Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

It's not so much that 39-year-old Shanae Watkins shoplifted bacon and vodka from 2 different grocery stores in Roseville, CA ... it was the amount; 19 packages of Oscar Mayer Thick-Cut Bacon and 12 handles of Tito's Vodka. She was caught. She was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

39-year-old Christopher Burton-Frazier just couldn't help himself. He somehow managed to steal a "Bearcat" (Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter Attack Truck) from the New Jersey Transit Police Emergency Service Unit. It's worth around $500,000, so they really wanted it back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daniel Ballance from Quartzite, AZ was arrested after being found naked on a train.It should be noted he was on TOP of the train, on the outside, train surfing. And did we mention he was naked?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Farnardo Alexander Jr. had to think fast when cops pulled him over in Tampa, FL.He was driving with a suspended license so his bright idea was to try and quickly switch places with a passenger in the vehicle. It might have worked if only he'd remembered to put the car in Park before taking his foot off the brake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When police pulled over Katelyn Maxwell Sunday night, July 12th, they knew right away it wouldn't be a routine traffic stop. They could tell from the smell of marijuana coming from her car and the fact she was "unencumbered by any clothing" or, as one officer put it, "buck naked."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On his way to rob a bank in Beltsville, MD Monday, a man stopped by a pet store next door and stole a cat. When he got to the bank he asked an employee to hold the cat while he robbed the place.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Jimenez and Christina Alcalde are both school principals, and both were arrested for DUI early one Sunday morning. First Jennifer was pulled over and deemed "unfit to drive" and Christina was sent home in a rideshare. Two-and-a-half hours later cops spotted Christina driving the same car pulled over earlier. She was also deemed "unfit to drive" so both school principals were put in detention.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young man in Indianapolis was arrested after posting multiple photos and videos online showing off some guns. The arrest was due to the fact that 18-year-old Patrick Owens is on probation for gun charges and isn't supposed to have ANY guns. Some things you shouldn't brag about online. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flagler County, FL police had a fight on their hands with 47-year-old Ryan McMinn. He jumped into a canal filled with snakes and alligators and tried to swim away from the cops.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ethan Adams was arrested after failing to appear in court on a probation violation. When cops caught up with him he was wearing a "Jesus Beebe Bail Bonds" t-shirt. They'd given it to him the last time they bailed him out of jail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While he was burglarizing a Verizon store in Odenton, Maryland, someone stole Jalen Godard's getaway car. He called the cops and that's when everything fell apart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Kary Sharpe of Tulsa, OK tried to hide from the police chasing him, he (maybe) panicked and chose a poor spot. Cops found him under their Police car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Arizona driver was arrested for DUI after driving the wrong way on the Interstate around Tucson, AZ. She wound up sideswiping another car and flipping it on its roof. She told troopers she was trying to get from a bar in Phoenix to her place in Tempe. She missed that exit by 100 miles.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Ashley Andrews went to Taco Bell in Chester, MD and got upset when she felt her order was taking too long. Her next move got a bit more aggressive, ending in her arrest.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

84-year-old Charlene Davis was arrested after firing her revolver into her lawn. She was trying to get her neighbor's attention because she thought he was mowing too late in the evening. It was 8:15 p.m. and she was trying to sleep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man in California had to call for help after falling into a chemical storage tank underneath a bathroom at Shaver Lake's Camp Edison. He was trying to retrieve the shades he dropped down the hole when he fell in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tricia Croley and David Bennett were arrested in Laurel County, Kentucky after being caught with a bag marked "definitely not a bag of drugs" was, indeed, found to have drugs inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Spinning donuts in a parking lot to impress your date is questionable. Doing BOTH in front of a police station, well ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How fast would you drive to get home before your favorite show starts? For THIS lady it's 108 mph.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake Minervini-Blue was caught outside the Oklahoma County Detention Center with a shovel. First he said he was trying to get to his girlfriend on the inside. Then he said he was planting a flower. Cops checked his background and found outstanding warrants. Jake went from an "outside visitor" to "inside guest" real quick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Devon Turner of Cape Coral, FL was on his way to court for burglary charges when he burgled again. He was caught trying to steal a shirt to wear to court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cory Coddington had quite the day Sunday in Deerfield, FL. After wrapping his SUV around a tree and stealing a woman's car when she stopped to offer help, Cory drove to a Chick-fil-A and helped himself to a child's french fries. When cops found Cory at a nearby gas station, he put up a good fight before finally being arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

40-year-old Victor Rivas tried to get away from the cops who stopped him by jumping off an Interstate overpass and into a Louisiana swamp. He may have briefly escaped from police, but Louisiana swamps are filled with alligators. Victor failed to escape from THEM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A security guard in Bangkok was busted after breaking into a Buddhist temple's donation boxes. His method of concealment included a cloth over his head and ... chanting a concealment spell he believed would prevent others from noticing him. Spell didn't take, the guard was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just because you thought you saw a man in camo carrying a bazooka doesn't mean you really saw what you think you did. Check twice before calling 911.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

68-year-old Diane Blalock called 911 from an Ocala, FL bar because they wouldn't give her a Jell-O shot. She called 4 times before a policeman finally arrived ... to arrest her for misusing 911.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

38-year-old John Mack traveled to Key West, FL from La Grange, IL for Memorial Day Weekend. He made it a trip to remember (or forget) after stealing a cop car to get from one bar to another. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

18-year-old Kristian Cochran was already wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor when he decided to start busting into cars in Dayton, Ohio. That gave police all the evidence they needed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

36-year-old Anthony Rhodes created a diversion inside a Maryland Walmart so he could snatch jewelry from a display case. He managed to cause around $10 million dollars in damage after lighting a shopping cart filled with fireworks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Antone Glionna drove the the Sheriff's Office in Fultonville, NY to pick up a buddy arrested for DWI. Antone joined his pal in jail after failing the field sobriety tests.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kaylie Santos is no longer a manager at the McDonald's in Southbridge, Massachusetts. She was fired after posting a video of doing something kind of gross with a customer's order of french fries.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

62-year-old Robert Benson of Navarre, FL sleeps in the nude. Nothing wrong with that. BUT he also went outside at 3 o'clock in the morning, nude, to remove a neighbor's annoying misfunctioning motion-sensor light. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, it was just 29-year-old Dalton Hubbert on his motorcycle, trying to outrun cops at speeds up to 120 mph. What made him stand out was his helmet ... complete with bunny ears, big blue eyes, and pink nose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32-year-old Jane Hollingworth robbed a bank in Santa Rosa, CA. She was caught an hour later thanks to the description of "a woman with bright blue hair and a red leopard-print jacket." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly was not, she was twice the legal limit and really sleepy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Enzo Conticello stole a woman's bag from a pub in Soho, he had NO idea what he had. He traded a laptop and credit cards for some drugs, but he had discarded the most valuable thing not realizing what he'd stolen. In that bag was a Faberge egg with an estimated value of $3 Million dollars. He threw it way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

25-year-old Siria Lopez gave cops in Bonita Springs, FL a new excuse when they pulled her over for speeding. She blamed it on the car, kind of. She pointed to the Toyota Supra she'd been driving and said she thought "it was okay to go fast." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After being released from a correctional facility in Arizona, Isaiah Walker was looking for a ride home to Oklahoma. He did something not recommended for people trying to go unnoticed. He hijacked a car transporter hauling 10 really expensive Chevy C8 Corvettes.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'munique Clark was arrested after a public meltdown over peppers at a Subway in St. Petersburg, FL.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.