All Episodes

Predator ('87): "Glow sticks and KY."

Mac and Me ('88): "So anyway, he starts rollin'."

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ('82): "Where's the Henry Thomas Guide?"

The Doom Vault: Aliens

The Doom Vault: Point Break

The Doom Vault: Big Trouble In Little China

Pretty In Pink ('86): "80's James Spader could spit in my mouth."

10 Things I Hate About You ('99): "More f*ck-ass hair."

Mad Love ('95): "Get that thumb outta your mouth young lady!"

A Life Less Ordinary ('97): "Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

Critters ('86): "FWIP! FWIP! FWIP!"

Escape From New York ('81): "He do love a boot."

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome ('85): "Lemme get in that johnny jumper."

Arachnophobia ('90): "Don't shoot till you see the blacks of it's eyes."

From Dusk Till Dawn ('96): "Say yeth to Seth."

Beavis & Butt-head Do America ('96): "Time for a wank, I'm a leprechaun!"

An American Tail ('86): "It's Don Bluth, baybeee!"

Cool World ('92): "Goonin'...cartoonin."

Disney's Robin Hood ('73): "Solid gold hubcaps, I'm havin' them."

Moulin Rouge! ('01): "Pipes & Dong"

Josie and the Pussycats ('01): "We touched stubs at CinemaStar."

The Doors ('91): "Jim! Stop loose pissing!"

Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever ('91): "A neat Joseph is against nature."

Mortal Kombat ('95): "Shang Tsung will have your pickle."

Se7en ('95): "We're in the CITAAAAAAY!!!"

The Silence of the Lambs ('91): "Is that jizz made of jizz?!"

Fatal Attraction ('87): "Glenn too Close!"

Set It Off ('96): "The likes of Keith likes silky sheets."

Thelma & Louise ('91): "You can have a 'lil hitchhiker as a treat."

Mermaids ('90): "Blowin' dudes at the train tracks, that's my mom!"

The Witches of Eastwick ('87): "Putitinyerbutt!"

Bad Girls ('94): "They're not even THAT bad."

Tombstone ('93): "Smoke that skin wagon!"

Mallrats ('95): "Did Brodie stink palm Stan Lee?!"

Dragnet ('87): "Drag(net) name: Peppermint Streebek"

The Big Lebowski ('98): "Donny's not here, man."

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids ('89): "Mr. Wizard would NEVER!"

UHF ('89): "We're broads and we're casting."

Explorers ('85): "Do NOT release the director's cut!"

Revenge of the Nerds ('84): "P.O. Box Eatmypu*sygood.com"

The Rocky Horror Picture Show ('75): "Turn it DOWN!"

Creepshow ('82): "The long hand is at midnight."

Twilight Zone: The Movie ('83): "Dan Aykroyd gives you the reach around."

Body Bags (1993): "Never come back you biiiiiisssssh."

Cat's Eye ('85): "No cats were harmed in the filming of this movie."

Sleeping With The Enemy ('91): "We're about quawarrall!"

Single White Female (1992): "I beg your finest pardon, Ned Ryerson!?"

Poison Ivy (1992): "Keep your boots off the dash, trash!"

To Die For (1995): "We got it bad, so bad, we're dying of love."

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981): "If it's Spielberg, the skeletons are real."

Time Bandits (1981): "Nipples for men and SCHLUGS."

Adventures In Babysitting (1987): "Save it! This is the cit-ayyyy!"

The Three Musketeers (1993): "Paris is right over there."

Hook (1991): "I memba dem tights, boiiiii!"

The Fly (1986): "Am I dying? No, you're fly-ing!"

Demolition Man (1993): "The T. No Hanks edit, Trim Jamples edition."

Flatliners (1990): "The dogs role was unclear."

Innerspace (1987): "We don't kink shame but shame on you."

One Crazy Summer (1986): "Regatta time, feeling fine."

Back to the Beach (1987): "Is Stevie Ray Vaughn just Bob Denver in a wig?"

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990): "Dude whose kink is luggage."

Grease (1978): "So is the grease from the chicks?!"

Look Who's Talking (1989): "NOT sponsored by Poo Poo John's!"

Parenthood (1989): "It's Garrrry, our boy!"

Serial Mom (1994): "Errbody knows Scotty be jorkin."

Carrie (1976): "When you have a warlock dick, you stick it in crazy."

Mommie Dearest (1981): "It's like Gary Busey's cousin, Childa Busey."

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): "We should have watched Goldmember."

In Living Color (1990-1994): "Dry your teeth, stick your lip up there, and show 'em something!"

Spaceballs (1987): "I guess when you're made of pizza, you're made of pizza."

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994): "If a cockatiel became a man and got invited to a party."

*batteries not included (1987): "He built himself a lil' hand for slappin'."

Short Circuit (1986): "Hittin' switches, gettin' b*tches!"

The Lawnmower Man (1992): "They shot my chimp! Why are you being a b*tch?!"

RoboCop (1987): "Look at this cocaine, no respect."

Back To The Future (1985): "What if he's blowin' the old, weird science guy?"

The Dark Crystal (1982): "Shimmy up the shaft."

Ghost (1990): "Tarps off, boys...it's sandin' time."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): "Down she go to turtle land."

In The Mouth of Madness (1995): "She ain't coming back from this, bro."

Altered States (1980): "Relax, you only turned into two things dude."

Forbidden Zone (1980): "She did what now? She reverse Midge'd!"

Nowhere (1997): "The sparkle jelly....BIIIISH."

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992): "That's the wheels they deliver the meals on."

Ghostbusters II (1989): "It's my duty to sue that booty."

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Dumb and Dumber (1994): "What did Lauren Holly do to deserve this?"

The Thing (1982): "You have to build it and make it wet."

Misery (1990): "You don't know about snow, bro?!"

The Cable Guy (1996): "Penith....penith....penith."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984): "He's very wet for a burnt man."

American Psycho (2000): "Everything but the dick."

Cape Fear (1991): "She puts on her nighttime frosty lipstick for a smoke on the porch."

Phantom of the Paradise (1974): "I want that hot Beef injection!"

The Blair Witch Project (1999): "She had big, hairy tiddies under there."

The City of Lost Children (1995): "Here comes Krank with his Emo Philips hair."

Sleepwalkers (1992): "He's gonna spray!"

Cruel Intentions (1999): "Oh God, he wants to jam it up her peehole!"

Bound (1996): "Why does your apartment smell like period?"

2 Days in the Valley (1996): "It looks like he's giving birth to himself."

Wild Things (1998): "Where'd you get those shoes, Whores 4 Less?"

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): "Booty time, booty time, across the USA!"

This Week in Doom: Ep. 7

Top Gun (1986): "You can be my wingman anytime."

This Week in Doom: Ep. 6

Young Guns (1988): "We regulate any stealing of his property, and we're damn good too."

This Week in Doom: Ep. 5

Twister (1996): "You can't explain it, you can't predict it!"

This Week in Doom: Ep. 4

Airheads (1994): "Trick question, Lemmy IS God!"

This Week In Doom - Ep. 3

The Chipmunk Adventure (1987): "ALVIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

This Week in Doom - Ep. 2

Mystery Men (1999): "I would forevermore be HE WHO DEALT IT!!"

This Week in Doom - Ep. 1

My Girl (1991): "He can't see without his glasses!"

Flight of the Navigator (1986): "See you later, navigator!"

Wet Hot American Summer (2001): "I'm gonna go hump the fridge."

The Mummy (1999): "You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you Beni?"

The People Under The Stairs (1991): "Yeah, and maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy"

A League of Their Own (1992): "Lay off the high ones! Mule! Nag!"

Grease 2 (1982): "Yeah, I'm free everyday, it's in the Constitution...hehe."

The Birdcage (1996): "Put the goddamn pinky DOWN!"

Overboard (1987): "You know what your problem is?"

Sixteen Candles (1984): "They f*cking forgot my birthday."

¡Three Amigos! (1986): "Oh yes, you have a plethora."

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971): "You lose! Good day sir!"

Cheech & Chong 420 Special

Just One Of The Guys (1985): "Where do you get off having t*ts?!"

Clifford (1994): "Look at me like a human boy!"

Stigmata (1999): "The kingdom of God is inside you..."

But I'm A Cheerleader (1999): "I'm a homosexual"

Troop Beverly Hills (1989): "Beverly Hills what a thrill!"

The First Wives Club (1996): "Thanks to Cher's pioneering efforts, you haven't hit puberty."

Charlie's Angels (2000): "And that's kicking your ATHH!"

Fear (1996): "LEMMEINTHEF*CKINGHOUSE!!!"

Reality Bites (1994): "Welcome to the Maxi Pad!"

Say Anything (1989): "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

Popeye (1980): "Olive Oyl? Swee'pea? What're you doing, making a salad?"

Ali G Indahouse (2002): "Wicked, wicked...follow me!"

Cabin Boy (1994): "Big girls have big appetites"

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995): "Ready or not, here comes mama!"

Patreon Exclusive: The Company of Wolves (1984)

200 Cigarettes (1999): "I hate you motherf*ckers."

The Exorcist (1973): "Do you know what she did, your c*nting daughter?"

Less Than Zero (1987): "Santa's gonna put a suntan in my stocking."

The Princess Bride (1987): "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

Little Shop of Horrors (1986): "Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long."

Son in Law (1993): "Oh my God, it's Bartles or Jaymes! Dude, which one are you?!"

Dick Tracy (1990): "Big Boy Did It."

Big Top Pee-wee (1988): "Mmmmm....egg salad-y!"

She-Devil (1989): "You're a she-devil!"

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990): "Don't you just love happy endings?"

Idle Hands (1999): "Look at me, I'm Leatherface!"

Poltergeist (1982): "They're heeeere."

Thir13en Ghosts (2001): "Did I say there's a petting zoo down there?! Nooo!"

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988): "How's your head? Haven't had any complaints."

SLC Punk! (1998): "You're not Jesus, you're Bob."

So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993): "Woman, woe-man, WHOA-man!"

True Romance (1993): "You're so cool."

Dazed & Confused (1993): "Be a lot cooler if you did, man."

The Faculty (1998): "Guaranteed to jack you up."

Stargate (1994): "Say hello to King Tut, a**hole!"

Aeon Flux (1991-1995): "Ready for the action now, danger boy?"

The Fifth Element (1997): "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Dirty Dancing (1987): "I carried a watermelon."

Trainspotting (1996): "What are you two talking about? Futbol. What are you talking about? Shoppin."

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995): "Humans, you're not worth the flesh you're printed on."

Stand By Me (1986): "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997): "What are you waiting for?!"

Absolutely Fabulous (1992 - 2016): "This Wheel Shall Explode"

Cloak & Dagger (1984): "Jack Flack always escapes."

Can't Hardly Wait (1998): "Yo, I gotta have sex tonight!"

Summer School (1987): "Tension breaker, had to be done."

Weird Science (1985): "That's nasty, Wyatt. That's Chet, Gary."

Freaky Friday (1976): "I wish I could switch places with her for just one day."

Rosemary's Baby (1968): "This is no dream, this is really happening!"

Showgirls (1995): "Thanks, I bought it at Versayce."

Annie (1982): "Look at what I'm drippin' with...little girls."

Beverly Hills 90210 (1990-2000): "Donna Martin Masturbates"

Drop Dead Fred (1991): "What a pile of sh*t!"

Empire Records (1995): "Damn the man, save the Empire!"

The Money Pit (1986): "Two weeks. Two weeks?!"

Pump Up The Volume (1990): "Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, TALK HARD!"

Darby O'Gill and The Little People (1959): "King Brian me old boy, I've got ye at last!"

Natural Born Killers (1994): "Whole world's comin' to an end, Mal."

Mannequin (1987): "Two things I love to do, fight and kiss boys!"

Dark City (1998): "No more Mr. Quick"

The Parent Trap (1961): "The nerve of her, coming here with your face!"

Dead Alive (1992): "I kick ass for the lord!"

Groundhog Day (1993): "I'm A god, not THE God."

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988): "That sounds nasty, is it contagious?"

Aliens (1986): "Game over man, game over!"

Amadeus (1984): "Giggling maniacally"

The X-Files (30th Anniversary): "The Truth Is Out There"

Four Rooms (1995): "I've got f*cking problems. Plural."

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989): "Hallelujah! Holy shi*t! Where's the Tylenol?"

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992): "Light the lamp, not the rat!"

Scrooged (1988): "Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples!"

Edward Scissorhands (1990): "Avon calling!"

Pulp Fiction (1994): "I'm the foot f*ckin MASTER!"

Ghostbusters (1984): "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

The Cell (2000): "Where do you come from?!"

Clue (1985): "Flames on the side of my face..."

Donnie Darko (2001): "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

The Monster Squad (1987): "I'm in the goddamned club, aren't I?"

Death Becomes Her (1992): "NOW, a warning?!"

Young Frankenstein (1974): "Puttin' on the RIIIIITTTTTZZZZZ!"

Lost Highway (1997): "You'll never have me..."

Meet the Applegates (1990): "You guys are supposed to be normal, not a bunch of weirdos."

The Hobbit (1977): "My precious, it is my precious."

The Craft (1996): "We are the weirdos, mister."

Freeway (1996): "You are so ugly, Bob!"

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985): "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"

The 'Burbs (1989): "Take me to the hospital! I'm sick."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982): "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999): "The most smartest."

Tremors (1990): "Can you fly, you sucker?!"

Raising Arizona (1987): "Gimme that baby you warthog from HELL!"

The Secret of NIMH (1982): "Oooh! A sparkly!"

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991): "The dishes are done, man."

Jaws (1975): "Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged wimmin"

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992): "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989): "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Jurassic Park (1993): "Hold on to your butts."

Weekend At Bernie's (1989): "What kind of host invites you to his house and dies on you?"

Point Break (1991): "I am an FBI AGENT!"

The Breakfast Club (1985): "Can you hear this? Want me to turn it...up?" 50th Episode Special!

The Kids In The Hall (1989 - 1995): "I'm crushing your head!"

Tommy (1975): "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."

Velvet Goldmine (1998): "Baby's on fire"

FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) - "Help it grow."

Steel Magnolias (1989): "If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me."

Billy Madison (1995): "Stop looking at me, SWAN!"

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

The Naked Gun (1988): "Nice beaver. Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

Leprechaun (1993): "F*ck you, lucky charms!"

Big Trouble In Little China (1986): "It's all in the reflexes."

Jawbreaker (1999): "I killed the teen dream. Deal with it."

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988): "Are we limp and hard to manage?"

The Care Bears Movie (1985): "Niiicholaaaasssss"

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992): "Blood and the diseases of the blood."

Cry-Baby (1990): "Beauty, brains, breeding, bounty!"

The Goonies (1985): "It's our time down here!"

Return to Oz (1985): "Don't you know that eggs are poison?"

Nickelodeon Nostalgia Special (80s and 90s): "Happy, happy! Joy, joy!"

Bras Off Bonus Episode 1: School Memories

Bras Off Bonus Episode 2: Halloween Nostalgia (1980's/1990's)

The Last Unicorn (1982): "Now that I'm a woman, everything has changed."

The Matrix (1999): "Follow the white rabbit..."

Gremlins (1984): "Mrs. Deagle, it's Christmas!"

Bras Off Bonus Episode 3: Holiday Nostalgia (80's & 90's)

Batman Returns (1992): "Life's a bitch, now so am I."

Young Einstein (1988): "If you can't trust the governments of the world, who can you trust?"

Legend (1985): "Ugly one horned mule!"

Addams Family Values (1993): "Eat me!"

Interview With The Vampire (1994): "I assume I need no introduction."

Willow (1988): "I dwell in darkness without you" and it went away?!"

Batman (1989): "You...are my #1...guy."

The Crow (1994): "Can't rain all the time."

Fright Night (1985): "You're so cool, Brewster!"

House on Haunted Hill (1999): "Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?"

The Addams Family (1991): "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

Beetlejuice (1988): "Never trust the living."

Real Genius (1985): "It's a moral imperative!"

Encino Man (1992): "SHoOoOoOSH!!!"

Fight Club (1999): "The first rule is, you don't talk about Fight Club."

Romeo + Juliet (1996): "These violent delights have violent ends."

Hairspray (1988): "All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel!"

Clueless (1995): "Rollin' with the homies..."

Labyrinth (1986): "Forget about the baby."

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991): "Hasta la vista, baby."

The Lost Boys (1987): "Death by stereo!"

Neverending Story (1984): "In the beginning, it is always dark."

Scream (1996): "Do you like scary movies?"

MTV Special (40th Anniversary): "Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll!"

Hackers (1995): "Mess with the best, die like the rest!"

Wayne's World (1992): "A gun rack?? I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

Tank Girl (1995): "It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."

Heathers (1988): "Greetings and Salutations."

Doom Generation (Trailer)