Conversations for our Grandkids
by Seamus Millar, Adam George
Your boyz Seamus and Adam, plus the occasional guest, record normal conversations they'd like their future grandkids to hear. They cover any topic that comes to mind, in the hopes that they will capture the major concerns of their time and place on Earth accurately. Hopefully their grandkids will listen to these conversations and understand how Grandpa became so crotchety and deluded. It's all just temporary bro.
Episodes
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CFOG 80: Intrusive Thoughts
The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience…
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CFOG 79: Jazmine's Back
Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks
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CFOG 78: Two Cis-Men and Some Wine
Airing out dirty logic, First Amendment Defense Act: being free to discriminate against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,
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CFOG 77: Nice Clock, Ahmed
Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield...
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CFOG 76: Talking Through a Tin Can
Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years...
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CFOG 75: Trumpcast
Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease
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CFOG 74: The White Mage
Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove
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CFOG 73: Griefcast
HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING
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CFOG 72: Periscope Haters
BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.
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CFOG 71: Here We Go Again
KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,
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CFOG 70: Hijab Porn
HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,
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CFOG 69: The Third Party
BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES
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CFOG 68: Meth For President
NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT
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CFOG 67: Junk DNA
OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN
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CFOG 66: Adam's Here
MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE
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CFOG 65: Weighty Knockers
PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES...
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CFOG 64: Sidewalks Are Awesome
DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH
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CFOG 63: The Chaser Episode
THE CHASER, STRUGGLES, SAHDHGURU, STAND UP, JESELNIK, COLDPLAY, BLACK KEYS, DRUGS, MAJOR DEPRESSION, YOGA
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CFOG 62: 14 Shots Deep
DRINKING AGAIN, THINK LIKE A MAN, WASHING FEET IN THE SINK, THE GAME, PUA, MOUNT OLMYPUS GROS STRONG, TIME TRAVELING WASTED, JOEL OLSTEEN, DEVIL JAZMINE, QUIT THE LAB, I SECOND THAT, BLACK GIRL MAGIC PARTY, WOMENS BATHROOMS, LUCY LUI, EXCHANGE PROGRAM, ADAM'S CDS, 14 SHOTS DEEP, JAZMINE EATS RAW...
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CFOG 61: Buddha So Lit
ASTRAL BODIES, BABAJI, LOONEY TOON WORLD, FREE WILL, MICRODOSING, GREAT AUNT, GRANDKIDS, HYPERBOLIC, SEAMUS' BUS STORY, FUN DIP, BIG DIPPER, HEROIN , JAZMINE THE PLOT QUEEN
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CFOG 60: Interview Seamus Time
THE SELF, MILLIONAIRE BOY, MEXICAN BILLIONAIRE, NIAGRA FALLS, CHYNA, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, WAGE GAP, STANDARDS OF BEAUTY, YOU BLACK?, THE TRUTH, ANXIETY, 124, KABBALAH, CLEAR THE AIR, INDENTIFYING WITH THE BODY, INTERVIEW SEAMUS TIME, TEACHER'S PREDICTION
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CFOG 59: Allegedly Microcasting
CFOG 59: Allegedly Microcasting Adam George, Seamus Millar Download Intro: "Sunny" by Stevie WonderOutro: "Acid Rain" by Chance the Rapper MICRODOSING, ALLEDGEDLY, STEVIE WONDER, ASTRAL DICKS, BEING TALL, OJ SIMPSON, DOING FIGURE 8'S, ADAM'S AMNESIA, IDLE HANDS, BRAOD CITY, GOD N SHIT
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CFOG 58: Photoshopping Dead Kids
RAPPING,#RESISTCAPITALISM, GOVERNMENT, BILL CLINTON, POLITICS IN VR, VERTIGO, IMAX THEATER, GRATEFUL DEAD MUSEUM, BATH OF WINE, DR WHO CONDOMS, SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY, WHEN THAT SHIT COMES BACK?, CATDOG, CRYING AT MOVIES, SPOTLIGHT BLOOPERS, SCHOOL OF ROCK TV SHOW, CLOVERFIELD, KIDZ...
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CFOG 57: Bacon Poptarts in Virtual Reality
CFOG 57: Bacon Poptarts In Virtual Reality Seamus Millar Intro: "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai Outro: "10 Feet Tall" by Fat Freddy's Drop GOOGLE CARDBOARD, VIRTUAL REALITY, EXPLORER, URBAN HIKE, GYPSIES, DRONES, ENLIGHTENED SOCIETY, WORLD WIDE ORGY, FURRIES, OPEN MIC, COLLEGE CHILDREN…
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CFOG 56: Mansplain Me This
WEED TALKING, FEEL THE BURN, TRUMP ON TORTURE, THE PEOPLE VS OJ SIMPSON, GUILTY, BEYONCE RACE BAITING, FORMATION, COPS, JOSEPHINE BAKER, BANANA SKIRT, TRAYVON MARTIN, BREAKING AND ENTERING, DNA, ADAM'S BOMB, BEEFIN, WAGE GAP, INEQUALITY, DRUGS
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CFOG 55: Ten Toes Down
RACIAL SLURS, WAP, BOONGA, NEVER EAT OF A PIG, HALAL TRUCK, CHICKENSTEAKSTEAK, TRANSGENDER ISSUES, JAZZ, JAZMINE'S FACEBOOK DRAMA, TEN TOES DOWN, INSANITY, URBAN DICTIONARY, FAMILY, C-SECTION, RELAXED SUICIDE, DOWN SYNDROME, MUSCULAR DISTROPHY BAE, BEYONCE, WE OFFENSIVE?
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CFOG 54: Stone Cold Day
STONE COLD, EARTH FAIR, REBOOTS, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER, PEOPLE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, POLITICS, JOBS, MED STUDENTS, HIJAB, ESL, MOUSEMAN, CURTIS COOPER, UBER, MARKET PRICE PUSS, CONSENT IS BAE
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CFOG 53: Chinese Finger Trap
THE LIPS, THE WARRIORS, 3 O'CLOCK HIGH, VIOLENCE, WORLDSTAR FIGHT COMPS, CONOR MCGREGOR, UFC, RV CONVENTION, EMPTY THE SHITTER, SOBER SEAMUS, SUBSTANCES, CONVERSATION 9, CHINESE FINGER TRAP, GOD PROVIDES, DRUNK ON THE EL, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, ADAM'S OLD APARTMENT, ALAN WATTS, SHROOMS, PRAYING,...
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CFOG 52: KKK-Hole
NUDECAST, DOPE UBER, EMPATHY WITHOUT A PLAN, THE KKK, MLK, NONVIOLENCE, FREEDOM RIDERS, OCCUPY WALLSTREET, FACEBOOK, ANGER, PORN, THE DESIRE SYSTEM, THE MIDDLE PATH
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CFOG 41: Democrazy
ANGER, MIDDLESCHOOL STORIES, STAR WARS, ANAKIN, JAR JAR BINKS: AUTISTIC SAVAANT, REDLETTERMEDIA, YODA, ISIS STAR WARS, MORGAN FREEMAN, ADAM'S ANGER, HE-MAN, KARAN'S QUOTES, ISIS MEMES, TRUMP, DEMOCRACY, CORPORATE FACISM, OLIGARCHY, LET US KNOW
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Conversations For Our Great Grandkids
SEAMUS' DAD, FAKE LAUGH, GREAT GRANDKIDS, IRELAND, VOLVIC, ALZHEIMERS, EXPAND ON REALITY, A FUCKING ACCIDENT, CLIFF, KILKENNY CASTLE, SEEING AMERICANS OUTSIDE OF AMERICA, ACID, RACIST GREAT GRANDFATHER, IT'S AN N WORD MAYDAY, GRANDPA, BABY-BOOMERS, DAD GRILLS ME, COMPUTER CODE, FREE WILL,...
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CFOG'S HALLOWSCREAM 2015
SPOOKY SOUNDS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, NIGHT TREMORS, JAZMINE'S BANGIN ASS GHOST STORY, DEATH NEVER TELLS YOU WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, TULPA, SEAMUS' MOM'S STORY, DEAD NAZIS, BLACK BABY STORY, GHOST SHIP, BABADOOK, BIRTH DEFECTS
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Conversation 36
SNUFF PUPPETS, WORLDS UGLIEST WOMAN, DOGFIGHT, ANTI-BULLYING, THERAPY, THE TRUTH, BIGGEST LOSER SCAM, WALING DEAD BRO, WALKING THE LINE, TRAINED FAT ACTORS, HOMELESS WEDDING, KISS LESS VIRGINS, RAPE REVENGE, DICK CUTTING, ICE MAN, SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, POLICE BRUTALITY, TARANTINO, KEVIN HART,...
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Conversation 34
COREY'S BLOG, FACEBOOK, ANONYMITY, DOLLA BILLZ, TRANS FACEBOOK, ANGER, FRIENDLY RACISM, INDIAN FRIEND GROUP, POLITICALLY CORRECT, RISK, FIGHTING DRUNKS, PENALTY BOX, OVERDOSING ON ANGER, THE SELF, CANDYMUNCHERS.COM, REINCARNATION, GOD, WHAT IT IS, FREE WILL, I'M THE LEAST RELIGIOUS PERSON, LOST…
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Conversation 33
DROWNING IN RAPE, LIGHTNING VICTIMS, APOCALYPSE RULES, WHEN TO HELP OTHERS, LIARS, ROTARY PHONE, DOG CAGE CHRISTMAS, PISS N SHIT, POPE, MAYOR NUTTER, DONALD TRUMP, DAVE?, CHURCH N STATE, BAMBOOZLED, INDIANS, RUSSIA, COLD WAR, EXPORTING RAYMOND, FINGERPRINTS OF THE GODS, GOATSE, SMALL TALK, SAY...
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Conversation 32
SKITTLES, THE GREAT GUMMI DEBATE, WW2, GHOST MAFIA, BURNING CANDLES, SUGAR GOBLINS, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOUNG BLACK TEENS, THE LONE MATTRESS, CFOG ZOMBIE TAG DAY, PARACHUTE DAY, FAST AND THE FURIOUS, OFF YOUR ROCKER, THE MARTIAN, FUCK HARRY POTTER, GURU
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Conversation 31
ADAM'S GATOR, STAGE MANAGING, CORNY COMPLAINTS, SEAMUS GETS CAUGHT, GOFOBO, DELIVER US FROM EVIL, THE PURGE, HAPPY 9/11, NEVER FORGET THEY GOT US, "SEAMUS THINKS 9/11 WAS OKAY," CLEAR CHANNEL FEAR MONGERING, PRE-9/11, SUPERMARKET SWEEP, STATIC SHOCK SCHOOL SHOOTING, GEORGE BUSH, ILLUSION OF…
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Conversation 30
SUICIDE WATCH 2015, DIVINE INTERVENTION, BIG DOG SEAMUS, KARMA, FLOW STATE, BRUCE LEE, BRUCE WILLIS, THE WITNESS, VIBES, DJANGO UNCHAINED, RUGBY, ROUGH AND TUMBLE GIRLS, FUCK FOOTBALL, NFL STREET, THE CONTEST, #GOOKSHATESPICS, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, WIZARD OF OZ, LYFT, DON'T TAKE THE PUSSY,...
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Conversation 29
WINTER, SUICIDE WATCH, HOT CHOCOLATE SHOWER, THE CONTEST, COLOR RUN, DIWALI, ENDANGERED SPECIES CONDOMS, BOSTON, THE GRID, GOING HAM ON THE TARDS, SAM ADAMS, GUINNESS, WCW, GUNS, SHOOTING, MORBID CURIOSITY, LAWNMOWER, SAD SEAMUS, FAX MACHINES, FRANK SINATRA KILLING IT, MY WAY, DEPRESSING, ACTING,...
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Conversation 28
SULTRY AVENUE, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, SEAWORLD, ADMISSIONS GUY, HARRY POTTER STORY, UNKNOWN BEEFS, LINE STORIES, POPEYE PISS, PHILLY'S HOMELESS HOMIES, FREE BLEEDING, #FREEBLEED, CD SCHULTZ, 70 RAT TAILS, EVANESCENCE, ASS BITCH, LUCHA UNDERGROUND, MARCOS MAN, SESAME STREET VS MAD MAX, BOOKER T WAS…
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Conversation 27
POLY ANN MARIE, DR WHO REVIEW, JENGA THE MOVIE, SEAMUS' A-, MR. LARRY, HOUSE ARREST, FUCKO DAVID, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, ADAM'S FIRST ANAL STORY, POSSIBLE CONTEST, #BERNIELIVESMATTER, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU, OCCUPY WALL STREET, STOP CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE, #BERNIESANDERSGIRLS, I'M NOT GETTING...
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Conversation 26
Music by Noel Scales Intro: Good Girl Outro: Hard Love NOEL SCALES, SEAMUS' UFC CORNER, RONDA ROUSEY, FALLON FOX THE TRANS CHAMP, PHANTOM DICK SYNDROME, JAZZ, TRANSGENDER MORTAL KOMBAT, FREE INHABITANT, ADAM AND SEAMUS FIGHT THE POWER, ANT-MAN, IT FOLLOWS, AWKWARD TRUMP, THE ACT OF KILLING,...
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Conversation 24
MUSIC: CURTIS COOPER FEEDBACK, SHITTY TALK RADIO, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, SEAMUS' SHROOM JOURNAL, PIZZA PROFILE, ALAN WATTS, JURY DUTY, ADAM'S MOM GOES TO JAIL, THE GRAVITY OF ALLEGATIONS, BOOZE VS WEED, REASONABLE DOUBT, GENETICALLY SPECIFIC MEDICINE, ASK ABOUT US
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Conversation 23
Conversation 23 Seamus Millar FLORIDA, FUCK PICTURES, CONDOM CONFUSION, SAM HARRIS, ISLAM, SPEAKING TONGUES, WHEN IS IT OK TO INTERVENE?, IRELAND, CHINA'S EMPTY CITIES, STOCK MARKET, COMMUNISM, BAND-AIDS, CHINA AIN'T SHIT, FUCK-KILL-MARRY: FOOD-WATER-SHELTER, IMMA BEAT JAPAN ASS, REVIEW US ON iTunes
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Seamus' Conversation Blowout
GRANDPA SEAMUS, SICK SOUNDERS, RAPE SONG, BREAKING MADDEN, TREVOR TALES, ANXIOUS DOG, GRAPEFRUIT, CORALINE, FAMILY FEUD, IRONING TIES, GHOST HUNTERS, LITTLE MAN, FALLOUT 4, WARRIORS OF VIRTUE, FAMILY TIME STIMULATION, FIREMAN
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Conversation 19
DOG HAIR, YOU'RE LATE WITH BUBBA AND JAKE, BOXTROLLS, PHYSICS IN MOVIES, GIG LIFE, GETTING ALL THE FANS, EVIL?, SEAMUS' FAMILY CORNER, SHOUT OUT TO JESUS, A HITLER FAVOR, FAME BURDEN, CATCHING PERSONAL BULLSHIT
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Conversation 18: Part 2
JAZMINES LOVELY POEM, THE CORE, JUST A PISSER PISSING, FREE WILL, NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR INTERMISSION, LOOK WHO'S BURNING, WE TINKER WITH ADAM'S LIFE, HUMAN TO HUMAN, SEAMUS IS INERTIA, RED HOT CORE, MAHARAJ-JI DRIVES JAZMINE CRAZY, DEATH, NO FREE WILL IN GAME OF THRONES, WE START CRYING
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Conversation 18: Part 1
HALF BIRTHDAY,TEXAS SHAPED FOODS, REVIEW SHOUT OUTS, DOT INDIAN OR FEATHER INDIAN?, PIVOTAL LIFE MOMENT AGE OF ULTRON, CD SCHULTZ, #SEAMUS, GAME OF THRONES DEBATE, SANSA VS ARYA, CHRIS PRATT
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Conversation 17
INSECTARIUM, WE DEM BOYZ, EVERYONE'S WRESTLING CORNER, ROH, JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER IN BALL SHORTS, WORST FANS, YOU'RE A FAG, SPOILED LITTLE KIDS, WHY IS EVERYONE SEAMUS?, JAZMINE FEUDS WITH JAY LETHAL, AMTRAK JOKES, TRAINS, SAFETY FIRST, HALLS OF EXTINCTION, CHOCOLATE PEOPLE, RACISM EXPLAINED,...
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Conversation 16
Intro: Swamp Sauce - ill Fated Natives Outro: Spanish Horses - ill Fated Natives PISS IN THE SEA, Ex Machina Review, SEAMUS TAKES A WALK, CONSCIOUSNESS, THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS, RAM DASS, THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL, SPIRITUALITY, ENJOY THE SWEET SIDE OF LIFE, SHOUT OUTS INCOMING
About this show
Your boyz Seamus and Adam, plus the occasional guest, record normal conversations they'd like their future grandkids to hear. They cover any topic that comes to mind, in the hopes that they will capture the major concerns of their time and place on Earth accurately. Hopefully their grandkids will listen to these conversations and understand how Grandpa became so crotchety and deluded. It's all just temporary bro.
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Seamus Millar, Adam George
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