PODCAST · comedy
Down The Dog
by Keep It Light Media / Feral Television
Down The Dog with Jon Richardson and Matt Forde
Episodes
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S4 EP 4: “Pontius Pilate Was The Original Claudia Winkleman” & “Streako!” NEW AUDIO!
NEW AUDIO! The Dog has reopened. On the show this week we discuss: Pea Milk. Pop Tarts. Are Manchester City the Modern Leeds? The Traitors and why it’s like the Bible. Dogs on the pitch Why we don’t we get streakers anymore? and Jon imagines the ideal game for him to streak Would Jon ever go off...
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S4 EP 3: "Your Face Is Shiny- What's Going On There?"
On the show this week: Matt’s giving off prickly Vibes. We salute David Mitchell We ask and really try to think "who are you thankful for?" Matt attends two sporting events and his enjoyment is curtailed by ‘divs’ We’ve had an email from someone who asks Jon if he remembers ‘The Gozpit” The...
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S4 EP 2: The Complex Needs Of The Hamster Community
On the show this week Jon & Matt Discuss... How Matt inadvertently helped Jon see a councillor and subsequently Jon’s councillor’s unusual style, how the addition of a Hole is way more offensive, 'Edge Lord' Comedians and a picture of Tony Blair at the gym. Elsewhere we ask: Do Spiders Eat...
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S4 EP1: "Is There An Adult Version of 'The Saw' Franchise?"
We're back! And this time we're on video. Jon, Matt & The Landlord this week discuss: Why Jon's joined a Tennis club and started hanging out with PT Pete. We debate how you pronounce cafetière Why Fordey has started to hate men. 'The Curse' has been spotted in Gary, Indiana. We learn how Jon…
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S3 EP 27: "This is Tuchel’s Hartlepool By-Election" & Top TV Totty Pods Nude
On the show this week Matt and Jon discuss: England getting knocked out of the World Cup What Steve Coogan did for the national team Why this is Thomas Tuchel’s Hartlepool by-election Jon goes topless AGAIN and there’s advice about how to survive the heat with tea towel SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES...
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S3 EP 26: “Is It OK to Podcast Topless?” & “I Would Love To Be A Helicopter Gunman”
On the show this week Jon Richardson, Matt Forde and The Landlord discuss: The Aftermath of England v Mexico and how we all watched it. Why Jon reminds Matt of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Matt was at No.10 and got a GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE We pick up on who is fitter than Andy Burnham....
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S3 EP 25: Dripping Gooch and Nana’s Backroom.
This week Matt and Jon discuss: Why the World Cup might as well be in space. Is Andy Burnham fit? Why Cape Verdi has an inclusive culture The heat. Why being a Gobshite is great. Steve Clarke’s resignation and Scotland’s World Cup And Jon’s made a terrible mistake for the upcoming England game v...
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SERIES 3 EP 24: “You’ve Got No Respect For Nutkin’s”
On the show this week… We talk World Cup and why it’s like a relationship, Jon finds out that there’s in fact THREE Opening Ceremony’s and Matt admires “the athleticism of these fine young men.” Elsewhere Jon feels a little bit sick today and does a live spin, again we ask - “What IS this…
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S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…”
On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss: If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find? Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!” The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his…
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S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?"
On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss: Southampton Spy Gate. Have you ever spied on someone? The Algorithm. What accent would Matt want. Mat’s recent nightmare What would Matt would say at Jon’s funeral And we want the listeners to send in eulogies for all of us. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES...
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S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum”
On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss: Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club” Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus...
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S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines”
This week... Matt shows us his vocal warm up, tells us of his gym routine and he’s also a bit aggy from a night out. Jon regales us about his depressing Wembley day out with Leeds. And Landlord Danny 'Scats' Plus 5 yr old Lee Anderson revisits the Dog. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON...
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S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged”
On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss: The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons” Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde. The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish? Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry What happened when...
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S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…”
Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest Jon goes to the Cup Final There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon. There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down. TakeshiCastlegate rumbles on Jon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking…
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S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”
On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury. Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast. There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’ How do you pronounce Takeshi’s...
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Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off
This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week. WW3 The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4....
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Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut”
This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’ A big week for Forest and Spurs Carmex v Vaseline There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod. Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day…
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Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself”
his week Jon & Matt discuss: Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’ Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working” Leeds’ victory over Forest A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’ Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt....
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Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game”
This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss: The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS. Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment...
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S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys”
WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss: A candle up the arse. Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza. There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker Matt & Jon have both been to the seaside Find out what the boy’s...
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S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once
On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the...
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S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"
On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping. Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of your bottle at events, there’s an incredible 'animal, weapon location' and we discuss pre Christmas...
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SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS
WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old…
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S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”
On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney. Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges...
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S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”
On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house. Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and…
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SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”
On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another…
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S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”
Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL” On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel? Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to...
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S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”
On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what…
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S3 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest
On the Podcast this week: Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest. Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series AND meets Joe Root. Elsewhere we discuss the thing about PR, Matt’s Australian accent gets a…
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S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”
On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days? Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburgh, Matt thinks Jamie Carragher is fit and we discuss at least 4 Matts. Plus we discuss one of the...
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S3 EP1: The Pump & Dump 3000
On the podcast this week we discuss Jon being called “F*cking Roberto Carlos” (despite being hungover) as he tells us about playing football after a pub crawl. Elsewhere we talk about - the new hit single: Recycling Loopy, Liam Gallagher slagging off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and why Matt...
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S2 EP 35: “OOOH YOU SALTY COW” & “PUMP AND DUMP”
On the podcast this week... we discuss Morgan Gibbs White’s hostage video, Football being F*cked AND why Tyson Fury needs to fight for Morecambe FC. Elsewhere Jon’s VERY angry this week and reports someone to the Advertising Standards Authority. Guess what? There’s more Oasis chat and more is...
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S2 EP 34: “Playing With Imaginary Worms” & “Drumming With His Gob.”
On the podcast this week we discuss The Coldplay Couple, The Hawk Tuah Girl, and we have our weekly Oasis chat. Elsewhere there’s been some developments in Jon & Matt’s Uber ratings, we discuss why Jon doesn’t have the same reaction to music as his mates… and Matt & Jon discuss what masterstroke...
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S2 EP 33: “I Think You’re A Cannibal” & “Absolutely Stunning Beagle”
Find out why Matt could be called “Mr Glastonbury,” there’s more Oasis chat as Jack Grealish reports from Heaton Park, Jon makes an overnight pilgrimage to a pub near his house but has an eggy pint & Tony Blair turns up at the Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Britney Spears & Pizza Express and England’s...
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S2 EP 32: “You Went Commando In Ibiza?” + Danny Dyer Having It “Triple Large” at Oasis
We’re back! Jon goes commando in Ibiza, Fordey reports back from the first Oasis gig in Cardiff and we find out what Jon would graffiti on Matt’s Edinburgh poster if he had the chance.... SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA...
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S2 EP 31: “You’ve Just Been Mentioned In Parliament!?" & Booze Ferrets
On the podcast this week we start with an apology, Matt revels in being mentioned in PMQ''s, find out why Jon feels at odds with his generation, there's a shoutout to Ivo Graham and we discuss washing machine Tekkers. Elsewhere Jon tells us about his Yoga with Cassandra, there's a lot of football...
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S2 EP 30: 'YOU'VE NEVER EATEN EARWAX!?"
Recorded before the last Premier League fixtures… Danny is back from Bilbao ,Jon & Matt attend the FA CUP final and we have some surprising replies to our text topics from listeners. Elsewhere we discuss eating earwax, a fly attacks Matt Forde and we have an actual Bastard of the Week Plus find…
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S2 EP 29: “When You Going to Comic Con? You Loser”
On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss: Why life is easier for Americans, Why PES dispensers are genius, Matt goes from a rant to tirade about Star Wars and Jon walks past his childhood home. Elsewhere Matt details how LIVID he was after the Leicester equaliser, we discuss Marinakis storming...
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S2 EP 28: “The Ainas”
On the podcast this week Jon tells us about getting a bollocking whilst playing in a charity football match and a night out at the Premier League Darts in Leeds Leeds Leeds. Elsewhere Matt gets papped on the centre circle at Crystal Palace whilst Jon tells us about a beautiful walk he went on by…
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S2 EP 27: "Bombay Mix is Good for the Libido - That’s What My Mum Told Me"
On the podcast this week… Jon tells us about the best 48hrs of his life whilst Matt reflects on running the marathon 15 years ago. Weirdly 50 Cent joins us in a conversation about teaching kids how to ride a bike, Matt tries to get us a mainstream audience and find out how Jon used to message…
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S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando
On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast) As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United ,...
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S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”
The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch. We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s...
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S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork
Matt goes to Berlin with Bill Clinton and Pussy Riot, we hear why Jon needs to worry about tromboning and we discuss 'Deep Meat.' Elsewhere Matt tells us about being at the Carabao Cup Final and a particular annoying banner he saw that would have pissed off Jon, we want to bring back an…
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S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”
On the podcast this week we celebrate the 200th episode and the 20th anniversary of Matt & Jon’s friendship. Elsewhere the boys discuss: Which player should make a noise whilst they run? The Millwall view, Jim Ratcliffe and the new Man United stadium AND Where is Jon’s new great adventure? Also...
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S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”
We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sheffield United and Jon is a bit hungover. Helpfully Matt describes Jon’s state and what he looks like. Elsewhere we discuss the new Bridget Jones movie and why the swearing lets it down, we’ve divided the listenership as to whether this podcast should...
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S2 EP 21: Looking for ‘The Cream Note’
We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sunderland in the 95th Minute. We discuss the best perk, Jon’s brand new policy and searching for ‘The Cream Note.’ Elsewhere we discuss leaving the ground early, what thing made Jon angry at Matt on his wedding day, there’s numerous emails from…
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S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week
It’s a BUMPER PODCAST that was recorded before the weekend’s FA CUP matches… Matt reports back from witnessing Forest beat Brighton 7-0 IN PERSON before Leeds then go and do the very same. Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss: The Vomitorium, Anthony Bourdain, shit rosé, Benidorm and for the second week…
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S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”
On the show this week: find out who Jon has been thinking about a lot lately, The Curse returns and we discuss follicles and bollockles Elsewhere we discuss Nicolás Otamendi's back tattoo, supping Oysters and champagne on the train to watch the football and there’s a new cancer touch. Plus Find…
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S2 EP 18: Cohabiting With a Tin of Tuna
On the podcast this week: We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future. Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football…
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S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”
The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon. Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt...
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