City Rankings, Car Fails & Marketplace Chaos | Cousin Brothers Podcast Episode 8 – America by Vibes

Matt, Caleb, and John are back—and this time they’ve got spreadsheets, car troubles, and deeply cursed Facebook Marketplace finds. In this episode, Caleb unveils his hand-crafted ranking of 187 U.S. cities based on vibes, crime stats, and political leanings (RIP Dallas).From a physics breakdown of tungsten guillotines to AC disasters and busted spark plugs, things spiral fast. The boys take a detour into cursed internet listings (Chuck E. Cheese mascot suit, anyone?), debate vinyl vs. practicality, and end up dissecting JoJo Siwa’s millennial-core downfall. Oh, and John started his new job!If you’ve ever screamed about Houston’s humidity, lowballed on Marketplace, or run your car without AC in 100° heat—this one’s for you.#CousinBrothersPodcast #FacebookMarketplace #TexasVibes