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Distorted View Daily — 276 episodes

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1

Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute

2

The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW!

3

The Shart Game Show of My Dreams

4

How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire

5

A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs

6

Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals

7

What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ?

8

Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon

9

Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging

10

Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service

11

Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell

12

A Crystal Meth Cock Opera

13

The Trans Leukemia Orchestra

14

Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft

15

Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas

16

Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You

17

A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass – NEW SHOW!

18

Sex Party Line Schizophrenia

19

Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

20

You Can’t Build A Society With Tits

21

A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back

22

Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor

23

Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police

24

The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

25

Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees

26

Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

27

Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

28

Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom

29

A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

30

Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

31

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps

32

The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!

33

Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells

34

The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE

35

When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad

36

Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole

37

Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse

38

Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping

39

The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

40

A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge

41

Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare

42

Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE!

43

Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

44

Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons

45

How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?

46

Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps

47

The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched

48

We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

49

Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy

50

Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

51

My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People

52

World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

53

Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit

54

There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works

55

Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

56

Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie

57

Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!

58

Irreversible Dick Destruction

59

Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

60

Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

61

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

62

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

63

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

64

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

65

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

66

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

67

Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest

68

Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat

69

Scrambled Egg Dick Farts

70

Animal Crossing: Sex Island – Shut Down!

71

The Piss Sissy Economy Is Thriving

72

From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling

73

Penis Root Awakening – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

74

The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating

75

Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

76

Suck It, 2025 – Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts

77

Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper

78

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

79

Shit Lump Intervention

80

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

81

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily

82

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

83

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

84

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

85

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

86

You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

87

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

88

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

89

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained

90

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor

91

Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily

92

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

93

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

94

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

95

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

96

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty

97

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

98

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

99

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes

100

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

101

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

102

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping

103

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

104

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

105

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

106

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

107

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

108

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

109

Blasphemous To The Future

110

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

111

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

112

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

113

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

114

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

115

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

116

The Prolapse Cannoli

117

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

118

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors

119

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

120

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

121

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

122

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

123

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

124

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

125

International House of Whores & Wurst

126

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

127

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

128

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

129

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

130

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis

131

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

132

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

133

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

134

Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

135

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

136

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

137

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

138

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

139

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

140

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

141

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

142

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

143

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

144

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

145

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

146

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

147

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

148

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

149

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

150

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

151

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

152

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

153

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

154

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

155

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

156

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

157

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

158

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

159

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

160

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse

161

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

162

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

163

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

164

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

165

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

166

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

167

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

168

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

169

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

170

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

171

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

172

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

173

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

174

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

175

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

176

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

177

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

178

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

179

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

180

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…

181

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

182

Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

183

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

184

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

185

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

186

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

187

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

188

A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

189

Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT

190

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

191

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

192

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

193

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW

194

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

195

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

196

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

197

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted

198

A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

199

Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot

200

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face

201

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

202

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats

203

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis

204

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

205

Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine

206

That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black

207

Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot?

208

A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale

209

Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

210

Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away

211

Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW!

212

Mexican Shit Nuggets

213

Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience

214

Vicious Rim Jobs

215

A Penis You Can See From Space

216

Synchronized Monkey Urination

217

Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High?

218

Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term

219

A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge

220

How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play

221

A Full Release Hot Air Balloon

222

Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome

223

Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk

224

You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich

225

The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed

226

He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There

227

Twerking On The Disabled

228

Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia

229

How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business

230

Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!

231

Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy

232

Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?

233

Two Enemas For The Price Of One

234

Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose

235

Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis

236

Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes

237

Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby!

238

I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA

239

Shane Lee Interview

240

Getting High On Your Piss Supply

241

Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins!

242

The 7 Year Jock Itch

243

…And A Happy Jigoo Year!

244

Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill

245

A Christmas Menstruation Miracle

246

Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight?

247

Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross

248

Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee

249

The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages

250

Cosmetic Nipple Puffing

251

Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac

252

High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes

253

20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina!

254

Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker

255

Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party

256

A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch

257

My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess

258

Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume

259

Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father?

260

Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy

261

Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory

262

Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips

263

Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs

264

Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles

265

Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone

266

Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God

267

Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos

268

How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard

269

The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel

270

Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again

271

Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal

272

Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass

273

First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle

274

Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth

275

The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth!

276

The Cold Clumpy Semen Of Horny Zombies