EhMaGawd!

Hi GLUs!As you know, most conversations about aging focus on how to cheat it: look younger, feel stronger, think clearer. But we rarely talk about the sloppy junk drawer of ages we schlepp inside us every day. The restless 6-year-old, the brooding 15-year-old, the lost 23-year-old, and on and on and on…So, on this episode of EhMaGawd, we talk about the dizzying ricochet we feel as we shoot from one age to the other, depending on what’s happening in real time. What “age stage” do we revert to when we’re at our worst? And for the love of Gawd, why can’t we stop feeling like insecure teenagers?And speaking of ricochet, there are endless digressions in this one. Lisi’s empty next, Ellen’s new one, Mad Men, and the best decade for music, to name a few. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Prepare to have your mind, body, and spirit buh-lown away. Today on EhMaGawd, you get to meet our smart, sassy, and loving SOUL sister, Penelope Mandel. Penelope tells us how she knew she was a spiritual intuitive, what it feels like to communicate with the other side, and whether or not we should be afraid of dying.Her visions have saved her own life, the lives of her clients, and have even helped the New York Police Department solve crimes. How does she do a reading while holding objects? Over the phone? On the subway? Would we be able to throw her a surprise party without her knowing? And why were Ellen and Lisi sweating so damn much while talking to her?If you have Penelope’s gift, you already know the answers to these questions. For those of you who don’t, listen up. It’s a great one.Want a 30-minute reading from Penelope? Text her at 917.796.8205. Pro tip: wear a strong antiperspirant.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One year.Twelve mindsets.A new you every month.That’s what we’re exploring in this episode of EhMaGawd. Because whoever came up with the whole New Year’s resolution thing, which then morphed into the New Year’s intention thing, had it all wrong. How are we supposed to set goals in January for the GLUs we will become in May, October, or December? We can’t; that’s how.This is what Mindset of the Month is all about. We’ll tell you what inspired it, what ours are for August, and how the “fresh start effect” will help you tame the fire horse that is 2026 so it doesn’t trample you. So, saddle up, buttercup, let’s ride!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(Actually, it kind of is.) ‘Tis the season, GLU’s! Season three of EhMaGawd, that is. We have ah lot planned for you this year and are kicking it all off with The Clique Book Club.Today we are going deep on It’s Not Easy Being Mean (2007), the seventh book in The Clique series. In addition to recapping the chaotic plot, which includes a cutthroat competition and Claire’s Hollywood drama, Lisi will explain where she got the inspiration for OCD’s secret room and the idea to have the girls raid the boys’ bedrooms.As always, you will hear our No Fly List- quotes that somehow were okay in 2007 but would absolutely not fly today. And as a special bonus, we have an extra list dedicated 100% to our favorite weirdo, Layne Abely.Oh, and guess who finally gets her first kiss???It’s ah-mazing to be back!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you’re the kind of GLU who likes their pleasure served vicariously, this is the episode for you! Ellen and Lisi break down their epic weekend in Austin, stomach issues and all. You’ll learn about the places they went, a new Clique-coded syndrome that you might want to get tested for, and most importantly, why we need to try harder to nourish our relationships IRL.Digressions include our short summer hiatus, Lisi’s promise to return in August with a decorated office (pinky swear), and Ellen’s upcoming trip to Laguna Beach.We will return on August 4, 2026, with a book club episode, so beach-read the hell out of It’s Not Easy Being Mean, and know that we can NAWT wait to speak at you after the break.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Author, award-winning journalist, and State of the Union aficionado (200 and counting) Iman Hariri-Kia returns to EhMaGawd and We. Are. Obsessed. Mostly with how brilliant, charming, and prolific she is. But also, have you read her coming-of-age newsletter, Cherry Picked? The woman is getting after it. Every week, Iman reviews the (multiple) books she’s read, posts pics of her decadent meals, shares her NYC adventures, updates us on the progress of her latest novel, and often does it all en route to a wedding.How does she get it all done? How would the Clique characters get along with her characters? What is the origin of Massie’s State of the Union? What is she working on next? Is there hope for Gen Z? Listen up. Don’t even try to tell us you don’t have time. No one is busier than Iman, and she showed up.Twice!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our “ASK a GLU” inbox has runneth over. Your questions have been ah-mazing, vulnerable, raw, and real. We appreciate everyone who has dared to write in and bare their soul. So, today’s episode is all about you. We chose five highly relatable Ask a GLU questions in the hope that everyone will find something to take away.Today’s Topics:Wedding dress shopping with mom.Personal style stealers.Visualizing the Clique characters.Kissing your BFF’s crush.When your dream life doesn’t come true.The good news is we have very different opinions, so you have several options to consider. How many therapists can brag about that??Keep sending your questions to [email protected], and for those of you who already reached out, feel free to send us follow-ups.See You Next Tuesday!!!xoxo Lisi & Ellen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A few weeks ago, we posted a special episode for subscribers detailing Ellen’s trip to Charleston, SC for Sophie Anna Everhard’s glam X 10 wedding. Yes, Sophie played Dylan Marvil in The Clique movie. And yes, Elizabeth/Massie was there. Ellen and Lisi fondly recalled EhMaGawd episode #2, an interview with Sophie, who at the time had ZERO plan for her wedding. Less than one year later, we can proudly say the GLU over-delivered. I mean, check out some of these pics.So much can happen in a year. A year to THE DAY, mind you. Yes, Sophie’s episode dropped Monday, June 16, 2025, and we’re replaying it June 16, 2026!!!I mean, come AWN! How cool is that?Over the last 365 days, Sophie turned her wedding into a wonderland. Lisi no longer wears glasses (but still has horrible backgrounds; she’s working on it.) And Ellen… a lot can change in a year.It all goes to show you that worrying about the future is a waste of time. You truly never know what surprises are waiting for you. Including, but not limited to, the fact that we have dropped FIFTY episodes of EhMaGawd. (Even though we already aired this one, so technically it’s #49). But hey, we’re creatives, not mathematicians, and we are creating a universe where this episode counts twice. Because it’s that good.Ellen and Sophie share their audition stories and offer a behind-the-scenes look at the movie’s filming. Lisi tells the newly engaged Sophie how to make her wedding memorable, and they all discuss the power of passion.Digressions include: sober grinding at high school dances, wedding pressure, Lindsey Lohan, Jamba Juice, and trippy realizations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Massie: Hey, Lisi and Ellen, do you work at air traffic control?Lisi & Ellen: No, why? Massie: Because you just landed a big one! It’s true. They did!Give a warm GLU welcome to author Daniel Kraus—the 2026 Pulitzer Prize winner for his novel, Angel Down.(break for applause)Sure, the episode touches on Daniel’s award-winning masterpiece, the film adaptation of his Bestselling novel Whalefall, starring Josh Brolin, and Graveyard Girls, the 5-book series he wrote with Lisi.But they’re not going to dwell on the specifics. That’s what Google is for. This episode is about what happens when you finally get the thing you’ve been dreaming of. The date, the engagement, the job, the baby, the house, and, in Daniel’s case, the Pulitzer Prize. Is life really better? Can we actually “die happy”? Is achieving the dream a finish line or simply a new starting line?Listen and learn.They also discuss the surprising similarities between psychological horror and female friendship. And, most importantly, Daniel’s obsession with Sex and the City.DK will also answer questions from the GLUs, make a Mean Girl Amends, and share his Current State of the Union (sort of).This Guy Like Us is a true prize.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey GLUs! Welcome to book club. Today, Lisi and Ellen break down the breakdown that is Dial L For Loser.Now that the girls are expelled from OCD, Massie, Claire, and Alicia experience what every seventh grader experiences when kicked out of school—they fly private to Los Angeles, get put up in a five-star hotel, and audition for a blockbuster Hollywood movie. Sure, there are three of them and only one role. But they’re the best of friends. They’re supportive. When one succeeds, they all succeed. Right?PUH-LEASE!The peace that existed between Massie and Kuh-lair in Revenge of the Wannabees is Dial O for Over. Claire beats out Massie and Alicia and gets emotionally abused as a result. When she dares make friends with her castmates, whell, that’s the last straw! They ice her out, sabotage her relationship with Cam, and hide embarrassing ointments and diarrhea meds in her trailer, which they broadcast on national television.Lisi and Ellen discuss the insanity; Ellen shares how she prepared for the role of Claire; and Lisi reads lines that somehow passed inspection in the aughts but would never fly in 2026.**Bonus points if you can name the 1952 movie this title pays homage to.**Gossip points if you can name the IRL celebrity feud that inspired the fictional drama between Hadley and Abby.**No points if you get your answers from this episode. (Sorry, Millennials, your days of getting trophies for showing up are over. )See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode of EhMaGawd explores why 47% of Americans identify as spiritual but not religious (or SBNR, as the cool GLUs like to call it).Lisi and Ellen discuss the reasons so many of us are choosing psychics over priests, vision boards over verses, and tarot over temple. They explore social media trends that encourage men to double down on self-control while telling women to surrender. And they share the first moment each of them strayed from their own religions and went rogue.Digressions include: Ellen’s political crush, predictions from Penelope, the pod’s official psychic, and the Friday night of it all.They also answer a question from a GLU who is desperately trying to put the “man” in manifest.If you have any questions about spirituality, political crushes, love, drama, outfits, careers, weddings, hair, nails, animals, sea life, physics, topography, ballroom dancing, or the Clique, please email us at [email protected], and we’ll get right on it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss social media and try to decide whether it’s helping or hurting our relationships. Topics include: Parasocial relationships, Lisi’s social media social awkwardness, Ellen’s need for Finsta rehab, and AI boyfriends.Digressions? There are many. For those of you interested in Hacks costumes, Brokeback Mountain quotes, and tragic Instagram purchases, this one is for you.They also answer a burning question from a GLU and, of course, share their In/Out list for the week.If you have questions (or questions about burning), send them to ASK A GLU. and then tune in for the answers. It’s that easy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh off Mother’s Day, Lisi and Ellen use the characters from the Clique to illustrate different parenting styles. But they don't stop there. Lisi shares her parenting philosophy, exposes what she has witnessed from moms in the wild, and shines a light on the many ways parenting has changed over the generations. And yes, Millennials winning awards for everything does come up—AS IT SHOULD.They also give props to Daniel Kraus, the ah-mazing GLU, who just won the 2026 Pulitzer Prize for fiction. It doesn’t get more alpha than that.If you can only tolerate this podcast for five minutes, fast forward to this week’s Ask a GLU segment and witness Ellen losing her mind over this week’s problem. It’s worth it.If you have a problem that might fire Ellen up, send it to [email protected], and Lisi will do her best to keep her under control.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Pretty Committee Strikes Back is the fifth novel in the Clique series and one of the most memorable.The OCD girls and the Briarwood boys embark on a field trip to Lake Placid to learn how to survive in the wild. But the only skill our girls want to master is kissing. Massie sees this as an opportunity to regain her credibility in the post-Nina era and offers to teach a kissing clinic. The problem is that Massie has zero lip experience and a ton of fear. Shocker of all shockers, she turns to Kuh-laire for training. Claire agrees to keep Massie’s vulnerable secret as long as Massie helps Claire get Cam back. What could possibly go wrong?Alicia is determined to find out who kissed her crush (Claire). Kristen, who can’t afford the trip, sneaks in and must spend the week hiding under a bed. Dylan’s mother surprised them all when she showed up with a camera crew and then hooked up with their geography teacher. And Derrington catches Massie in a lie that might ruin her reputation forever.The story ends with the girls lost in the woods, pee-soaked, and scared for their lives. When they finally return to camp, they learn that Mother Nature is far less punishing than Mr. Myner.This novel is packed tighter than their LV suitcases. Don’t know what we mean by that? Lisi’s recitation of Massie’s CONFIDENTIAL packing list should refresh your memory. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It doesn’t matter how happy, successful, therapized, in love, in shape, on-trend, or out of debt we might be—when we are around the people who knew us before we knew ourselves, we regress. Family members, hometown friends, exes, siblings…it doesn’t matter; we return to the roles we thought we had outgrown. Old behaviors return, and long-forgotten insecurities and resentments resurface.This is the theme in the new Clique novel, State of the Reunion, and it’s also an undeniable part of the human experience. In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen use the Clique characters to illustrate these dynamics and discuss why they exist.Digressions include: Lisi’s cataract surgery, Ellen’s medicinal New York trip, and Amazon Warehouse Syndrome.They also answer a question from a GLU who feels judged for not keeping up with the Joneses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Massie: Um, is your name Sam?Us: No.Massie: Then why are you playing it again?Us: Great question!We are re-releasing the episode of EhMaGawd with actress Elizabeth McLaughlin (yes, Massie Block from the movie) because many of you are late to the podcast party, and we want to make sure you don’t miss this ah-mazing conversation from July 21, 2025. Why? Because this charming, talented, and very Type-A actor knows how to bring it.Topics include: Elizabeth’s day-one illness on the set of the Clique, the grueling casting process, IRL tension between Elizabeth and Ellen, their favorite movie looks, and the impact Elizabeth’s ketchup obsession had on Massie’s character development.Digressions include: work ethics, child veneers, business class, and Botox math.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can finally stop wondering what really goes on behind the sex scenes in movies, TV shows, verticals, and episodes of Heated Rivalry. And trust us, it’s way more involved than you think. In this episode of EhMaGawd, actress, genius, and intimacy coordinator Hayley Himmelman tells us what it takes to keep actors and actresses feeling safe while looking sexy. She also gives Lisi some fantastic advice on how to handle sex in the new Clique book because, come on, it’s one thing to accept that our girls are getting down, but it’s quite another to write about it.So, go slip into something comfortable, and let’s get into it (Pun NOT intended).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Invasion of the Boy Snatchers, the fourth book in the Clique series, can only be compared to Lord of the Flies if you completely changed the plot but kept the savagery.When Alicia’s beautiful 13-year-old cousin, Nina, arrives from Spain, the Pretty Committee’s social stock drops dramatically, and their futures are as shaky as Derrington’s butt (IYKYK). Nina, aka Nina the Obscena, steals their pride, their crushes, and several of their persona items, inspiring a diabolical revenge scheme that harkens the prom scene in Carrie. As if that’s not no buena enough, Claire and Massie are forced to become roommates only to discover that Claire is allergic to Bean, and the dog must go. We have exploding water bras, a shameful amount of boob jokes, and a kiss mishap that might change the course of Claire’s love life forever—and not in a cute way.The good news? Glossip Girl has arrived. The bad news? Taco Belle is one of the flavors. The best news? This episode’s No Fly List is hilarious, and so is the banter.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen come out of the closet and into your ears to discuss the dopamine addiction otherwise known as shopping. Because, come on, very few of us shop because we don’t have any clothes.We polled dozens of habitual shoppers to find out what drives them (no two answers are the same) and share tips on how to make the overall experience more intentional and less traumatic.Digressions include Hulu’s Love Story, The Lilith Fair, and what girls at the University of Arizona are wearing this season. Hint: not much.This week’s Ask A Glu is about the very relatable fish-out-of-water feeling we all have when we move somewhere new. And, not to brag, but our advice is worth a million bucks. Which is great, considering that’s how much it costs to buy a new dress these days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey GLUs (Girl Leprechauns Like Us):Imagine starting a new job and Massie Block is your boss? Sit with that for a minute. Unless, of course, you’re dealing with a real-life version of her, in which case, LISTEN UP: This episode of EhMaGawd is a MUST if you want to understand the complex dynamics of mean girls at work and what to do about them. Katherine Crowley and Kathi Elster, authors of Mean Girls At Work and Working with You is Killing Me, share their well-researched insights, real-life stories, and communication techniques to help you survive professional pack attacks. They’re also going to show you what kind of mean girl YOU are, because you’re not as innocent as you think.If you’d like to make a Mean Girl Amends or get some (unprofessional) help with your drama, spill your soul at Ask a GLU at [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen explore our dysfunctional relationship with aging. Why is living to see another day viewed as something we need to resist, reverse, and retouch? Why do we hide our years like period-stained shapewear instead of wearing them like badges of honor? When will we learn that we are so much more than our collagen and fertility? And what does E.T. have to do with it?Grow old with us as we explore these questions and help a GLU with her explosive boundarrhea. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Revenge of the Wannabes, the third novel in the Clique series, is a great example of why some people want to burn books, and why they ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT! The story doubles as a time machine set to 2005, when it was perfectly acceptable to objectify women’s body parts, poke fun at eating disorders, and use revenge as a form of ‘conflict resolution’. Shame on us for tolerating it and good on us for correcting it. But destroying the evidence? That erases our guilt, undermines our growth, and disrespects those who survived it.This novel, and those like it, should be read annually. Come for the laughs and stay for the lessons. If you don’t know what we mean, you will when you hear the lines that made it onto this month’s No Fly List.As always, our girls emerge a little stronger and a lot kinder, just like the rest of us. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you don’t believe in the power of meddling moms, you will after this episode of EhMaGawd. Actress Emma Flynn tells us the goosebumpy, not-to-be-believed story of how she landed the starring role of Glinda in Broadway’s Wicked (beginning March 3, 2026). Her story will make you believe in destiny. It will remind you that “not now” doesn’t always mean “not ever.” It will renew your faith in humanity.NOTE: If you think you are seeing double, relax. Emma and Ellen just look freakishly similar. If you believe Lisi is a grandmother, stop reading Wikipedia.Want advice that you may or may not use? Send your quandaries to [email protected], and Lisi and Ellen will help you figure it all out. This week, learn a little something about boundaries when Emma, Ellen, and Lisi help a GLU with friend drama.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen break down why reconnecting with old friends (and often family members) makes us regress. Old insecurities pop up, we slip into roles we thought we had outgrown, and the work we did in therapy feels meaningless. Learn why this happens and how to keep it from happening again. It’s no coincidence that this is the central theme of the new Clique novel, State of the Reunion. It’s that deep.Digressions include: Undiagnosed mental disorders, and a new form of friend therapy that doesn’t exist, but should. Also, a newly single GLU gets advice on how to move forward after an eight-year relationship.Got drama? Questions? Concerns? Send it all to [email protected], and Lisi and Ellen will help you figure it all out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026Today on EhMaGawd, Ellen fan-girls HARD for cooking content creator Corre Larkin. With 1.5 million Instagram followers (@cocolarkincooks), Corre is best known for her videos that focus on simple, European-inspired home cooking. But she didn't start out that way. Like most GLUs, Corre began her career supplying armored ballistic glass to the military. (Haha! Imagine!) Eventually, she wanted something different and decided to change it up. But how? To what? And would she be successful?Find out how Corre found the inspiration, courage, and strategies that took her from pivot to payoff. Great news: lying on a couch, hungover, played a significant role. See, there’s hope for all of us.Ellen whips up a list of rapid-fire cooking questions, and Lisi, whose idea of cooking is making a dinner reservation, learns that even she can make Ragu Bianco. There is a stock-pot load of culinary wisdom in this episode, but the biggest takeaway is that it’s never too late to try and succeed at something new.Got drama? Questions? Concerns? Send it all to [email protected] and let us help you figure it all out.xoxo Lisi & EllenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, February 3, 2026In this episode of EhMaGawd, Ellen and Lisi discuss Best Friends For Never, the second book in the Clique series. Did Lisi really have to buy a copy just to reread it? Is Ellen dressed to match the cover? Those answers rhyme with “mess.” Learn why clothes play such a big role in the series, how the boy-girl Halloween party changed the Pretty Committee forever, and the truth about Layne’s sexuality. Ellen asks for the stories behind the story, and Lisi presents the No Fly List: quotes from the novel that may have been acceptable then but would NEVER fly today.Got drama? Questions? Concerns? Send it all to [email protected] and let us help you figure it all out. Today, Lisi helps a GLU navigate the complicated publishing process. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss the mean girl that sips fat-free lattes inside our brains and judges. You know the one. She rolls her eyes at our choices, tells us we could be better, and shames us for not doing more. Her name is Comparison, and she’s dead to us. Why do we compare? How can we stop? And when can it be helpful? Listen and learn.And the digressions? They might be the funniest ones yet. Ellen credits Tinx for a quote that originated 100 years ago. Lisi gives her notes on Heated Rivalry. They reveal their high school scents (of course, Ellen has never heard of Lisi’s). And they help a GLU who is sick of being everyone’s pay pal.If you want Lisi and Ellen to take a crack at solving your problems, email your drama to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Leigh Ann Healey, a former bodybuilding champion turned champion of body positivity, shares her secrets for staying confident regardless of her fluctuating pant size. Her story is deeply relatable, and her advice is game-changing. GLUs, this is required listening.This week’s Ask a GLU question is about sharing clothes when you no longer share sizes.If you want Lisi and Ellen to take a crack at solving your problems, email your drama to [email protected] more real talk on body love + confidence from Leigh Ann Healey, subscribe for 💕 DAILY self-love boosts 💕☆ IG: https://www.instagram.com/leighannhealey/☆ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@leighannhealey☆ Email: [email protected] xoxo Lisi & EllenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Season Two of EhMaGawd! If you’re expecting a rowdy celebration, expect again. The booze has been recorked, all cookie-batter bowls have been licked, and the twinkle lights are down. The holiday season is over, and countless GLUs have the blues. But don’t worry, Lisi and Ellen know how to overcome post-party depression, and by the end of this episode, you will too.Digressions include: Gay Canadian porn, word of the year, renaming Massie Block, Ellen’s Christmas haul, and Lisi’s genius white elephant idea.This week’s Ask a GLU question is a doozy about ditching friends. If you want Lisi and Ellen to take a crack at solving your problems, email your drama to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the season finale of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen share what they’re shedding in 2025 (Year of the Snake) and what they will be riding towards in 2026 (Year of the Horse). Fear not, this is not about resolutions, because those stick as well as those Post-It notes at the bottom of your purse, covered in hair and globs of lip gloss. Shedding (the cool girl’s resolution) is about molting the old patterns, identities, and illusions that no longer serve you, and accepting who you are today. Then, leveling up from there. So much so that Lisi and Ellen give each other challenges for 2026. Digressions include: tech neck, hockey stick spines, the current state of Broadway, and why mentoring is more rewarding than parenting.If you want us to right your ships, email your drama to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A girl walks into a bar and meets an ah-dorable actor-writer-producer-podcaster-photographer. But can they be friends? Find out when Lisi and Ellen break it down with Logan Donovan, a guy you absolutely will want to be best friends with (if you can keep it in your pants). Digressions include Enneagrams, transcendental meditation, and love languages.You’ll also get a Mean Girl Amends from Ellen and Logan, and one lucky GLU will get some life-changing advice, mostly from Logan.If you want us to right your ships, email your drama to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, December 9, 2025In today’s episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen kick off their monthly CBC with an in-depth discussion of the first book in the series: The Clique. What was the intention behind the iconic cover? How did Lisi create a mean girl that everyone loves? Have the pop-culture references stood the test of time? What about the writing? What was the intention behind the dialogue? What would Lisi change if she could edit the series? And how similar will the older characters be to their younger selves? You’ll get all the answers and a few digressions, including, but not limited to, unexplained neck pain, VJs, and the Sony Walkman.GLU’s, if you want us to right your ships, email [email protected], and we’ll discuss your drama on next week’s episode.C.U. Next Tuesday!xoxo Lisi & EllenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, December 2, 2025In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss the rules of girl code: how the rules were, how they are, and where they are going. The way we treat one another has certainly improved over the decades, but have we overcorrected? Find out which friendship movies influenced their respective generations and whether Lisi has beef with Mean Girls. Digressions include: Ellen being banned from Las Vegas casinos, the true meaning of ABC, and Lisi’s latest insult. They also help a GLU deal with wedding dress drama.If you want us to right your ships email your drama to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this mini episode of EhMaGawd: Ellen and Lisi share their Thanksgiving plans, Ellen’s parents are having a Parent Trap moment, Lisi has a new writing process, and reveals details about a hottie in the new Clique book. Follow-up Fact: For those of you who also don’t know the name of those ski sweaters with the snowflakey ring around the neck—they’re called Fair Isle.Happy Thanksgiving, GLU’s! We are grateful in ways only poets and angels can express.Love you madly,xoxo Lisi & Ellen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, musical theater actresses and podcasters Jesse Lynn Harte and Lea Sevola take us behind the curtain and into the bathroom where they first met. We discuss the trauma bonds that formed on their Legally Blonde tour, hot ‘n’ horny tenors, survival jobs, and the bittersweet existence of artists. Delight as Lisi is constantly forced to ask Ellen and the girls what they’re talking about. And listen up as Jesse Lynn and Lea make mean girl amends, help us answer an Ask a GLU, and contribute to our weekly State of the Union. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss adult mean girls at work and in the wild. Why are they so nasty? How do they choose their targets? When is it appropriate to fight back? And how to step into your power without getting fired or arrested. Ellen shares a personal story about her adult mean girl, and Lisi reveals an IRL incident that inspired a Claire revenge scene in The Clique. Not to brag, but there weren’t many digressions. Slay.Like in every episode, Ellen and Lisi answer a question from a GLU—this one was about a promotion commotion.If you have any questions about ANYTHING AT AWL, email them to [email protected],xoxo Lisi & Ellen  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this info-packed episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen analyze the evolution of Bridezilla, the out-of-control cost of getting hitched, bridesmaid migrations, wedding values, and how we can all do better by taking Lisi’s BPC (bachelorette party challenge). Digressions include Sarah Jessica Parker’s uncanny ability to grow foot bones.They also answer an Ask a GLU about controlling brides.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIn // OutTreat Your Girls, Gays, and Theys // Treat YourselfBrideZaras// BridezillasWe Weddings// Me WeddingsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen attempt to do Gawd’s work by explaining the nature of friend drama and offering solutions to eradicate it. Ellen shares the story of her biggest friend breakup, and Lisi tries to shed light on what may be happening beneath the surface. Digressions include Mommy make-up, the definition of low-key, and the fact that Ellen seriously thought Lisi had never heard of 69. I mean…They also strongly disagree on how to answer this week’s Ask a GLU about wedding guest lists.CURRENT STATE of the UNIONIN//OUTForever 31//Forever 216 - 7//69Husband Rule//Mom Rulexoxo, Lisi & EllenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on EhMaGawd, we are DUH-YING because the dashing, hilarious, social media influencer, creator, podcaster, and life-long GLU Harry Hill is here!!! Among a billion things we discuss his Clique obsession, iconic posts, (@veryharryhill), writing goals and writing distractions. There is also a mean girl confession that will shock your socks off.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUTButter//Protein (Harry)Yoga//Pilates (Ellen)Christmas Karens//Christmas Carols (Lisi)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stand down, first responders. This episode was an emergency, but only for us. We were beyond excited to share a fantastic interview with an alpha influencer, but she had upload issues that rendered the episode DOA. Soooo, we—being hard-hitting show-must-go-on types—busted out a last minuter. After some housekeeping announcements, it’s a digression extravaganza. Topics include: algorithm fear-baiting, TSITP, and Christmas spirit (or lack thereof).IN//OUTAlgorithm Snooping//Reading Someone’s JournalJewish Elf//Shiksa ListJoe of the Jonas//George of the Jungle.xox Lisi & EllenSpecial Thanks to Bella Tomayo: Another hard-hitting show-must-go-on type who made a last-minute graphic (at work) for this episode!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on EhMaGawd, Ellen is in New York, and Lisi is in panic as she is convinced they are bombing at Camp Pendleton. It’s all digressions today as they discuss empaths, mentor mess-ups, brain trickery, how to score theater tickets, Massie’s one and only Swift song, and how people are either characters or pieces of work. Which one are you?CURRENT STATE of THE UNIONIN//OUTThey Bomb//She BangsTicket Booths//Non-spoofable SpoofsNovid//Covidxoxo Lisi & EllenSpecial thanks to Bella Tomayo, a character who delivers many pieces of work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #16Tuesday, September 30, 2025In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi has COVID, and Ellen learns she’s too old for flannel. Still, they manage to dissect The Summer I Turned Pretty (sorry, Jeremiah), Griffin in Summer, Chicken Spaghetti, and all things New York. If you hate pointless rambling, this episode is not for you.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUTTump//DumpFridge Cig//Diet CokeCougar Puberty//Menopausexoxo Lisi & EllenSpecial thanks to Bella Tomayo for our incredible graphics and her incredible patience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Kortney Riley —holistic aesthetician, Reiki master practitioner, healing expert, and coach—teaches us how simple beauty and wellness can actually be. Is salmon sperm legit? Is creatine a trend? What should we eat for breakfast? Where should you get Botox? Is it okay to secretly drug your family? Answers to these questions and dozens more!Supplements We MentionedJarrow Formulas Inositol Powder — supports mood balance and relaxationNatural Factors Stress-Relax Suntheanine L-Theanine 100 mg — calm focus and stress supportRYZE Superfoods Mushroom Hot Cocoa Sleep Supplement — melatonin, reishi, and L-theanine for sleepPerfect Amino (BodyHealth) — optimized amino acids for protein and collagenKion Aminos — energy, recovery, and lean muscle supportBrainMD Smart Creatine+ — brain and body performanceMore Ways to ConnectRetreatByKortney — Full LinktreeBook a Call with MeNewsletterRetreatByKortney on Substack — monthly wellness tips, product recommendations, and reset inspiration.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONTaking Acid//Dropping AcidA bottle of Ds //A bag of DsBlood Panels// Blood Brothersxoxo Lisi & EllenThank you, Bella Tomayo, for not quitting when we texted you after your dental surgery to request graphics. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this AH-MAZING episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen hang hard with online personality turned entrepreneur Lauren Elizabeth. In this candid conversation, we discuss LA living, leaky boobs, wedding playlists, life as an influencer, motherhood, and of course, the iconic marble pill case.Warning: This episode contains several EhMaGawd exclusive announcements. So if you don’t like knowing things before your friends, please exercise caution.IN//OUTColor Blind Kids//Sad Beige MomsMarble Pill Box Collection //Marble Pill Box RejectionToddler Wedding Rings//Tiffany Wedding Ringsxoxo Lisi & EllenSpecial thanks to Bella Tomayo for our graphics and her patience.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen intend to discuss the moment girlhood is having in our culture, and they do for, like, a minute. Then, it’s mostly digressions that include the landing strips, beauty standards, face shaming, phone cases that reflect our souls, Lisi’s new wardrobe, Ellen’s new hobby, and Massie’s new pet.If there is drama in your life, Lisi and Ellen want to hear about it. Submit your questions and quandaries to ASK A GLU at [email protected]. Please. They love giving advice.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUTGirl Time/ FaceTimeContemplating Skiing in September//Actually Skiing in FebruaryBeajou//Bean (Only because he passed. But he will live in our hearts for centuries.)xoxo Lisi & EllenSpecial thanks to Bella Tomayo, CEO of graphics and OG Sphynx influencer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen are joined by Mary Woodard A Librarian for 35+ years, former President of the Texas Library Association, and Ellen’s OG Influencer. We discussed the insanity of book bans, dragon and fairy porn, and “Mimi’s” book recommendation for 2025. Digressions include the Streisand Effect and the ah-dorable way librarians line up single file at bars.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUTTalking in the library// Smoking in the boys’ room.Book fans//Book Bans.Grooming the pink kitty//Grooming dogs.Xoxo,Lisi & EllenThank you, Bella Tamayo, our graphics goddess. We worship you.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Ellen and Lisi discuss THE Crystal Ball, Ellen’s psychic reading, and Lisi’s license plate messages from above. We’re also spilling the tea with updates on our new adult Clique Novel, State of the Reunion!Digressions include: vajazzles, Korean spas, nudity, hairless cats, and Brazilian waxes.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUT3 oz Curls//Bicep CurlsJessica Starr Reviews//Five-Star ReviewsBig Bush Energy//Big Dick EnergyXoxo,Lisi & EllenThank you, Bella Tamayo—graphics queen, hairless cat owner, and badass GLU.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Ellen and Lisi discuss loose and watery boundaries; a condition they refer to as Boundarrhea. They explore the five leading causes of boundarrhea, share their personal experiences, and explain Lisi’s very Massie Block-coded method for binding boundaries called S.O.L.I.D. Here’s a cheat sheet:S: State it.O: Own ItL: Label it.I: Identify the fear.D: Do it with dignity.Digressions include: Ellen’s Coastal Gran moment, tomato martini’s, and layaway.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN//OUTEllen Da’Generous//Ellen DegeneresSettlers of I Can’t /Settlers of CattanPracticing S.O.L.I.D//Doing a solid.Xoxo,Lisi & EllenThank you, Bella Tamayo—graphics goddess, marketing muse, and solid GLU.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen are joined by the wildly talented author-slash-journalist-slash-Substacker-slash-activist-slash-Clique expert, Iman Hariri-Kia.The conversation includes Iman’s brilliant analysis of the Pretty Committee, the struggles and joys of writing, and the best opening sentence ever. Digressions include how pubic hair creates friendships.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONIN/OUTWaxing a*****e //Waxing poeticFeeling Seen// Being JudgedWriting GLUs //Writing GroupsXoxo Lisi & EllenSpecial shoutout to Bella Tamayo--graphics goddess, marketing muse, and the GLU responsible for our fancy new interview cards. Thank you for making us look like Jeopardy hosts.This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss forced fun, the term "best friend”, ChatGPT therapy, and body image issues. Digressions include Ellen’s Glen Arbor glow-up, Rent sing-a-longs, and spray tans.The Current State of the UnionIN/OUTRot/GlitterSpraycations/StaycationsBooze Choose/Booze CruiseXoxo,Lisi & EllenBella Tamayo, you are our graphics goddess, marketing muse, and podcast picture person. Thank you for sprinkling glitter on our rot.This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.