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Crystals and Chaos Podcast

Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the sh*t we have to say is insane. Put it all into the Cauldron. Crystals and Chaos covers topics like: -Crystals, tarot, astrology, intuition -Mental health discovery amidst real healing journeys -Relationships, life curveballs, humor about messy reality -Radical acceptance. With absolutely raw honesty and obnoxious laughter. Get in, babes! It's gonna be a RIDE!!

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  1. 23

    Blue Moon Pod - May 31, 2026

    Jessica & Sarah chop it up after Jessica's first festival of the season, talking about music, musicians, sound, tarot cards, alignment, growth

  2. 22

    Who is PAPI anyway??

    The LONG - AWAITED podcast... SARAH reveals some juicy details about KEANU..And then, there is PAPI. Where do you think Papi fits into this mix??

  3. 21

    KEANU UPDATE!

    The LONG-AWAITED Keanu update! What happened?! Sarah tells us EVERYTHING!

  4. 20

    Who is YOUR cunty BFF?

    Everyone needs to have a friend who they can be a little c*nty with. Who is your c*nty bff?

  5. 19

    Someone definitely has a type

    Sarah definitely has a type

  6. 18

    Nervous Breakdown International P*ssy

    Someone had a nervous breakdown and took her poo-nani on an international tour.

  7. 17

    Mischief - on a workday?!

    Sarah & Jessica get into some shenanigans on a WORK DAY!

  8. 16

    May Day!

    Jessica & Sarah talk about leaving the faith behind, gratitude and more. Oh, and Jessica gets absolutely ROCKED by her latest reading.

  9. 15

    Giving up on being Catholic

    Sarah & Jessica discuss Jessica's departure from early indoctrination as a catholic. Clip from the upcoming episode 6: MAY DAY.

  10. 14

    On Gratitude & how it changed my life

    Jessica & Sarah discuss gratitude and its ramifications.

  11. 13

    I need a cigarette after that reading

    Jessica & Sarah sit in a daze after the deck reads Jessica for filth, once again.

  12. 12

    Everything's On Fire

    We touch on wards, discuss how we draw cards (spoiler: there is no "right" way), talk about mental health and witness those moments that just are Crystals and Chaos

  13. 11

    Clip - This is Crystals and Chaos

    Audible chills as Crystals and Chaos launches. Episode 5 out TOMORROW!

  14. 10

    Clip - Mental Health Advocacy

    Sarah & Jessica are big proponents of taking care of our mental health.

  15. 9

    Clip - How do you draw cards?

    Jessica & Sarah discuss drawing cards; be it an oracle or tarot deck, everyone has their own method. What's yours?

  16. 8

    Pre-Pod Divination

    Prior to Episode 5, Sarah & Jessica decided to take a little time to work some magic. Come along as the girl learn about warding your name.

  17. 7

    SKY DADDY

    Sarah & Jessica discuss religion, baptizing their kids (or not), and much much more

  18. 6

    Clip from Sky Daddy - Earthing

    Jessica talks about faith practices spun on their proverbial heads.

  19. 5

    Clip from Sky Daddy: Witchcraft readiness

    Jessica talks to Sarah about the process of being ready to tackle spells; spoiler alert: its not something to be rushed!

  20. 4

    Clip from Sky Daddy - 2 Hoes learning to Pod and Cast... and holding each other accountable

    Sarah & Jessica talk about scheduling the podcast, as well as learning to Pod and Cast and hold each other accountable, one moon phase at a time

  21. 3

    Clip from Sky Daddy: Beer in one hand, Bible in the Other

    Jessica recants her experience with preachy men.

  22. 2

    Spiritual Traphouse

    FULL EPISODE OUT NOW!We talk about gargling 2 balls a day, being too nice,waiting for the drama, what crystals and chaos is about, what your worth, buzzing appendages, Sarah being her own daddy, the hierophant pull, & Hestia's message.'vp2qjepi'

  23. 1

    Buzzing Appendage?

    Jessica was an ET for a brief moment in time. Listen to this crazy ish and more on the upcoming FULL EPISODE #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - out everywhere podcasts can be heard, officially May 7, 2026.

  24. 0

    You are worth more!

    You are worth more than a quickie sex session while HIS MOM is in the shower! Listen to this and so much more, coming up in episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon! Full episode releasing on May 7th - lock it in!

  25. -1

    You are too Nice

    Sarah is too nice, Jessica is not. She might be kind, but she's not nice. Clip from our upcoming episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - everywhere podcasts are heard on May 7th.uymmgxf4

  26. -2

    Hierophant Pull

    Jessica's message from the Hierophant at the end of episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - out May 7th, everywhere podcasts are heard.

  27. -3

    Hestia's Message

    Hestia's message to Sarah at the end of Episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!

  28. -4

    This is US

    This is what Crystals and Chaos is all about. The chaos of life, the crystalline moments of realization and all the mess in between.

  29. -5

    Waiting for the DRAMA!

    Enjoy this clip from our upcoming full episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!

  30. -6

    2 balls a day

    Clip from Episode 3 - Spiritual Traphouse - COMING SOON!

  31. -7

    Episode #2 - Year of the Fire horse pod

    Crystals and Chaos was forged here; throwing all our subjectmatter & life drama into the cauldron. We pull cards, talk about ayahuasca, and all the life lessons we have learned along the way.--------------------------------------------------------------------Resource list: The only resource for psychedelics I will ever linkSarah's Etsy storeJessica's websiteDecks we've pulled from Goddess Power Oracle deck by Colette Baron Reed⁠Archetype deck from Kim Krans

  32. -8

    childlike wonder

    Childlike wonder of the astral and beyond.

  33. -9

    best thing I ever did

    What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?

  34. -10

    2 Hoes and a Microphone

    Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the shit we have to say is insane.This is our very first podcast. Thanks for tuning in.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the sh*t we have to say is insane. Put it all into the Cauldron. Crystals and Chaos covers topics like: -Crystals, tarot, astrology, intuition -Mental health discovery amidst real healing journeys -Relationships, life curveballs, humor about messy reality -Radical acceptance. With absolutely raw honesty and obnoxious laughter. Get in, babes! It's gonna be a RIDE!!

HOSTED BY

Hosts: Jessica Fuchs and Sarah Hoekstra

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What is Crystals and Chaos Podcast about?

Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the sh*t we have to say is insane. Put it all into the Cauldron. Crystals and Chaos covers topics like: -Crystals, tarot, astrology, intuition -Mental health discovery amidst real healing journeys -Relationships,...

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Crystals and Chaos Podcast is created and hosted by Hosts: Jessica Fuchs and Sarah Hoekstra.
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