All Episodes

Carnival Cruise Passenger Goes Overboard With Her Drink Package

If You Want To Pick A Fight On A Public Beach, Don't Pick It With The Marine-Slash-Martial Arts Instructor

If You Want To Steal A Firetruck, Wait Until They Put Out Your House

The Sad Part Is She Won't Learn From The Experience Because She Won't Remember Any Of It

It Was A Stick vs. A Spatula, Guess Who Won

Drunk Nashville Mom Nabbed Napping In Elementary School Pick-Up Line

If You Try To Destroy A Traffic Camera, Do It BEFORE It Takes Your Picture

Maybe The Reason He Didn't Have A Driver's License Is He's Not Very Good At It

We've Heard Buc-ee's Bathrooms Are Nice, But Are They "Break-The-Law-To-Get-To-One" Nice?

"Bluntman" Displaying "Weed 4 Sale" Sign Arrested For ... Well, I Hate To Ruin The Surprise

If You Threaten To Bomb A Place On Instagram, That's A Bomb Threat, Even If You Were Joking

It Was (Exactly) Like Throwing A Hand Grenade Into A Police Station

Returning To The Scene Of The Crime Is Fine, But Maybe Wait Until The Cops Are Gone

Who Knew The Grim Reaper's First Name Is Leon?

Florida Woman Buys New Rolls-Royce, Has Drinks To Celebrate New Rolls-Royce, Gets DUI & Loses New Rolls-Royce

Baller Move: Driving A Stolen Car To Check In With Your Parole Officer

When Your Vanity Plates Go From Inspirational To Ironic (a.k.a. Don't Drink & Drive )

When A Cops Asks "Why Are You Naked?" Try To Have A Story Ready

You Know It's Good BBQ When It's Worth Getting Fired AND Arrested For

Nebraskan Gun Owner's "How To" Video Became A "Hot NOT To Video"

Has "I Meant To Pay" Ever Worked For Someone Caught Shoplifting? It Didn't (Again) This Time.

Red Flag: She Tries To Burn Down The Church The Day Before Your Wedding

California's "Bacon 'n' Booze Bandit" Busted

When Better Judgement & Brains Lose Out To Temptation

Dear Lord, Do NOT Let This Become A Social Media Stunt

P Is For Park, R Is For Reverse, D Is For Dumb Dumb

I Wonder If They Covered This In Mississippi Police Training

Man Robs A Bank With A Cat, Which Sounds Like He Used A Cat To Help Rob A Bank, Which Is Silly ... Right?

In Florida, Even Principals' Principles Are Questionable

What? No, I Don't Have Any Guns. Well, I Have This One, And This One, And This One ...

When A Police Chase Turns Into A Rescue, You Took A Wrong Turn

Sometimes The Slogan On A T-Shirt Tells You All You Need To Know About Someone

If Someone Steals Your Car While You're Committing A Crime, Do You Really Want To Involve The Police?

Look, Some People Are Just Better Than Others At Hide & Seek

Directions Obviously Not Her Thing

It's Hard To Get Banned From Taco Bell, But Not Impossible

Oh Calm Down, Neighbor, It Was Just A Warning Shot

If You Drop Your Sunglasses In An Outhouse, Just Consider It A Loss

Wait, There Were Drugs In The Bag Marked "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs"? Weird.

Go Ahead & Look Around Before Doing Something Dumb, See If Anyone's Watching

Tell Me You're Addicted To Reality TV Without Telling Me You're Addicted To Reality TV

Man Caught Breaking Into Jail To See His Girlfriend On The Inside Got His Wish

2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But They Make You Kind Of Dumb

Stealing French Fries From Children Puts You On The Naughty List ... & In Jail

Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Alligator-Filled Swamp

Wait, You Can SEE Me? I Guess That Magic Invisibility Spell Didn't Work.

The Curious Case Of The Bridgewater Bazooka

When Calling 911 Backfires, Or "How To Call The Cops On Yourself"

How Easy Is It To Steal A Cop Car? Evidently, It's Real Easy.

Not Sure Who Needs To Hear This (YOU Kristian, Talking To YOU) Ankle Monitors Track Your Location

"Attention Walmart Associates, Cleanup In Aisle 7, & 8, & 9, 10, 11 ...

When The Guy You Call To Pick You Up When You Get A DWI Is Just As Drunk As You Are

McDonald's Manager Fired For Fiddling With French Fries

Florida Man In Nothing But Flip-Flops & A Headlamp ... (go ahead, click, you know you want to)

In Florida, The Easter Bunny Carries & Rides A Motorcycle

It's Hard To Disappear In A Crowd When You Look Like Marge Simpson At A Rave

Tacoma Police End Search For Perp With Loose Vowels

You Know You've Done Something Wrong When The Guy Who Beat You Up Becomes A Local Hero

There Are Good Neighbors, Then There's The Guy Who Hits You With A Bat Because You Turned Off The Wi-Fi He Was Stealing

Drinkin' & Dronin'; Florida Man Buzzes Delivery Driver

You Just Got Out Of Jail, What Are You Doing Next?

Police Poo-Poo This Type Of Behavior (You've Been Warned)

Donald Duck Arrested In Florida, May Or May Not Be Her Real Name. Okay, It's Not.

Florida Braces For Next Generation Of Dumb People Doing Dumb Things

Yes, Teslas Are Smart, But They Aren't "Drive You Home When You Pass Out" Smart

Despite What The Invitation Says, Clothing Is NOT Optional

Sometimes A Good Excuse Can Get You Out Of A Traffic Ticket. This Was Not One Of Those Times.

What Are The Chances Both Guys In A Fight Flash Fake Badges? Better Than You Think.

When "You Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone" Costs You $3 Million Dollars

Stupid Driver Gives Stupid Reason For Driving Stupid Fast

How Does One Guy Steal 11 Vehicles All At One Time All By Himself? Here Ya Go.

Subway Rejects Customer's Slogan Update "Eat Fresh, Feel Good, Freak Out"

When The Village People Meet The Village Idiot

Is It Illegal To Strap Alligator Roadkill To The Roof Of Your Car In Florida? Asking For A Friend.

Remember That Movie "The Hangover"? Here's What That Looks Like In Missouri.

Kentucky Frowns Upon Drunk Horse Riding ... Wait ... Riding A Horse Drunk

Like A 3-Year-Old Playing Hide & Seek, She Forgot The Judge Could See Her While She Was Lying Straight To His Face

B-Double-E-Double-R-U-DUM?

How To Bypass Long Lines & Security At The Airport ... Oh, AND Get Arrested

Riddle Me This: Florida Man Arrested Already Wearing A Jail Uniform ... But He's NOT An Inmate

Some People Can Think Quick Under Pressure, Then There's Greg

Two Pals From Petaluma Make A Mammoth Mistake

You Got A DUI Riding A WHAT?

When Being A Generous Tipper Backfires

Tell The Officer You're Drunk Without Telling Him You're Drunk

What's The 8th Commandment Again? Oh Yeah. Should We Tell The Reverend?

Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy

Yabba Dabba DON'T

"Sir, Put The Flamingo Down And Back Away"

License Plate Readers Are Cameras. Cameras Take Pictures. 2 Things Spencer Learned Too Late

It Helps To Be Relaxed For Your Driver's Test, Just Not "I Smoked Some Pot" Relaxed

Maybe Have Someone Check Those Pics Before You Post Them Online, You Might've Missed Something

Here Is The "Adult" Version Of Finding A Toy In Your Cereal Box

There's A Reason They Call It "Funny Money"

Wrong Place, Wrong Time & Right Place, Right Time Collide

There's A Difference Between A Fast FOOD Run And A FAST Food Run

If You're Going To Take A Hammer To Your Ex's Car, Make Sure You Know What They Drive

Alcohol Makes Some People More Honest, Sometimes TOO Honest

Bad Luck, Bad Timing, And A Bad Lie Combine. Now Replace "Bad" With "Dumb!"

Sir, Look Out For That Mailbox ... And That One, And That One, And That One

"It's Not A Lie If You Believe It" - Art Vandelay , Marine Biologist

What Do A Forklift, A Jewelry Store, And A Donkey Have In Common?

BuzzBallz Were To Blame For The Missing Mailbox

What Llamas Do In The Shadows Is The Stuff Of Nightmares

"Returning To The Scene Of The Crime" Has Never Been A Good Idea

The Waste Of A Perfectly Good Lasagna Requires Police Intervention

When Pruning Shears Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Pruning Shears

Liar, Liar, Car's On Fire

Sir, Why Are You In The River, Why Are You Naked, And Where'd Ya Get The Harp?

Bridezilla Revisited

Jessica, Put Down The Meth, They Can See You

Our Shortest Dumb Dumb So Far! Not Him, His Story, We Don't Know His Height.

There's A Right Way To Lyft And A Wrong Way To Lyft, THIS Wrong Way Gets You Arrested

If You Call 911 Over 100 Times In One Day, They're Coming Over, But Not For The Reason You Think

If You're Summoned To Court, Go. If They Make You Wait, Wait.

"At What Point Does Your Breath Become Flammable?" Asking For The Guy Who Blew .427

When You Forget Cameras Are Watching, You Do Stupid Stuff

The Scales Of Justice: Skinny-Dipping "Mermaid" Arrested In Louisiana

"Double, Double I'm In Trouble!" A Real Fortune Teller Would've Seen This Coming.

By Day, He's A Florida Mailman. By Night, He Plays Way Too Much GTA.

'Twas The Morning Of Christmas, When All Through The House A Creature IS Stirring, And He's Naked

We Knew Santa Had Helpers, But Who Knew The Grinch Had Helpers Who Do What He Do, Too?

Playing "Statue" In A Nativity Scene To Hide From Police Only Works If You Don't Move

When Doing Something Dumb Needs More "Oomph", Do It Naked

Pro Tip: Don't Drive A Stolen Vehicle To Your Federal Court Date

Car Thief's (Stolen) Car Gets Towed, So He Calls The Cops

We're Pretty Sure "Add Pepper Spray" Isn't A Menu Option At Arby's

It's Been A While Since A Liquor Store Was Robbed At Musket-Point, But Not As Long As You'd Think

Police Recover Stolen Vehicle, Same Thief Steals It AGAIN

Even Though It Fits, We Don't Suggest Sending A Baggie Of Meth Through The Bank's Drive-Thru Tube

He Learned Two Things That Day; There's A Fee For Parking At The Airport & A Fake Bomb Threat Won't Get You Out Of It

Future Headline: New Zealand Man Poops Out $20k Fabergé Egg

Cybertruck Test Drive Turns Into $20,000 In Damage And, Somehow, Underwear's Involved

Trail Cam Thief Leaves It Running, Records 2 Days Worth Of Illegal Activities, And The Cam's GPS Leads Cops Right To 'Em

Blaming A DWI On NyQuil Is A Tough Sell, Especially When You're Driving A School Bus

Naked Florida Man Told Cops It Was A TikTok Challenge, But He Didn't Have A Phone, Because ... Naked

Road Rager Given A Free Ride To The Police Station After Jumping On The Hood Of The Other Guy's Car

This May Not Get The Women To Notice You, But It Gets The Cops' Attention

JetBlue Passenger Gives A Whole New Meaning To "Mile High Club" After Crew Gets A Contact Buzz From Someone Vaping Weed In The Bathroom

You've Heard "He's An Accident Waiting To Happen?" The Wait Is Over.

Russian Hubby In Hot Water For Faking Car Theft To Get Out Of Shopping With His Wife

Florida Super-Speeder Going 107 MPH In A 55 Was Just Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before They Closed

New Jersey Car Salesman Busted For Living In Customer's Traded-In Vehicle

Nicole Found Out The Hard Way Her New Apartment Came With An Escaped Snake

Florida Teen Pulled Over For DUI On Halloween, Already Wearing An Inmate Costume

Sorry Mr. Bank Robber, If We Catch You, You Don't Get To Keep The Money

"Santa Got A DWI" Is A Song By Sherwin Linton, Turns Out Sherwin Could See The Future

Let's Start With "Drunk German Man Falls Out Pub Window" And Go From There

Best Line From A Detroit Zoom Court Hearing, "You Got Some Pants On, Officer?"

Florida Man Smashes 80 Halloween Pumpkins At Target 'Cause Facebook Made Him Mad

Assume There's Always A Camera Watching, Even When You Drive To The Middle Of Nowhere To Set Your Own Car On Fire For The Insurance

All He Wore To the Fight Was A Baseball Cap & A Speedo

"Oh, The Sign Says "Absolutely NO Drugs Allowed," I Read That Wrong"

Ever Wondered How Big Your Funeral Will Be? This Guy Couldn't Wait To Find Out.

Michael Jackson Arrested For Stealing A Truck In Kansas

Twenty-Somethings Steal 200 Stuffed Animals From Amusement Park

Man Faked Blindness For 53 Years To Claim Disability, Now He's Seen The Light

This Guy's One Demand To End 4-Hour Armed Stand-Off Was A DQ Blizzard

Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Someone With A Cheeseburger In Drive-By Burgering

Grandpa Robs Store So He Can Join His Grandson In Prison

Why Are Police In England Looking For Morgan Freeman? Wait, There's ANOTHER Morgan Freeman?

When You Break Into The Home Of An MMA Fighter, You Get What You Deserve

"Hey, ChatGPT, Can I Go To Jail For This Crime? Asking For A Friend"

Robbery Suspect Walks Into The Shot Of TV Crew Covering The Robbery Suspect

If You Call Your Hubby To Come Get You When You Get A DUI, Make Sure He's Not Drunk Too

Can You Outrun A Police Horse? Neigh.

Target Shoplifter Ramps It Up A Notch By Swallowing His Stash

Man Arrested After Ordering What Some Would Consider "Murder Supplies" Through DoorDash

Drunk Florida Woman Going The Wrong Way On The Interstate Said Her Husband Was Driving, He Wasn't Even In The Car