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Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

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  1. 205

    Lats, Traps and Calves

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, summer corduroys, America's 250th, lats, traps and also calves.

  2. 204

    The Peekaboo Skort and the Whoopsie Daisy Chinos

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, space camp, high fashion sandlot baseball and thunder basketball.

  3. 203

    CHWH CLASSIC: Wooing Crosstown Gals By Whacking Moles and Winning Prizes

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, which body of water is best, scantrons and wooing amusement park gals with your whack a mole skills.

  4. 202

    Would You Eat a Road Crow for $10,000?

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, food poisoning, Nominative Determinism, American Baseball and we find out whether Ashley would eat roadkill for large sums of money...... (spoiler alert: she would)

  5. 201

    CHWH CLASSIC: A.B.S. Always Be Skitchin'

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, poutine, car trouble updates, skitchin, Ashley's four year docuseries journey (that she completed in a weekend), pouf purchases and broke boi summer.

  6. 200

    It's Hard To Get Political In a Hello Kitty Headset

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Juggalo weddings, reading books at heavy metal concerts and Ashley begins her Hume Health journey.... Sponsor us HUME!!!!

  7. 199

    I Had a Bit of a Mishap with the Gravy Boat

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the dangers of gravy, sewing, noodle reviews and microchipping your in-laws.

  8. 198

    So, Anyway I'm Itchy

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Hawaiian stuff, the slums of Southwest Airlines, histamine intolerance and shirtless oyster shooters.

  9. 197

    CHWH CLASSIC: My Liturgical Slidewhistle

    Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life embarrassing interactions at Pho establishments, salmon and Ashley gets Liturgical.

  10. 196

    CHWH CLASSIC: There's No Hiding From These Khakis

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Flintstone Pushup Pops, Business schvitzes, regrettable high school outfits and bad national anthems.

  11. 195

    There's Caviar and Credenzas at Crindy's Diamond Jubilee

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the Schwann's man, Ashely tries to explain Love is Blind (Brandon doesn't get it) and Crindy's Diamond Jubilee Celebration.

  12. 194

    I'm the Tyra Banks of Eating Beef

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, protein goals, monkey racood doo doo coffee delicacies, musicals and empathy.....

  13. 193

    It's Not Political Anymore It's Just Chaffing

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, denim workouts, at home DEXA scans, Olympic hair dye jobs and Ethan Embry's generational turn on Can't Hardly Wait.

  14. 192

    I'd Like to Prorate for my Billabongs

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, monster trucks, Mount Rushmore Trader Joe's items, shooting the duck and run rules in youth sports.

  15. 191

    Oh, Here Comes Pamcreas

    Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Super Bowl hot takes, The Muppet Show's triumphant return to the airwaves and Brandon doesn't like holding babies.

  16. 190

    Señor Jelly Roll... Cómo Se Dice "SHHHHHHH"?

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, paintball injuries, snow day couch rot, a potential Bad Bunny and Mary Steenburgen collab and a full Grammy recap.

  17. 189

    CHWH CLASSIC: Sorry, Pubert... The Quesarito's Off the Menu.

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Siberian air, earthquakes, Taco Bell's HUGE mistake of removing the quesarito from the menu and the puberty Ken doll.

  18. 188

    Before We Get Back to Pugh...

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Kim Cattrall' scatting, Brandon's irrational love of vigilante movies, impossible scenarios, and Florence Pugh.

  19. 187

    Let's Hear It For The Poise

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Timothee Chalamet's relationship status, Katherine Heigl's current venture, Wicked "for Good?...." and the Golden Globes recap you've all been waiting for.

  20. 186

    Don't Farch My Schwaggins

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, do a full on holiday catchup, furniture shopping while being stalked like and animal, parachuters vs. the Red Panda and NFL stadium fights.

  21. 185

    CHWH CLASSIC: Go Take A Bath With Beans

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, pitch a new sitcom called "It's All About Ashley", discuss Ashley's failed audition for a reality show and Ashley may or may not have encountered a harmonica playing cowboy ghost at the Arctic Edge Ice Skating arena.... It's a lot about Ashley.

  22. 184

    CHWH CLASSIC: Dashing Through The Woods: Our Less Than Transcendent Christmas Extravagoonza

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas stuff, Cobblers, Doc Martins, Doc Martin cobblers.... And they are wildly unprepared... At least more than usual.

  23. 183

    Baby Donkeys are Cute But They're No Vince Guaraldi Trio

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, baby donkeys, blended bird patties, and simmer pots.

  24. 182

    Behold the Twisted Tale of Creedo Shamai

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the "good old days" when basketball shorts were short and you could smoke on airplanes, Triscuits, Crystal Pepsi and Brandon's childhood imaginary friend.

  25. 181

    Deviled Eggs are the Timberlake of Holiday Starters.... Everything Else?.... Chasez

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The members of NSYNC if they were Thanksgiving sides, Brandon's adventures in the Big Apple, Ashley's attempt to boil potatoes on a hot plate and the most effective way to anger a Frenchman.

  26. 180

    CHWH CLASSIC: We Have Effectively Wasted an Entire Day of Your Life

    Traveling this week. Back next week with more nonsense. In the meantime enjoy this "classic" episonde.....Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, meat-based memories, Kazakhstan, and ferrel poultry.....  Gobble Gobble, my babies.

  27. 179

    A Pot of Emotional Hotdog Water

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Activia Yogurt, the real world ramifications of a Freaky Friday body swap situation, Brandon's bloating and IT'S ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY....

  28. 178

    Bobo's Burritos and Beetlejuice

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, CVS vs. Walgreens, the Louvre Heist and the saddest fast food items to eat alone in your car in a Halloween Spirit Store parking lot.

  29. 177

    The OKRA-Homa City Boba Tea Bois

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Savannah Banana spinoffs, chili and witches brew and Temu Labubus.

  30. 176

    Let's Put Meatloaf on a Pogo Stick

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, creative uses for ChatGPT, the movie star landscape in 2025, the coziness of quiche vs the quicheness of avocado toast and martinis with Stanley Tucci and Ina Garten.

  31. 175

    Body by Sbarro

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, fall break cooking competitions, the nostalgia of mall foot courts, and the downfall of MTV

  32. 174

    Karate and Beef Fat

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, beef tallow for your face, trending Halloween costume and the superfluous nature of cummerbunds.

  33. 173

    Sunrise Over the CVS

    Siblings Ashley Engle discuss life, daylight savings, banned books (like Where's Waldo), the parallels between Edward Cullen and Boo Radley and they review Evil Dead the Musical..

  34. 172

    I Don't Always Curd, But When I Do I Curd Well

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's Hall of Fame career as a field hockey coach, acid reflux and cheese curds.

  35. 171

    Hiding in the Kitchen from the Velocirapture

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, casting full grown adults to play teenagers in the nineties, E-Sports, meat chefs and and Brandon's ill-fated Tom Hanks podcast.

  36. 170

    CHWH CLASSIC: Scurvy and Burps

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, birthday parties from the past, pirate themed restaurant pitches and Fran sings the hits!

  37. 169

    Vanity Thy Name is Doctor Dockers

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, teenage catfishing documentaries, the return of the MTV VMAs, teenage angst and they try to crack the code of Lenny Kravitz.

  38. 168

    Forged in the Fires of Mediocrity

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Labor Day, skincare (and college football coaches' need for skincare) and Brandon's dog's severed tail journey.

  39. 167

    Peds in the Desert

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Brandon's new, luxurious sock lifestyle, they choose personal theme songs for their high school selves (poorly) and they get cautiously optimistic about a slight change in the weather that will certainly not last. ON THIS VERY SPECIAL PEDCAST.

  40. 166

    Cod Complex

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Long John Silvers, inappropriate games on TI-83 calculators, back to school and Ashley's cottage cheese journey is in jeopardy.

  41. 165

    Why Don't You Chill With The Beatitude?

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, leopard print Spedos, techniques to not offend a pregnant gal, back to school shopping and Brandon wins an award that Ashley wants to talk about.

  42. 164

    Old Camp

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The Joys of a good Citronella, Abraham Lincoln, Pee-Wee Herman, the newly founded "Old Camp" and what you do when a stranger sits beside you in the La Quinta hot tub.

  43. 163

    Not a Flan

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the fist inaugural Happy Humble Tour, Camping with panache, Leo DiCaprio's face as a metaphor for budget botox application and Brandon's never-ending quest to get a Roomba with his son's Dave and Buster's points.

  44. 162

    CHWH CLASSIC: Mum's In The Bog

    Ashley is traveling this week, sooooo..... As we were reminiscing about winter weather (since it's swamp season) we thought we'd share a classic from the winter times....Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, snow stuff, art, more Dennis Quaid, and the bubonic plague.

  45. 161

    Chorm Shmorgan: Head of Music for All of Country

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, water snakes' biting habits, Jellyroll, Crindy's.... interesting reaction to fireworks exploding, and they pitch a video treatment for "Tubin' in a Two Piece."

  46. 160

    What Would a Cave Person Do In a Hollister?!?

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the epic conclusion of #PIGWATCH2025, lake peoples' fireworks obsession, Brandon's brush with Final Destinationing himself with a ceiling fan and how a recently thawed caveman would react to the stimuli overload of a modern day Hollister.

  47. 159

    Help Us Ali Larter. You're Our Only Hope.

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Final Destination, Anne of Green Gables, childhood pool games and Netflix's Poop Cruise.

  48. 158

    WELCOME BACK to the Body Shaming Thunder Parade

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The OKC Thunder's NBA championship, The Wu Tang Clan, Eating Olives and the exceptional penmanship of the founding fathers... We've got some catching up to do.... WE'RE SO BACK BABAAAAAAY.

  49. 157

    CHWH CLASSIC: Tubin' In A Two Piece

    CHWH RETRUNS 6/25.... So, for now.....Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Brandon's recent injury fraught foray into sandlot baseball, crocheted shellfish and they might just write the country summer anthem of 2024.

  50. 156

    CHWH CLASSIC: Eufala From Grace

    Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, roach infested apartments, lake life and that one time Jeff wrestled an alligator gar in high school... It's a vacation edition from the home of Carrie Underwood!

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Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

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