. Chip and Steve @muchscrolling)
Teaching Is Fun to Complain About (ft. Jack)
Arming Nuns in Schools (ft. Jack)
Coach Snoop on Bagpipes
‘F’ Stands For... (ft. Steve)
Don't Say 'Oral' (ft. Steve)
Smells Like Teen Spirit (ft. Mary)
That's 'Awfully Extra' (ft. Mary)
Teachers Love Snow Days!
My Resignation (ft. Barb)
Cover Your Ass (ft. John)
Midwest Bostonian (ft. John)
This Class is Bullsh*t (ft. Mike)
Getting Shot: a Badge of Honor (ft. Mike)
Find an Empty Room with Desks (ft. Chris)
Aca-Shut Your Face
A Sh*t Pie [Ajit Pai] (ft. Katy)
"History Helped Me Come Out as Transgender" (ft. Sam)
They Pulled Out a Lovely Banana (ft. Ayesha)
Johnny Applesauce, Fried Chicken! (ft. Anna)
Badass Cumberbunds (ft. Matt)
Backpack Tampon?
Wait Half a Kanye Song
It's Not Okay to Fart on Your Friends (ft. Kimmie)
They Call Me Anne Frank (ft. Peter and Beth)
Ball is Life (ft. Katy)
Put the Beat Up?
Airdropped Porn (ft. Diana and Peter)