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S4 EP 4: “Pontius Pilate Was The Original Claudia Winkleman” & “Streako!” NEW AUDIO!

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S4 EP 3: "Your Face Is Shiny- What's Going On There?"
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S4 EP 2: The Complex Needs Of The Hamster Community

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S4 EP1: "Is There An Adult Version of 'The Saw' Franchise?"

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S3 EP 27: "This is Tuchel’s Hartlepool By-Election" & Top TV Totty Pods Nude

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S3 EP 26: “Is It OK to Podcast Topless?” & “I Would Love To Be A Helicopter Gunman”

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S3 EP 25: Dripping Gooch and Nana’s Backroom.

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SERIES 3 EP 24: “You’ve Got No Respect For Nutkin’s”

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S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…”

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S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?"

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S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum”

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S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines”

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S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged”
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S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…”
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S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”

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Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off

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Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut”

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Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself”

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Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game”

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S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys”

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S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once

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S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"

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SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS

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S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”

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S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”

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SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”

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S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”

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S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”

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S3 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest

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S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”

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S3 EP1: The Pump & Dump 3000

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S2 EP 35: “OOOH YOU SALTY COW” & “PUMP AND DUMP”

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S2 EP 34: “Playing With Imaginary Worms” & “Drumming With His Gob.”
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S2 EP 33: “I Think You’re A Cannibal” & “Absolutely Stunning Beagle”

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S2 EP 32: “You Went Commando In Ibiza?” + Danny Dyer Having It “Triple Large” at Oasis

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S2 EP 31: “You’ve Just Been Mentioned In Parliament!?" & Booze Ferrets

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S2 EP 30: 'YOU'VE NEVER EATEN EARWAX!?"

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S2 EP 29: “When You Going to Comic Con? You Loser”

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S2 EP 28: “The Ainas”

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S2 EP 27: "Bombay Mix is Good for the Libido - That’s What My Mum Told Me"

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S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando

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S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”

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S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork

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S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”

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S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”

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S2 EP 21: Looking for ‘The Cream Note’

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S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week

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S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”
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S2 EP 18: Cohabiting With a Tin of Tuna

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S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”

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S2 EP 16: Hot Meat and Yorkshire D.

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S2 EP 15: It’s Christmas at 'The Dog!' & Jon's New Aftershave

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S2 EP 14: "Munching Powder"

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S2 EP 13: “I made a new friend, he just happens to be THE KING”

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S2 EP 12: "You Sanctimonious Little Possum"

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S2 EP 11: The Costermongers

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S2 EP 10: "I'm A Big B*tch Batch Cooker"

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S2 EP 9: “I Went To Get My Face Drilled Today”

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S2 EP 8: “LET’S GET IN WHILE WE’RE HOT” & TOMMY TUCHS

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S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”

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S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"

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S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?

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S2 EP 4: A Drawing Pin On the Balls.

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S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella

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S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries
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S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.

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S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”

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S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...

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S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”

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S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"

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S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”

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S1 EP 44: “It's Not A Sex Pond...”

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S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate

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S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'
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S1 EP 41: "What Food Can I Suck?"

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S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"

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S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry

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S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums

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S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"

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S1 EP 36: “Nuns, Bananas & Jockeys”

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S1 EP 35: “Are you a Cryptobro?”

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S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”
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S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”

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S1 EP 32: Future Egg

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S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”

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S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."

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S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”

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S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"

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S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...

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S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”

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S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”

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S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”

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S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard

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S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?

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S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"

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S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples

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S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"

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S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”

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S1 EP 17: Jon Vs The Pub Quiz Host
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S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place

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