All Episodes

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Genderless Icon or Child Predator?

Donnie Darko (25th Anniversary Remaster and Rerelease) Rewatch w/ Mal AKA "When Can I Push One Out?"

The Last King of Scotland (2006) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Professor X Hangs Dong

Steel Magnolias (1989) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Vince's Favorite Band is Ouizer (RIP Dolly Parton)

Three Wishes (1995) Rewatch w/ Erin Hill & Mike Smyth AKA The Genie's Companion

ER (S01E02): Day One [Swayze Adjacent] AKA "George Clooney Cannot Hear You Through the Television"

Muppet Treasure Island (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA RIP Tim Curry: Human Muppet

One Crazy Summer (1986) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Gonna Tell Our Kids This Was Godzilla

Jena Malone: Flowers for Men (2026 Album) [Swayze Adjacent?] AKA Extraterrestrial Music

Fight Club (1999) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA JARED LETO CAN'T READ

North and South: Book III, Chapter III (1994) Rewatch w/ Jo and Mal AKA Racism Is Over. Again?

Garth Brooks' "We Shall Be Free" (1992 Music Video) AKA Country Music Used To Stand For Something!

The Odyssey (2026) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA The Seamen We Lost Along the Way OR Ya Odyssey a Therapist

Pabst Blue Ribbon: Disco (1979 Ad) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal AKA A Lot to Look Forward To

ER (S01E01): 24 Hours (1994) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Introducing Dr. Dog and Friends

Podsten Dunstcast: Bring It On (2000) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Doubt Your Commitment to Spirit Fingers

Alien Intruder (1993) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Enter the Goon Tube

Enemy (2013) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA But When Are They Gonna Kiss?

Paris, Texas (1984) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Rich Dad / Poor Dad

Waking Up In Reno (2002) Rewatch w/ Cody and Jeff (Flint Film Rats) AKA Hunter Biden's Formal Invitation to Come on The Show

Blue Crush (2002) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA A Film We Are Woefully Under-equipped to Discuss

THAT'S MY MONSTER: Frankenstein - Young Frankenstein (1974) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Yung Frank

Podsten Dunstcast: Mona Lisa Smile (2003) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Women Invented Critical Theory

Return of the Jedi (1983) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA The People Want More Ewok Violence

Gotham (S02E14): This Ball of Mud and Madness (2016) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA We Love This Dumb Show

Tiger Warsaw (1988) Rewatch w/ Mike Warra AKA The Prodigal Swayz Returns

Sugar & Spice (2001) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Oops, All Bits

Mystery Men (1999) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Introducing: Smash Mouth's "All Star"

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Jesus H. Christ's Confusingly Large Penis

North and South: Book III, Chapter II (1994) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal AKA Touched in the Head

9-1-1: Lone Star (S04E14): Open (2023) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Rob Lowe Caves in a Frozen Man's Chest

Manhunter (1986) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Tom Noonan was an Enormous Freak (RIP to a Legend)

Jackie Brown (1997) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Quinten Tarantino is the Weakest Director in DGA

North and South: Book III, Chapter I (1994) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal AKA Booth was a Crisis Actor

Kingpin (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Ska Was CRAZY in 1996

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Paul Dano is the Weakest Actor in SAG

Crash (1996) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Reshaping the Human Mind with Patrick Swayze's Filmography

Autopsy: The Last Hours of... Patrick Swayze (S08E03, 2017) AKA The Last 14,592 Hours of...

Spirited Away (2002 English Dub) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Spirited Away... to Epstein Island

One Battle After Another (2025) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Really, It's a Christmas Movie

The Floor (S03E09): A Hot Streak (2025) [Swayze Adjacent] AKA Mary-Ellen Doesn't Know Black People

North and South: Book II, Chapter VI (1986) Rewatch w/ Danny Bolterstein and Mal

Powder Blue (2009) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud

Hook (1991) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]

Gremlins (1984) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]

Batman Returns (1992) [Vince's Christmas Wishlist 2025]

North and South: Book II, Chapter V (1986) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) [No Swayz November]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) [No Swayz November]

That's My Monster: Draculas [No Swayz November]

North and South: Book II, Chapter IV (1986) Rewatch w/ Jo and Mal

S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (2009) [Swayze Adjacent]

The Mummy (1999) [Swayze Adjacent]

Child's Play 2 (1990) [Swayze Adjacent]

The Substance (2024) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book II, Chapter III (1986) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal.

The Quick and the Dead (1987) [Swayze Adjacent]

Road House (1989) Rewatch Live at The Lager House

Road House (2024) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book II, Chapter II (1986) Rewatch w/ Danny Bolterstein and Mal

Lost Highway (1997) [Swayze Adjacent]

Inland Empire (2006) [Swayze Adjacent]

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book II, Chapter I (1986) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal

Good Morning Vietnam (1987) [Swayze Adjacent]

Full Metal Jacket (1987) [Swayze Adjacent]

Green Dragon (2001) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Bud Koltys

Born on The Fourth of July (1989) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter VI (1985) Rewatch w/ Jo Burke and Mal

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) Rewatch w/ The Fosters

Monster (2003) [Swayze Adjacent]

The Birdcage (1996) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter V (1985) Rewatch w/ Shane Stroud and Mal

Mental Samurai (S01E01): Premiere (2019) [Swayze Adjacent

George and the Dragon (2004) Rewatch w/ Matt (Squire, Knights of the New Order)

Mystery Train (1989) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter IV (1985) Rewatch w/ Danny Bolterstein and Mal

Raw Deal (1986) [Swayze Adjacent]

Howard the Duck (1986) [Swayze Adjacent]

Steel Dawn (1987) Rewatch w/ Madison Vogler

The Wicker Man (2006) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter III (1985) Rewatch w/ Pickle and Mal

Hot Fuzz (2007) [Swayze Adjacent]

Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Guest Appearances: 1998 & 2002)

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter II (1985) Rewatch w/ Jo Burke and Mal

Amazing Stories: Life on Death Row (1986)

Wild at Heart (1990) [Swayze Adjacent]

Tank Girl (1995) [Swayze Adjacent]

North and South: Book I, Chapter I (1985) Rewatch w/ Mal

Footloose (1984) [Swayze Adjacent]

Nemesis (1992) [Swayze Adjacent]

I Am Patrick Swayze (2019)

The Floor (S02E01): Activate the Randomizer! (2024) [Swayze Adjacent]

The Man Who Saved Christmas (2002) [2024 XmasExtravaganza]

Christmas in Wonderland (2006) Annual Rewatch w/ Alicia Massey and Andrea Kaminksi

A Hobo's Christmas (1987) [2024XmasExtravaganza]

Borrowed Hearts (1997) [2024XMasExtravaganza]

Son in Law (1993) [NoSwayzNovember 2024]

I KNOW THAT GUY: BETH GRANT [NoSwayzNovember 2024]