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Cross Vegas
by Cross Vegas, LLC
Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social media-first meta-church, give their fresh takes on the news of the day, and guide their follower(s) on the journey toward becoming faithful televanfluencers themselves.Have opinions about the show that you can't keep to yourself? Contact Rudy and TJ at [email protected]
Episodes
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Ep 27 - ChristCon
Come one, come all to ChristCon 2026 (or 2027, depending on many factors outside of our control)! Rudy and TJ lay out plans for a convention of truly biblical proportions, featuring contests, teaching, cosplay, miracles, buffets, intern recruitment, and the world's first true attempt to live out...
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Ep 26 - The Bomb of Gilead
Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new...
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Ep 25 - Cross VegASMR
You deserve a break; so let Rudy and TJ take you on a sensorally stimulating walk through a 2 Timothy 4:3 version of ASMR. Your jangled nerves may never be the same again. In Turnt or Burnt, your gracious and pugnacious hosts discuss the spiritual angles of the Louvre heist, the apostacy of...
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Ep 24 - Centaur Fielder
Just, sort of, in time for the World Series, your hosts delve into the exhibition of human excellence which is minor and/or major league baseball - but not before giving a well-deserved tribute to the once-popular television show 24. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ deliver commentary you can't…
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Ep 23 - Fast and Furrious
Commie Con is in full swing at the convention center, meaning our heroes have virtually no choice but to protest the Furries who will be in attendance. This leads Rudy and TJ on an unforgetable adventure, which includes forgetting what happened to them over the summer. In Turnt or Burnt, your...
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Ep 22 - Turnt or Burnt: Spring Round-Up
In an all-Turnt or Burnt episode, our heroes of the faithosphere Rudy and TJ give their hot, cool, or cold takes on a record number of timely topics for today's cultural Christian warrior: The return of ISIS, A1 or AI recommended by the Secretary of Education, the new Space Force anthem, Raygun:...
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Ep 21 - Sleighing in the Spirit
Christmas has returned to Las Vegas! Rudy and TJ prepare for a Christmas pageant like no one has ever seen before, after discovering a new key to unlocking biblical interpretation. In Turnt or Burnt, what better topic than classic Christmas movies to declare good or bad (hint: they are all good,...
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Ep 20 - America ReaMAGAned
Rudy and TJ reflect on the second coming of Christ - er, the re-election of Donald Trump. They imagine new and better roles for themselves to play in a new and better federal government. In Turnt or Burnt, topics include the retirement of Raygun, the musical reinvention of Mark Zuckerberg,...
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Ep 19 - HolyFans
Rudy and TJ introduce a new, more intimate, option for membership in the Cross Vegas ministry: HolyFans. In Turnt or Burnt, our heroes of faith give a movie preview of the Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection, provide some push-back to Greg Locke's autism-demonization connection, give a history...
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Ep 18 - Wyld Samarytyns
Rudy and TJ plot their long-awaited return to Christian movie-making stardom, with a pitch for a series which in no way imitates anything they just watched the day before. In Turnt or Burnt, our wizards of otherworldly wisdom dispense multi-directional opinions on all aspects of 2024 Olympic…
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Ep 17 - Sword-Swallowers for Christ
With a newsfeed filled to overflowing, Rudy and TJ dive right in to the endtimes-sensitive current events in How Many Four Horsemen, and the endtimes-insensitive current events in Turnt or Burnt. Our heroes of the faith opine and malign their way through topics such as the eclipse, Jesse…
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Ep 16 - Super Holy Sunday: Glory Bowl Edition
Following in the tradition of all great megachurches, Cross Vegas is the site for an evangelistic Super Bowl party like none other. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ explore the spiritual dimensions of Kanye West's new grill, a pastor's crypto scam on his own congregation, the Oscar nominees for…
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Ep 15 - Holy Ghost Haunted House
Rudy and TJ fight the culture war on its hottest front: Halloween. What will it take to win this holiday back for Christ? A robust set of biblical scares, they figure. In Holy Ghosted, listeners' unanswered prayers about Taylor Swift and sports gambling abound - and resound with our hosts' own...
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Ep 14 - Jesus Christ VR Superstar
Taking advantage of new generative AI technologies and the popularity of video games, Rudy and TJ design a new virtual reality Jesus simulator to reach the masses with the message. In How Many Four Horsemen, our heroes estimate the lateness of the apocalyptic hour as evidenced by the popularity…
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Ep 13 - Turnt or Burnt with Dusty
Rudy and TJ welcome their first guest, noted alien aficionado Dusty [Last Name Redacted], to a special episode-length Turnt or Burnt roundtable, outside in the cicada-infested Las Vegas summer air. Topics include the Canadian wildfires, the Colosseum vandal, Instagram Threads, and the odd…
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Ep 12 - Catholarchy
TJ admits a mistake: Catholics still exist, and they have great ideas for ruling America. What parts of Catholic Integralism should be implemented in Las Vegas? In How Many Four Horsemen, Rudy and TJ tackle the Cocaine Bear, ChatGPT, and the Chinese Spy balloon (all from a safe distance). In…
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Ep 11 - Minor League Prophets
Financial circumstances being what they are, a baseball-crazed Rudy and TJ seek fortune and glory the ol' fashioned way: Plundering the Middle East for sportswashing bucks. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys' old pal Kanye West is in the news, Elon Musk has bought Twitter, and a new generation of the...
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Ep 10 - Healthful Faithcare
Our holy scrollin' heroes form a healthcare cost-sharing ministry to meet the demand for libertarian lifestyle-supportive coverage for performance enhancement of all varieties. In How Many Four Horsemen, flooding of biblical proportions has occurred in Las Vegas and at the Creation Museum. Which,...
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Ep 9 - How Many Four Horsemen
Rudy and TJ dip their toe into the mainstream of fringe Christianty by starting a new segment dealing with the End Times. In How Many Four Horsemen, they ask the real questions about the return of Christ: Is the blockchain like the Lamb's Book of Life? Is the Rapture-Ready Index a useful tool for...
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Ep 8 - Right-Ins
Rudy and TJ celebrate their surprise city council election victory, and recount their not-at-all fraudulent methods for registering unlikely voters. In Holy Ghosted, our hosts describe new fields of ministry opportunity in the streaming video game influencer universe. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and…
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Ep 7 - Roadrunners
From a temporary off-site location, Rudy and TJ describe the political platform they will be using in the upcoming municipal election in Las Vegas, as they decide that raw power is the only way Cross Vegas will ever accomplish its ministry goals. In Holy Ghosted, the guys give testimony to the...
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Ep 6 - Native America First
Cross Vegas hosts a religious freedom conference that attracts different sorts of folks than the guys anticipated, with horizon-expanding results. In Holy Ghosted, Rudy and TJ address listeners' unaswered prayers about UFOs. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys discuss satanic shoes, puppet- and...
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Ep 5 - Daylight Salvation Time
Like Elijah challenging the prophets of Ba'al, Rudy and TJ challenge the magicians of Las Vegas to a showdown of spiritual power. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, the guys push back against proposed changes to Daylight Savings Time. In Holy Ghosted, listeners get answers to…
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Ep 4 - CyberSects
The Cross Vegas ministry gets into crypto, for all the right reasons. Automated prayer bots also come on line, powered by purchases of said cryptocurrency. Rudy and TJ get catphished by the same spambot, but still hire "her" as a publicist. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, the...
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Ep 3 - Crystal Methodist
Rudy and TJ describe what Cross Vegas is now (tents in an abandoned lot) and what it will be (the best thing ever). They also discover that they're not the only game in town. Rival ministries battle for the same spiritual turf in Las Vegas. In Turnt or Burnt, our televanfluencer heroes give their...
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Ep 2 - Anointed Appointment
Rudy and TJ share how they met, how they saved each others' lives after almost killing each other, and the ministries they left in order to start Cross Vegas. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys tackle the Las Vegas Raiders, the use of the suffix "AF," and Elvis impersonator-officiated weddings. In...
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Ep 1 - She-Bears
Rudy and TJ start their adventure as televanfluencers with a stinging takedown of Las Vegas city government regulations against biblically-correct, but anatomically-exaggerated bronze animal statues. Segments include Holy Ghosted (answering your unanswered prayers), and Overcoming Your Weakness…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social media-first meta-church, give their fresh takes on the news of the day, and guide their follower(s) on the journey toward becoming faithful televanfluencers themselves.Have opinions about the show that you can't keep to yourself? Contact Rudy and TJ at [email protected]
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Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social...
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