Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

@juicyloveboo deserves some credit. She freely shared the situation she got herself into on a Carnival Cruise, and NOW we know what Carnival does to take care of their cruisers when they enjoy their vacation a little too much.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Hidalgo is a Marine AND founder of Infinite Martial Arts Academy in San Francisco, CA. Imagine how things went when James was confronted by a stranger while walking his dog on a California beach.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nestor Roman of Dalton, New Hampshire recently lost his house to a fire. He didn't help the situation by stealing one of the fire trucks responding to the call, then crashing it into another fire truck before driving off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Elizabeth Boucher had a rough night in Daytona Beach, FL. It was a great lesson in why you don't drink and drive, except she probably has no memory of crashing her Ford Bronco, hitting a woman in the head, talking with police, or resisting arrest. Good thing there's video.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When 53-year-old Antonieta Sanchez took out her frustration with a large stick at In-N-Out Burger in Lake Elsinore, CA, a young man in the drive-thru leapt to action (and through the window) to defend workers. He grabbed the first thing he saw to use as a "weapon." It was ... a spatula.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She was either celebrating the fact her kids were back in school, or she really missed them and needed "liquid courage" to get through the day without them. Either way, Jacklyn Reha was arrested for DUI & felony assault on a law enforcement officer when she went to pick up her kids at Lakeview Elementary School.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brandon Ribadeneira got caught speeding in Phoenix, AZ and decided to "handle" the traffic camera himself. First, he tipped it over. Then, he smashed it with a rock. THEN, he tried to drag it down the street. We know all of this because the camera caught all of this. Brandon was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look, you can drive your car or you can inspect your teeth in the mirror. We don't recommend doing both at the same time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Omar Soliman was pulled over for hitting 117 mph on a Florida interstate. His excuse was he had to use the restroom ... at Buc-ee's ... 61 miles down the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin Jones is known by some as "Bluntman," especially those attending the Gather of the Juggalos festival AND the Mid-Missouri Drug Task Force. Kevin was arrested on his way to those festival and, with 128 pounds of marijuana, lived up to his nickname.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's only 19 so we're cutting him a little slack.For the record, Jaxon, just because YOU feel your order is taking too long at Applebee's, threatening to bomb them on social media is a really, really, really bad idea.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Lakeland, FL Police Department had a surprise visitor and a lot of excitement last Sunday afternoon. Someone brought in a box, and IN that box was a live Korean War era hand grenade. Everyone's fine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

18-year-old John Jordan walked out of a Circle K in Shreveport, LA without paying for his donuts, Honey Buns, pound cake and fountain pop. The clerk called the cops, who were still there when (for some reason) John walked back in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leon Gillespie was arrested back in June after dressing up as the Grim Reaper, scythe and all, climbing onto the roof of a hospital in North Wales, and just standing up there staring at people. Creepy? A little. Funny? Kind of. Illegal? Yes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roxann Rizzuto went out last Friday to celebrate her purchase of a very nice new Rolls-Royce. She was pulled over after dang near hitting a cop car and blaming her new car's "loose brakes."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joshua Thatch was scheduled to meet with his Parole Officer when cops pulled him over in his PO's parking lot. He had driven a stolen car to the meeting, which led to his arrest because, as we said, he's on probation ... for stealing cars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arizona State Troopers pulled over a motorist in Flagstaff and noticed they showed "obvious signs of impairment." Ironically, the driver's vanity plates said "Arrive Alive" in a frame that read "Drive Sober: Or Get Pulled Over." Oof.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First, 36-year-old Emily Fair stole a Pleasant Prairie, WI ambulance pickup in the middle of the night. Next she tried using the truck's radio to find food. When cops finally got her to stop they couldn't help but notice ... Emily wasn't wearing any clothes.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

42-year-old Eduardo Moraga didn't care much for his job at Planet Fitness in Coconut Creek, FL. He went out with a bang by stealing a gym member's credit card, making his way to a local barbecue joint, and enjoying some food and beer before being arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After purchasing a new 9mm pistol from Scheels in Lincoln, Nebraska, a 21-year-old man and his girlfriend only made it as far as the parking lot before there was trouble. Once back in their car, she was taking a video of him demonstrating how to rack a handgun when the gun accidentally discharged.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one's making the rounds mostly because of the higher profile of the person arrested. Amy McGrath, the Managing Director of ASU Preparatory Academy in Phoenix, AZ, was arrested for trying to walk out of a Target in Orlando, FL with $1,000.00 in merchandise. She hadn't paid but argued she "meant to."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lenita Moreno was arrested for arson after starting a fire in her own wedding venue. The day before the ceremony, while setting up and decorating, the fire alarm went off. Authorities determined it was Lenita who started the fire under a chair using "items out of the ordinary." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not so much that 39-year-old Shanae Watkins shoplifted bacon and vodka from 2 different grocery stores in Roseville, CA ... it was the amount; 19 packages of Oscar Mayer Thick-Cut Bacon and 12 handles of Tito's Vodka. She was caught. She was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

39-year-old Christopher Burton-Frazier just couldn't help himself. He somehow managed to steal a "Bearcat" (Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter Attack Truck) from the New Jersey Transit Police Emergency Service Unit. It's worth around $500,000, so they really wanted it back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daniel Ballance from Quartzite, AZ was arrested after being found naked on a train.It should be noted he was on TOP of the train, on the outside, train surfing. And did we mention he was naked?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Farnardo Alexander Jr. had to think fast when cops pulled him over in Tampa, FL.He was driving with a suspended license so his bright idea was to try and quickly switch places with a passenger in the vehicle. It might have worked if only he'd remembered to put the car in Park before taking his foot off the brake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When police pulled over Katelyn Maxwell Sunday night, July 12th, they knew right away it wouldn't be a routine traffic stop. They could tell from the smell of marijuana coming from her car and the fact she was "unencumbered by any clothing" or, as one officer put it, "buck naked."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On his way to rob a bank in Beltsville, MD Monday, a man stopped by a pet store next door and stole a cat. When he got to the bank he asked an employee to hold the cat while he robbed the place.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Jimenez and Christina Alcalde are both school principals, and both were arrested for DUI early one Sunday morning. First Jennifer was pulled over and deemed "unfit to drive" and Christina was sent home in a rideshare. Two-and-a-half hours later cops spotted Christina driving the same car pulled over earlier. She was also deemed "unfit to drive" so both school principals were put in detention.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young man in Indianapolis was arrested after posting multiple photos and videos online showing off some guns. The arrest was due to the fact that 18-year-old Patrick Owens is on probation for gun charges and isn't supposed to have ANY guns. Some things you shouldn't brag about online. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flagler County, FL police had a fight on their hands with 47-year-old Ryan McMinn. He jumped into a canal filled with snakes and alligators and tried to swim away from the cops.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ethan Adams was arrested after failing to appear in court on a probation violation. When cops caught up with him he was wearing a "Jesus Beebe Bail Bonds" t-shirt. They'd given it to him the last time they bailed him out of jail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While he was burglarizing a Verizon store in Odenton, Maryland, someone stole Jalen Godard's getaway car. He called the cops and that's when everything fell apart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Kary Sharpe of Tulsa, OK tried to hide from the police chasing him, he (maybe) panicked and chose a poor spot. Cops found him under their Police car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Arizona driver was arrested for DUI after driving the wrong way on the Interstate around Tucson, AZ. She wound up sideswiping another car and flipping it on its roof. She told troopers she was trying to get from a bar in Phoenix to her place in Tempe. She missed that exit by 100 miles.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Ashley Andrews went to Taco Bell in Chester, MD and got upset when she felt her order was taking too long. Her next move got a bit more aggressive, ending in her arrest.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

84-year-old Charlene Davis was arrested after firing her revolver into her lawn. She was trying to get her neighbor's attention because she thought he was mowing too late in the evening. It was 8:15 p.m. and she was trying to sleep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man in California had to call for help after falling into a chemical storage tank underneath a bathroom at Shaver Lake's Camp Edison. He was trying to retrieve the shades he dropped down the hole when he fell in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tricia Croley and David Bennett were arrested in Laurel County, Kentucky after being caught with a bag marked "definitely not a bag of drugs" was, indeed, found to have drugs inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Spinning donuts in a parking lot to impress your date is questionable. Doing BOTH in front of a police station, well ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How fast would you drive to get home before your favorite show starts? For THIS lady it's 108 mph.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake Minervini-Blue was caught outside the Oklahoma County Detention Center with a shovel. First he said he was trying to get to his girlfriend on the inside. Then he said he was planting a flower. Cops checked his background and found outstanding warrants. Jake went from an "outside visitor" to "inside guest" real quick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Devon Turner of Cape Coral, FL was on his way to court for burglary charges when he burgled again. He was caught trying to steal a shirt to wear to court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cory Coddington had quite the day Sunday in Deerfield, FL. After wrapping his SUV around a tree and stealing a woman's car when she stopped to offer help, Cory drove to a Chick-fil-A and helped himself to a child's french fries. When cops found Cory at a nearby gas station, he put up a good fight before finally being arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

40-year-old Victor Rivas tried to get away from the cops who stopped him by jumping off an Interstate overpass and into a Louisiana swamp. He may have briefly escaped from police, but Louisiana swamps are filled with alligators. Victor failed to escape from THEM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A security guard in Bangkok was busted after breaking into a Buddhist temple's donation boxes. His method of concealment included a cloth over his head and ... chanting a concealment spell he believed would prevent others from noticing him. Spell didn't take, the guard was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just because you thought you saw a man in camo carrying a bazooka doesn't mean you really saw what you think you did. Check twice before calling 911.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

68-year-old Diane Blalock called 911 from an Ocala, FL bar because they wouldn't give her a Jell-O shot. She called 4 times before a policeman finally arrived ... to arrest her for misusing 911.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

38-year-old John Mack traveled to Key West, FL from La Grange, IL for Memorial Day Weekend. He made it a trip to remember (or forget) after stealing a cop car to get from one bar to another. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

18-year-old Kristian Cochran was already wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor when he decided to start busting into cars in Dayton, Ohio. That gave police all the evidence they needed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.