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Crazy for Swayze
by No One Work Here Podcast
The first and only podcast to chronicle the entire film career of American Hero and Pinnacle of Masculinity: Patrick SwayzeHosted by: Josh Young & Vincent TroiaPart of the No One Work Here Podcast Network
Episodes
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Genderless Icon or Child Predator?
HE IS NUDE. YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS LOOKS, RIGHT?
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Donnie Darko (25th Anniversary Remaster and Rerelease) Rewatch w/ Mal AKA "When Can I Push One Out?"
We had an episode all planned and prepped, but to misquote famous bird-lover Mike Tyson, everyone has a plan until a jet engine falls on their bedroom. Is it even really a Swayzepod October if we don't watch Donnie Darko?
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The Last King of Scotland (2006) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Professor X Hangs Dong
Everyone, welcome back our Forest Whitaker expert, Shane Stroud, for another long-promised episode of the podcast that we all know and love
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Steel Magnolias (1989) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Vince's Favorite Band is Ouizer (RIP Dolly Parton)
We finally get around to watching a Dolly Parton movie, in loving memory of a southern queen
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Three Wishes (1995) Rewatch w/ Erin Hill & Mike Smyth AKA The Genie's Companion
Should dogs have jobs?
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ER (S01E02): Day One [Swayze Adjacent] AKA "George Clooney Cannot Hear You Through the Television"
Shane Stroud is THE ER expert at the No One Work Here network, so it's only natural that he's here for the second episode of our glorious new episodes. at first we thought it wasn't Swayze Adjacent, but I found Vanessa Marquez from Father Hood and now we're off to the races!!
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Muppet Treasure Island (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA RIP Tim Curry: Human Muppet
Gay 9/11 was a hard day
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One Crazy Summer (1986) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Gonna Tell Our Kids This Was Godzilla
It's finally time for the classic end-of-summer banger that we all know and love. The Swayze Gals join the Swayze Boys for another perfect film for our perfect summer
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Jena Malone: Flowers for Men (2026 Album) [Swayze Adjacent?] AKA Extraterrestrial Music
Jerilyn Jordan and Alicia Massey reunite, with one another and the Swayze Boys, to try out something new. Dig Vince's brand new reading voice, and ignore that Josh briefly mansplained podcasting toward the beginning
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Fight Club (1999) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA JARED LETO CAN'T READ
Josh only wants one thing for his birthday, and it's disgusting
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North and South: Book III, Chapter III (1994) Rewatch w/ Jo and Mal AKA Racism Is Over. Again?
Dick Cheatham studs again. And, Introducing: Lt. Pickles. Finally: don't EVER threaten Jo with a good time
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Garth Brooks' "We Shall Be Free" (1992 Music Video) AKA Country Music Used To Stand For Something!
Country music expert, Mal, rejoins the Swayze Boys for "our most American episode yet."
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The Odyssey (2026) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA The Seamen We Lost Along the Way OR Ya Odyssey a Therapist
Vince is back from the Trojan War and he has more tales of Secret Mormon Wives. How could we ever do it without him? By the way, Swayze would've played Odysseus's dad, Laertes (neither of them were in the movie)
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Pabst Blue Ribbon: Disco (1979 Ad) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal AKA A Lot to Look Forward To
Vince is somewhere between Troy and Ithica, so Shane tries out his impression - twice - before a late-term abortion. Mal joins the ranks of your prior sleepy hosts. Josh tries to steer the ship with his back to the child of morning, rosy-fingered Dawn Enjoy the visuals:...
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ER (S01E01): 24 Hours (1994) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Introducing Dr. Dog and Friends
Emergency episodes call for Emergency Rooms. Mal and Josh both try out their Vince impressions to fill the void left by his absence.
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Podsten Dunstcast: Bring It On (2000) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Doubt Your Commitment to Spirit Fingers
Another bye week, another bi week. This time: EVEN MORE BISEXUAL. Alicia and Mal are beloved guests on the network, so here's a bonus helping of them both. Listen to the end to meet your Swayze Scale (SWAYZE SCALE) needs. EVEN MORE Bring It On content is available at Patreon.com/nooneworkhere,...
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Alien Intruder (1993) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Enter the Goon Tube
AJ RETURNS! It's a true Slimeball Cinerama x Patrick Swayze Preservation Society collab, and AJ asks the most important question of all: what made us want to watch this pile of trash?
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Enemy (2013) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA But When Are They Gonna Kiss?
We all love when Jake Gyllenhaal is a little freak, but when he's TWO MASSIVE FREAKS? All bets are off.
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Paris, Texas (1984) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Rich Dad / Poor Dad
Andrew Snyder is a film guy, and he loves this little flick about the difficulties of being a single dad. It's a meditation on grief and family, or something? Maybe we need to watch it again. By the by, Dean and John Stockwell? No relation
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Waking Up In Reno (2002) Rewatch w/ Cody and Jeff (Flint Film Rats) AKA Hunter Biden's Formal Invitation to Come on The Show
The creators of the TUBI sensation, Cocaine Step-Dad (2024), join the Swayze Boys for a movie that's almost good but mostly insane. https://flintrat.bigcartel.com/
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Blue Crush (2002) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA A Film We Are Woefully Under-equipped to Discuss
This one's got it all: feminism, sports, indigenous politics, and surely at least two or three other topics that we have no business speaking on
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THAT'S MY MONSTER: Frankenstein - Young Frankenstein (1974) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Yung Frank
Another week without Vince, and this time we're presenting you with the second episode of this installment in THAT'S MY MONSTER! We're real proud of this little miniseries, and the intro episode is available for free on Patreon. Join at the $20 tier and maybe you, too, can be like Bud and drop in...
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Podsten Dunstcast: Mona Lisa Smile (2003) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Women Invented Critical Theory
Life happens. Listen to this Swayze Adjacent episode of Podsten Dunstcast that pretty much encapsulates the ethos of our humble show.
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Return of the Jedi (1983) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA The People Want More Ewok Violence
Dana Winkler always brings props, and this time that includes Erik Martin. This one is all about the little cuties! And, as always,this episode COULD be sponsored by MJR.
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Gotham (S02E14): This Ball of Mud and Madness (2016) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA We Love This Dumb Show
An episode of Gotham that subverts every expectation set by the prior 35 episodes. Also, Young Bruce basically murders a guy.
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Tiger Warsaw (1988) Rewatch w/ Mike Warra AKA The Prodigal Swayz Returns
Another pod, another Mike. This Swayze flick is a purposely-vague movie about coping with family trauma (the long way) and trying to fight your dad. tapping that vein, Josh can't help but return to our original discussion, wherein we truly began formatting our patented Swayze Scale....
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Sugar & Spice (2001) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Oops, All Bits
Kaydee Spangler is back, and this time brought a movie in which Patrick Swayze appears on screen, but technically he is on a TV in the movie and wearing a mask. Women are so much funnier than men!
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Mystery Men (1999) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Introducing: Smash Mouth's "All Star"
Mike Finn - sandwich boss - brings an egg salad to a spoon fight and ends up having the best day of his life with the Swayze Boys
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The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Jesus H. Christ's Confusingly Large Penis
What if Jesus Had a Goblin Face: A Very Roman Catholic Easter Story
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North and South: Book III, Chapter II (1994) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal AKA Touched in the Head
Bent steps up and makes an adoption. We'll see y'all gathered around Shane's funeral turkey.
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9-1-1: Lone Star (S04E14): Open (2023) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Rob Lowe Caves in a Frozen Man's Chest
It does what it says on the tin
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Manhunter (1986) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Tom Noonan was an Enormous Freak (RIP to a Legend)
Andrea Kaminski is back (and deserves some sort of award), and this time she brought her beau, Jordan VonZynda (less deserving of an attendance award, but nonetheless back for his second time on the pod). Can a Michael Mann film ever hold up to a Jonathan Demme? Is Brian Cox an actor even close…
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Jackie Brown (1997) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Quinten Tarantino is the Weakest Director in DGA
Josh rounds out his Tarantino dance card, but doesn't have patience for a 3-hour movie. Catch Vince at your local MJR handing out pocket-tenders, simulating Alamo Drafthouse.
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North and South: Book III, Chapter I (1994) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal AKA Booth was a Crisis Actor
Forget everything you know about North and South (and/or what you saw in the previous episode): North and South is BACK and now it's trash 90's TV masquerading as an 80's soap opera. Bent LIVES, baby, and he's got a kill list. Orry dies in silhouette, and is replaced by his long-lost brother,...
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Kingpin (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Ska Was CRAZY in 1996
DJ and Holli Liden are Amish bowling enthusiasts, so the Swayze Boys take advantage of their unique perspectives on Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson, and Randy Quaid's wigs. Google this: Middle-Out, who cares?
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Paul Dano is the Weakest Actor in SAG
Sometimes, family is just being there. Korey Brisendine is back, and Markie Tilton joins us for the first time! Another week, another slice of cinema through a Patrick Swayze lens.
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Crash (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Reshaping the Human Mind with Patrick Swayze's Filmography
It's something we're all intimately involved in: the reshaping of the human body by modern technology
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Autopsy: The Last Hours of... Patrick Swayze (S08E03, 2017) AKA The Last 14,592 Hours of...
An instant-classic episode about salacious tabloid fodder
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Spirited Away (2002 English Dub) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Spirited Away... to Epstein Island
A dub is kind of like a remake, right? Mike Smyth is back to talk Miyazaki. A young girl is transported to a strange world where she gets a job in a bathhouse and almost forgets who she is. What's so Swayze about it, and who cares?
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One Battle After Another (2025) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Really, It's a Christmas Movie
Jim Margle, action aficionado, returns! This movie won FOUR Golden Globes (Best Motion Picture - Action or Comedy, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Teyana Taylor - Best Supporting Actress) since we recorded, and it deserves everything it gets. we try to talk about something other than how…
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The Floor (S03E09): A Hot Streak (2025) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Mary-Ellen Doesn't Know Black People
New year, same L.O.W.E. R.O.B.
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North and South: Book II, Chapter VI (1986) Rewatch w/ Danny Bolterstein and Mal
"Speculation is over, if you want it." - Phil Ochs, probably
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Powder Blue (2009) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud
Our Forest Whitaker (and in this case, also Don Swayze) specialist, Shane Stroud, is back again for a change-up on our usual, annual viewing of Christmas in Wonderland. This year, we're going back to the bags-of-money, incest-adjacent, Crash-esque holiday classic featuring Velvet Larry and…
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Hook (1991) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]
Did you forget that Hook was a Christmas movie? We didn't! And, what's the deal with owls, anyway?
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Gremlins (1984) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]
Mal is back, and this time it ain't North & South! Gremlins don't have gender. Gizmo is a deadbeat dad. Somebody look into Steven Spielberg. https://youtu.be/IKX9fGvF63E?si=U7m6D_mkENvwsaAp
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Batman Returns (1992) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]
SwayzePod newcomers Dana Winkler and Erin Hill tackle Vince's favorite holiday film. And it's horny as hell, folks
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North and South: Book II, Chapter V (1986) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal
Pickle returns, again! The depths of Bent's cruelty are revealed before he faces the consequences. Orry saves the day. Ashton finally breaks
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) [No Swayz November]
The other half of Norcos Y Horchata - Roman and Annie - join the Swayze Boys for a much-foreshadowed episode of the podcast. DRACULA HAS A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE! SUCK IT NOSFERATU (2024)!! https://norcosyhorchata.bandcamp.com/album/precious-little-album
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) [No Swayz November]
Anne and Ryan (The Lowcocks) are back! This is Ryan's first viewing of the classic musical, and that means something different depending on what live screening you're attending. What is the message of this movie, and is it I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE? Can it make you gay? These questions, and more…
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That's My Monster: Draculas [No Swayz November]
In a break from your normal Swayze Adjacent content, enjoy this inaugural episode of Danny Bolterstein's new show. We're learning about movie monsters, their origins, and their evolutions. Every few months Danny will take over the Patreon feed with this show, and we'll all be better for it. For...
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The first and only podcast to chronicle the entire film career of American Hero and Pinnacle of Masculinity: Patrick SwayzeHosted by: Josh Young & Vincent TroiaPart of the No One Work Here Podcast Network
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