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Cults I'd Join

Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!

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  1. 107

    Hobos

    Grab your bindle stick and your best banjo and let's go train hopping with our friends, the hobo's! The Stone Soup is waiting for you!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  2. 106

    The Faerie Faiths

    You guys this is just as awesome as it sounds. Just get over here and join this faery cult with me!!!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  3. 105

    The Kalaidzhi Bride Market

    We love the Roma people, and the Kalaidzhi clan of Bulgaria is still practicing an old tradition. Every closed societal group has to decide what they will keep and discard as time and the surrounding culture moves forward, and the Bride Market no exception to that rule. See you over at the Big Fat Roma party, and wear your blingiest jeans, this is their moment to shine!!!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  4. 104

    The Cult of Nature Boy Part 1

    Well. Yet another group of super pretty people who's van I TOTALLY would have gotten into, just disappointing me again. Nature Boy, nature would like it's stuff back.Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  5. 103

    The Hellfire Club

    This club has everything. Dinner and entertainment? Check. Centuries-old sites for your secret rituals? Chickety Check. Sweet costumes, masked orgies, political scandal, real princes, and the literal WORLD'S FIRST SANDWICH?!?! Chickety-chickety-CHECK. See you all at the Hellfire Club (and wash your hands bc it's 1700's England and they are NOT worried about germs)...Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  6. 102

    False Prophet, Episode 3

    If you've ever wondered what might happen if you load a bunch of young girls into a cattle trailer, attempt to take them on the road across state lines, and don't even bother to latch the back doors before you hit the highway, today is the day we find out! Spoiler alert, it's still a man's world, so it's not nearly as bad as you'd think...Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  7. 101

    False Prophet, Episode 1

    I thought I'd gift you all this one as a bonus episode from our Patreon page! This is episode 1 of the 4 part series, and episode 2 is out on Patreon today. Please enjoy yet another trip over to one of our most familiar faces, the FLDS!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

  8. 100

    Suddenly Amish, Episode 8

    This is it, you guys. It's the moment of truth. Will these English people who have only been away from their homes for 8 weeks join the Amish? Will the Amish invite them to join? Will Matt and Kendra redeem themselves in ANY way at all? Why do they keep meeting in this small and oddly picturesque barn, and where is the Bishop's beard? Find out the answers to all that and more on this, the last episode of Suddenly (sort of) Amish!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawrenYou can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinensSuper special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!

HOSTED BY

Jesse and Ameran

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Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to...

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