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DADS United Podcast
by Dads United Podcast
The "Dads United Podcast" brings together three lifelong mates—Rob, John, and Dave—who, after years of playing soccer together at their local club, have reunited to share their experiences and insights on navigating the unique challenges of life as fathers. Each of the hosts brings a distinct perspective to the table, reflecting the diverse stages of fatherhood they find themselves in.
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Extra Time - With Rob, John & Jakki?
Rob and John are back answering your parenting questions—but this time, Rob’s partner Jakki joins the crew, bringing a woman’s perspective to the chaos of dad life.From Spiderman-obsessed kids and lying toddlers to phone-distracted partners and housework arguments, no topic is off-limits. They also dive into big questions like:– Should kids quit sport mid-season?– How do you connect with a teenage daughter?– Is it OK to argue in front of your kids?– What’s the best way to apologise when you lose it?It’s funny, raw, and real—as always.💌 Send your questions to: [email protected]
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"VAR or Very Advanced Robots?" – Parenting in the Age of AI
Lads, it’s a whole new season — and we’re not just talking footy! This week, we tackle the brave new world of raising kids in the age of AI. From ChatGPT helping with homework to Spotify DJs who know your guilty pleasures, we’re diving headfirst into the tech that's shaping our parenting playbooks.Rob, John and special guest Jakki (the real one… we think) chat about AI’s creeping presence in our homes, schools, and even dinner plates. Are our kids getting an assist or losing their learning boots? Is homework becoming a thing of the past? And what on earth is a pen licence in 2025?Tune in for laughs, honest dad chat, and a few tech-fuelled truth bombs. Whether you’re AI-curious or just trying to get the shopping list off the fridge and onto your phone, this one’s for you.
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Coaching 101s - Navigating Tech, Trust & Teenagers with Steve (Pt. 2)
Back for round two, Steve jumps off the bench and straight into the thick of it with Rob and Dave in this no-holds-barred episode of Dads United. We’re talking parenting as a team sport—where being caught offside can mean your kid's talking to strangers online, and the goal is just keeping your sanity until full-time.From teenage tech traps and online predators to navigating your role as both coach and teammate in the household, it’s all here—with a few sideline laughs and classic dad tangents along the way. Steve also gets real about life after retirement, backing your partner like a solid backline, and making sure your kids know who to pass the ball to when life gets messy.Warning: contains strong parenting advice, questionable footy analogies, and the occasional dad joke.
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Injury & Ice Packs – Turning 50, Fatherhood, and the Ageing Dad Body
The boys are back and feeling every ache and pain as Rob hits the big 5-0. This episode, we dive deep into what it's really like ageing as a dad — from dodgy knees and gym injuries to the guilt of not keeping up with the kids. We reflect on parenting past 40, the physical vs mental game of fatherhood, the fine art of injury prevention, and yes, even being mistaken for grandads. Whether you're rocking a dad bod, dodging monkey bars, or embracing elastic bands over barbells, this one's for the seasoned (and slightly sore) fathers out there.
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Routine Rovers vs Dad FC - The clash between chaos and calm with kids
It’s match day at home, lads! In this episode of the Dads United Podcast, we tackle the toughest opposition of all—daily routine. From morning mayhem to bedtime battles, we chat tactics, slip-ups, and golden goals in parenting. It’s a proper dad dugout discussion—grab your boots (or just a brew) and join the squad!
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Democracy Sausages - A dads eye view of this weeks Aussie Election
With election season heating up in Australia this week, the dads dive deep into the chaos, comedy, and contradictions of the campaign trail. From the disappearance of Stobie pole posters (RIP moustache-drawn candidates) to serious debates about nuclear energy, childcare funding, and the skyrocketing cost of milk, Rob, John, and Dave offer up their signature blend of insight, irreverence, and relatable dad commentary.They break down what really matters for families — cost of living pressures, who we trust to represent us, and whether free energy will ever actually be free. It’s a raw and real discussion about voting not just for politics, but for the future our kids will grow up in. Oh, and yes — democracy sausages do get a mention.🎧 Tune in for:Why the dads aren't buying the nuclear energy sellElection promises that might actually help your familyHow the cost of living is punching parents in the walletA fair few laughs at the expense of politicians (and each other)Perfect for any Aussie parent trying to make sense of modern politics without falling asleep at the wheel.
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Easter Fixtures - Holiday Plans and the Used by - Best by Debate!
It’s the school & Easter holidays, and we’re knee-deep in Easter eggs, Holiday planning, and dodgy knees (cheers, Rob). Join Rob, John, and Dave as they take on the holy trinity of chaos: Easter, school holidays, and Anzac Day. Expect Dave's holiday hacks, caravan capers, and the Dads biggest dilemma in the current cost of living crisis? The definitive ruling on Best Before vs. Use By. Yes, we almost go aisle by aisle! It’s locker room banter meets dad life – with a side of mouldy cheese. So strap in for a proper laugh and a few useful tips (probably).
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Milestone Mayhem - From Toddlers to Teens
This week on the Dad United Podcast, we’re diving into the chaos and wonder of milestone moments, birthdays and icon ages as the kids grow up,—whether it’s your toddler mastering toilet training or your teen disappearing into the night with their L-plates and an app-based game of hide and seek (yep, that’s a thing now).With Robs son turning 16, the dads reflect on what it means to give your kids more independence while holding onto your sanity. From teen sleepovers, to the hormonal rollercoasters of puberty, to toddlers throwing fists and tantrums just to get noticed—this one’s got it all.We also unpack the different challenges across ages, the dynamics between siblings, and how we navigate those “I hate him / I love him” moments that somehow happen five minutes apart.Grab your coffee (or a beer, wine for the ladies), and let’s celebrate the madness that comes with watching our kids grow up.Tune in wherever you get your podcasts, and make sure youdon’t forget to follow and leave a review– we’d love to hear about the milestones in your world.#DadUnitedPodcast #ParentingStruggles #MilestoneMoments #TeensAndToddlers #DadLife #ParentingRealTalk
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Financial Fair Play - The RBA Rate Drop – What Now, Dads?
The RBA cut rates by 0.25% — but what does that actually mean for everyday dads and their families? The boys dive into the real impact: from shrinking interest payments (maybe) to juggling tighter budgets, delayed overseas holidays, fewer pub meals, and giving up the Sunday golf game (RIP).In classic DADS United style, Rob, John & Dave get into it — with honest banter, a few laughs, and plenty of real-life reflections on home loans, LVRs, and the price of a decent dinner out. From the brutal Adelaide housing market to private school cuts and DIY brisket nights, this one’s full of “yep, been there” moments.We are not financial advisors, but definitely dads trying to make sense of it all.Got a question or story to share? Hit us up: [email protected] on Spotify or Apple Podcasts – and don't forget to share with your mates.
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Football Banter? - Dad Jokes, how far is to far when it comes to old school humour around the kids?
Welcome back to another episode of DADS United Podcast! This week, Rob, John, and Dave dive into the world of dad jokes or old school humour. We’re talking about the classic groaners and cheeky benny hill classics, the kingwood country of the past TV shows and comics that just don't wash anymore. It's the new world of cancel culture and how we have evolved over the years. But it’s not about the laughs; we’re tackling that crucial topic—what’s appropriate in today’s world?Join us as we explore the boundaries of humor, touching on topics like religion, race, and everything in between. Plus, hold onto your hats—there's a Freudian slip followed by bit of toilet humour in this episode that has the boys losing it for about 30 seconds. You won’t want to miss that! OMG ...grow up!And speaking of adventures, we’ve got to address the elephant in the room—Rob’s been overseas in Amsterdam! Tune to see if we uncover whether his trip was all about the tulips or just a cheeky punt.We apologise for the delay in releasing this episode. Rob’s been navigating the canals and the time zones, but we’re back and ready to roll!Tune in and let us know your thoughts! #DadJokes #DadsUnited #PodcastFun
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Extra Time 2025 - Questions from our Audience
Extra Time: The Q&A Knockout Round!Alright, legends, it’s that time again our first for 2025 — Extra Time, where YOU the listeners hit us with the big questions, and we go 1-on-1 with the answers (and maybe a few dad jokes along the way). No topic is off-limits in this round, and today, we’re diving deep into some serious, hilarious, and downright tricky parenting and relationship dilemmas.🔹 Reigniting the spark – When life, work, and parenting kill the romance, how do you bring it back?🔹 Housework wars – Who does more, and does pushing ‘start’ on a robovac actually count?🔹 Thinking about divorce – Should you call it quits or fight for it?🔹 Failing at fatherhood? – The stress is real. Are you really failing, or just feeling the pressure?🔹 When kids fly the nest – What happens when they don’t need you anymore?🔹 Hidden credit card debt – Found your partner’s secret spending? Now what?🔹 Stay-at-home dads – Should they get a paycheck for their full-time gig?🔹 Soft parenting vs. old-school discipline – Are we raising a generation of marshmallows?🔹 Keeping a social life as a parent – Can dads still have mates and beers without the guilt?Raw, unfiltered, and straight from the DADS United locker room, this episode is packed with real talk, hard truths, and a few laughs to get you through. Buckle up—it's Extra Time! 🎙️⚽🍻👉 Got a question for the next round? Slide into our DMs or hit us up at [email protected]
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New Season, New Coaches - Back to School, New Teachers, New Challenges & Parental Guilt
The kids are back in school, and the DADS United crew is diving into the highs, lows, and downright stressful moments of the new academic year! In this episode Rob, John, and Dave tackle the big questions:How do you handle a new teacher? – Whether it’s a fresh-faced rookie or a seasoned pro, adjusting to a new educator can be tricky. And what if your child’s teacher isn’t quite up to scratch? The boys discuss how to navigate concerns without being that parent.Getting involved in school life – From reading newsletters (yes, actually reading them) to attending acquaintance nights, mid-year reviews, and even volunteering, we break down the best ways to stay connected to your child’s education without being a helicopter parent.Parental guilt & sharing the load – Who’s doing the school runs? Who’s checking homework? We tackle the silent (or not-so-silent) struggle between parents on balancing responsibilities and avoiding the dreaded who’s the better parent competition.Packed with practical advice, funny real-life experiences, and plenty of dad wisdom, this episode is a must-listen for any parent navigating the school year!Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts! #DadsUnited #BackToSchool #ParentingWinsAndFails
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Valentine’s Day Special - Flowers, Fuss & Furry Friends
Love is in the air… or is it just panic setting in? The lads are back, and this time, they’re tackling Valentine’s Day. Is it all about MUM, or do the kids expect a bit of love too? And what about the DADS—does anyone want them to be their Valentine in today’s world?Rob, John, and Dave break down the do’s and don’ts of the big day—should you plan something special, or is a last-minute dash to the petrol station for some sad-looking flowers an acceptable move? Do you even know her favourite flowers, or are you just hoping she likes the "best of what’s left"?And then there’s the question no one’s asking—what’s Valentine’s Day got to do with cats and dogs? No, seriously. Stick around till the end, because Rob and Dave are still trying to figure out how that’s even a thing.A mix of football banter, dad dilemmas, and last-minute love-saving strategies—this one’s a must-listen for every dad who’s ever had to pretend they definitely didn’t forget.
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Love for the Club - Keeping the Spark Alive with your partner post kids.
We’re kicking off 2025 with a bang (and a bit of banter) on the DADS United Podcast! As we enter our second season, we’ve lined up some hard-hitting topics, starting with a New Year’s special that’ll have you thinking beyond the pitch. First, we tackle our 2025 New Year’s resolutions—including one of Dave’s bold (and let’s be honest, unexpected) goals that sparked this week’s main discussion: intimacy. That’s right, lads—this week, we’re getting real about one of the toughest fixtures on the family calendar: maintaining that emotional and physical connection with your partner amidst the chaos of raising kids. Whether it’s sleepless nights, relentless schedules, or simply forgetting to check in with the "team captain" at home, keeping the love alive can feel like playing with 10 men on the field. We’ve broken down the game plan: tips, tricks, and honest reflections on how to rebuild chemistry, avoid red cards in the romance department, and bring back the spark when life has parked the bus. We know it’s not something dads chat about at the pub, but this one’s a lot more common in the family dynamic than anyone admits. From real talk to hilarious anecdotes, this is one episode you won’t want to miss. Tune in, bring your boots, and let’s tackle intimacy like a proper team—because love for the club starts at home. Catch the DADS UNITED Podcast wherever you stream!
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Catch Up Games - Festive Fireworks, Holiday Hassles and Workplace Woes
The Dads United lads are back, kicking off the new year with a raw, unstructured 50th Episode (and definitely VAR-worthy) discussion about the holidays. From dodgy NYE fireworks displays (seriously, where do they come from?) to keeping the kids busy without losing your mind—or your pets—we’ve got it all covered. Need tips on surviving the school break? We’ve got you! From feeding the little ones (yes, we even debate the perfect way to cook 2-minute noodles) to managing their relentless energy without resorting to bribery (okay, maybe a little bribery). The lads also spill on what’s coming up in 2025, tackle the big return-to-the-office debate, and ask the ultimate question: why is remote work so much better when the kids are not at home? It’s a chaotic kickoff to the year—messy, funny, and pure Dad banter. Tune in for the laughs, stay for the life lessons (sort of).
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Extra Time - Bonus Stocking Filler
This Christmas, grab a cuppa, settle in by the tree, and join the DADS United Podcast crew for our most festive Extra Time bonus episode yet! 🎅✨ Rob, John, and Dave are back with their signature banter, reflecting on listener questions from the past year. From hilarious parenting mishaps to unexpected moments of wisdom, the lads unwrap a mix of laughs, insights, and good old-fashioned dad humor. Expect cheeky stories, playful ribbing, and, of course, those nuggets of legitimate advice that only DADS United can deliver. Whether you're juggling kids, unwrapping presents, or just looking for a light-hearted escape, this special holiday episode is the perfect way to cap off the year. 🎁👨👧👦 Tune in for the laughs, stay for the advice—because every dad deserves a little Extra Time this Christmas! 🎙️✨
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Christmas Fixtures - Monkey Bar Banter Part 2
It’s that time of year, and if you made it through Part 1, congratulations—you were warned about the chaos! Now, here’s Part 2 of this unpredictable holiday special from the DADS United Podcast, packed with more absurdity, babble, and outright nonsense. Here’s what’s in store: New Pets in the Home – From choosing the right one to the inevitable chaos of “Who’s feeding it this time?” The dads tackle the pet ownership debate. Monkey Bar Madness: Round 2 – After the shenanigans in Part 1, the boys dive into more feats of questionable physical prowess and debate whether this really proves dad strength. Kids and the School Canteen Heist – How did your debit card end up funding an entire snack lineup? The dads share their tales of accidental school cafeteria overspending and what to do about it. WARNING: This episode continues to ride the line between locker room banter and utterly unhinged. Buckle up, and embrace the madness—you were warned (again)!
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Christmas Fixtures - Monkey Bar Banter Part 1
It’s that time of year, and the boys have clearly overdosed on Christmas cheer! This episode is an unpredictable rollercoaster of dad banter, festive reflections, and some questionable physical feats. Here’s what’s in store for Part 1 of this two-part holiday special: 1. Unsuccessful weight and fitness challenges – because who’s actually sticking to the plan this time of year?2. Monkey bar madness – How many rungs can a dad conquer? And more importantly, how long can you hang on one-handed? The boys test their limits LIVE.3. Kids' Christmas concerts – The highs, the lows, and the “can we leave yet?” moments as the year wraps up for the little ones.4. Tradition vs. modern Christmas – What does the holiday season really mean to the lads in today’s world? And of course, the great debate: What’s the deal with Elf on the Shelf? Does anyone really care? WARNING: This episode is heavy on the banter and light on structure. Proceed with caution, and enjoy the chaos!
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Extra Time – Listeners Questions - Rob & Dave Take the Pitch (John’s Still on the Bench)
This week, it’s a two-man squad as Rob and Dave lace up for another session of Extra Time. With John benched (again!) for “home duties” – translation: the gaffer at home said no to beers and banter – the lads carry the load for the second week running. Expect some proper footie-style banter as Rob and Dave tackle the hard-hitting questions our loyal DADS United supporters have volleyed in. From cheeky parenting dilemmas to tactical moves in the game of dad life, this episode’s got it all. Will John ever return to the starting lineup, or is he set for permanent sub status? Tune in to find out, as the lads take the field and dish out their wisdom, one pint and one laugh at a time.
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Post Game Interviews - Police & Parenting with Special Guest Steve F (Pt 1)
Oi, lads & ladies! This week on DADS United, Rob and Dave take to the pitch with a proper legend of the force, Stephen – a retired copper and detective with 40 years on the clock. This isn’t your usual kickabout; it’s part one of a cracking deep dive into life as a top-tier dad while patrolling the mean streets. Stephen opens up about raising his two lads (now fully grown strikers in life) while keeping law and order. It’s a mix of the good, the bad, and the downright ugly sides of parenting – straight from the bobby’s mouth. We’re talking honest reflections on handling kids, the fine line between discipline and support, and why you shouldn’t rush to point fingers at those who’ve had a dodgy run-in with the law. There’s plenty of extra-time banter too, including tips on spotting if your kids are hanging out with the wrong crowd, handling the offside traps of drugs and booze, and staying on the ball with your youngsters’ mates. So lace up, grab a pint, and settle in – this is just the start of a multi-part series with those who keep the peace for us. It’s one for the dads, the fans, and anyone trying to score some parenting goals. Cheers!
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Even Playing Fields - Navigating the Woke World
Hold onto your scarves, lads, because this week Rob, John, and Dave are lacing up their boots and taking on a tricky away fixture – the woke world. 🌈🏳️🌈 From VAR-style reviews on pronouns to tackling non-traditional parenting head-on, the boys are stepping onto a pitch that’s as unpredictable as an English cup tie. As middle-aged dads who grew up in simpler times—when the biggest debate was who nicked the last pint—they’re now grappling with the modern rules of play. Sexuality, cultures, politics… you name it, they’re kicking it around. Are they experts? Not a chance. But like a mid-table side taking on a top-six club, they’re giving it a proper go. Expect honest chats, plenty of laughs, and maybe even the odd red card moment as they fumble their way through the maze of wokeness. This episode opens the door for dads to start their own half-time team talks with their kids, partners, and mates. So grab your headphones, settle into your dugout, and let’s take on this woke world together. After all, this isn’t about winning the league; it’s about staying onside. ⚽ Available now on all podcast streaming platforms!🏟️ Join the conversation and share your thoughts with the team on social media. #DADSunited #WokeWorldFC #ParentingMatchday
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Extra Time - Questions from the listeners Ep1 (Rob & John)
Hold onto your dad hats! Rob and John are tackling your burning questions in the very first Extra Time segment. With over 40 episodes under their belts, it’s time to flip the script and let YOU call the shots. This episode dives headfirst into the rollercoaster of parenting—think social media strategies for your mini-tech gurus, disciplinary debates, and heart-to-heart reflections on the toughest and funniest parts of being a dad. Spoiler alert: we also spill the beans on our biggest blunders (yep, we’re not perfect). Warning: this one's peppered with some colorful language, so parental guidance is advised. We might not be certified experts, but we’ve got stories to share, advice to give, and laughs to serve up. Buckle up for an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud ride through fatherhood, Extra Time style!
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Domestic League - The female perspective on the Dads United podcast and other domestic issues.
This week, we’ve got a guest appearance like no other! Rob’s partner Jakki joins us on the pitch to give the domestic league lowdown, offering the ultimate female perspective on the DADS United banter. Does Jakki even tune in to hear us lads go on about the trials and triumphs of fatherhood, football, and everything in between? More importantly, what should we be talking about to keep our female fans from switching off? We’re pulling no punches here – Jakki takes us through the lineup of household duties and frustrations. Is John up to scratch with his sweeping game? Can Rob clean up after himself, or is he still sliding around the kitchen like a dodgy defender? And the million-dollar question: is wiping down the bench with a tea towel a straight red, or a sly bit of skill? Expect some proper footy-style banter as we tackle domestic duties, manly mishaps, and whether we’ve got it all wrong (again). It’s the DADS United in true league form – sharing a laugh, learning a thing or two, and maybe, just maybe, earning a few points on the home front. Tune in, mates – this one’s for the fans on both sides of the touchline!
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Media Games - Kids, Content & The Social Media Free-Kick
Alright, people, gather 'round because this one's a proper belter. We're diving headfirst into what we are calling Pt 1 of the wild world of social media and the on-demand madness that’s got our kids glued to their screens like it's stoppage time in a cup final. Are we keeping a close eye on what they're actually watching, or are we just letting the devices babysit while we kick back on the sofa? If you reckon it's all harmless fun, have a think about why some governments are red-carding social media for kids under 14. They’re not doing it for a laugh – there’s a reason behind the bans, and it’s high time we got off the bench and took a serious interest. As dads, parents, and proper footy fans, we care about the future of our kids and the welfare of the next generation. We may not know all the risks yet, but we do know it’s our job to play defence. So, grab a pint, settle in, and join us as we tackle the tricky questions around social media, screen time, and what it means for our young'uns.
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No Pain, No Gain - Punishment and Reward with modern day kids.
Alright listeners.....strap in for a cracking episode of the DADS United Podcast! Rob, John, and Dave are back on the pitch, but this time it’s the kids in the firing line! We’re talking discipline, from time-outs to chucking the devices in the sin bin—proper old-school tactics versus the modern game. We kick off with the hard tackles, setting the little ones straight, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of praise when they hit the back of the net by the end. It’s a fiery debate with plenty of VAR-worthy moments on what’s PC and what’s not. Plenty of banter, and maybe a bit of red card action!
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The Mental Game - R U OK Day & mental health.
In this week’s episode of the DADS United Podcast, the lads give a Dads look, lace up their boots and tackle R U OK Day—yeah, it was a few weeks ago, but the chat's still as relevant as ever. Rob, John, and Dave pull no punches as they talk mental health, from checking in on your mates to making sure the kids are doing alright. They mix in some light-hearted banter with the heavy stuff, covering everything from looking out for the lads at work , sport & socially to making sure your nearest and dearest are feeling alright. After all, that’s what this podcast is about—getting the ball rolling on the tough conversations, supporting one another like a proper team.
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Founding Fathers - What does fathers day mean for us and our kids?
Welcome to the latest episode of DADS United, where Rob, John, and Dave lace up their boots and dive into the Father’s Day fixture! From reflecting on their own gaffers—past legends and present-day captains—to passing on their wisdom to the next generation of young strikers (their kids), the lads tackle the big question: is Father’s Day an emotional cup final or just another commercial league game? Expect top banter as they break down how they spent the day, from sentimental moments to Costco hauls with Dave scoring some cheeky bargains. With plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, including Muttley-style chuckles, the lads are sure to leave you in stitches as they try to keep it all onside. Whether it’s dodgy presents or heartfelt memories, this one’s got it all. Strap in, because this episode is a proper laugh fest!
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League Promotion - Kids being independent and when are they ready?
In this episode of DADS United, it's all about when to let your little ones lace up their boots and take on the world solo! Rob, John, and Dave are back in the studio, tackling the big moments of growing up—whether it's toilet training, getting dressed without a VAR check, or even whipping up their own half-time snacks in the kitchen. And yes, lads, we’re diving into the hotly debated topic once again—leaving the kids in the car, parked up like a proper sub on the bench. From the first steps of independence to when you can finally trust ‘em at home solo, this episode has it all. Expect plenty of banter, the usual dad debates, and a few own goals. Time to give your kids the captain's armband—or is it too soon to let them take charge of the match? All that and a whole lot more in this week’s episode of DADS United!
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Foul Play - Preventing swearing in home & in public
This week on the DADS United Podcast, Rob, John, and Dave dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of raising kids in a world where bad words are lurking around every corner. From TV screens to schoolyards, and yes—even the playgrounds—the lads try to tackle the impossible mission of keeping their little ones' lips pure from the foul-mouthed frenzy surrounding them. Spoiler: it’s harder than it sounds! You'll hear the guys swap stories on how they handle the inevitable slip-ups at home, the language they try (and often fail) to avoid, and the absolute comedy of a toddler casually dropping an F-bomb in public. 😬🤦♂️ Fair warning—this episode is peppered with explicit language and hilarious, sometimes shocking moments. Parental guidance is definitely recommended! Buckle up for some unfiltered dad talk! 👶🍼💣 #DADSUnited #BadLanguage #ParentingFails #ExplicitLanguage #ParentalGuidanceAdvised #DadLife #PodcastLife #FoulMouth
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Financial Fair Play - Planning & budgeting for Christmas 24
In this episode of the "DADS United Podcast," the lads are lacing up their boots and getting ready for the second half of the year—it's all about "Saving to Avoid the Drop!" Just like your favorite team battling to stay in the Premier League, we’re talking tactics to manage your budget, where to save, and how to avoid those red cards on your bank statement as Christmas looms large. We’ll throw in some Dad-tastic tips to make sure you’re well-prepared for the festive fixture list. Get ready to laugh, learn, and leave with a game plan to see you through to the final whistle! 4o
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The Youth League Report- Tracking the kids progress at school
Oi, Dad Pod fans! This week, the gaffers—Rob, John, and Dave—are swapping the pitch for the playground in a continuation of the mid-year reviews. We're not just talking footy tactics, but how the kids are getting on at school. Are the young ones in need of a bit more fitness training, some tactical theory, or maybe just pure game time to level up their grades? The lads are dishing out ratings on their little prodigies’ performance, diving deep into the curriculum these mini-game players are tackling. And don’t miss the bit where the boys take a hard look in the mirror—are we, the senior coaches, giving our strikers the support they need? It's all on the line, so grab your headphones, tune in on your favorite podcast platform, and don’t forget to share the banter with your mates!
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Mid Season Review - A look back at 2024 so far.
Like any probation review this one is late...but never fear... The lads are back, and this week it's a proper mid-season review, innit? We've been nattering on for months now, and it's time to take a look back at all the dad banter, Kids and toddler tantrums, and life lessons we've dropped like Beckham free kicks. ⚽ Expect plenty of dad jokes that’ll make you cringe harder than a missed penalty, as we reflect on our most iconic episodes, take a cheeky peek at our global fan base (shoutout to our one listener in Nepal!), and, of course, engage in some classic ribbing—because what’s a podcast without taking the mick out of each other? The lads even weigh in to the pre season fitness challenge to drop a few kegs before the years end???😂 But hold on to your pints, 'cause we might just be scheming up something special—a Dads United Fringe Show for 2025! Yep, you heard it right, we’re thinking of taking this shambles on the road! 🎭 So, grab your brew, settle in, and let’s have a laugh, a chat, and a bit of a moan about being dads. All that and a whole lot more on this week's DADS UNITED Podcast! 🍻 #BanterCentral #DadsUnited
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Team Mates - Maintaining Friendships post kids.
In this week's episode of the DADS United Podcast, Rob and John dive into the hilarious yet heartwarming chaos of trying to keep those bromances alive post-kids. From the gut-wrenching reality of life changes, relocating, and accepting that the body just can't handle those Monday morning recovery sessions after a weekend of competitive sports, to the many ingenious (and slightly desperate) ways they've found to reconnect with old mates. 🤝👶 Tune in for laughs, relatable stories, and top-notch tips on rekindling those friendships once the dust has settled on the newborn phase. Whether you're a new dad or a seasoned pro, this episode is packed with insights and laughs you won't want to miss! 🎧 Listen now on your favorite podcast platform and join the conversation on social media using #DADSunitedPodcast. Let’s keep those friendships alive, dads!
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Financial Fair Play - Tax time, how we navigated the last fin year and prepare for the future
This week on the DADS United Podcast, Rob, John, and Dave dive into the one thing we all dread... Tax Time! 💸 But fear not, because our favorite trio is here to make it interesting, if nothing else. Join the guys as they share their top-notch financial fair play tactics that help them navigate the murky waters of taxes. They'll discuss how they educate & setup their kids about money, keep their households running smoothly, and plan for a bright financial future. Expect some practical tips, and some unexpected tax-time confessions! 😂💡 Whether you're a seasoned pro or a tax-time newbie, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in and get your financial game on point with DADS United. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share with your fellow dads! 🚀📈 #DADSunited #TaxTime #FinancialTips #PodcastFun Catch the latest episode now on all your favorite streaming services! 🎧✨
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Good Coach, Bad Coach - How to know if you are a good parent
In this week's episode of the Dads United podcast, we tackled the all-important question: are we achieving a top parent rating from ourselves and our kids? Think of it like checking the league table at Christmas – are we top of the table or facing relegation? Our hosts kicked things off with a bit of self-reflection, comparing their past parenting performances to VAR decisions – sometimes you get it spot on, and other times you're left scratching your head wondering how you missed that open goal. There were confessions of dad fails reminiscent of own goals and last-minute penalties, but also moments of glory that would make Sir Alex Ferguson In the end, it was a mixed bag, but as any true fan would say, it's all about the passion and effort you bring to the game. Whether you're top of the league or just avoiding the drop, remember, every dad's performance has its ups and downs – it's the love for the game and the team (family) that truly counts. So, lace up your boots, keep practising those dad jokes and bedtime stories, and always play with heart. Onwards and upwards, dads – the season’s still young!
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Supporting Your Team - IOU's and tips for when you leave the other parent to manage the team.
Grab your headphones and settle in for another rollicking episode of the Dad United Podcast! This week, we're tackling the age-old conundrum of Supporting Your Team – and no, we're not talking about the footie. First up, we've got Rob, who's jetting off overseas for work (fancy!) and leaving his partner to juggle the little ones during the school holidays. The man’s racking up more IOUs than a Premier League club in the transfer window! Meanwhile, John’s dodging international travel like a relegation-threatened striker avoiding a red card. His master plan? Stay home with the baby while his missus tackles the two toddlers solo. Spoiler alert: John thinks he's getting the better deal – he's not. But what about paying back those massive IOUs? And what other clever tricks should dads have up their sleeves to keep their partners happy? Tune in to this episode of Dad United to find out who’s getting subbed off, who’s scoring the winning goal, and how to keep your home team from sending you to the bench!
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Keepy Uppies - A Dads look at work life balance.
New Episode Alert: Keepy Uppies! This week on the DADS United Podcast, it's a special duo episode! With Dave off moving into his new home , Rob and John are taking the reins. Tune in as these two super dads dive deep into the wild world of work-life balance, all while wrangling their tribes of young to adolescent boys. Ever wondered how they manage to find personal time amidst the chaos? Rob and John spill their tips and tricks for keeping the family dynamic strong while still carving out those precious moments for themselves. Whether it’s sneaking in the quick highlights of the weeks premier league or Euro's matches. planning dad-and-kid movie nights, or mastering the art of multi-tasking, these dads have got you covered!Expect laughter, relatable stories, and some seriously practical advice. This episode is a good listen for every parent looking to juggle work, family, and self-care without dropping the ball. So grab your headphones and get ready for a fun and insightful ride! Listen now on Spotify, Apple, Google or your favourite podcast streaming service and don't forget to share your own tips with us on social media using #DADSunited!
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Lessons from the pitch - How the football club prepared us for fatherhood & parenting.
This week, join Rob, John, and Dave as they take a trip down memory lane, back to their days on the soccer field, and uncover how those experiences have shaped their journey as dads. From nail-biting matches to locker room pep talks, discover the unexpected ways that kicking a ball around has taught them invaluable lessons in fatherhood and parenting. Tune in for a lively discussion filled with laughs, heartfelt stories, and practical tips. Whether it's about instilling discipline, teamwork, or simply having fun, these dads reveal how their time "putting the ball in the onion bag" (yes, they still call it that!) has helped them navigate the beautiful game of raising kids. Don’t miss this episode if you’re looking for some dad wisdom, a few chuckles, and a lot of inspiration. Catch the episode now on your favorite podcast platform and join the conversation on social media! 🥅👨👧👦 #DADSunited #SoccerDads #ParentingPodcast #FieldofDreams
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Intimidation Tactics - Dealing with bullies
Today the Lads Tackle Intimidation Tactics. Something we had seen multiple times at the club, on the field , in the changeroom....but now as Dads? How do we deal with it with our kids? What do we teach them about being bullied or heaven forbid if they are the Bullie? Thats a lot of question marks , so grab a wine, pint or coffee, hook up to your aipods, car stereo or google home and listen in to this weeks episode of the Dads United Podcast - Listeners discression advised - its a heated one!
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The Love of the Game - Intimacy & time together when you have kids
Welcome to the latest episode of the "Dad United Podcast," where we tackle the cheeky topic of "The Love of the Game - Intimacy & Time Together When You Have Kids." Picture this: it's like a full-throttle finals match, but instead of 90 minutes of heart-pounding action, we’re diving deep into the nitty-gritty of emotional and physical intimacy. What does quality time really look like when you’ve got little ones hanging off you like goalposts? How do you stay comfortable in your own skin when your house feels like a stadium? And when exactly is it time to hang up your boots and stop strutting around the house in your birthday suit? Plus, we spill the beans on what actually happens when you get that rare night alone. Spoiler alert: it’s not always the grand victory you’d expect. We tackle all the taboo questions that most dads wouldn’t dare to whisper in the locker room. So, lace up your boots and join us for a laugh, a chat, and maybe even a few red-card-worthy revelations!
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Moving Stadiums - Build, Buy or Rent? - Family homes in the current Adelaide property market.
🍻 Welome to the Dads United Podcast! 🎙️ Join us as we dive into this weeks hot topic of Moving Stadiums - Build, Buy or Rent? 🏡⚽️ We’re talking everything we know about the current Adelaide property market to whether you should build, buy, rent / invest your way to your family home. 💬 📚 We've got book recommendations (some related to this topic!), practical tips, and a good dose of banter about what it’s like to juggle kids, careers, and the dream of owning a home with the ultimate South Australian utopia. Plus, we’ll clue you in on some quirks of the Adelaide market, like the surprising dangers of brush fences! 🌳🔥 to the industry congestion of South Road? So grab your favorite drink, kick back, and enjoy a fun-filled episode packed with camaraderie and real talk. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this one! 🙌 👉 Look us up on your favorite podcast platform and join the conversation with the Dads United Podcast. Cheers 🍺 #DadsUnitedPodcast #AdelaidePropertyMarket #BuildBuyRent #SoccerDads #FamilyHomes #RealEstateTalk #BrushFenceBlues
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Win Loss Ratio - Dealing with grief and loss
Welcome to another cracker of an episode on the "Dad United Podcast"! This week, we're tackling a tough one: "Dealing with grief and loss." Whether it's waving goodbye to the old school, losing touch with mates, saying farewell to a beloved family member or pet, we've got the full Monty on helping our little ones (and ourselves) navigate the emotional rollercoaster of grief. Expect top tips, plenty of laughs, and maybe a few tears as we chat about turning those tough times into golden opportunities for growth and resilience. Tune in, dads – it's time to show loss who's boss!
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Inside the Dressing Room - kmart kids clothes & other tips
Join us on this hilarious and heartwarming episode of the Dad United Podcast as Rob, John, and Dave tackle the ultimate dad challenge: kids' clothes. Picture the three of us at the bar after a weekend soccer match, sharing war stories and laughs. From deciphering the latest fashion trends of kmart kids clothes to the fine art of hand-me-down diplomacy, we cover it all. We reveal secret online shopping hacks, how we turn a thrift store expedition into a survival mission & more. We'll chat about budget battles, the madness of in-store shopping with kids, and the joy (and agony) of seeing them outgrow outfits faster than you can say "sale rack." So grab a drink, kick back, and join us for a fun-filled episode packed with banter, practical tips, and the undeniable camaraderie of three dads just trying to keep their kids dressed and their sanity intact. Cheers to that!
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Red Card for Domestic Violence - Positive Male Attitudes against domestic violence statistics
In the latest episode of the Dads United Podcast, titled "Red Card for Domestic Violence," the lads delve into a critical issue plaguing communities worldwide, with a particular focus on the alarming statistics in Australia, where more than 30+ women have tragically lost their lives to domestic violence this year alone. As fathers and role models, the lads recognise the urgent need for action and reflection within their own circles and beyond. They engage in a candid conversation reflecting about the past and about the pivotal role dads play in shaping the attitudes and behaviors of their children and peers. By fostering open dialogue and promoting values of respect, empathy, and equality, fathers can instill crucial lessons that contribute to a safer, more compassionate society. The episode emphasises the importance of educating children about healthy relationships, consent, and the significance of mutual respect from an early age. Moreover, the boys highlight the responsibility men hold in challenging harmful stereotypes and behaviors, both within themselves and among their friends and acquaintances. In a poignant call to action, the Boys urge listeners to confront negative attitudes head-on and seek support if needed. They emphasise the vital role organizations like 1800RESPECT play in providing assistance and guidance to individuals seeking to break the cycle of violence and cultivate positive change. With its blend of heartfelt discussion, practical advice, and a powerful call to action, this episode of the Dads United Podcast serves as a rallying cry for fathers everywhere to stand united in the fight against domestic violence, knowing that their actions today can help shape a safer and more respectful tomorrow. Join the conversation and be part of the solution.
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The Diet of Champions - What and how to feed kids?
Gather 'round, folks! It's time to spill the beans (and maybe a few crisps) on the latest episode of the "Dad United Podcast"! Picture this: a bunch of blokes, fresh off the pitch, pints in hand, and ready to tackle the age-old conundrum of feeding the ankle-biters. In this rip-roaring episode, we're diving headfirst into the culinary chaos that is "The Diet of Champions - What and How to Feed Kids?" Think of it as a survival guide for the domestic jungle, where the battle cry is "Eat your greens or your not leaving the table!" From brekkie battles to lunchtime skirmishes, and the dreaded dinner dilemmas, we're sharing our favorite tactics for keeping the little sh#ts well-fed and (mostly) content. We'll be swapping tales of legendary family recipes passed down through generations, like granma's secret dessert recipes and mum's infamous veggie-laden lasagna (shh, don't tell the kids!). But fear not, dear listeners, for we'll also be delving into the art of veggie negotiation – because let's face it, convincing a toddler to eat broccoli is like trying to teach a goldfish to juggle. Tune in as we regale you with tales of tactical veggie camouflage, old tactics we used to dispose of veggies and all the covert ops at the dinner table. So, grab a pint, settle in, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even pick up a few nuggets of parenting wisdom along the way. Because when it comes to feeding kids, it's all about survival of the funniest. Cheers, mates!
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National Pride - what is ANZAC day for kids ?
Welcome to the latest episode of the "Dad United Podcast"! This week, we're diving into a topic close to many of our hearts: Anzac Day for Dads & what is anzac day for kids? Now, if you're like me, you might be wondering how to navigate explaining the significance of this solemn day to your little ones without resorting to a history lecture. But fear not, fellow dads, because we've got you covered! In this episode, we'll tackle the importance of Anzac Day with all the reverence it deserves. Join us as we discuss the freedoms we enjoy today thanks to the sacrifices of those who came before us. From the courage of the Anzacs to the spirit of mateship that defines our nation, we'll explore how these values shape our lives and the legacy we want to pass on to our children. So grab your favorite dad joke and tune in as we honor the fallen, celebrate our freedoms, and pledge to carry the memory of Anzac Day with us into the future. Because when it comes to parenting, there's no greater lesson to impart than the importance of remembering those who gave everything for the sake of our freedom.
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Coaches Influence - Discovery & influence on your kids interests
"Welcome back, folks, to another riveting episode of the Dads United Podcast, where we tackle the world of fatherhood with the finesse of a newly signed striker on his or her debut match! Today, we're diving headfirst into the dynamic realm of 'Coaches Influence - Discovery & Influence on Your Kids' Interests.' Grab your jerseys and lace up those boots, because this one's going to be a rollercoaster ride of sporting shenanigans and dadly wisdom! Picture this: a group of dads, armed with whistles and sports gear, navigating the tumultuous waters of their kids' burgeoning hobbies. From soccer to swimming, and everything in between, we're dissecting how our little ones' interests are shaped and, let's be honest, sometimes gently nudged by our own passions. Who knew that a love for football could be genetically passed down like a treasured family heirloom, or can it? But it's not all about the sportsday talk, oh no! We're also delving into the school holiday playbook, uncovering the secret strategies of bonding time with our pint-sized MVPs. Whether it's taking a few days off work for some quality time or embarking on the premium-priced overseas adventures, we've got a playbook for creating those unforgettable moments that'll have our kids cheering louder than a stadium full of fans. So, kick back, relax, and get ready to score some serious dad points as we tackle the highs, the lows, and the downright hilarious moments of fatherhood. It's the Dads United Podcast, where every episode is a championship-winning goal in the game of parenting!"
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International Break - Managing Work and Family over the School Holiday Break
Alright, picture this: You've survived another week of adulting, dodging deadlines and navigating the chaos of family life like a boss. But now, the school holidays are looming large, and you're facing the ultimate challenge: balancing work, family, and sanity while the kids run wild. Join the Dad United Podcast crew as we dive headfirst into the madness of managing family and work during the next two weeks of school holidays. From the tactical maneuvers of scheduling who's on kid duty to the epic debates over whether to brave a family holiday at premium prices or hunker down at home, We leave no parenting dilemma unturned. But wait, there's more! This episode isn't just about swapping war stories of parenthood—it's a whole new ball game in this episode. We're talking sports recapof the prem gather round in Afl and more including tips of the week that might just save your sanity, and enough dad jokes to make even the most stoic of fathers crack a smile. So grab a cold one, settle in, and get ready to laugh, commiserate, and maybe even pick up a nugget of wisdom or two to survive the school holiday trenches. Because when it comes to parenting, sometimes all you can do is laugh...preferably with a beer in hand.
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VAR: "Visually Appropriate Review" Managing what your kids watch on TV and devices
Ladies and gents, grab your mugs of steaming tea and settle into your favorite armchair, because this week on the "Dads United Podcast," we're diving headfirst into the wild world of children's viewing entertainment! Strap on your shin pads and lace up your boots because it's about to get as intense as a last-minute penalty shootout at Wembley! In this week's episode, the lads tackle a topic hotter than a freshly brewed cuppa: Video Appropriate Review! That's right, we're taking a long hard look at the content our youth squads are glued to faster than Adama Traore on a breakaway! From the innocent days of Looney Tunes to the intergalactic adventures of the Herculoids, we're reminiscing about the classics faster than you can say "offside trap." But hold onto your hats, folks, because it's not all nostalgia and corner kicks! Ever wondered if your offspring even knows what "free to air" means? Well, neither did we until we embarked on this wild journey! Our growing footie enthusiasts might be binge-watching more YouTube than we can keep track of, but fear not, because the Dads United squad is here to referee the chaos! And just when you thought things couldn't get any more unpredictable than a last-minute own goal, we drop the bombshell that our very own Dave is living in the dark ages! That's right, folks, he doesn't know Blippi from a bog-standard banana! But fear not, dear listeners, because amidst the chaos and confusion, there's a glimmer of hope. Join us as we delve into the tactics of parental guidance, uncovering hidden gems of education and skill-building, Chess? Art? you could train your kids to be the next Magnus Carlsen or a Jnr Picasso just in what they are watching in the vast expanse of children's entertainment. So whether you're a seasoned veteran of bedtime story negotiations or a rookie dad facing the trials of toddler tantrums, this episode is guaranteed to have you rolling in the aisles faster than a Spanish striker. Tune in, kick back, and let's navigate the tumultuous waters of modern parenting together. You might just find the golden boot of wisdom hidden in the sea of streaming services—or at the very least, you'll have a laugh along the way! ⚽📺
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Easter Fixtures List: Dave’s Dilemma and Discount Eggs Galore!"
Join us for another exciting episode of the "Dads United United Podcast," where at least 2 dedicated fathers, Me Rob, John, and myself :P delve into the intricacies of a Dads Easter Weekend. This week we find ourselves in a bit of a predicament as Dave, is fashionably late, or perhaps a no-show altogether? Nevertheless, the show must go on! In this episode, we tackle the imminent Easter break, sharing our insights on how to navigate this holiday as dads. From strategic egg-buying tactics to determining the right amount of chocolate for our kids, we explore a lot. We discuss methods to involve our children in the festivities and reflect on the evolving role of religion in modern family dynamics, pondering its commercialisation over time. But fear not, technology comes to our aid as we employ innovative means to ensure a seamless podcast recording experience, mirroring our efforts to navigate the upcoming weekend with efficiency and joy. So, tune in as we unravel the mysteries of Easter, fatherhood, and the future, in this episode of the "Dads United United Podcast: Easter Fixtures.
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The "Dads United Podcast" brings together three lifelong mates—Rob, John, and Dave—who, after years of playing soccer together at their local club, have reunited to share their experiences and insights on navigating the unique challenges of life as fathers. Each of the hosts brings a distinct perspective to the table, reflecting the diverse stages of fatherhood they find themselves in.
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