Doom Generation

It's our 5 year anniversary as we worship Mother Drew and her boundary issues. June Swoon continues with some tight cordage and a new episode in a new house! We're serving up telescoping at night...naturally, Tom Skerritt maybe seeing heaven after all, levels of mayo men, the possible marital problems of Chris O'Donnell, RESTRAINTS and sooooo many forehead kisses. We come to the conclusion that even the most understanding 17 yr old boy can destroy his entire life by miscalculating some pussy and then you'll have to go to a lesser college. Get your whistle wet because we're bustin' out of the ward and we'll forever be in Mad Love, this time on Doom Generation!

It's June Swoon and it's just the two of us makin' it if we try! We're taking you to a time of fuck ass hair where wigs were available yet denied, Dan Hedaya's triumphant return, love criminals, Holly Hunter mid masturbation at all times, that Ewan McGregor smile with the natural teeth that make it, circulatory system facts and a lil' ruffage to get it out. Bark once for yes, twice for no and beware the spittle string. Welcome to the heaven of glamorous pussy somewhere beyond the sea, live A Life Less Ordinary this time on Doom Generation.

Feel the POWER OF THE NIGHT-UH to complete the circle of Mayhem! We're talking butter moms and greasy dads, 17 year olds with receding hairlines, Blow Pop aliens, plucking on purpose, doll preservation, ice cold Minute Maid, another creature for the dollhouse, Tears AND Fears! You better put some Wesson on it and maybe check your toilet - it's Critters! Transmitting straight to your fillings now on Doom Generation!  

We're ssssssssneakin' up on you with our next adventure in Mayhem and there's more where that snake comes from! This time we're sssssservin' up Kurt Russell's lazy eye, gigantic presidential fingers, a familiar hobo, surprise Salt N' Pepa, copper choppers, posse's on Broadway and LIMPS NACK! Oh you thought we were dead?! Grab a chair, have a rest have a think and don't Pisskins - come along with us as we Escape From New York, this time on Doom Generation.

Mayhem continues out in the wastelands of Australia (that we can't believe Tessa can see). Skipping straight through to the third installment of a series brings a buff Phil Collins, Tina Turner worship, levels of shit smells, cul-de-sac farts, surprise Down's Syndrome, the large waxed leathermen we want and need, unexplained light sources, NOT Iron Man, a cow-car (the second stupidest vehicle) and a baby that goes down the HOOOOOOOOOOLE. Get your pocky-lips fit on and head towards Bartertown - two hosts enter but both of us leave, we don't fight or anything. It's Auntie's choice, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, up next on Doom Generation!

The Mayhem continues and this time it's dropping in on a web! We're bringing you pulsating sacs that we recommend you don't investigate, smokin' trees, wildlife conservation, surprise Count Duckula and back to back fire fights while on fire! Go ahead, throw the Chateau and don't finger that web because we ALL have Arachnophobia, this time on Doom Generation! 

It's a new month, new theme and it's gonna be MAYHEM! Clooney gets cool, Tarantino slander and Robert Rodriguez the enabler. 360 degrees of tiddies, al dente hippy feets (QT like 'em eau naturale), just me and my Asian son, the insane physics of an RV shower stall, crossbowin' is a ladies sport and being involved in other people's kinks - how much did we know and when did we know it? We're mean motherfucking servents of DOOM so kick off your shoes and relax because we're open From Dusk Till Dawn! Doom Generation, If you can find a cheaper podcast anywhere FUUUUUUCK IIIT!

Next up is the final entry (huh huh, entry) for Animated April! We're wrapping up the month with wheelie cart TV memories, tiddy buttons, loose kids crossing borders, peyOH!te, AJ Benza againza and a lesbian seagull that's real and she CAN hurt you. Robert Stack asks us to solve a mystery right before bed and we do! So cut it out bunghole because we're ready to DO you now! Hit the road with your favorite fart knockers it's Beavis and Butthead Do America, this time on Doom Generation!

Animation April continues as we get off to an ignorant start on a journey to a new world that begins with new headwear including an old smelly hat (three generations crisp), platforms to keep the beans clean for Queen Latifah, questions about the scale, filial cannibalism, heart eyes hard eyes, valley mice, somehow and surprise Dana Carvey with broccoli & sparklies. It's a story that reminds you that immigrant mice have always touched your produce with their feet because as we all know, THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA! Let Don Bluth do it to ya with An American Tail this time on Doom Generation!

Animated April continues with our dumbest episode yet! Join us in a wacky world of Ralph Bakshi's fetishes with baby voices, career showgirls, asking questions that have no answers, roleplay foreplay, Kim Basinger - all 108 lbs. of her and Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout! We lied! There's singing after all and we ask the pertinent questions like what's Spark's deal and why is he here, why does Frank get dot eyes and is Jack gonna cum on this Doodle? We're Doodlin' out all over town so keep your pen in your pocket and drop on into Cool World, now playing on Doom Generation!

Criminently! It's Animation April (and our 250th episode!) so we're bringing you some foxy foxes, passing secret pouches, Prince John Little John long Johns and a debtor's prison? More like DEAD-er's prison! We discuss the trials of Chet Haze, ask if snakes sleep long and we don't know how it happened but Clucky and Little John hooked up. Who's in there stroking the taxes? Substitute with your asshole of choice! Wet eyes, get ready for 'em it's Disney's Robin Hood now on Doom Generation. Oo-de-lally golly what an episode!

To end this month of music we're bringing you an all singing all dancing SPEK-TAH-KLE so please remove your ear buds for your safety. We take our first flight with the Green Fairy to a time where they've been slamming pussies to the ground for 100 years. You're getting Duke culture appropriation, Johnny Lee Miller Easter eggs (literally), Toulouse slander, more surprise X-Files, lipstick EVERYWHERE, consumption raining on the masses and a lil' crimp to the MOON. Double break, double dose of absinthe and double the research assistant with guest star LORETTA spilling the beans on our secret to youth. It's Moulin Rouge! on this episode of Doom Generation!

We're comin' from behind when the lights are low for our next entry in March to the Music. It's a throwback that is ahead of its time while being so of its time. Relive the early 2000's with extremely low rise jeans right on the Sigourney, elegant lucite heels (RIP Dlisted), hair flips, jeans and flip flops plus acoustic guitar (NO Alan M), the instantaneous death of AJ Benza, Jerky Boys, Carson Daly Johnny Carson Carson City and all the GATTACAAAAA you can handle! Do you have change for a tampon? Let's be girls together and spend 6 whole hours and 5 long days on Josie and the Pussycats, this time on Doom Generation.

March to the Music continues with a star studded cast! Top Dollar makes a triumphant return, Doom Darling Kyle MacLachlan, dearly departed Kilmer and Madsen, Mimi Rogers and all her teeth, recent problem Crispin Glover and COSTAS MANDYLOR (but NOT Jim Carrey!)In our first double breaker of the year we have sad blossom hats, French tacos, a great penis, too many alcohols, loose pissin' and Kimberly Jimberly Morrison on the mystery track.Is everybody in? The Doom Generation is about to begin, it's The Doors!

It's a new month so let's get bodacious with our first offering for March to the Music! We've got an assortment of creepers and MJ drag, a limp Olive Oyl, BDSM gear in our OFFISSSSSS, poor hydration, a hot boxed Beamer and a heartfelt plea for a cheese subscription. Is it rockin' steady, rockin' so HARD? Steady, maybe - hard, yes! Set your brooms to stun and behold the inner crisper it's Rock n Roll Highschool Forever (and ever) this time on Doom Generation!

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and greet sir, the rules are whatever this serious Bob says. FINISH HIM! It's Mortal Kombat, now playing on Doom Generation! 

This doesn't have a happy ending, we got numbers numbers numbers, sins on sins, the sweetest taboooo, Eli and his long butt and antibiotics like Mayim Bialik. John C. McGinley comes thru again even though Sloth hasn't hit that hard since the 90's. Don't come in here to be the big spoon whilst stinking of blood and semen because we know it smells CRAZY, when this is over people will be talking about it. Join us on a Galentine's date for two on Friday the 13th for Se7en. Jodie Foster is STILL not impressed, this week on Doom Generation.

Fatal February continues with the most criminally of the insane where we clock a cold sore, a serious Bob, road head head, and a lil' quid pro quo. We affirm that Doom Gen will NOT be helping, in fact we're gonna watch the next bitch get kidnapped! Clarice steels herself for the gangbang and there are no Grissom breaths in a mortuary, get us a bucket, a basket and don't forget the COCOON! Why are you Kevin James right now? Tune in and find out, we're feelin' big through the hips and ROOMY so put the lotion in the basket, it's time for the 35th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs, now on Doom Generation!

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Doom Generation!

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE!Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the tears we turd as we say tah-tah to TT. We're doing it to the left and the right, we're ready to Set It Off , this time on Doom Generation.

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it's there in his kiss on Doom Generation!

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all. Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation.

It's time for 2025 to SKEE-daddle so we're wrapping up Dudecember with the duderest movie of all time. We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' just as much as these spurs with a wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! This isn't a nudie program, hide out on Toughnut with Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!

Tis the season and the smell of consumerism is in the air! We're headed to a mall with at least two levels to feast on a first floor food court and relax our eyes just enough to see the magic sail boat and maybe get some sage advice from Stan Lee. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? It's Mallrats, this week on Doom Generation!

This week we have fake badges and a briefcase full of blank papers as we take you to a time where all you needed was a can of Aquanet, a frosted lip and a FRENCH CUUUUT bikini to make it work. It's not soft corn porno, but these are the breasts of 40-something year old women. Pinch that nussy skin because we're feeling big, bad and stupid lookin' - it's giving just the facts ma'am, Dragnet - this time on Doom Generation.

It's a new month and it's time for the dudes to dude down for Dudecember! We start off with a Dudeist prayer while Kim threatens violence, we see Madonna's first baby daddy (probably) and a possible dry ferret attack. Nicole tells a story about a boy named Sasha who dodged a bullet (reach out!), Tessa tells a story about trying to keep it together in a mortuary and a doc that jorks yer peanitz because he's THURRUH. Make way for The Big Lebowski now playing on Doom Generation!

This week we long for a life in miniature while remembering cartoon comedian children, maximum RV capacity, lung mud, light helmet (not Dark Helmet), improper mop usage and wondering *hits blunt*, "What's that like for the lawn?" So bust out your basebat and get yer oatmeal creme pie on because Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!

On this edition of Box Talk, Kevin McCarthy gets them tiddies out, Nicole accurately describes a TV show, Cheech's chopper and a Boog-cat. So wring out your mop, pull out a cold weiner and eat it because we're NEVER filling out that Spatula City card. It's our favorite nerd, Weird Al Yankovic, in UHF as Nerdvember continues on Doom Generation!

This week we're taking you back to a time of loose children, when a 9V battery could rule the world! Crack a brown bottle piss beer and accessorize the Thunder Road, let's travel though these stream and tunnels and tubes to never know at any moment what was happening next. We're giving you the sound effects you deserve as Nerdvember continues with Explorers, this time on Doom Generation!

It's Nerdvember and we've got 99 problems but a gay character ain't one. Join us on Greek row as we experience the Alpha Beta time shift that leaves more questions than answers, tiddy math ratios, slurs but not THAT kind and asking the touch questions like, can Booger get it? It's not an outright no! Nicole struggles to say fraternity and yet she persists, bonus word virginity and three fistfuls of booty, it's the Revenge of the Nerds! Now playing on Doom Generation.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your Dames of Doom! Get prepared for the floor show and turn it ALL the way DOWN because we're honoring 50 years of tradition with a whole lot of drunken sing-a-longs, cloud craps and saying shut up bitch with our eyes - we're making it very clear! Trick or treat, it's the Rocky Horror Picture show, this time on Doom Generation!

Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vickers, drown some turkeys and catch up with professor pussy hound and aggressively balding 40 year old college students and finish it off with 2 scoops of roaches! We're wrapping up Anthology October with bonus sequel material that reminds us to not take our tiddies out at the lake, it's Creepshow! This time on Doom Generation.

Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE! Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone: The Movie this week on Doom Generation.

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club for men (of which we are presidents somehow) and almost Mark Hamill's butthole. It's John Carpenter's Body Bags, this time on Doom Generation!

It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched buttholes, penthouse knowledge and that pigeon gets it too! Finally, we head back to the 'burbs to find a very unlikeable mother, grandma dracula or gramacula, Polly's pecker and a troll we would totally adopt and force to live in our dollhouse - it's Cat's Eye, this time on Doom Generation.

This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr. Kimberly Shaw, we'll just be outchea clam diggin' with our single pea. It's Sleeping with the Enemy, now playing on Doom Generation.

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison Ivy!https://www.patreon.com/c/Doomgeneration

It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress! We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-na-nay, a-Tucci? Bless you. Get your fill of dirty laundry in To Die For, this time on Doom Generation.https://www.patreon.com/doomgeneration

We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya con Dios DICK, that baby Maharajah was a full grown FREAK! It's Indiana Jones (colon) and the Dames of DOOM now playing!

Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom Generation.https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep. Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting!https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketeers, this week on Doom Generation!

We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for PeterGet yer ship and GIP! It's Hook, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retriever in a lab - It's The Fly this week on Doom Generation!Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

If you're horny for crime, you're in luck! Get defrosted and reserve a butt-side table for continued cocaine disrespect, the eradication of diarrhea, skinny eyebrows and Nicole goatse-ing the future.Break out the seashells for a lil' 3-turd Monty and freeze cool, it's Demolition Man, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

Med student, Nelson Wright (Kiefer Sutherland) believes that ability doesn't matter without balls so he plans to explore the mysteries of life after death. Wright recruits classmates, Steckle (Oliver Platt), Hurley (Billy Baldwin), Mannis (Julia Roberts) and LaBraccio (Kevin Baconlegs) who's been recently suspended for performing rouge surgery. Late at night in their secret lab in a spooky building they take turns dying and being brought back, which might be cool if you're into that but one by one, the gang begin to be confronted by the skeletons in their closets. Go under with Flatliners, this week on Doom Generation.

Lt. Tuck Pendelton (Dennis Quaid) is a problem. Usually, he's a drunk and an asshole and when his girlfriend, Lydia (Meg Ryan) leaves him over his behavior, he signs on for a top secret mission that shrinks him down to be injected into a rabbit for clinical trials. This experiment draws the attention of rival scientists Dr. Canker (Fiona Lewis) and terrorist, Scrimshaw (Kevin McCarthy) who hatch a plot to destroy the small lab and steal the tech to sell to the highest bidder. After a hostile takeover, Tuck is injected into unsuspecting hypocondriac, Jack (Martin Short) and he's dragged into danger and intrigue in order to deliver Tuck back to the regular sized world before Mr. Igoe (Vernon Wells) gets to him. Get shot into a man in Innerspace, this week on Doom Generation.