Come Fight Me In The Dark

Witches and Warlocks you may hear burpin' and slurin' because we made good on our promise. This episode blew so we had to drink some brews. Zak goes high, Aaron goes below, Billy gets a devastating cold bite on his knee from an interdimensional boss monster from a 1998 computer game, and Jeff comments on how BIG it is. Oh and Jay gets high. Join Joel and Erik as we veer off course constantly as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 14: Pioche Hospital of Hell. 

Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are distended with the dry slop of a Costco sized double dose of Novitos. Who knew Zak could not only ruin ALIENS but also Witchcraft? Join Erik and Joel as we talk about caked up boys and Bill Chan's ruined toys as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 1&2, Mountain of Madness. 

Egg on our face WItches and Warlocks. The GAC is in LA and they decided that instead of a regular episode of Ghost Adventures, they would treat us to one of the most terrifying episodes of reality TV ever. Sacrificed animals, thieves in the night, buttcrack sweat, this episode has it all.    Join Erik and Joel as we are both possessed by RFK Jr as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 3: Hollydale Asylum of Hell.

Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are so full of Novitos ravioli at this point that we may as well be on the goddamn can. Zak thinks the Satanic Panic was legit, Jay is becoming sub-Billy, Billy is Vibrating, but not as much as Aaron, who vibrates so much he almost dies. Join Joel and Erik as we laugh through the pain as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 4: Hospital of the Damned

Witches and Warlocks, this episode is presented by our least favorite sponsors; Noveto's Ravioli. We have opened the cans, breathed in the dust, and swallowed our medicine as we observe Aaron ride a roller coaster, Billy hitting clowns with balls, Jay lose all his aura, and Zak goes on the worst hunt ever. Join Joel and Erik as we attempt to avoid TOASTY legal action as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 5: Darkness of Belmont Park

Witches and Warlocks, pour one out for a fallen elder Witch whose life is shown to burn so bright in this episode. Aaron has fun in the water, Billy puts a camera under his chin and we see into his brain via his nose, and Zak forms a bond with a 98 year old man.   Join Erik and Joel as we both laugh at the unceasing march of time as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 6: Rage on the River 

Witches and Warlocks, step off the edge and fall into the pit of despair that is this episode with us. Zak gets sleepy, Jay comes out as pro human sacrifice, Billy nods a lot, and Aaron is excited for cave exploration. Join Joel and Erik as we pitch a new paranormal police procedural show (and Paul Blart 3) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 7: Gold Town Terror.

Witches and Warlocks, you may want to avert your eyes, because in this episode, Billy Tolley leads us as close as humans dare to gazing upon the divine. Aaron hears a vampire, Jeff cries because of feedback loop, and Zak informs a woman in a dark basement that he can smell her fear. Join Erik and Joel as we say LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 9: Buried Souls of Pendleton Part 2

Hey ho Witches and Beyotchlocks! The boys are in Pendleton to scare up the ghosts of mole people and their consorts. Zak proves ghosts are real, Billy sucks his lips, and Aaron wears a HAT. Join Joel and Erik as we go so far that even we question why anyone listens as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 8: Buried Souls of Pendleton)

Come FIGHT US ZAK! Join us for the whole reason Joel pitched this reversal experiment as we watch the boys play with dolls until they are gagging for air. 

Witches & Warlocks brace yourselves. The reversal has paid off. Zak and crew go to a mansion in LA filled with mystery, cursed old ladies, and horny spirits. Join us as we commit to an anti-bit and also laugh until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 11: Manor of Malice)

YeeHaw Witches and Warlocks. Our new year reversal experiment is going off without a hitch! Well, one hitch, this episode is bad. Zak doesn't care, Billy smells poop, and Jay flexes hard. Join Joel and Erik as we devolve into an argument about memes as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 13, Episode 12: Condemned in Calico.

Happy 2026 Witches and Warlocks! As part of a fresh start for this fresh new year, we are doing things a little different. We are looking at the most recent season of GA, starting with their epic return to the Haunted Museum. Watch as Zak flexes for women, Billy gets tummy grumbles, and Jay sits in a chair. Join us as we get right to the debauchery as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 13: Midnight at the Museum).

Ho Ho oh no Witches and Warlocks. Erik and I decided to be selfish little Grinches this year and do something special just for US; watching a ghost show from 2006 staring Gary Busey, a nunnies alt comic, and 3 models. A delicious & decadent drink, or a terrifying trip? Watch with us as we discuss Celebrity Paranormal Project Episode 1: Waverly Hills (Its free to watch on Youtube!)

Uh oh Witches and Warlocks! Zak and the GAC turn into alt-right podcast chuds as they go to great lengths to convince the audience that orbs are the ghosts of aborted fetuses. Join Joel and Erik as we do so many bits that we almost trap ourselves into a Saint Vitus Dance esque loop of laughter that could have ended in our deaths as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 5: The Yost Theatre & Ritz Hotel (and Waffle-house). 

My oh my Witches and Warlocks. We didn't realize we would need our can openers when we started this episode. Sadly, Zak and the GAC force feed us cold, dry, Noveto's as they spend an eternity talking about how haunted this location is, while not getting evidence. Join Erik and Joel as we use baby birds to disprove god as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 4: Missouri State Prison

BOO Witches' and Warlocks. We have bought the ticket and taken the ride to beautiful Romania to join Zak and the GAC as they track the infamous legend of Drac. Join Joel and Erik as we talk about orb based STDs as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 10: Transylvania

Salame Witches and Warlocks! The GAC are back in California to shoot an inordinate number of Ol' Prospector short films, and when they find the time, hunt for ghosts. Zak doesn't believe people can be named George, Aaron loses his mind, and Nick almost shits his pants.  Join Joel and Erik as we rejoice in the abundance of evidence and Billy bumbles as we discuss Ghost Adventures, season 9, episode 3: Tuolumne Hospital.

Witches and Warlocks, join us for a very special episode. Erik is on painkillers while his destroyed clavicle bones pinch his meat, and so, in solidarity, Joel also took drugs. Its a drug-a-sode filled with jokes about jelking utters and ghostly grand mothers as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 2: Victoria's Black Swan Inn.

Well Witches and Warlocks, I have been out in nature and Erik has been flying over his handlebars as though his shoulders were made of something other than bones. To make up for the delay, here is one of our crowning achievements from the Patreon vault. A number of jokes were born in this episode (Billy's friend Grimace, Joshua Peepeepoopoo Warren's wish machine) and honestly, it just reaffirms that Paranormal Challenge is truly our muse. Please enjoy as we get back on our regularly scheduled program asap. 

We are BACK WITCHES AND WARLOCKS. Grab your boots, your mining helmets, and some Raid as we drive into the deserts of Nevada to the most haunted toilet in America, attached to the less haunted Pioneer Saloon. How will Zak and the GAC contend with a mine full of bats, a bar full of bullet holes, and a bathroom filled with the blood of prostitutes and/or movie stars?  Join Joel and Erik as we witerawy ban Zak from this instance as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 1: The Pioneer Saloon.

Do you smell that Witches and Warlocks? That stanky musk? Whats that?! A TREE THATS BENT IN A DIRECTION?! You know what that means...KESHA has been here, and we are hot on her trail. Thats right, we are back with our favorite party pop star Kesha as she tries to bring a third to lure the ever elusive Bigfoot into her boy crazy clutches. Join Joel and Erik while we practice Squach shouts as we discuss Conjuring Kesha Season 1, Episode 4: Into Bigfoots Lair.

Well Witches and Warlocks! Erik and Joel did some deep descending and realized that two whole shows that Zak has done are not worth talking about, so we landed on Deadly Possessions. This is a show where Zak dares you to look at his stuff, and asks, "isnt it neat?" Watch as he tries to make his collection complete with the introduction of the Dybbuk Box and Robert the Doll. One is a made up story so powerful it became real, and the other is a doll that does not appreciate being called the F slur.  Join Joel and Erik as we dive into Deadly Possessions, Episode 1: The Dybbuk Box & Robert the Doll 

Skap-ba-dap etc Witches and Warlocks! We are back with more Zaky's Angels as his droogs are sent to the east coast to help an exhausted mother and her creepy dough boy husband deal with a spirit that has been 4x power leveled by the presence of numerous babies.  Join Joel and Erik as we casually reference jokes from Patreon exclusive episodes as we discuss House Calls, Episode 2: Ellington Home Invasion

Witches and Warlocks, our side quest begins. On this first episode of CFMITD Presents THE DESCENT (of cfmitd) we take a dive into another Zak Bagans project: House Calls. The show where Zak rings in for 30 minutes on zoom deep in his haunted museum and makes his minions do all the actual work. Watch as the boys welcome a girl on the team, a man drops a cross from his pocket and acts like it was a ghost, and Billy ends up owing Aaron some serious money. Join Joel and Erik as we honor a fallen friend and then do a ten minute bit about god and foreskin as we discuss House Calls, Episode 1: Crisis in Long Beach

WE DID IT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! The end of season 8 is upon us. Zak ushers in this special occasion to summon a dagger storm to destroy a small town in Mississippi during his quest for one of the most powerful objects ever seen on this show. Join Erik and Joel as we try to not have a Mississippi slip as we giggle through Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 17: Kings Tavern 

Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Our most timely and most contemporary episode ever. Zak and the GAC are in Primm Nevada to rob the corpse of the infamous (because it was shitty) Whisky Pete's casino, and because Zak straight up hates everyone in his crew these days, they had to call Zak's new bestie, "incredibly famous" "comedian" Matt Rife. Join Joel and Erik as we watch Zak and Matt compare their smooth bodies (not as sexy as you would want) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 29, Episode 4: Abandoned at Whisky Pete's 

Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Joel has returned from the most haunted place in all the world; Zak Bagans Haunted Museum. Join us for tales of hijinks, horror, and haunted cum on this very special investigative report from team pink boy. 

Get ready to get dark Witches and Warlocks. Zak is back and instead of fun skits and goof-abouts, he has decided to lean more into faces of death and doubting little girl ghosts.  Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if Billy will EVER get someone to listen to his mix tape as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 16: The Glenn Tavern Inn. 

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING WITCHES AND WARLOCKS?! Cause it smells like Aarons tears after being abused by Zak in this 3rd/4th return to the place where it all began. Join Joel and Erik as we may hang up our fedoras for good as discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 15: Goldfield Hotel Redemption 

Put on your detectives Fedoras Witches and Warlocks. For once, we are on the pulse of both the paranormal AND true crime worlds as we bust open the sinister case of murder for hire targeted at our favorite big steppin' boy, Aaron Goodwin. Join Joel and Erik as we go through the evidence and watch a whole ass docu-series about the prison-simp at the center of this near tragedy as we discuss Ctrl+Alt+Desire and the breaking case of Aaron Goodwin. 

Hit me one time Witchs and Warlocks, because Zak and the GAC are back to put their spin on a national tragedy. Zak and the GAC do that voodoo that they do and investigate some incredibly haunted water. Join Joel and Erik as we hope to not drown in the flood of No-Vito's as we watch Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 14: New Orleans 

Witches and Warlocks, we are back on our shit, and Zak is back in the hot seat. ABC Nightline is here to put the pressure on Zak as he tells us of disabled child dungeon ghosts, pixel destroying Asians, and sailors with teeth on the outside rather than inside. Join Joel and Erik as we move it move it to get our blood meter into the red as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 13: Sailors Snug Harbor

Witches and Warlocks, WOW. We did it. We have released 100 things on this platform, most of which were full episodes, which means its time for a clip show retrospective!  Join Joel and Erik as we get too drunk for a Monday toasting all of you, and more importantly, ourselves, as we celebrate this milestone. 

Me-ow Witches and Warlocks. Come with us as we get so excited we "kitten tic" all the way to Wyoming to visit a spooky prison. Zak almost dies by hanging/fart chamber, Nick gets his head pet, and Billy steps up his game (only to be put way back down later)   Join Erik and Joel as we welcome a new demon overlord into our lives as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 12: The Wyoming Frontier Prison

Breath deep Witches and Warlocks, as doing so vexes Zak and his "fragile" lungs. In this episode, Zak gets all up in a Bo-hemoth of a hotel that has been soaked in magic crazy/happy water. Watch in wide eyed amazement as the boys get water high, a door opens, and Billy makes us like him (a little).  Join Joel and Erik as we accidently doom the planet as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 11: Crazy Town

Ho Ho Ho Witches and Warlocks. Its time to grab some gather close to your loved ones, grab some hot coco, and get ready for an extremely creamy episode. Zak and the boys hear about a cool mobster massacre, but it all gets forgotten when someone mentions feet. Join Joel and Erik as we bring 2024 to a close in the only way we know how as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 10: Union Station

Zak, Aaron, and Nick A House Made by a Poet Haunted? Not really Join Joel and Erik as we dive deep into our own secret language of references on our most incomprehensible episode yet! Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 9: The Tor House

NO. STONE. UNTURNED. Zak cant hide this iconic episode from the world! It has everything! Guns, 70s porno vibes, Zak needing to poop but not being able to despite a bathroom being within his reach! Yes Witches and Warlocks, its the famous house of thousand rooms, a cool building with a totally real story "wink" behind it. Join us as we watch in horror as Zak dry fires a rifle at the ghost of sad girl Sara as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4 (redacted): The Winchester Mystery House. 

Be not afraid Witches and Warlocks. We enter in to a new, round world with Zak and the GAC as they go to Brookdale Lodge to form a new orb based faith. Its got two little girl ghosts, and a bad raccoon infestation. We also get introduced to a dog with a job, Gracie, the paranormal puppy private eye.  Join Joel and Erik as we discuss the unspeakable things we would do in a pool while observed by a president while we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 8: The Brookdale Lodge 

Happy Halloween Witches and Warlocks! On this most hallowed of eves we bring you what could be the most terrifying GAC experience ever. Join us as we teleport back to the beginning of the pandemic to witness three brave men willingly lock down for 10 days in a haunted museum WITH BILLY TOLLEY. Zak combines the forces of his favorite dolls, yells at a van, and buys a house with an exceptionally constipated old lady ghost. Join Joel and Erik as we make many inappropriate mouth noises as we discuss Ghost Adventures Quarantine: Part 1 & 2

Spit on that THANG Witches and Warlocks. Zak and the GAC are in a mining town, and its about to get moist. Spitting, ghost murders, and metaphysical mysteries abound on this first episode of Haunted Home Renovations. Join Erik and Joel as we do our best off brand Jim Carey catch phrases as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 7: Cripple Creek 

Sorry Witches and Warlocks, its not our fault. Zak forced us to talk about Ohio. Also sorry Catholics. this episode is not a win for you. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak acts so brave while being such a coward. Hear the voice of Carl the Janitor from BEYOND THE GRAVE. Smell the gas from an incredibly nervous priest. Join Joel and Erik as we get on the Pope's hitlist as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 6: The Sedamsville Rectory 

My God Witches and Warlocks. In an episode where Zak focuses more on the actual history then he ever has before, he somehow missed that the person who called him to investigate was a paranormal flim-flam man for the ages.   Join Joel and Erik as we hawk tuah all up in your ear drums with some CMFITD ASMR as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 5: Black Moon Manor

Witches and Warlocks, its like Fargo, but with Ghosts. The stories are a bit silly, the characters are extra, but the horror is real. Join Joel and Erik as we do our best to politely destroy this episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 4: The Palmer House

Take your dramamine Witches and Warlocks because the boys are off on an adventure on the high seas! Zak gets evp cucked, Aaron engages in a mating ritual with a seal, and Nick vomits aggressively at sea life.  Join Erik and Joel as we uncover the truth behind the deadliest clown catastrophe at sea as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 3: Point Sur Lighthouse.  

Wow Witches and Warlocks. Two episodes in and its already an iconic season. The boys learn via magic, Zak gets emasculated by ANTIFIA, and we see visual evidence of a real life "Werewoof." Join Joel and Erik as we almost die from the heat as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 2: The Excalibur Nightclub. (PS there are some fan noises which we will say is just the sound of the WINDY CITY)

Witches and Warlocks it has BEGUN. Season 8 is upon us and it already has delivered a milestone in GAC history. Watch in horror as Nick gets so sad that Billy replaces him. Watch with joy as Zak waxes poetic more than he ever has before. Watch with confusion as the GAC interview a chair. Join Joel and Erik as we go in blind on Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 1: The Central Unit Prison 

Howdy YALL. Your Pink Boy's had some scheduling kerfuffle's so to tide you over, here is one of the most insane things we have ever recorded. Zak is deep into the albatross around his neck that he created, and things are looking bad. They are in the south, the teams are made up of moms, morons, and mixed martial artists, and they are all haunted by Buddy the Worm Boy. Join Erik and Joel as we pitch the next big paranormal tv series as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 8: Old South Pittsburg Hospital 

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