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Distorted View Daily — 254 episodes

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1

Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police

2

The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

3

Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees

4

Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

5

Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

6

Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom

7

A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

8

Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

9

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps

10

The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!

11

Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells

12

The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE

13

When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad

14

Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole

15

Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse

16

Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping

17

The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

18

A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge

19

Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare

20

Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE!

21

Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

22

Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons

23

How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?

24

Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps

25

The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched

26

We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

27

Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy

28

Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

29

My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People

30

World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

31

Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit

32

There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works

33

Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

34

Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie

35

Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!

36

Irreversible Dick Destruction

37

Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

38

Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

39

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

40

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

41

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

42

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

43

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

44

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

45

Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest

46

Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat

47

Scrambled Egg Dick Farts

48

Animal Crossing: Sex Island – Shut Down!

49

The Piss Sissy Economy Is Thriving

50

From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling

51

Penis Root Awakening – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

52

The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating

53

Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

54

Suck It, 2025 – Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts

55

Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper

56

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

57

Shit Lump Intervention

58

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

59

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily

60

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

61

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

62

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

63

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

64

You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

65

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

66

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

67

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained

68

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor

69

Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily

70

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

71

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

72

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

73

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

74

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty

75

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

76

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

77

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes

78

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

79

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

80

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping

81

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

82

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

83

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

84

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

85

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

86

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

87

Blasphemous To The Future

88

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

89

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

90

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

91

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

92

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

93

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

94

The Prolapse Cannoli

95

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

96

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors

97

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

98

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

99

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

100

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

101

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

102

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

103

International House of Whores & Wurst

104

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

105

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

106

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

107

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

108

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis

109

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

110

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

111

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

112

Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

113

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

114

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

115

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

116

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

117

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

118

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

119

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

120

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

121

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

122

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

123

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

124

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

125

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

126

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

127

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

128

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

129

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

130

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

131

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

132

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

133

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

134

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

135

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

136

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

137

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

138

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse

139

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

140

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

141

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

142

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

143

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

144

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

145

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

146

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

147

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

148

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

149

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

150

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

151

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

152

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

153

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

154

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

155

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

156

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

157

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

158

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…

159

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

160

Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

161

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

162

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

163

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

164

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

165

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

166

A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

167

Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT

168

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

169

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

170

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

171

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW

172

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

173

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

174

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

175

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted

176

A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

177

Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot

178

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face

179

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

180

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats

181

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis

182

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

183

Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine

184

That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black

185

Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot?

186

A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale

187

Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

188

Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away

189

Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW!

190

Mexican Shit Nuggets

191

Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience

192

Vicious Rim Jobs

193

A Penis You Can See From Space

194

Synchronized Monkey Urination

195

Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High?

196

Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term

197

A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge

198

How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play

199

A Full Release Hot Air Balloon

200

Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome

201

Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk

202

You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich

203

The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed

204

He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There

205

Twerking On The Disabled

206

Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia

207

How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business

208

Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!

209

Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy

210

Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?

211

Two Enemas For The Price Of One

212

Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose

213

Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis

214

Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes

215

Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby!

216

I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA

217

Shane Lee Interview

218

Getting High On Your Piss Supply

219

Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins!

220

The 7 Year Jock Itch

221

…And A Happy Jigoo Year!

222

Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill

223

A Christmas Menstruation Miracle

224

Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight?

225

Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross

226

Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee

227

The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages

228

Cosmetic Nipple Puffing

229

Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac

230

High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes

231

20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina!

232

Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker

233

Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party

234

A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch

235

My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess

236

Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume

237

Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father?

238

Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy

239

Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory

240

Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips

241

Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs

242

Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles

243

Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone

244

Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God

245

Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos

246

How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard

247

The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel

248

Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again

249

Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal

250

Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass

251

First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle

252

Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth

253

The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth!

254

The Cold Clumpy Semen Of Horny Zombies