All Episodes

Re-Animator ('85): "If you kill the cat you might as well prop it."

Prince of Darkness ('87): "Smoke a doob and watch the goo go 'round."

Nightbreed ('90): "His breed ain't that bad."

The Flintstones ('94): "Why did not they get Sharon Stone?!"

Dennis The Menace ('93): "Click clackin' on a crime spree."

The Brady Bunch Movie ('95): "Marcia, you dirty b*tch!"

The Beverly Hillbillies ('93): "Jethro, Jane, and the ole' jalopy."

Mars Attacks! ('96): "Jack Black butt crack!? Ack ACK!"

Killer Klowns from Outer Space ('88): "If the hamper's a rockin', don't come a knockin'."

Predator ('87): "Glow sticks and KY."

Mac and Me ('88): "So anyway, he starts rollin'."

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ('82): "Where's the Henry Thomas Guide?"

The Doom Vault: Aliens

The Doom Vault: Point Break

The Doom Vault: Big Trouble In Little China

Pretty In Pink ('86): "80's James Spader could spit in my mouth."

10 Things I Hate About You ('99): "More f*ck-ass hair."

Mad Love ('95): "Get that thumb outta your mouth young lady!"

A Life Less Ordinary ('97): "Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

Critters ('86): "FWIP! FWIP! FWIP!"

Escape From New York ('81): "He do love a boot."

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome ('85): "Lemme get in that johnny jumper."

Arachnophobia ('90): "Don't shoot till you see the blacks of it's eyes."

From Dusk Till Dawn ('96): "Say yeth to Seth."

Beavis & Butt-head Do America ('96): "Time for a wank, I'm a leprechaun!"

An American Tail ('86): "It's Don Bluth, baybeee!"

Cool World ('92): "Goonin'...cartoonin."

Disney's Robin Hood ('73): "Solid gold hubcaps, I'm havin' them."

Moulin Rouge! ('01): "Pipes & Dong"

Josie and the Pussycats ('01): "We touched stubs at CinemaStar."

The Doors ('91): "Jim! Stop loose pissing!"

Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever ('91): "A neat Joseph is against nature."

Mortal Kombat ('95): "Shang Tsung will have your pickle."

Se7en ('95): "We're in the CITAAAAAAY!!!"

The Silence of the Lambs ('91): "Is that jizz made of jizz?!"

Fatal Attraction ('87): "Glenn too Close!"

Set It Off ('96): "The likes of Keith likes silky sheets."

Thelma & Louise ('91): "You can have a 'lil hitchhiker as a treat."

Mermaids ('90): "Blowin' dudes at the train tracks, that's my mom!"

The Witches of Eastwick ('87): "Putitinyerbutt!"

Bad Girls ('94): "They're not even THAT bad."

Tombstone ('93): "Smoke that skin wagon!"

Mallrats ('95): "Did Brodie stink palm Stan Lee?!"

Dragnet ('87): "Drag(net) name: Peppermint Streebek"

The Big Lebowski ('98): "Donny's not here, man."

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids ('89): "Mr. Wizard would NEVER!"

UHF ('89): "We're broads and we're casting."

Explorers ('85): "Do NOT release the director's cut!"

Revenge of the Nerds ('84): "P.O. Box Eatmypu*sygood.com"

The Rocky Horror Picture Show ('75): "Turn it DOWN!"

Creepshow ('82): "The long hand is at midnight."

Twilight Zone: The Movie ('83): "Dan Aykroyd gives you the reach around."

Body Bags (1993): "Never come back you biiiiiisssssh."

Cat's Eye ('85): "No cats were harmed in the filming of this movie."

Sleeping With The Enemy ('91): "We're about quawarrall!"

Single White Female (1992): "I beg your finest pardon, Ned Ryerson!?"

Poison Ivy (1992): "Keep your boots off the dash, trash!"

To Die For (1995): "We got it bad, so bad, we're dying of love."

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981): "If it's Spielberg, the skeletons are real."

Time Bandits (1981): "Nipples for men and SCHLUGS."

Adventures In Babysitting (1987): "Save it! This is the cit-ayyyy!"

The Three Musketeers (1993): "Paris is right over there."

Hook (1991): "I memba dem tights, boiiiii!"

The Fly (1986): "Am I dying? No, you're fly-ing!"

Demolition Man (1993): "The T. No Hanks edit, Trim Jamples edition."

Flatliners (1990): "The dogs role was unclear."

Innerspace (1987): "We don't kink shame but shame on you."

One Crazy Summer (1986): "Regatta time, feeling fine."

Back to the Beach (1987): "Is Stevie Ray Vaughn just Bob Denver in a wig?"

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990): "Dude whose kink is luggage."

Grease (1978): "So is the grease from the chicks?!"

Look Who's Talking (1989): "NOT sponsored by Poo Poo John's!"

Parenthood (1989): "It's Garrrry, our boy!"

Serial Mom (1994): "Errbody knows Scotty be jorkin."

Carrie (1976): "When you have a warlock dick, you stick it in crazy."

Mommie Dearest (1981): "It's like Gary Busey's cousin, Childa Busey."

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): "We should have watched Goldmember."

In Living Color (1990-1994): "Dry your teeth, stick your lip up there, and show 'em something!"

Spaceballs (1987): "I guess when you're made of pizza, you're made of pizza."

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994): "If a cockatiel became a man and got invited to a party."

*batteries not included (1987): "He built himself a lil' hand for slappin'."

Short Circuit (1986): "Hittin' switches, gettin' b*tches!"

The Lawnmower Man (1992): "They shot my chimp! Why are you being a b*tch?!"

RoboCop (1987): "Look at this cocaine, no respect."

Back To The Future (1985): "What if he's blowin' the old, weird science guy?"

The Dark Crystal (1982): "Shimmy up the shaft."

Ghost (1990): "Tarps off, boys...it's sandin' time."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): "Down she go to turtle land."

In The Mouth of Madness (1995): "She ain't coming back from this, bro."

Altered States (1980): "Relax, you only turned into two things dude."

Forbidden Zone (1980): "She did what now? She reverse Midge'd!"

Nowhere (1997): "The sparkle jelly....BIIIISH."

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992): "That's the wheels they deliver the meals on."

Ghostbusters II (1989): "It's my duty to sue that booty."

Best of Doom 2024

Dumb and Dumber (1994): "What did Lauren Holly do to deserve this?"

The Thing (1982): "You have to build it and make it wet."

Misery (1990): "You don't know about snow, bro?!"

The Cable Guy (1996): "Penith....penith....penith."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984): "He's very wet for a burnt man."