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Dont Chat To Me

by Dont Chat To Me

eavesdrop on our convos! random thoughts and discussions from 2 girls trying to figure out life in the dunya! We discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of growing up in a city far far into the deep dark depths of GB!So listen along to find out if these premature adults can survive and try balance life being a girl, brown, hijabi, student, doctor, pilot, spelling bee champ, surrogate mother...Disclaimer: please do not hold any of the following recordings against us. if you would like to take our views, comments and opinions personally, then feel free to do so.

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Episodes

  1. Mamma Bears bear the brunt. What doesnt kill ya, makes you stronger

    When life gives ya lemons, sometimes enjoy lemonade, sometimes get lemon juice in your eyes. Life comes with blessings and tests, nothing new.

  2. Samah bommied in her scarf

    Samahs experience fainting in hospital. This is why the NHS is collapsing

  3. Jehova witness knocks on the RIGHT door.

    Musics haram… but singing aint!!! Chaotic catch up… kinda

  4. Newsround & Chill: Samahs first love story

    The first (and last) time samah had butterflies Reflecting on her innocent (but haram) relationship also technically samahs first wedding

  5. Can never have too many mothers

    Ayra says her mom aint cutting it, she needs more. Featuring burps and swishing juice asmr

  6. Dont. be. Jealous. Tia

    Ayra tells us her favourite memory of dubai. She met a REAL mermaid.

  7. Nanny mcTia has to go

    When you need me, but do not want me, i will stay When u want me but do not need me, i have to go Ayra going to miss tia

  8. Home is where the heart ( and fart) is…

    Unfortunatlely SOMEONE had to rush back home, so short and sweet motivational reminder from samah, to pick yourself up and keep moving during testing times.

  9. FLYING to FALESTIN!! ✈️

    Been a while, alot of travelling updates, we caught up alot on samahs holidays and Tias. Hopefully more podcasts soon guys inshaAllah.

  10. Hafiz coronation👑:walk the walk or talk the talk

    Wakil shuts down samahs dreams of becoming a hafiza, we discuss tips and motivation to learn the quran on a regs

  11. Get RAMA-READY: out mums house, now with the spouse!

    In this episode we share our ramadan goals and how different ramadan will be since we are all out our moms house.

  12. Back in brum: the 3 musketeers unite

    Its been a mission to finally sit down together and chat about the ups and downs of the past 2 months. Madness. Me and samah share bits and bobs. Appi also talks ladies and babies

  13. FIX UP ZAYNAB: being quick & the short end of the stick

    In this episode, zaynab gets a teacher telling off, she says she will miss tia, and gets big sister advice from leah of how to steer her life in the right direction. Shes a good kiddeh, shes got the correct mindset, shes a diamond in a rough situation. Were all here for ya zaynab!

  14. WISDOM FROM A NEWLY WED

    WE ARE REUNITED!!! YAYYYY, samah shares some gems from her 2.5 weeks being married to tia

  15. CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT THE LADS!

    Samah reunites with her wolf pack! In this episode we have a lot of special guests, our brothers delve into parenting, mental strength, Andrew tutti and more…

  16. TODDLERS IN TIARAS: ayras podcast

    Keeping this for the memories. AYRA chats a load of 💩.

  17. AYRA SINGING: incy wincy spider 🕷

    So cute

  18. Ayras message to samah

    Ayra gives her words of wisdom for samah rayman

  19. Bros before Hoes

    Samahs mendhi night! Samah spends her last sleepover with her beloved brothers, she tells all on how blessed the vibes were

  20. ROAD RAGE: Pipe down with your ‘P’ plates.

    Triggering tia with tears…Samah waits behind a car with hazard lights. Samah rages at a range rover. Gettin too big for her boots with P plates.

  21. Irreplaceable brothers: samahs leaving the pack 🐺

    Samah chats about how her brothers are too funny and irreplacable. Samah says how we need to stay strong and see the good. Also dont kill your mother in law. We also say how we know our new chapter will bring us closer to deen regardless of good or bad times.

  22. Bredrins & brothers: PRAY together, STAY together

    Carpool kareoke!!! Samah chats about reflecting on her memories with her brothers. And also how mad close we are. Tia teaches samah to reverse park!

  23. Tia triggers habib: “Im going to die.”

    Newly wed, share a bed? Samah and kadz talk about their emotional side when departing from family.

  24. TOO HIGH TO CRY!

    Samah has a change of heart, its her last week with us, so why not make it hype and just enjoy it as much as we can eh?

  25. Lets Get Physical!!🎶

    Whats your love language? Samahs cant comprehend why tia does things for others?

  26. JUST DUA IT ✔️: journey & journals

    In this episode tia shares a VERY GOOD IDEA! Everyone should have a dua journal, never forget what was answered and how long it took for certain duas to get their answer. Duas really do come true

  27. SPOILT SAMAH: dont always know best

    Samah shares her experience on being told NO for the first time. How that hurt her feelings and was a tough pill to swallow. But she ended up realising she was infact being a brat.

  28. Ayra singing: Open shut Open shut

    Ayra singing one of her faves

  29. GIRLY GOALS: 2022 highlights from the cuzzy bros

    In this episode, we celebrate samahs bridal shower and share our highlights of 2022, and what goals we want to achieve in 2023

  30. SAMAH PASSED!!! 🚗….

    Samah aint the only one who passed…. 🪦GOOD NEWS FOR THE BAD… CONGRATULATIONS SAMAH, EVERYONE IS PROUD OF YOU. TAKING OVER THE ROAD!!!! BEEP BEEP

  31. Big Kadz & Qadr: smile at the ceiling

    In this episode we are proud of eachother and take on khadeejahs advice on appreciating your surroundings during “stressful” times

  32. AYRA’s AWAKE….. at 6 flippin A.M

    Ayra shares her random thoughts, giggles and her biggest problem in life is an itchy ankle

  33. Naive nincompoops: big sis slaps little sis

    This episode appi shits words of wisdom on how DUMB me and samah were back in old podcasts and how far we have come. Topics: tawwakul, trust, marriage, bonds, overthinking

  34. Cutt the sins for the wins!!!

    The devil works hard ladies…. And he is good at his job. Samahs advise to those wanting to improve their deen.

  35. CUPID is STUPID: LORD GIVE US LOVE.

    Happily ever after (… we hope). This episode we discuss how we are figuring out our feelings at the big age of being in our 20s…. Lust and pixie dust!

  36. Samah fell on aldi stairs. (LBD vaccine works!)

    Samah and me dive into our notes in the past. What troubled our younger selves? Samah who suffered with lil-b*tch disease describes how her immunity has boosted over the years.

  37. Why are we crying? : end of an era

    Its been a WHILE since we seen eachother, we catch up on our feels, situations and how happy we are for everyone. Samah discusses how her career change was the best direction in life. Its an emotional one!

  38. SHE SAID YES TO THE DRESS!

    Well that was quick, simple, easy, miraculous, blessed not stressed. Perfect end to the day and start to the week. S4/19

  39. Bridezilla or Bridechilla: Samahs change of heart.

    Welcome back fatima!!! In this episode we start our first wedding dress shop for samahs christmas party (wink wink), samah says how her perspective and outlook on herself and others has changed and improved AlHamdullilah!!!S4/18

  40. R.I.P LIZZIE, SAMAH SHEDS A TIA 🥲

    REflecting back on our first podcast of 2022, and family fortunes. We embrace the amazing news of appi movings into her new crib.

  41. MOVING BACK TO MADRASAH

    Girlies going back to madrasha!!! We applied for aalimiyah woop woop

  42. Wagwan with Waks!

    wakil chats to us about how his life has panned out, the role he would like to take, his routine and role model… and gives us advice on fixing up as the older family members

  43. MOMS GOT THE GIGGLES. genuine motherly advice💕

    Mothers advice for us girls. How to tune into our feminine energy. also Blossom into being ladies, wives, siblings, mothers.

  44. Ickory dickory dock. Tia christ died for fizas sins apparently.

    AM I THE GUARDIAN ANGEL OR CHRIST? .FIZA OPENS UP ABOUT HER DEPRESSION. Fiza spills beans on her sins and somehow its my fault apparently.S4,ep 13

  45. A SAUDI MIRACLE. Hungry for a holiday.

    Saudi story from samah, a bit on siblings and dream holiday destinationa

  46. Getting to grips with being a girl. Building healthy habits

    Samahs health craze and £17 smoothie. Sneak peak to saudi stories. Samahs struggle with being feminine

  47. take a seat, meet and greet

    Samah and tia butt heads on this topic , nice to learn. Agree to disagree

  48. GONNA BURST, GOT A FIRST!!! Samah GRADUATED

    CONGRATULATIONS SAMAH, REACHED A MILESTONE. TIA CONFRATS ON COMPLETING TRAINING TOO. CELEBRATE

  49. We are family! Brothers, sisters, cousins and me!

    Family fortunes ep.2. alhamdullilah duas comin true, and good news coming throughhhh

  50. STRANGLE YOUR CAMEL.

    Constructive critism, backchat (nicely) about appi, and also about hard work pays off.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

eavesdrop on our convos! random thoughts and discussions from 2 girls trying to figure out life in the dunya! We discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of growing up in a city far far into the deep dark depths of GB!So listen along to find out if these premature adults can survive and try balance life being a girl, brown, hijabi, student, doctor, pilot, spelling bee champ, surrogate mother...Disclaimer: please do not hold any of the following recordings against us. if you would like to take our views, comments and opinions personally, then feel free to do so.

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