Conversations for our Grandkids

The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.

Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks

Airing out dirty logic, First Amendment Defense Act: being free to discriminate against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,

Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417

Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast

Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease

Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove

HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING

BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.

KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,

HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,

BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES

NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT

OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN

MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES DOORBELL, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLECH, THREE BASIC COLORS

DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH

THE CHASER, STRUGGLES, SAHDHGURU, STAND UP, JESELNIK, COLDPLAY, BLACK KEYS, DRUGS, MAJOR DEPRESSION, YOGA

DRINKING AGAIN, THINK LIKE A MAN, WASHING FEET IN THE SINK, THE GAME, PUA, MOUNT OLMYPUS GROS STRONG, TIME TRAVELING WASTED, JOEL OLSTEEN, DEVIL JAZMINE, QUIT THE LAB, I SECOND THAT, BLACK GIRL MAGIC PARTY, WOMENS BATHROOMS, LUCY LUI, EXCHANGE PROGRAM, ADAM'S CDS, 14 SHOTS DEEP, JAZMINE EATS RAW MEAT, HELL EARTH HEAVEN

ASTRAL BODIES, BABAJI, LOONEY TOON WORLD, FREE WILL, MICRODOSING, GREAT AUNT, GRANDKIDS, HYPERBOLIC, SEAMUS' BUS STORY, FUN DIP, BIG DIPPER, HEROIN , JAZMINE THE PLOT QUEEN

THE SELF, MILLIONAIRE BOY, MEXICAN BILLIONAIRE, NIAGRA FALLS, CHYNA, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, WAGE GAP, STANDARDS OF BEAUTY, YOU BLACK?, THE TRUTH, ANXIETY, 124, KABBALAH, CLEAR THE AIR, INDENTIFYING WITH THE BODY, INTERVIEW SEAMUS TIME, TEACHER'S PREDICTION

<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > Intro: "Sunny" by Stevie WonderOutro: "Acid Rain" by Chance the RapperMICRODOSING, ALLEDGEDLY, STEVIE WONDER, ASTRAL DICKS, BEING TALL, OJ SIMPSON, DOING FIGURE 8'S, ADAM'S AMNESIA, IDLE HANDS, BRAOD CITY, GOD N SHIT

RAPPING,#RESISTCAPITALISM, GOVERNMENT, BILL CLINTON, POLITICS IN VR, VERTIGO, IMAX THEATER, GRATEFUL DEAD MUSEUM, BATH OF WINE, DR WHO CONDOMS, SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY, WHEN THAT SHIT COMES BACK?, CATDOG, CRYING AT MOVIES, SPOTLIGHT BLOOPERS, SCHOOL OF ROCK TV SHOW, CLOVERFIELD, KIDZ BOPS, DEADS ON FACEBOOK, DEAD DAUGHTER PHOTOSHOPS

<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > Intro: "Virtual Insanity" by JamiroquaiOutro: "10 Feet Tall" by Fat Freddy's DropGOOGLE CARDBOARD, VIRTUAL REALITY, EXPLORER, URBAN HIKE, GYPSIES, DRONES, ENLIGHTENED SOCIETY, WORLD WIDE ORGY, FURRIES, OPEN MIC, COLLEGE CHILDREN, OFFENDED, GENERATIONS, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, HILLARY VS BERNIE, JFK, FDR, THE DUSTBOWL, DAVID MACKAY, FUCKING ALIENS, MR. ROGERS, THE ROCK, WRESTLEMANIA, BACON POPTARTS, KIM GOLDMAN 

WEED TALKING, FEEL THE BURN, TRUMP ON TORTURE, THE PEOPLE VS OJ SIMPSON, GUILTY, BEYONCE RACE BAITING, FORMATION, COPS, JOSEPHINE BAKER, BANANA SKIRT, TRAYVON MARTIN, BREAKING AND ENTERING, DNA, ADAM'S BOMB, BEEFIN, WAGE GAP, INEQUALITY, DRUGS

RACIAL SLURS, WAP, BOONGA, NEVER EAT OF A PIG, HALAL TRUCK, CHICKENSTEAKSTEAK, TRANSGENDER ISSUES, JAZZ, JAZMINE'S FACEBOOK DRAMA, TEN TOES DOWN, INSANITY, URBAN DICTIONARY, FAMILY, C-SECTION, RELAXED SUICIDE, DOWN SYNDROME, MUSCULAR DISTROPHY BAE, BEYONCE, WE OFFENSIVE?

STONE COLD, EARTH FAIR, REBOOTS, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER, PEOPLE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, POLITICS, JOBS, MED STUDENTS, HIJAB, ESL, MOUSEMAN, CURTIS COOPER, UBER, MARKET PRICE PUSS, CONSENT IS BAE

THE LIPS, THE WARRIORS, 3 O'CLOCK HIGH, VIOLENCE, WORLDSTAR FIGHT COMPS, CONOR MCGREGOR, UFC, RV CONVENTION, EMPTY THE SHITTER, SOBER SEAMUS, SUBSTANCES, CONVERSATION 9, CHINESE FINGER TRAP, GOD PROVIDES, DRUNK ON THE EL, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, ADAM'S OLD APARTMENT, ALAN WATTS, SHROOMS, PRAYING, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, DIFFERENT TYPES OF YOGA

NUDECAST, DOPE UBER, EMPATHY WITHOUT A PLAN, THE KKK, MLK, NONVIOLENCE, FREEDOM RIDERS, OCCUPY WALLSTREET, FACEBOOK, ANGER, PORN, THE DESIRE SYSTEM, THE MIDDLE PATH

ANGER, MIDDLESCHOOL STORIES, STAR WARS, ANAKIN, JAR JAR BINKS: AUTISTIC SAVAANT, REDLETTERMEDIA, YODA, ISIS STAR WARS, MORGAN FREEMAN, ADAM'S ANGER, HE-MAN, KARAN'S QUOTES, ISIS MEMES, TRUMP, DEMOCRACY, CORPORATE FACISM, OLIGARCHY, LET US KNOW

SEAMUS' DAD, FAKE LAUGH, GREAT GRANDKIDS, IRELAND, VOLVIC, ALZHEIMERS, EXPAND ON REALITY, A FUCKING ACCIDENT, CLIFF, KILKENNY CASTLE, SEEING AMERICANS OUTSIDE OF AMERICA, ACID, RACIST GREAT GRANDFATHER, IT'S AN N WORD MAYDAY, GRANDPA, BABY-BOOMERS, DAD GRILLS ME, COMPUTER CODE, FREE WILL, EXISTENTIAL KID

SPOOKY SOUNDS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, NIGHT TREMORS, JAZMINE'S BANGIN ASS GHOST STORY, DEATH NEVER TELLS YOU WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, TULPA, SEAMUS' MOM'S STORY, DEAD NAZIS, BLACK BABY STORY, GHOST SHIP, BABADOOK, BIRTH DEFECTS

SNUFF PUPPETS, WORLDS UGLIEST WOMAN, DOGFIGHT, ANTI-BULLYING, THERAPY, THE TRUTH, BIGGEST LOSER SCAM, WALING DEAD BRO, WALKING THE LINE, TRAINED FAT ACTORS, HOMELESS WEDDING, KISS LESS VIRGINS, RAPE REVENGE, DICK CUTTING, ICE MAN, SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, POLICE BRUTALITY, TARANTINO, KEVIN HART, MEME MAKER, AGGRESSIVE ATHEIST, RULE BREAKERS

COREY'S BLOG, FACEBOOK, ANONYMITY, DOLLA BILLZ, TRANS FACEBOOK, ANGER, FRIENDLY RACISM, INDIAN FRIEND GROUP, POLITICALLY CORRECT, RISK, FIGHTING DRUNKS, PENALTY BOX, OVERDOSING ON ANGER, THE SELF, CANDYMUNCHERS.COM, REINCARNATION, GOD, WHAT IT IS, FREE WILL, I'M THE LEAST RELIGIOUS PERSON, LOST IN SAMSARA,

DROWNING IN RAPE, LIGHTNING VICTIMS, APOCALYPSE RULES, WHEN TO HELP OTHERS, LIARS, ROTARY PHONE, DOG CAGE CHRISTMAS, PISS N SHIT, POPE, MAYOR NUTTER, DONALD TRUMP, DAVE?, CHURCH N STATE, BAMBOOZLED, INDIANS, RUSSIA, COLD WAR, EXPORTING RAYMOND, FINGERPRINTS OF THE GODS, GOATSE, SMALL TALK, SAY SOMETHING MEAN

SKITTLES, THE GREAT GUMMI DEBATE, WW2, GHOST MAFIA, BURNING CANDLES, SUGAR GOBLINS, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOUNG BLACK TEENS, THE LONE MATTRESS, CFOG ZOMBIE TAG DAY, PARACHUTE DAY, FAST AND THE FURIOUS, OFF YOUR ROCKER, THE MARTIAN, FUCK HARRY POTTER, GURU

ADAM'S GATOR, STAGE MANAGING, CORNY COMPLAINTS, SEAMUS GETS CAUGHT, GOFOBO, DELIVER US FROM EVIL, THE PURGE, HAPPY 9/11, NEVER FORGET THEY GOT US, "SEAMUS THINKS 9/11 WAS OKAY," CLEAR CHANNEL FEAR MONGERING, PRE-9/11, SUPERMARKET SWEEP, STATIC SHOCK SCHOOL SHOOTING, GEORGE BUSH, ILLUSION OF CHOICE, NUKES, DONALD TRUMP, THE CONTEST

SUICIDE WATCH 2015, DIVINE INTERVENTION, BIG DOG SEAMUS, KARMA, FLOW STATE, BRUCE LEE, BRUCE WILLIS, THE WITNESS, VIBES, DJANGO UNCHAINED, RUGBY, ROUGH AND TUMBLE GIRLS, FUCK FOOTBALL, NFL STREET, THE CONTEST, #GOOKSHATESPICS, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, WIZARD OF OZ, LYFT, DON'T TAKE THE PUSSY, MATTRESS GIRL, PORN, BAROCKHARD OBAMA

WINTER, SUICIDE WATCH, HOT CHOCOLATE SHOWER, THE CONTEST, COLOR RUN, DIWALI, ENDANGERED SPECIES CONDOMS, BOSTON, THE GRID, GOING HAM ON THE TARDS, SAM ADAMS, GUINNESS, WCW, GUNS, SHOOTING, MORBID CURIOSITY, LAWNMOWER, SAD SEAMUS, FAX MACHINES, FRANK SINATRA KILLING IT, MY WAY, DEPRESSING, ACTING, REVIEW US ON ITUNES

SULTRY AVENUE, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, SEAWORLD, ADMISSIONS GUY, HARRY POTTER STORY, UNKNOWN BEEFS, LINE STORIES, POPEYE PISS, PHILLY'S HOMELESS HOMIES, FREE BLEEDING, #FREEBLEED, CD SCHULTZ, 70 RAT TAILS, EVANESCENCE, ASS BITCH, LUCHA UNDERGROUND, MARCOS MAN, SESAME STREET VS MAD MAX, BOOKER T WAS THE BLACK GUY, COKE CAN, THE OFFICE, THE SIMPSONS, IN DEPTH STAR WARS TALK, FAMILY GUY

POLY ANN MARIE, DR WHO REVIEW, JENGA THE MOVIE, SEAMUS' A-, MR. LARRY, HOUSE ARREST, FUCKO DAVID, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, ADAM'S FIRST ANAL STORY, POSSIBLE CONTEST, #BERNIELIVESMATTER, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU, OCCUPY WALL STREET, STOP CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE, #BERNIESANDERSGIRLS, I'M NOT GETTING DOGGED FOR THIS, #ALLLIVESMATTER, TEAM HUMAN, PLAYLIST.COM, THE OTHER NIGHT, ADULT DISCUSSIONS, WE'RE ALONE, RAMANA MAHARSHI THE MASTER OF SILENCE

Music by Noel Scales Intro: Good Girl Outro: Hard Love NOEL SCALES, SEAMUS' UFC CORNER, RONDA ROUSEY, FALLON FOX THE TRANS CHAMP, PHANTOM DICK SYNDROME, JAZZ, TRANSGENDER MORTAL KOMBAT, FREE INHABITANT, ADAM AND SEAMUS FIGHT THE POWER, ANT-MAN, IT FOLLOWS, AWKWARD TRUMP, THE ACT OF KILLING, HITCHBOT, PHILADELPHIA JERKS, BLACK ROBOTS MATTER, #ALLLIVESMATTER, ABSTRACT RACISM, @CONVO4GRANDKIDS

MUSIC: CURTIS COOPER FEEDBACK, SHITTY TALK RADIO, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, SEAMUS' SHROOM JOURNAL, PIZZA PROFILE, ALAN WATTS, JURY DUTY, ADAM'S MOM GOES TO JAIL, THE GRAVITY OF ALLEGATIONS, BOOZE VS WEED, REASONABLE DOUBT, GENETICALLY SPECIFIC MEDICINE, ASK ABOUT US

<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > FLORIDA, FUCK PICTURES, CONDOM CONFUSION, SAM HARRIS, ISLAM, SPEAKING TONGUES, WHEN IS IT OK TO INTERVENE?, IRELAND, CHINA'S EMPTY CITIES, STOCK MARKET, COMMUNISM, BAND-AIDS, CHINA AIN'T SHIT, FUCK-KILL-MARRY: FOOD-WATER-SHELTER, IMMA BEAT JAPAN ASS, REVIEW US ON iTunes

GRANDPA SEAMUS, SICK SOUNDERS, RAPE SONG, BREAKING MADDEN, TREVOR TALES, ANXIOUS DOG, GRAPEFRUIT, CORALINE, FAMILY FEUD, IRONING TIES, GHOST HUNTERS, LITTLE MAN, FALLOUT 4, WARRIORS OF VIRTUE, FAMILY TIME STIMULATION, FIREMAN

DOG HAIR, YOU'RE LATE WITH BUBBA AND JAKE, BOXTROLLS, PHYSICS IN MOVIES, GIG LIFE, GETTING ALL THE FANS, EVIL?, SEAMUS' FAMILY CORNER, SHOUT OUT TO JESUS, A HITLER FAVOR, FAME BURDEN, CATCHING PERSONAL BULLSHIT

JAZMINES LOVELY POEM, THE CORE, JUST A PISSER PISSING, FREE WILL, NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR INTERMISSION, LOOK WHO'S BURNING, WE TINKER WITH ADAM'S LIFE, HUMAN TO HUMAN, SEAMUS IS INERTIA, RED HOT CORE, MAHARAJ-JI DRIVES JAZMINE CRAZY, DEATH, NO FREE WILL IN GAME OF THRONES, WE START CRYING

HALF BIRTHDAY,TEXAS SHAPED FOODS, REVIEW SHOUT OUTS, DOT INDIAN OR FEATHER INDIAN?, PIVOTAL LIFE MOMENT AGE OF ULTRON, CD SCHULTZ, #SEAMUS, GAME OF THRONES DEBATE, SANSA VS ARYA, CHRIS PRATT

INSECTARIUM, WE DEM BOYZ, EVERYONE'S WRESTLING CORNER, ROH, JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER IN BALL SHORTS, WORST FANS, YOU'RE A FAG, SPOILED LITTLE KIDS, WHY IS EVERYONE SEAMUS?, JAZMINE FEUDS WITH JAY LETHAL, AMTRAK JOKES, TRAINS, SAFETY FIRST, HALLS OF EXTINCTION, CHOCOLATE PEOPLE, RACISM EXPLAINED, CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG

Intro: Swamp Sauce - ill Fated Natives Outro: Spanish Horses - ill Fated Natives PISS IN THE SEA, Ex Machina Review, SEAMUS TAKES A WALK, CONSCIOUSNESS, THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS, RAM DASS, THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL, SPIRITUALITY, ENJOY THE SWEET SIDE OF LIFE, SHOUT OUTS INCOMING