Drunk Bible Study

And we read together, and talked together, And laughed at jokes that were wholly our own.And the joy we share as we drank there,None other has ever knownThe final service is upon us. Join us as we reminisce about Emily's accidental sermons, review the pub's menu, and discuss how our thoughts and feelings have changed now that we've finished the book that wasn't meant to be read.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're closing out the last book of the Bible with a tight twenty and at least one trick question!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Things turn unexpectedly kinky when the dragon is cast into the abyss. Then God moves into the neighborhood, putting an end to moaning, crying, and dying! We're given our last sheet of Ikea instructions for a bedazzled heaven and are left wondering — are we supposed to feel good about this?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We kick off our penultimate episode of the series (!!!!) with a Rock-a-Clock followed by unclean and hateful birds. Death, mourning, and famine descend upon Babylon. Our newest products, Wheatie Besties and Oat Besties, will be on shelves soon!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The Chippendales welcome seven new angels to their ranks! They walk on a sea of fire and glass, hotbox in the temple, and inflict their rad powers on the earth. Drunk on blood, an exceedingly severe plague of hail is unleashed, and riddles leave us wondering who we're meant to be rooting for?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The mark of the beast has finally been revealed, along with an army of singing incels, and Jesus' Pokemon evolution! Garbage grapes are being turned into wine, perhaps to fill the Chalice of Anger, and a dragon tries to swallow a baby.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Woe, woe, woe! The seven trumpets sound, things are thrown to the earth, and the locust, with the power of scorpions, select victims to torture for five months. Instead of eating it up, we're looking for a side door out of this nightmare fuel of a book.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

An emerald rainbow plays a staring role in Revelation's startling horror story about creatures, spirits, a zombie lamb, and the arrival of the four horses of the apocalypse.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The beginning of the unbelievable end is upon us, finally. A rousing game of telephone, new titles, a golden girdle, Class Creep Jesus feature in the first three chapters of Revelation.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Thanks to our listeners for this week's quizzes and remember, God is love!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

A poet and an episitlator walk into a bar... no, it's not a joke — this week we're reading the last few books before Revelation! John likes to avoid a paper trail and Jude surprised us, we want more.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The bird is the word, there are multiple anti-Christs, and lusty eyes in John's first epistle to the fellishippe. Which has us reminiscing about DC Talk and wondering about blatant contradictions.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're wrapping up 1 & 2 Peter with quizzes written by our listeners!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Probably-not-Peter starts his second letter by name-dropping Jesus and detailing the virtues one must exhibit to get to love. He goes on to talk about destruction, tents, and fuel for the final fire.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Gird up the loins of your mind and sprinkle yourself in the blood and join us as we read the first of Peter's letters, which leaves us wondering about corruptible seed and abstaining from fleshly lusts.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

You may not have thought the crown of life and sexy bear sandwiches have anything in common, but you will after this quiz.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

James the Just writes to the Jews using pretty turns of phrase about endurance, a real killer, and rad raves. Possibly in opposition to Paul's teaching, he espouses the importance of works in addition to faith and taming the tongue.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Listeners in the chat lead us astray during this week's episode, in which we wrap up Hebrews with a quiz.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The end of any and all of the Paul's has finally arrived. The final chapters of Hebrews explore a heavenly country, sawing and tearing people apart, the fruit of lips, and the benefit of discipline. As always, we're left with many questions, the most important of which being - what's up with the abs?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

It's finally the penultimate episode of Paul/Maybe Not Paul's letters, and we're recapping like we're back in Deuteronomy! Aaron's rod makes an appearance, as do various washings (yeah, we don't know what that means either), and a new quote from Jesus.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Join us for a tasting of the word of God, immortal priestly dramas, and classic negging behavior. We're left wondering, does God still got it, and what does Eugene have to say about loins?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Hebrews, a Paul-ished epistle to an undisclosed (but likely Jewish) audience, spends most of its first four chapters pitching Jesus, burning angels, and trying to figure out which of God's creations is the most important.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're refreshing ourselves in the Holy Spirit with not one but two quizzes this week!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're taking on two books this week! First up is a DM from Paul to Philemon about his pris-son, followed by a letter to Titus with guidance for older men and women and much (ok, a little) more.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're quizzing ourselves on 1 & 2 Timothy in hopes of finding out if we're smarter than a 7th grader!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Another fake Paul writes to Timothy, imploring him to teach, spread the word of truth, and encourage his followers to complete an extensive to-do list. Eugene warns us to avoid pious nitpicking and avoid those allergic to God.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Chief of sinners, Paul writes to his true child in faith, burning genealogy, threatening to deliver people to Satan, and extolling the virtues of a little wine. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're skeptical about the quality of the quiz this week but we still managed to do better than average!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Paul is both bringing back the classics and taking a sharp left turn towards the end times this week. We're left wondering what was the purpose of 2nd Thessalonians and did Paul really write this?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Paul's first epistle to the Thessalonians might be one of his earliest. Full of hints about the wrath to come, he throws Philippi under the bus. Some strange insertions leave us wondering about a few verses, and Paul shares another important life motto with us: A reminder never hurts.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Thanks to the spirit moving through Emily and Dedeker's leadership, we feel like we did better than most people on this week's quiz!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Colossians starts out with interesting theology, including Christology and godheads. In a soft moment, Paul makes everything confusingly sexual and sexually confusing before sharing life instructions - including the ultimate rebuttal to bad dad jokes.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're wrapping up Philippians with a quiz!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Written by Paul and Timothy for the believers in Philippi, this epistle teaches us more about the day of Jesus Christ, tender mercies, and things to be aware of, including knife-happy circumcisers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Don your helm of knowledge for not one but two quizzes on Ephesians!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Faux-Paul continues to impart important theological lessons to the Ephesians, including: don't let the sun go down on your wrath, no goofing or filthy brothers allowed, and how wives should consider their husbands to be their spiritual authority. Plus we find out what Emily thought of Good Friday Mass and what really happened in Romania.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The first part of Totally Paul's Clone's epistle to the church at Ephesus might have been missing criticism, but it's full of potential episode titles. Which one is your favorite? God's (Non-Existent) Grandchildren. Signed, Sealed, & Delivered! God is Calorie Free. Your Inward Man. Fills All in All. Clone Mommy Questions. Where Did All the Sentence Breaks Go? Only the Finest Nuns. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're back and wrapping up the book of Galatians with a custom quiz by the one and only, Professor RockAnon! Join us as we try to remember what shenanigans Paul was up to with Peter the Pebble and what the heck Death by Worms has to do with Paul's message to the church.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Galatians continues with Paul encouraging us to remember our petty bondage days while changing his stance on circumcision. Pregnancy metaphors are back (so make sure to have a drink handy) and orgies are specifically ruled unacceptable. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The epistle to the Galatians sheds light on Paul's backstory and speculates about the story of Abraham. Paul continues to dunk on Judaism while trying to connect the dots to Christianity.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Our time in Corinth comes to an end with a custom quiz written by a (possibly drunk) listener. Tune in to find out what Jase is never allowed to say again and so much more!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

In the final letter to the Church of Corinth, it proves that Paul isn't rubber and the congregation isn't glue. Rumors, insults, hurt feelings, and godly jealousy are abundant. Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out what really happened because the vibes of these chapters are more weird than tears.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

The originator of hot takes continues his letter to the church at Corinth with prose befitting a first-year English major by throwing spaghetti against the wall and espousing the need for waterproof tents during hard, tough, and bad times. Our planned business ventures grow with the addition of Coins for Christ as we read the prosperity gospel and prepare for upcoming "mean-andring".If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

2 Corinthians starts off with a confusing amount of comfort, which is made slightly more clear by Eugene, and then Paul starts walking back parts of previous messages. We discover an idea for the ultimate recommendation letter and Christ-scented deodorant, and discuss the transitive properties of glory.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Quiz time! We've got two for you today, a warm-up and one that's more Christian madlibs than quiz due to its circular knowledge. Tune in to find out who we've decided to cast as Chloe!If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Uncertain trumpets, the hierarchy of spiritual gifts, misogynistic interpretations, and the recollection of auditorial combat await you in the final chapters of 1 Corinthians. Lessons learned today include the mandate to have the malice of babies, be decent and in order, and that it was Paul all along.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Bread on bread action and slumming with demons are just some of the fun awaiting you in this week's chapters! Join us for contradictions, idolatry tests, and some greatest hits - including members on members.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

Paul's letter to the church in Corinth continues with explorations of our true identity, the origins of cancel culture, the transitive properties of prostitution. Factual errors in translations leave us with lots of questions, and of course, Paul (possibly the original modern day sales-person) is trying to have it both ways.If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're jumping right back into the mouth and fleshly stuff with Paul's second letter to the people of Corinth. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.

We're celebrating our 300th episode and the end of Romans with our first sober episode! In which we learn more about Christ-ordained boasting, sharing holy hugs, and discover another woman named in Paul's writings. There's also a not so short quiz at the end. How do you think we did?If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudyOur theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand.