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Dont Chat To Me — 90 episodes

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Mamma Bears bear the brunt. What doesnt kill ya, makes you stronger

2

Samah bommied in her scarf

3

Jehova witness knocks on the RIGHT door.

4

Newsround & Chill: Samahs first love story

5

Can never have too many mothers

6

Dont. be. Jealous. Tia

7

Nanny mcTia has to go

8

Home is where the heart ( and fart) is…

9

FLYING to FALESTIN!! ✈️

10

Hafiz coronation👑:walk the walk or talk the talk

11

Get RAMA-READY: out mums house, now with the spouse!

12

Back in brum: the 3 musketeers unite

13

FIX UP ZAYNAB: being quick & the short end of the stick

14

WISDOM FROM A NEWLY WED

15

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT THE LADS!

16

TODDLERS IN TIARAS: ayras podcast

17

AYRA SINGING: incy wincy spider 🕷

18

Ayras message to samah

19

Bros before Hoes

20

ROAD RAGE: Pipe down with your ‘P’ plates.

21

Irreplaceable brothers: samahs leaving the pack 🐺

22

Bredrins & brothers: PRAY together, STAY together

23

Tia triggers habib: “Im going to die.”

24

TOO HIGH TO CRY!

25

Lets Get Physical!!🎶

26

JUST DUA IT ✔️: journey & journals

27

SPOILT SAMAH: dont always know best

28

Ayra singing: Open shut Open shut

29

GIRLY GOALS: 2022 highlights from the cuzzy bros

30

SAMAH PASSED!!! 🚗….

31

Big Kadz & Qadr: smile at the ceiling

32

AYRA’s AWAKE….. at 6 flippin A.M

33

Naive nincompoops: big sis slaps little sis

34

Cutt the sins for the wins!!!

35

CUPID is STUPID: LORD GIVE US LOVE.

36

Samah fell on aldi stairs. (LBD vaccine works!)

37

Why are we crying? : end of an era

38

SHE SAID YES TO THE DRESS!

39

Bridezilla or Bridechilla: Samahs change of heart.

40

R.I.P LIZZIE, SAMAH SHEDS A TIA 🥲

41

MOVING BACK TO MADRASAH

42

Wagwan with Waks!

43

MOMS GOT THE GIGGLES. genuine motherly advice💕

44

Ickory dickory dock. Tia christ died for fizas sins apparently.

45

A SAUDI MIRACLE. Hungry for a holiday.

46

Getting to grips with being a girl. Building healthy habits

47

take a seat, meet and greet

48

GONNA BURST, GOT A FIRST!!! Samah GRADUATED

49

We are family! Brothers, sisters, cousins and me!

50

STRANGLE YOUR CAMEL.

51

Ungrateful prick. Samah sets it straight.

52

Habib takes the wheel (the irony 🚗👨‍🏫) - a fathers perspective.

53

Quick one from triple A

54

This is NOT an indirect podcast at all

55

Samah takes a tumble & shows her khumbol! 2022: the 1st trimester.

56

SCOOBY DOOBY DO ONE MATE!!!! (Ft Samahs national anthem)

57

Samah’s squid game. Was 2021, the one?

58

appis JELLY IN THE BELLY

59

Be like a BEE, not a PINE TREE!!!! 2022 were coming after YOU.

60

FAMILY FORTUNES🔮 ft. Ozzie

61

FIESTY FIZA IS BACK! : the musical

62

24 hrs before leah left us. MARRIED TO MANCHESTER (24/03/19)

63

sacrifice & being nice. Why kindness is key. DO IT FOR THE DEEDS!

64

Samah reassuring herself for 21 mins straight whilst tia says yhhh to act like shes listening

65

Caught a case of SAUDI RABIES! Cough cough

66

ITS MAD... IM A GRAD!

67

BRACE FACE IS DEAD. Ft HORRID HENRYY

68

So far so good... building brain cells

69

2021 goals (spoiler alert: havent learnt our lesson from planning 2020)

70

2020 REWIND... the plot, the predicament & the PTSD

71

WORLD AINT WORTH THE WORRY!!!!!

72

Tias tank engines ran out of fuel. SAMAH SAVES THE DAY!

73

Samahs backs bleeding!!! Tias too!!

74

Grattitudes’ the attitude! Lonely w/o the Lord! POSITIVE PODCAST YAYYYY

75

Tia is in danger!

76

TIME TO TRANSFORM. Me, myself and ‘i’OS update!!

77

Samahs Pepès PEP TALK.

78

PTRD (post traumatic ramadan disorder)...

79

Party in a PANDEMIC! (Secret 4 Samah) ft. Fiza

80

Ramadans coming, start running!!! Boys brains just aint the sames.

81

Glow up or grow up, 2020 starts when I SAY SO! Chase the deen, chase the dream!!!!

82

Boys & Boundaries. Being a girls girl.

83

Uni users & abusers. Raised by wolves; Samahs story.

84

Don't kill the vibe while I'm alive.

85

Too dumb for my degree? competitive classmates.

86

Don't play the person who created the game.

87

Tias OBSESSION with drugs, 'haram:halal', mental health.

88

Suffering with LBD (lil-bich-disease), insecurity and imaginary cheating oops.

89

Making adult friends? Actions affecting others, PDA ew!

90

Im a muslim 9-5.