Cousin Brothers

daddy's homehttps://cousinbrothers.com

wear the tape out on this onehttps://cousinbrothers.com

vending is wildhttps://cousinbrothers.com

fight ushttps://cousinbrothers.com

we're sorry about this onehttps://cousinbrothers.com

uh oh stinkyhttps://cousinbrothers.com

the monsters fit in our pocketshttps://cousinbrothers.com

WHY WOULD HE SAY THIShttps://cousinbrothers.comRe-uploaded due to copyriht

the boys are back in townhttps://cousinbrothers.com

when papa's away - the boys will playhttps://cousinbrothers.com

WOOHOOhttps://cousinbrothers.com

happy new yearhttps://cousinbrothers.com

whoopshttps://cousinbrothers.com

We'll miss you, Johnhttps://cousinbrothers.com

we're sorry...https://cousinbrothers.com

we're doing it ourselves this timehttps://cousinbrothers.com

shuffling decks and playlistshttps://cousinbrothers.com

the pokemon company international is back on our list of the 3 things we talk abouthttps://cousinbrothers.com

they've ruined gaming forever https://cousinbrothers.com

let's get spookyhttps://cousinbrothers.com

This game looks crazy...https://cousinbrothers.com

the boys ragebait matt for 68 minuteshttps://cousinbrothers.com

The Cousin Brothers hit this week with marketplace rage, card show chaos, and Matt’s latest space hardware gig, all topped off with gym check-ins, pop culture tangents, and a cursed thought experiment about the worst festival lineup ever.▬ Contents of this episode ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬00:00 - Intro & Banter00:45 - Matt’s Work Update: Building 9 & Spaceflight Hardware16:56 - Card-Show Recap: Evolving Skies, Code Cards & Pulls20:32 - Matt's Time at the Syndicate Card Show28:11 - Gym & Health Check-Ins (PRs, rehab, backpacks)42:13 - Felt-Hat Trade + Vendor Lowball Drama59:31 - Caleb Found Things at Goodwill1:03:17 - Outrohttps://cousinbrothers.com

This week is all over the place. The Cousin Brothers dive headfirst into some personal news. John manages to flex his wealth again, and Caleb and Matt are just trying to keep up with his relentless spending pace. The boys are mad at card vendors, and we're not sorry about it, either.Also, roads.https://cousinbrothers.com

This week on Cousin Brothers, we cover it ALL: Caleb survives Matt’s brutal training regimen, Matt is already planning an engine swap, Pokémon slabs and wild Whatnot gambles, and John drops brand new lore about his secret past in gymnastics. Flexibility? You have no idea.Also inside: Matt’s TikTok drama, sketchy booster box math, and a roast session about leg press “form.” Plus, a heartfelt shoutout to our Spotify reviewers (good AND bad).It’s chaos. It’s cousins. It’s Episode 20.

This week has it all: John’s all-time rant about the scams and disasters of Facebook Marketplace, a heated debate on whether man could actually take a bear in a fight, and Pokémon hypotheticals that spiral way too far. Mix in Caleb’s instigating questions, Matt’s gross-out limits, and a surprise dive into Adam Sandler’s comedy highs and lows, and you’ve got peak Cousin Brothers energy—chaotic, hilarious, and unpredictable from start to finish.https://cousinbrothers.com

This episode is peak old-school Cousin Brothers chaos. Caleb opens up about his gym grind, jeans struggles, and even some old height insecurities, while Matt dives headfirst into presidential conspiracy tangents. Matt can’t resist turning conversations into improv theater with his unhinged “Hello, Pwincess” moments. Along the way, the boys argue over Pokémon cards, cars, and childhood Power Rangers phases—sprinkled with nostalgic throwbacks, sketchy Facebook Marketplace offers, and Looney Tunes. It’s messy, hilarious, and as unpredictable as ever.https://cousinbrothers.com

Big news this week—John’s engaged! Naturally, Matt and Caleb turn it into pure chaos with wedding roasts, bad advice, and their usual nonsense. Caleb recaps his Chicago trip, from city adventures to travel headaches, while the crew dives into Pokémon card nostalgia, insane prices, and their plans for Collect-A-Con. Between gym updates, pop culture tangents, and questionable life advice, Episode 17 is all laughs, all chaos, all Cousin Brothers.https://cousinbrothers.com

This week, the Cousin Brothers cover it all—starting with why Matt never answers DMs and a deep dive into TikTok’s infamous 24 Karat Gold Labubu lady. From there, the conversation jumps to wedding songs, absurd therapist roleplay with ChatGPT, and Caleb’s ongoing quest for the perfect muscle shirt (Shrek crop-top included).Somehow, that all leads to Timothée Chalamet as the biblical story of Job, and an unexpectedly passionate defense of Rent, Jonathan Larson, and musical theater. It’s chaos, comedy, and cousins at their most unfiltered.

You know how these go—Caleb mentions going to the gym, and suddenly we’re talking about Ewing sneakers, found GameCubes, and which Zelda game is emotionally damaging.In this week’s episode, the Cousin Brothers unpack Caleb’s workout routine, questionable gear choices, and the emotional toll of leg day. But things don’t stay on track for long—soon they’re arguing over Nintendo consoles, rating Zelda games, and accidentally spiraling into the darkest corners of the Ewing Athletics sneaker catalog. Equal parts chaos, fitness delusion, and retro gaming love—this is peak Cousin Brothers.https://cousinbrothers.com

Matt, Caleb, and John start the episode strong with tweets and vinyl talk, but before long they’ve wandered deep into broke-boy territory—discussing dream car projects, busted credit, and why no one actually parks in their garage anymore.Caleb wants to buy a car that doesn’t run. Matt wants to build a garage he doesn’t have room for. John’s making financial decisions live on the mic. Add in a new era for Caleb (sponsored by Matt), and you’ve got a textbook Cousin Brothers ride—messy, personal, and absolutely hilarious.https://cousinbrothers.com

THIS EPISODE IS BETTER ON YOUTUBEIn this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, Matt, Caleb, John, and special guest Calvin dive headfirst into a night of Jackbox chaos. From quiplash quips and cursed drawing duels to deranged T-shirt designs (that you can actually buy?!), nothing is safe—not even Spider-Man’s guilty pleasures or the Fantastic Four's reputation.The crew spirals through rounds of absurd prompts, unhinged slogans, and disturbingly creative artwork, all while roasting each other into oblivion. It’s family game night—but barely held together by vibes and audience votes.Mayhem, laughter, and maybe a shirt you’ll regret wearing in public—this is Cousin Brothers.https://cousinbrothers.com

In Episode 12, the Cousin Brothers welcome their first guest—Wes (aka riipndip), a professional window washer and streamer from California. The crew dives into the differences between Texas and Cali life, from protest culture and blue-collar work to DoorDash disasters and fashion choices involving cowboy boots.Wes shares wild stories from his time in the Conservation Corps and talks about finding meaning in chaotic work, environmental action, and even edible-induced time travel. It’s thoughtful, unfiltered, and just unhinged enough to be a classic.Subscribe for more chaos, cousin energy, and questionable wisdom every week.https://cousinbrothers.com

It’s Cousin Brother vs. Cousin Brother in this special Jeopardy episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast! Caleb hosts two chaotic trivia boards while Matt and John battle it out over fast food lore, ancient memes, strange laws, and deeply personal Caleb trivia. From “Me at the Zoo” to Microsoft Outlook drama, this episode has it all—competition, confusion, and cousin-level chaos. Tune in for trivia, laughter, and unexpected betrayals.https://cousinbrothers.com

Caleb doesn’t watch anime—so Matt and John decided to fix that. In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, they go full otaku mode, ranking over 30 popular and accessible anime series to determine which ones might finally get Caleb hooked. From shonen staples like Demon Slayer and Bleach to niche picks like Zom 100 and Food Dungeon, this is a chaotic, passionate crash course in all things anime.There are rants. There are hot takes. There is a frankly disturbing amount of energy spent on Food Wars. Whether you're new to anime or grew up screaming about Soul Eater, this episode is both a starter pack and a warning.#CousinBrothersPodcast #AnimeTierList #EntryLevelAnime

The Cousin Brothers are back—and they’re not okay. In this in-person episode, Matt and Caleb react to the Doctor Who Season 2 finale just minutes after watching it. From shocking reveals and wild lore drops to that regeneration twist, it’s a full-on emotional rollercoaster of joy, betrayal, and unfiltered chaos.They dig into Omega’s bone-god nonsense, the ethics of Time Lord eugenics (??), and a final act that had both of them yelling at the screen. Expect laughs, rants, deep-cut theories, and maybe a mild existential crisis.Whether you're a longtime Whovian or just here for the chaos, this is a must-watch breakdown of one of the most unhinged episodes yet.#DoctorWho #CousinBrothersPodcast #TimeyWimeyMeltdownhttps://cousinbrothers.com

Matt, Caleb, and John are back—and this time they’ve got spreadsheets, car troubles, and deeply cursed Facebook Marketplace finds. In this episode, Caleb unveils his hand-crafted ranking of 187 U.S. cities based on vibes, crime stats, and political leanings (RIP Dallas).From a physics breakdown of tungsten guillotines to AC disasters and busted spark plugs, things spiral fast. The boys take a detour into cursed internet listings (Chuck E. Cheese mascot suit, anyone?), debate vinyl vs. practicality, and end up dissecting JoJo Siwa’s millennial-core downfall. Oh, and John started his new job!If you’ve ever screamed about Houston’s humidity, lowballed on Marketplace, or run your car without AC in 100° heat—this one’s for you.#CousinBrothersPodcast #FacebookMarketplace #TexasVibes

Welcome back to the Cousin Brothers Podcast! In this high-octane episode, Caleb and Matt relive their whirlwind road trip from Houston to Las Vegas for none other than WrestleMania. From gambling thrills to witnessing CM Punk live, it’s a chaotic, hilarious retelling of long drives, big dreams, and questionable life choices.Then it’s off to Dallas (figuratively) as the guys break down their night at the Kendrick Lamar concert—complete with miserable stadium seats, a DJ Mustard no-show, and Kendrick’s unforgettable performance.To top it all off, Matt shares his wildest adventure yet: being the best man at a wedding where he ran the show and dislocated his shoulder in the name of fun.Kick back, hit play, and come laugh through the chaos with the Cousin Brothers.#CousinBrothers #WrestleMania #KendrickLamar

In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, Caleb and John blast off into a wild conversation about Katy Perry’s odd 11-minute space trip and the strange trend of celebrities heading to orbit. They question the purpose of it all, imagine future space missions with Tom Cruise dangling off the side, and debate whether these PR stunts are worth the hype. From there, it’s a freewheeling ride through the bloated state of superhero movies, excitement (and skepticism) about the new Doctor Who, and their shared obsession with building intricate LEGO sets. They wrap things up with a deep dive into the world of vinyl collecting—sealed vs. open editions, rare finds, and the emotional pull of music in movies.If you’ve ever questioned space billionaires, bought a soundtrack on vinyl, or felt overwhelmed by too many superhero movies, this one’s for you.

Welcome back to the Cousin Brothers Podcast! In Episode 5, Matt and Caleb go full chaos mode, bouncing from bad movies and Minecraft obsessions to Nintendo hype and real-life money problems—all with their usual mix of jokes, rants, and brotherly banter.This week, we’re talking about the upcoming Minecraft movie, what we hope to see in the Nintendo Switch 2, and how rising tariffs are hitting our wallets harder than a Creeper in hardcore mode. We even manage to squeeze in some deep thoughts about public libraries, education, and surviving the economy with humor and a little nostalgia.Whether you’re a gamer, movie hater, or just someone trying to stay afloat in 2025—this one’s got something for you.https://cousinbrothers.com

Welcome to the Cousin Brothers Podcast, where Matt and Caleb take you on another wild ride through their latest adventures, heated debates, and completely unfiltered thoughts.In this episode, we’re talking sleep scores, gaming frustrations, childhood memories, and future projects—including Matt’s unexpected journey into T-Ball coaching and Caleb’s big ideas for the Cousin Brothers website. Of course, no episode is complete without some trivial yet passionate arguments, like whether rotation battles ruined Pokémon and why every good deal requires an hour-long drive.Along the way, we dive into cars, finances, hobbies, and maintaining friendships, all while embracing the chaos that makes life (and this podcast) fun. Will Matt finally accept Caleb’s questionable car opinions? Will Caleb ever enjoy rotation battles? (Probably not.)So grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the madness! And let us know in the comments: What’s the farthest you’ve ever driven just to buy something?

Welcome to the Cousin Brothers Podcast, where Matt and Caleb bring you another episode packed with humor, chaos, and surprisingly deep discussions.In this episode, we kick things off with some classic sibling beef—this time about scheduling mishaps—before diving headfirst into the shocking world of professional wrestling. John Cena turned heel?! Matt has thoughts. Caleb has even more. And somehow, Logan Paul’s wrestling skills enter the conversation.But it’s not just wrestling—we take a detour into our shared love for Japan, retro video games, and even some questionable decisions made by public figures (seriously, why not just go be awesome in Japan?). From the automotive industry to childhood nostalgia with Lego, this episode is a roller coaster of sarcasm, passion, and brotherly bonding.And yes, we tease a future episode where we’ll be diving into our DNA—because why not add family history to the mix?So, grab a snack, kick back, and join us for another wild ride. Whether you’re here for wrestling takes, gaming nostalgia, or just need a good laugh, the Cousin Brothers have you covered.Subscribe for new episodes every other week, and let us know your thoughts in the comments! Who’s still in shock over John Cena? Would you move to Japan? And what should we tackle next?Sit back, relax, and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Cousin Brothers Podcast, where Matt and Caleb dive into the wild, unpredictable world of their daily lives, from quantum computers to nap debates and everything in between. In this episode, we’re talking about the chaos of missing sleep, wrestling with financial pressure, and looking forward to big adventures, like a road trip to Las Vegas for WrestleMania! We’ll also break down the latest in tech, including mind-blowing advancements in quantum computing and AI, and throw in some of our classic, unqualified takes on pop culture, including the latest Avatar series news and a whole lot more. And yes, we can't forget about the legend of Luigi Mangione – trust us, you’ll want to hear it. So, grab your favorite snack, sit back, and join us for laughs, chaos, and way too many opinions. Whether you’re into tech, pop culture, or just need a good laugh, the Cousin Brothers have you covered. Make sure to hit subscribe for fresh episodes every other week, and drop a comment to let us know what you think! Got a wild prediction or pop culture hot take? We want to hear it! Sit back, relax, and let the madness begin!https://cousinbrothers.calebiswhat.comLinks to things we referenced:Legal Eagle Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihvSwJT0rLU&t=0sNational Security Law: https://www.nationalsecuritylaw.org

Welcome to the Cousin Brothers Podcast, where Matt and Caleb take you on a wild ride through the chaotic world of their lives, starting with none other than the dreaded January slump.In this episode, we dive deep into the struggles of post-holiday exhaustion, gaming fails, moving disasters, and a slew of wild predictions about the future (spoiler: we’re probably wrong about all of them). Along the way, we’ll make fun of ourselves, throw some shade at celebrities, and laugh at the chaos that makes life, well... life. And of course, we take a brief detour into the Muppets lore? You’ve got to hear our wildly unqualified takes on Rizzo the Rat.So, grab a snack, kick back, and get ready to laugh with the Cousin Brothers. Whether you’re a fan of video games, bad predictions, or just need an escape from the real world, this podcast’s got you covered.Make sure to subscribe for episodes every other week, and let us know what you think in the comments! We want to hear your thoughts on our predictions, the Muppets, or any topics you want us to tackle next.Sit back, relax, and join the madness!https://cousinbrothers.calebiswhat.com