All Episodes

Lats, Traps and Calves

The Peekaboo Skort and the Whoopsie Daisy Chinos

CHWH CLASSIC: Wooing Crosstown Gals By Whacking Moles and Winning Prizes

Would You Eat a Road Crow for $10,000?

CHWH CLASSIC: A.B.S. Always Be Skitchin'

It's Hard To Get Political In a Hello Kitty Headset

I Had a Bit of a Mishap with the Gravy Boat

So, Anyway I'm Itchy

CHWH CLASSIC: My Liturgical Slidewhistle

CHWH CLASSIC: There's No Hiding From These Khakis

There's Caviar and Credenzas at Crindy's Diamond Jubilee

I'm the Tyra Banks of Eating Beef

It's Not Political Anymore It's Just Chaffing

I'd Like to Prorate for my Billabongs

Oh, Here Comes Pamcreas

Señor Jelly Roll... Cómo Se Dice "SHHHHHHH"?

CHWH CLASSIC: Sorry, Pubert... The Quesarito's Off the Menu.

Before We Get Back to Pugh...

Let's Hear It For The Poise

Don't Farch My Schwaggins

CHWH CLASSIC: Go Take A Bath With Beans

CHWH CLASSIC: Dashing Through The Woods: Our Less Than Transcendent Christmas Extravagoonza

Baby Donkeys are Cute But They're No Vince Guaraldi Trio

Behold the Twisted Tale of Creedo Shamai

Deviled Eggs are the Timberlake of Holiday Starters.... Everything Else?.... Chasez

CHWH CLASSIC: We Have Effectively Wasted an Entire Day of Your Life

A Pot of Emotional Hotdog Water

Bobo's Burritos and Beetlejuice

The OKRA-Homa City Boba Tea Bois

Let's Put Meatloaf on a Pogo Stick

Body by Sbarro

Karate and Beef Fat

Sunrise Over the CVS

I Don't Always Curd, But When I Do I Curd Well

Hiding in the Kitchen from the Velocirapture

CHWH CLASSIC: Scurvy and Burps

Vanity Thy Name is Doctor Dockers

Forged in the Fires of Mediocrity

Peds in the Desert

Cod Complex

Why Don't You Chill With The Beatitude?

Old Camp

Not a Flan

CHWH CLASSIC: Mum's In The Bog

Chorm Shmorgan: Head of Music for All of Country

What Would a Cave Person Do In a Hollister?!?

Help Us Ali Larter. You're Our Only Hope.

WELCOME BACK to the Body Shaming Thunder Parade

CHWH CLASSIC: Tubin' In A Two Piece

CHWH CLASSIC: Eufala From Grace

CHWH CLASSIC: First Class Marsupial

Come Get Your Musty Uncle... He's Skibidi

I Fear No Terrapin

Wooing Crosstown Gals By Whacking Moles and Winning Prizes

Look At The Rizz On That Retainer

Burglars, Oglers and Fitness Enthusiasts - Oh My!

This Pork Has Notes of Antiquated Gender Roles

A.B.S. Always Be Skitchin'

I Don't Have the Heart to Tell Her... He's Fresh From the Taxidermist.

Consult the Origami

Rickrollin' at the Cobbler Station

My Liturgical Slidewhistle

Cleveland and Colonoscopies

Bachelor 4 Real: Welcome Home, I Guess

They May Take Our Hats and Backpacks, But They'll Never Take Our Freedom

I Didn’t Have Time To Get Snacks Because I Was In The Hot Tub With Your Husband

Welcome to the Flu Lagoon

It's 2025 And All Is Well Because Ashley Kept Her Cake Fork

Buttcut Alumnus

Mum's In The Bog

We Wish You a Merry Blisters

CHWH CLASSIC (term used VERY loosely): I Would Love an Emotional Support Horse

A Bull Named Prosciutto Bucked Me Right Off

I'm a Whirling Dervish of Holiday Angst

Persona Non Grata at the Cantata

Off the Wagon and Into the Barrel

Roasted Turkey Is Not My Tubthumping Meat

Healthy and Sustainable

Pay Me In Focaccia For My Prayer

The Floor is Lava in the Hosiery Section

Felt Cute... Might Crawl Out Of a Well and Kill Some People Later

I Seen The Axlotls of Hochatown, USA

Scurvy and Burps

Mani, Pedi, Ocular Thready

Pumpkin Propaganda

Sticking Out Your Gyatt for the Rizzler

A Political Instapot

Abracadabra, My Babies!

Punctuated by Underpants

Dinger Pythagoras Birdwell

Where's the Frère?

'Twas the Night Before Comic-Con

Everyone Quiet! Snoopy Dogg is Talking!

You Can't Spell Misogynistic Without Massage

When Hot Sundae Took to the Mini Tramps....

Get Your Charcoal Beard On The Rails Are No Place For a Lady

Speaking of Stink Bait...

Unhinged Political Montage

Tubin' in a Two Piece

Eufala From Grace

I Can't Maintain My Grip

Stannin' 4 Blanche

First Class Marsupial

My Cottage Cheese Journey

This is Brilliant, But It Has To Stop

The Centaurnial: A Trip Down Memory Lane

They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

Beleaguered Betty Situation

Firth In Line

Poke a Hole in Your Cereal Box, Nerds... We're Going With Carson Daly

Circling Back To MC Hammer

Is The Hair Suit Not Enough?!?

Jeeves.... Fetch me Kate Middleditch

This Hat's Floppy Enough As It Is... Pass the Ambien.

There's No Hiding From These Khakis

It's Not An Issue. It's Whimsy.

Someone Get This Walrus Out From In Front of the Fuchsia Crayola

I Lived Under The Kelce Stairs for Years

It's Not the Camera Angle, Guys... It's My Night 'Mallows.

Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister?!?

2024: Onward, BUT HOW?!?!

Sorry, Pubert... The Quesarito's Off the Menu.

Big Sweatsuit Energy

Go Take a Bath With Beans

We Extra... And You Can Taste It.

Dashing Through The Woods: Our Less Than Transcendent Christmas Extravagoonza

Where Are We In Time, Fat Albert?

Not This Quarter, Becky. We've Reached Our Deductible

Crindy Doesn't Have The Sand For A Turkey Murder

Back Up, Redcoats... Daddy's Reloadin'

Welcome to Nostalgic Meat Corner

Look Out, Braxton... Narga's Comin'

What's In The Box?!?!

Batten Down the Hatches, Brandon's Had Some Cobbler

Stalk Like No One’s Watchin’

Saddle Up Partners. The Luck Dragon Express is Taking Off

You Can't Sing Puberty Corner Without The Slide Whistle

Work On Your Bones To Hold Up Your Hamburger Sculpture

Not Even Will Smith Can Save Us From a Peruvian Hoax

Welcome to Animal Husbandry Corner

Lock Your Mental Health Hamster in the Bathroom

I Blame P Diddy For Denim Underpants and Tater Tots

Just another Mammogram Monday

The Most Lachrymose Duo in the Podsphere

Boogers and Scoliosis

Welcome Back From The Sibling Sabbatical

Saving Lives From a Murderous Kevin Bacon

Hide Your Pocketbooks, Ladies. Brandon's Whittlin' Again.

This Podcast Brought To You By Reba McEntire

Hawk Daddy and Ash

Appalachian Pamperin'

Welcome to Live, Laugh, Love Beach

Best is the Dest. Better is the Journey.

Hot Goth Summer

Clean It Up, Peasant... Fetch Me My Citrus Mocktail

We've Gotten Better Badly

Hypothetical Hot Tub / Gophers With Brophers

If it Existo... I Nabisco

Becky Garnished My Caesar with Jessica's Weave

2 Snakes on the Plains

One Side, Lieutenant. Here comes Meemaw

Thank You, Throngs of Purse People

Welcome Back To Her Holiness and the Danger Boi

My Brain Is Clouded With Pollen and Politics... I Need a Mind Diaper

Floating in a Mississippi Mud River Without a Paddle

Hey, Guys.... Could You Get Off Our Podcast's Lawn?

Might Be Time For Some New Pants, Honey

Sleepin' in Boots and Bathin' in Birdbaths

That's Too Much Botulism, Sir!

The Ghost of Kimchi Past

What's Up, My Cheuginators?! How We Cheugin?

Welcome to the Germ Party

Fetch Me My Beef, Employee

Baby Talk Car Wash

Tik Tok Krumpin' with Hayden Panettiere

James Cameron is a Diaper Movie Man

What Happens When Crindy Gets To Picklin'?

I Would Love an Emotional Support Horse

A Grief-Filled Weekend Under the Sea

Mary Steenburgen is a Gift

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sniffmas

We Have Effectively Wasted an Entire Day of Your Life

Mr. Winterman O'Houlihan

Pastor Blaster's Comin' For Ya, Brother

Sick Burn, Brenda

I Ate My Weight in Dolphin Nuggets

I'm a Frijole Man with a Frijole Plan

Brandon's Surprise Poddy

Spelunkin' For Punkins

No Means No, Pepé Le Pew

The Best Part of Waking Up Is Howlies in Your Guam

Gnocch Gnocch Gnocchi on Heaven's Door

Linda's Coming, Mr. Tibbs!!

You've Really Changed Since You Got Bangs

I Rebuke Your Mouth Bones, Sir

My Kids Are Sick.... My Toes Are Broken.

I've Got Giblets in Me Crocs

Pacifying My Baby with a Salt Lick

Did That Weird, Little Wizard Just Cast a Giraffe at Me?

Meghan Markle's Royal Chortle

Filled to the Brim with Yogurt Poses

Smells Like High Tide at Coney Island

The Villains Will Do The Stolens On The Moneys

The Bigger Your Salad The Sadder You Look

Nice to meet you... Want some gum?