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Distorted View Daily — 308 episodes

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1

Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener

2

Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener

3

Stop Showering and Let the Pussy Cometh

4

Meade Finally Admits He’s Effeminate

5

Area Pervert Threatens Government – “Unlock My Fucking Anime”

6

Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of Love

7

Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola

8

Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy Penises

9

The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus

10

Pastor Dung Pusher And The Helpful International Gimp

11

Fried Condom Chicken and Erotic Polio Stump Worship

12

Dripping Menstrual Mucus From Your Back Hole

13

Erotic Fracking and the Year of the Butt Crack

14

Stalked By A Mime Covered In Cooking Oil

15

Turning Dinner Into a Throat Slurry And Buttcrack Fentanyl

16

Cheese, Glorious Dick Cheese

17

Blueberry Fetish And The Fat Feeder Fans

18

Somali Child Brides for Old White Farmers – NEW SHOW!

19

All Juiced Up On Thai Hookers

20

Diaper Boy Finally Gets Busted

21

My Pubic Hair Is a Protective Fence

22

America Celebrated 250 Years Deep in Someone’s Butthole

23

Abraham Lincoln Wants Man Pussy From Beyond the Grave

24

Judge Judy Found Your Groin Lesion

25

Eat That Pussy Like a Krispy Kreme

26

Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust – FIXED AUDIO

27

Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust

28

Remote Telepathic Pussy Cleaning And Testosteroney Twat

29

Arby’s Has the Meats and All the Herpes

30

Animal Control Doesn’t Care About Your Dick Sucking Side Hustle

31

Poop Cop Promotions, Naked Hyponotists, And A Watermelon Felon

32

Trannic Panic And The Corrective Rape Twins

33

Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute

34

The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW!

35

The Shart Game Show of My Dreams

36

How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire

37

A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs

38

Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals

39

What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ?

40

Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon

41

Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging

42

Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service

43

Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell

44

A Crystal Meth Cock Opera

45

The Trans Leukemia Orchestra

46

Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft

47

Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas

48

Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You

49

A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass – NEW SHOW!

50

Sex Party Line Schizophrenia

51

Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

52

You Can’t Build A Society With Tits

53

A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back

54

Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor

55

Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police

56

The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

57

Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees

58

Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

59

Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

60

Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom

61

A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

62

Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

63

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps

64

The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!

65

Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells

66

The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE

67

When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad

68

Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole

69

Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse

70

Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping

71

The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

72

A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge

73

Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare

74

Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE!

75

Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

76

Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons

77

How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?

78

Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps

79

The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched

80

We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

81

Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy

82

Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

83

My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People

84

World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

85

Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit

86

There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works

87

Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

88

Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie

89

Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!

90

Irreversible Dick Destruction

91

Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

92

Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

93

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

94

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

95

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

96

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

97

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

98

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

99

Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest

100

Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat

101

Scrambled Egg Dick Farts

102

Animal Crossing: Sex Island – Shut Down!

103

The Piss Sissy Economy Is Thriving

104

From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling

105

Penis Root Awakening – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

106

The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating

107

Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

108

Suck It, 2025 – Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts

109

Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper

110

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

111

Shit Lump Intervention

112

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

113

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily

114

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

115

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

116

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

117

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

118

You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

119

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

120

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

121

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained

122

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor

123

Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily

124

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

125

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

126

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

127

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

128

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty

129

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

130

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

131

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes

132

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

133

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

134

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping

135

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

136

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

137

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

138

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

139

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

140

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

141

Blasphemous To The Future

142

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

143

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

144

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

145

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

146

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

147

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

148

The Prolapse Cannoli

149

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

150

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors

151

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

152

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

153

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

154

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

155

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

156

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

157

International House of Whores & Wurst

158

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

159

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

160

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

161

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

162

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis

163

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

164

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

165

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

166

Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

167

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

168

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

169

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

170

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

171

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

172

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

173

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

174

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

175

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

176

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

177

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

178

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

179

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

180

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

181

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

182

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

183

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

184

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

185

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

186

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

187

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

188

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

189

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

190

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

191

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

192

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse

193

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

194

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

195

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

196

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

197

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

198

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

199

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

200

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

201

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

202

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

203

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

204

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

205

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

206

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

207

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

208

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

209

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

210

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

211

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

212

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…

213

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

214

Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

215

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

216

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

217

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

218

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

219

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

220

A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

221

Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT

222

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

223

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

224

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

225

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW

226

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

227

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

228

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

229

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted

230

A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

231

Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot

232

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face

233

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

234

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats

235

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis

236

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

237

Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine

238

That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black

239

Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot?

240

A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale

241

Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

242

Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away

243

Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW!

244

Mexican Shit Nuggets

245

Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience

246

Vicious Rim Jobs

247

A Penis You Can See From Space

248

Synchronized Monkey Urination

249

Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High?

250

Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term

251

A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge

252

How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play

253

A Full Release Hot Air Balloon

254

Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome

255

Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk

256

You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich

257

The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed

258

He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There

259

Twerking On The Disabled

260

Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia

261

How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business

262

Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!

263

Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy

264

Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?

265

Two Enemas For The Price Of One

266

Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose

267

Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis

268

Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes

269

Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby!

270

I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA

271

Shane Lee Interview

272

Getting High On Your Piss Supply

273

Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins!

274

The 7 Year Jock Itch

275

…And A Happy Jigoo Year!

276

Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill

277

A Christmas Menstruation Miracle

278

Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight?

279

Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross

280

Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee

281

The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages

282

Cosmetic Nipple Puffing

283

Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac

284

High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes

285

20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina!

286

Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker

287

Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party

288

A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch

289

My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess

290

Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume

291

Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father?

292

Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy

293

Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory

294

Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips

295

Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs

296

Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles

297

Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone

298

Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God

299

Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos

300

How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard

301

The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel

302

Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again

303

Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal

304

Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass

305

First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle

306

Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth

307

The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth!

308

The Cold Clumpy Semen Of Horny Zombies