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Classroom Brew — 464 episodes

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1

Middle School Whimsy

2

CPS CEO Dr. Macquline King Testifies Before Congress

3

Raccoon Dexter

4

Overzealous Classroom Pack-Up

5

Laugh, Students!

6

Embarc Chicago

7

Box of Dirt

8

Sh*t Week

9

Fool Me Four Times?!

10

WTF Is in the Water?

11

Dying Decrepitly (Redundantly)

12

Secret File of Stank Ass

13

Parents Demanding Teacher Phone Numbers

14

Spanish with Shannon (ft. Shannon)

15

Parking Spot in a Parking Lot...?

16

Bow to My Will, Humanities Teachers

17

Lil' Nick Nolte

18

Cascading Weekend From Hell

19

Make Yourself Known!

20

Is This Noteworthy, Student?

21

Social Studies Catching Strays

22

Gildan Brand AP Apparel

23

Double-Down with Boos

24

Double Copier Indulgence

25

Putting Up the Podcast Listener Bat Signal

26

Happy New Year!

27

Penny-Pinching School District

28

Un-Joyful Morning Announcements

29

A War of [A.I.]tritian

30

Schools Subliminally Supporting Sports Betting

31

But First, Answer My Questions...

32

People Don't Care About Teacher Stories

33

Don't Call Them "Scholars" (Justice for Abby Zwerner)

34

MIND YA BUSINESS, Pedestrian!

35

The Ultimate Grading Hack

36

Inequitable Teacher Responsibilities

37

Pretentious Emails Galore

38

Technologically Allergic

39

Even More of a Quite of a Time

40

Free the Knee!

41

School Toilet Paper Crisis

42

Advisory Switcheroo

43

Allergic to Teaching

44

The Snaky Bathroom Wall Thing

45

No Toilet Paper?!

46

End of Summer (ft. Lish)

47

Slippery Slope Nicknames

48

Regular People Things?! (Teacher Pep Talk)

49

Oklahoma's Indoctrination and Colbert Cancellation

50

Flair Pen Final Drafts?!

51

Back Into Teacher Fitness, Part 2

52

Back Into Teacher Fitness, Part 1

53

Wayground It Is

54

Summer Brief

55

Staying Late to Stay Regular

56

Parking Lot Parents

57

Really Coulda Been an Email

58

What Are We Doing?

59

Losing a Student to the Void (Hallway)

60

Don't You See How That's Worse?

61

47 Me Versus Gorilla

62

Entitled Rudeness

63

Time for a Change

64

We Wrote Three Children's Books!

65

Artificial Intelligence Leading the Unintelligent

66

"Friendly" Fire

67

The Week Before...

68

Nnnnope, I'm Clocked Out

69

Department of Worldwide Wrestling Education

70

Am I Being Petty?

71

One Flu Swoop

72

Roll With It (I'm TIred)

73

Tie Tying Grading (ft. Ryan)

74

Teacher Planning Writer's Block

75

Teaching During Transitions of Power

76

"The Past Was Wild" -Student

77

The Crafty Vibes Smell

78

Happy Holidays, Here's More Training

79

See You in 2025!

80

Audacious Emails

81

Bald Eagle Sighting!

82

The Bliss of Ignorance

83

I Can't Save Myself, but I Can Save You

84

What is Texas Doing to Schools?

85

Botched Sub Plans

86

Tough Day to Be a Government Teacher

87

Two Sides of the IDGAS Coin

88

Socially Inept Teachers

89

The Replacements (School Board)

90

The ENTIRE School Board Resigned!

91

Episode 374 Preview (Patreon Exclusive)

92

Can We Not Strike... Please?

93

Safety Drill Week (Teacher Pep Talk)

94

Curriculum Night

95

Mouse Problems in Teaching

96

Through the Looking-Glass

97

Exciting [and Scary] New Beginnings

98

English Teacher and Abbott Elementary

99

Alliteration Bird Groupings (ft. Hayden)

100

Teachers' Bill of Rights (ft. Carla)

101

Backpack, Backpack!

102

Why Teachers Quit

103

TikTok Teacher Imposters!

104

My Final Class

105

Automatically Get Positive Feedback

106

A.I. Teachers

107

Bathroom Break! (Teacher Pep Talk)

108

Teacher Ghetto

109

The Return of Comment Heroes!

110

[Almost] The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

111

The Best Dressed Teacher (ft. Peter)

112

Across the Language-Verse

113

Field Trips! (Teacher Pep Talk)

114

They're Still Gonna Cut Class

115

Conference Drinking Game, Part 2 (ft. Peter)

116

A Rock and a Hard Place (ft. Peter)

117

Conference Drinking Game (ft. Peter)

118

Mewing Teachers

119

Day 346 in Captivity

120

Beware the Ides of March (ft. Peter)

121

The Little Teacher Who Could

122

Student, You Know I'm Petty (ft. Peter)

123

Trample My Dead Body (ft. Peter)

124

Sophomoritis and Aramark

125

Surviving February (Teacher Pep Talk)

126

School Sabotage

127

Treacherous Classrooms (ft. Peter)

128

Offense to Some (ft. Peter)

129

Are Some Students Unreachable?

130

Kicking the Tires

131

Teacher Pick-Me-Up

132

Requiem for a Hall Pass (Teacher Pep Talk)

133

Better Go In Sick

134

The Faculty Lounge: A Cocktail Guide for Academics (ft. Philipp Stelzel)

135

F U Kazoo

136

Thanksgiving Break (Teacher Pep Talk)

137

Don’t Be Audacious

138

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

139

I Guess We’re Doing This Again

140

STEAM Teacher (ft. Brian)

141

On the Road Again (Teacher Parody)

142

Substitute Positivity

143

Expect More From Your Students

144

Teaching and Standup Comedy (ft. Gaspare Randazzo)

145

Oh Contraire, Who Are YOU?!

146

Teachers Going to Bars (An AI-Generated Cautionary Tale)

147

Welcome to the New Year (Teacher Pep Talk)

148

Not Like Samuel L. Jackson

149

First Week Existential Crises

150

Retirement Tour

151

We Got Duped

152

Bartending Definitely Paid More (ft. Cyndi)

153

Guest Teachers (ft. Adam)

154

Of Course No One Wants to Be a Teacher!

155

Ryan’s Former Student Teacher (ft. Hayden)

156

Teachers [Not] Getting the Bag

157

Teachers Donating Plasma

158

Baby Names Ruined by Students [Patreon Preview]

159

Let’s Make It Make Sense (ft. Ms. Holloway @talkintia)

160

Nice, Half-Working Jail (School)

161

Great Things About Teachers

162

Just Vibin’ (ft. Melynda)

163

It’s Just Not Nice

164

Best Teacher Appreciation Gift

165

Worst Teacher Appreciation Gifts

166

Back to the Classroom

167

tOdAy In UnDeRfUnDeD sChOoLs

168

Kanye’s Donda Academy (ft. Peter)

169

What Happens in the Lounge, Stays in the Lounge

170

Hard Lessons with Denzel Washington

171

Traffic Cones

172

Abigail Zwerner Deserves All the Money

173

Are Students Getting More Violent?

174

Teacher Commute Ride Along

175

Students Drinking in Class?!

176

Dazzle Me in Week 28

177

TeachSure (Teacher Pep Talk)

178

Breaking Student Trust

179

The Audacity of Some Parents

180

Teacher CommuteCast

181

Abbott Elementary at the Golden Globes!

182

Audacious Review from a Substitute

183

End of Semester

184

Uninspiring Inspirational Posters (Teacher Pep Talk)

185

When You Really Step In It

186

Parents Smoke With Their Kids?

187

Person Everyone Needs You to Be (ft. Rachel)

188

Taking Papers for a Ride (Teacher Pep Talk)

189

Substitute Storms Out of Classroom [Into a Bar?]

190

“You Doin’ Too Much”

191

Self-Proclaimed Life-Changers

192

Snapping at Students? Here’s Why

193

The Greatest Moment That Almost Didn’t Happen

194

Teach More, Hover Less (ft. Miriam Plotinsky)

195

Education Aggravation (ft. Leslie K. Brooks)

196

Deodorant Swipes (ft. Dad)

197

The Audacity of Aramark

198

The Good Ole Aramark Special

199

Teacher Pep Talk: Truancy

200

Big Yikes to Start the School Year

201

Teacher Pep Talk: First Week of School

202

Top of the Totem Pole

203

Removing Yourself from Toxicity (ft. Lish)

204

The Students Were Too Stunned to Speak

205

Teacher Pep Talk: Taking a Sick Day

206

Toxicity in Schools

207

Teacher Pep Talk: Enrolling in American Schools

208

Fraudmin (Fraud + Admin)

209

The Power of the Voice (ft. Michael Fleming)

210

”Lean on Me” Plot Holes

211

Teacher Pep Talk: SUMMER!!!

212

Regaining My Sanity

213

Teacher Pep Talk: The Most Annoying Student Question

214

Students Got Beef

215

Teacher Pep Talk: Meetings

216

Olympian of Podcasting and Pitiful Teacher ”Appreciation”

217

Teacher Pep Talk: Parent-Teacher Conferences

218

Kindergarten Hangover

219

Neal Shusterman and Teacher Pep Talk #3

220

Teacher Pep Talk: Spring Break

221

Spot-On Teacher Pep Talk

222

That’s Why They Pay Me the Big Bucks

223

Why Would Your Child Say That?

224

Students Fight Over AirPods (ft. Peter)

225

Not Just a TikTok

226

Abbott Elementary

227

This Could Be Useful

228

Unnecessary Coach-ness

229

B.s.D.E. (Big Snow Day Energy)

230

Teachers Soil Themselves for Students

231

As*-Kissing Season Returns

232

Euphoria Students vs. Reality

233

Sanitizer Half Empty/Full

234

Locked Out by the District

235

Farewell Winter Break

236

Teacher Insurrection

237

#FreeBritneySingingSubtitutes

238

Sunday Scaries Cure

239

Strawberry Teachers and Classroom Craziness

240

Blazed Parent-Teacher Conferences

241

Cream of the Crop Substitute

242

Tromboner Lips (ft. Peter & Jonathan)

243

Some of the Worst Comment Heroes

244

The Parent Conference

245

The Stoney Patch Kid Incident

246

The Weirdest Student Confession (ft. Marty)

247

Teacher ADHD

248

This is Not a Drill (ft. Peter)

249

They Stole What?

250

Teachers‘ ”Morning Meeting” (Bathroom) Schedules (ft. Peter)

251

Radio Listeners Fund Classrooms Now

252

Sticky Chromebook Keys

253

Teacher Oddly Satisfying's

254

Fake "Equity" Champions

255

No Non-Meaningful Moments

256

Should Teachers Pay for Class Supplies?

257

Soggy Clay Porpoise (ft. Cai)

258

Why I Might Quit Teaching [Bonus]

259

[Don't] Relax This Summer, Teachers

260

School Was My Escape (ft. Kyra)

261

Tasmanian Kenny (ft. Kenny)

262

Was This a "Lost Year?" (ft. Adam)

263

What Are You Wiping With?

264

Pandemic Prom

265

A Word of "Support" from Our District...

266

In the Pocket of Fast Food Employees (Students)

267

Help Wanted: CPS CEO

268

Geriatric Instruction-Giving (ft. Brian Q)

269

Teacher Appreciation Minute (Week)

270

Hybrid Firedrill

271

We'll Take the Shingles

272

Sideline, C-Line, C-Section?

273

Bob [Cut] & Weave

274

Just Do It... Please

275

Loosey Goosey Caboosey

276

Clearly I'm in Disguise

277

We Don't Get Dental (ft. Jay-Z, Not Gen-Z)

278

Doin' the [Meme] Lord's Work (ft. Lindsey Daly @TeacherTrauma)

279

Why Do We Hate Teachers?

280

Why Do We Hate Teachers? [Trailer]

281

And That's on Stimulus

282

All It Took Was a Pandemic...

283

Probably the Bathroom (ft. Alex from First Gen. Teacher Lens)

284

Elastigirl's Doin' Too Much

285

Celebrities Supporting Teachers

286

Sieging Hybrid Learning

287

Starting 2021 With Everyone (ft. James, Lish, Cyndi, Melynda, Leo, Sabrina)

288

Miguel Cardona, Ed.D.

289

Holiday MINISODE

290

Standardized Testing During a Pandemic?

291

Are Students Falling Behind?

292

Student Arrest Records

293

Jaw-Clenching Teachers (ft. Katy)

294

The Height Scholarship

295

A Pelican's Gullet

296

Bonus Episode 169 Recap

297

Distraction Podacaste

298

Our Dead, Dear Barrister (ft. Megan)

299

Escalate It to the Google People

300

Balancing Humanity and Social Distancing (ft. Matt Halpern @matthalperneducation)

301

A Dog Treat for Your Troubles

302

Chris Wallace Needed a Mute Button

303

Chromebook Porn?! (ft. Lish)

304

Digital Class "Bombing"

305

Kid These Days (ft. Adam M)

306

Optipessimism (ft. Adam D)

307

Lin Manuel Lululemon

308

Teacher Postal Duty

309

Weird Dreams While Teaching During a Pandemic

310

Student Series 2020 (ft. Ayo)

311

Rick Ross or Betsy Devos (ft. Abby)

312

Pucker Up, Mr. Senator!

313

Joke's on You, Devos

314

Plant Daddy (ft. Joe Dombrowski)

315

Mike Tyson: School Board Chairman

316

Gimme the Clorox Wipes

317

Oliver

318

Diploma Executive Producer

319

Coming out of the Digital Woodwork

320

Tone Deaf

321

'What Kind of Teacher Am I' Quiz

322

Coulda Been an Email (ft. Alicia Keys)

323

"Thank You, You Rock, Etc."

324

It's Education, Not Tinder

325

Rod Bot-Gojevich

326

Point the Finger Somewhere Else [Bonus Preview]

327

Outing My Teacher Bedtime (ft. Katy)

328

The Return of the Distracted Lazy Teacher (ft. Brian P)

329

Hello My Lovely Students (ft. Daisy @the_realmisshoney)

330

Teachers Who Drink - and why (ft. Anne and Mary)

331

Social Distancing Podcast (ft. Leo @viaggitore_500)

332

Be Realistic...Buh-Bye

333

Roasting the Pilot Episode [Bonus Preview]

334

COVID Carcast (ft. Brian Q)

335

Just for Today

336

Teaching "Experience"

337

Grrrat Tat Da Da Da

338

Mimosas and Spam Emails

339

Closet Classroom (ft. Hallie @SpeechTimeFun)

340

Two Prudes Walk Into a Podcast (ft. Matt)

341

If Joe From "You" Was a Teacher

342

Am I a Teacher-Athlete? (ft. Travis)

343

Mental Health Drinks (ft. Matt)

344

Hi, I'm Kacey Musgraves

345

Cross-Check a Kid

346

Farewell 2019

347

Chill Lo-Fi Beats (ft. Lish Cromwell)

348

Teacher Happy Hour Excuses

349

An Actual Conversation (ft. Paul France @Paul_Emerich)

350

SpEdQuarters (ft. Lise)

351

Jailbird Grade Refreshers (ft. Rayanna)

352

Say It with Me!

353

A Broad [Teaching] in Poland (ft. Vanessa)

354

Teaching Is a Scam (ft. Mallory)

355

What We Eat Don't Make You Sh*t

356

Tears of School Zone Speed Limits

357

Co-Teaching Dogs Run These Halls

358

Can You Get Fired for That? (ft. Brian Q)

359

Now You Made it Weird (ft. Brian Q)

360

Teddy Ruxpin: Teacher Candidate

361

Gun Violence and Communal Tenacity

362

Restorative 'Professional Development' Justice

363

Snapchat Student IDs (ft. Diana and Peter)

364

The Dilemma

365

Just Happy to Be Here (ft. Barb)

366

Kindergarten Pencil Cop

367

House Arrest Ankle Monitors

368

I'd Like to Report for Early Retirement (ft. Erin and Adam D)

369

Finding Your Rock After Getting Shot (ft. Rob)

370

Father Figures (ft. Devin)

371

Work vs. School (ft. Pedro)

372

Fortnite Senioritis (ft. Myron)

373

Our Memes Understand Each Other (ft. Brittany)

374

Assertive Beyoncé (ft. Sheridan and Taija)

375

Wheels on the Bus are FALLING OFF!

376

Plaxico Burress: Substitute Teacher?

377

Bus Driver Appreciation

378

What Kind of Student Were YOU??

379

Ya Boy Callin' Out Subs

380

Side Hustle Teachers (ft. Stacey Ogden @sidehustleteachers)

381

Teachmedian (ft. Joe Dombrowski @mrdtimes3 )

382

LIVE Roundtable at UIC

383

This or That (ft. Brian)

384

Repeat 87 Times (ft. Connor)

385

Adventuring Salad (ft. Kelsey @adventuringkelsey)

386

Fugitive Crayfish (ft. Vanessa Taborda-Cronin @empoweredteachingpodcast)

387

Madea Buys a Backpack

388

Wandfl Influenza

389

Magic School Bus: Sex Education Edition

390

TheBomb.com (ft. Robbi Hicks @growingmindspodcast)

391

Cheap Octopus

392

How Teachers Write Exams

393

Wait, We Have School?

394

Inappropriate Kahoot & Shot Glass Exit Tickets (ft. Adam D)

395

Robot Teacher Voice

396

Water Bottle Bathroom Break (ft. Laura Vélez @beloveteachlove)

397

Sunday Scaries Video Podcast (ft. Mitch Meighen @mr_meighen)

398

Knocked OUT v. Knocked UP (ft. Brittani)

399

The ExMas Ornament

400

The Triumph of the Mediocre (ft. Adam D)

401

A Gaping Hole (ft. Adam D)

402

Microwaveable Shoe (ft. Mary)

403

The Door (ft. Mary)

404

Your Kid's a Pain in the Ass

405

Xotic Yeyo (ft. Stu Sauce)

406

Lazy Superman's Extrinsic Motivation

407

Hats Off to My Face (ft. Justin)

408

Gridiron Gang (ft. Justin)

409

Don't Take Everything So Seriously

410

You've Got a Hole In Your Pants (ft. Kimmie)

411

100% Hufflepuff (ft. Katy)

412

Bad Place to Stop, Don't Stop There

413

Equestrian Unions?

414

How Would You Handle It? (ft. Matt)

415

Podiatrist's Orders (ft. Matt)

416

Teacher Burnout? (ft. Brian)

417

My Students Deserved More (ft. Brian from The Lazy Teacher Podcast)

418

135 lbs Soaking Wet (ft. Tim)

419

Bootleg Tsipouro (ft. Peter)

420

I Lay This Sh*t Before You (ft. Tim)

421

Don't Touch Anything! (ft. Tim)

422

It's Not a Safety Commission, Per Se

423

The Weekend Edition [Bonus]

424

I Stayed in School Knowing I Had You (ft. Wes)

425

I'm an Open-Enough Book (ft. Barbara)

426

Let's Hear from Students! (ft. Jerry)

427

Stairway to Nowhere (ft. Anna)

428

Jake Paul Aces Being a Jackass

429

Thanks for Trying (ft. Sam)

430

'Huh?' Moments (ft. Sam)

431

Vaping in Class (ft. Sam)

432

We're Human, Too (ft. Diana)

433

Gentrified 2Centz (ft. Diana)

434

The Lazy Teacher Podcast (ft. Brian)

435

You're Dead to Me (ft. Francois)

436

Fight Fire w/Water (ft. Francois)

437

The Curious Incident of BIll Nye in Wakanda (ft. Chip and Steve @muchscrolling)

438

Teaching Is Fun to Complain About (ft. Jack)

439

Arming Nuns in Schools (ft. Jack)

440

Coach Snoop on Bagpipes

441

‘F’ Stands For... (ft. Steve)

442

Don't Say 'Oral' (ft. Steve)

443

Smells Like Teen Spirit (ft. Mary)

444

That's 'Awfully Extra' (ft. Mary)

445

Teachers Love Snow Days!

446

My Resignation (ft. Barb)

447

Cover Your Ass (ft. John)

448

Midwest Bostonian (ft. John)

449

This Class is Bullsh*t (ft. Mike)

450

Getting Shot: a Badge of Honor (ft. Mike)

451

Find an Empty Room with Desks (ft. Chris)

452

Aca-Shut Your Face

453

A Sh*t Pie [Ajit Pai] (ft. Katy)

454

"History Helped Me Come Out as Transgender" (ft. Sam)

455

They Pulled Out a Lovely Banana (ft. Ayesha)

456

Johnny Applesauce, Fried Chicken! (ft. Anna)

457

Badass Cumberbunds (ft. Matt)

458

Backpack Tampon?

459

Wait Half a Kanye Song

460

It's Not Okay to Fart on Your Friends (ft. Kimmie)

461

They Call Me Anne Frank (ft. Peter and Beth)

462

Ball is Life (ft. Katy)

463

Put the Beat Up?

464

Airdropped Porn (ft. Diana and Peter)